Haven’t shit since last Saturday. Is this turd Yea Forums approved?

haven’t shit since last Saturday. Is this turd Yea Forums approved?

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No one cares about your fucking shit

5/10
It's alright; decent length, but it isn't very wide. Try eating nothing but beef jerky for a couple of days and try again.

A-alright, t-this is a stick u-up!

G-give me your (y-yous) a-and nobody gets h-hurt!

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Amateur at best.

Depends. Are you Andy Sixx?

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I endorse this, but add celery or other fiber stuff to the diet.
Turds will be much wider, harder. The first days it will hurt like a bitch, but afterwards you'll get used to it and your sphincter will be a lot more relaxed as it stretches. Eventually, even your farts will begin to become silent.
Also, anal sex will be easier and more pleasurable.

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What about me user? I basically live off of squash and pork chops and un sweetened tea

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