How are you f-feeling today, Anonymous?
Dragging your h-heels on a big project? Unable t-to cope with your anxiety? F-feeling as though your choices don't m-matter? Full of ennui or d-dread?
Let's talk about it Anonymous.
D-don't suffer in s-silence.
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are you a doctor?
Absolutely n-not. B-but I do have some training and I am m-more than capable of listening
I'm a flex doctor.
H-hey Hulk
Odd one.
Why are you stuttering?
>Dragging your h-heels on a big project? Unable t-to cope with your anxiety? F-feeling as though your choices don't m-matter? Full of ennui or d-dread?
Yes to all, except without the gay stuttering
I'm n-nervous b-but willing to help!
T-tell me about it, Anonymous
Good morning Alice, I hope you're having a wonderful morning
I need advice on my boyfriend if you don't mind
I'm h-here for you, lay it on me
b
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Why do you host psychology sessions on Yea Forums my love?
m
T-to help the people of Yea Forums
well, he's really nice and he buys me a lot of stuff... but I don't know what to get for him... and his birthday is coming up
p
A b-blowjob. Next.
Uwu Alice can I lay on you
I'm scared for the future. I dunno if things are gonna turn out well, or if I wasted all this time with studying. I miss being a kid man, you had nothing to worry about then.
That isn't very original since I give him one every day
why is this tranny still breathing?
protip: Alice is a gay dude. he makes these threads because he's an attention whore faggot. just move along so the retard disappears again.
kek
Uhh. S-sure?
Anal. Next.
Y-yeah, I feel you man
Steak and a blow job
S-sorry, I'm a biological female and I h-hate attention
Anal-
god damn it you beat me to it
migraines and generalized anxiety have been my life for years now
this user is correct. additionally, a blowjob while eating steak
HI Nevada.
Please Alice, I need your advice... Please be serious about this
I can't cook meat
He cooks it though and he's good at it
Heh
Oh m-my. What do you t-take for them doll?
I'm s-so very sad to see you s-suffering, maybe we can w-work towards a better solution.
I'm scared...
he's kinda big, if you know what I mean
nigga if your boyfriend loves you and you give 'em blowjobs every day then guys love a shitload of stuff
back rubs
head rubs (((this is underappreciated)))
really good meats
a fucking year supply of beef jerky
A grill
A new knife
A leafblower
tickets to a show
A lot of liquor
do a striptease
give him a grapefruiting
Anything you ever do that involves another banana your mother will die in her sleep and your children will be molested and your pets will be gutted and tossed around for the vultures to pick.
:thinking: that's really good stuff....
thank you...
There are these things where you pay people money and they bring you steak, they are called restaurants. Specifically steak restaurants.
Ty love
What can you do when you feel yourself losing the passion for what what do in life?
i'm terrified of public places...
once i'm done with work i run home and hide..
H-happy to help.
Nigga you need to be working on a cure for your faggy stuttering on a keyboard
Oh. I see. Then for his birthday you need to get him an actual functioning girlfriend not some open boxed damaged store brand returned GF
How did you manage to meet your bf? I'm sure you'll be fine!
considering this alice claims to be a female then they are not good about asking guy stuff
maybe try doing some kinky shit for him, like tying yourself up for him
if you want it to be non-sexual, try taking him out for karoke and singing him a love song
fucking write him a letter about how your life was made so much better by their existance
if you want to appreciate someone then appreciate them
guys often really enjoy hearing nice things and we don't hear it often enough, because we're critical as fuck of ourselves and we have to expect to be stoic and macho
but kind words spoken genuinely are legitimately the best drug and give you a high that makes cocaine look like pussy shit
Rediscover it
Are these bananas from your server?
I'm g-good
W-what?
When you start to lose passion in what you're doing, find something else to do. Worst case scenario is you find a passion in something else. Best case is that you realize what made you passionate in the first place. It's win win.
Well at least he knows where I am at all times...
And yeah I know what you mean... That's why I want to make his birthday special
We met on Yea Forums :D
Thank you user
You have a chatroom, these guys that are unloading the bananas from their assholes are from that room.
N-no they aren't.
why would people who like Alice spam Alice?
How can you help others if you can't put work in for your attention seeking internet LARP addiction?
ay nigga listen i know you don't give a shit about this alice bitch but I'm in the mood to discuss shit can you cool it with the fuckin' image spam thanks bro
s-sing a song to him??
that's so embarrassing...
he knows i love him so much when i swallow...
other than that I really don't know how to show it
I appreciate and worship him.. he's the best
S-sorry, I don't like attention
How much does Nevada-fat weigh?
Wow that doesn't sound bad at all. A shame that stuff never works out for me.
Good for you though :)
if they know you personally well at all, then they would understand that you attempting to do something that he knows is difficult for you is a very meaningful gesture. same with cooking, same with anything else
it's not the end product, it's the gesture that has meaning to it
you may not be a good chef, but I'm fucking certain that as long as you don't burn the steak he'll think it's 5 stars just because you made it
clean the house
laundry
no dishes
no chores
take care of everything he could ever have to do
let him do what he wants to do and he will be happy
Many reasons and beware the snakes that lie in the grass. There are people who will pretend and put on a facade just to get what they desire.
S-sure, and I'm n-not one of them.
I simply w-wish to help Anonymous.
And I d-do not encourage spam.
What keeps you awake at night my love?
mhm! i know what you mean...
took me 7 years to find him
apparently all the good guys are busy playing video games
You can always tell someone is a guy by the amount of video games they play
p-please don't write so much, it scares me...
ugh i'm so freaking nervous about this... I don't show much public affection and I'm not romantic... i'm pretty stoic and an introvert... I think he might get bored of me
That is patently and demonstrably false
How's your game? Also how hard is it to actually program? I got into it a bit but never stayed for long. I know a lot of basic syntax but got stuck in what people call a tutorial loop.
I s-sleep fine actually
I applied to study history at university because that's the only thing I somewhat enjoyed at school. But I'm scared for my future.
okay! demonstrate it for us, then.
1 less psycho gook thread
Of what?
Nevada is a fat fuck
S-sorry, it's the truth
you know I go to work at 9 right? You stopped the thread 2 minutes early.
Good job.
Do you go to him of your own free will?
Who gives the most attention in the relationship?
Lmfao sounds like me. I play way too much because I dont know where to look and it takes the pain away. One day.. lol
you want a thorough and in-depth answer on the means of the mental state of a man and you will fucking get it, woman, without any of the stupid gender politics bullshit
be nervous, it's good. if he's been with you for so long then he knows that it makes you fucking nervous, that's the point of it
being a brave person isn't about not being scared of doing shit, it's about being afraid and still doing it. nigga we on Yea Forums most people on here are introverts but sometimes you gotta fucking go out and prove you're an actual human being capable of doing shit, show some affection
if he's stuck with you i doubt he thinks you're fucking boring especially if you have such a healthy sex drive like you claim to have
All s-sorts of things
Cool, focus on work and not begging an e-tranny for attention
I'm n-not a tranny of any kind, b-but I was the one saying I go to work at 9 dear.
He is on here 3 times a day LARPING and then does some twitch shit too. And has been here for years doing it. It's an attention whore hobby
if you want to help people legitimately drop the 'alice' persona, just a heads up
how does that prove encouragement of spam, though?
I d-don't LARP, b-but also, I'm literally here to help
It's been going on for years. If she were to show her face now then it's game over for her. She's not exactly on terms with 30-46% of Yea Forums.
that doesnt demonstrate anything but your biases
there are people who literally post at random encouraging people to murder her
here's an example
thebarchive.com
If Alice had a feminine penis or was a Trap I'd still suck and fuck.
I'll have to find something I actually want to work on then and just figure it out/go from there then.
That's exciting!
i dunno 'bout that, it seems like the thread kinda got immediately sputtered out by the automated spambots that seem to flood in. being forced to manually hide all of it so i can actually sift through anything meaningful is annoying
nigga i have been here since the start and all i can say is that i am fucking more annoyed by you niggas that draw more attention to namefags and tripfags than anything else, i don't give a shit about alice but if it's supposed to be a thread about giving niggas actual assistance without going to the faggot-infested /adv/ then i'm all for it, if you don't like the bitch i don't care but stop fucking spamming it with the shitty god damn bananas it doesn't do anything but make other niggas have to press the hide button fuck
Yus I stop by his work place when he's on break and I do lewd stuff to him...
I say he gives me the most affection
I'm like a cat, I just want to be left alone until I'm ready play
Please stop playing so much vidya! Nice girls are out there!
reeee don't write so much..
i don't think I can sing to him in front of a crowd though ;~;
oh yeah i'm like a succubus when it comes to him
I want to drain him the moment he walks through that door
personally i think its a little unhealthy and rapey...
T-that's the best way to do it!
I don't like the bananas either. The person posting them is most likely some loser or a slug-human hybrid with 30 IQ
I know! I honestly want to meet one but I dont know where to look. I tried tindr but that isnt too popular in my area and O dont think the bar is the best of places to meet up.. bleh then actually trying to ask someone out or something. Lmao I'm a disaster
well also appreciate that dudes don't like sex all all all the time our dicks get sore as fuck after a while, there's other ways to show affection that don't require getting off despite how fucking easy it is
my advice is be genuinely nice and considerate and now that the thread is fucking dying my final words to you are: don't be a psycho bitch, take care of his problems and he will take care of you
HOLY SHIT ALICE YOURE ALIVE
Its been a minute how are you?
Alright I'm off t-to work
You have the keys to his heart and pants. Don't lose those keys unless he is a bad guy.
No the attention whoring is your building of a brand with your stuttering BS and anime pics. If you were being simply altruistic you wouldn't need the constant validation provided by the recognition of your branding. Try to be helpful anonymously on this anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum.
I'm g-going to work
Have a good day at work Alice
Hey I'm not trying to brand myself here either
By work do you mean sitting at home like a house wife?
He's on here every damn day
N-nah, I didn't build a b-brand dear. Alice has always been on Yea Forums, ever s-since the very beginning.
This isn't a brand. It's a homage to my mother, whom I still love even to this day. Something ineffable would be lost if Alice was not on Yea Forums, so until I am replaced, I will stand this vigil.
Feel free to hate me, Anonymous, but hate me honestly, for who I am. I have so many flaws to choose from, after all
Probably works as a trans homeless social worker helping people like him
she doesn't work from home that often lmao
financial engineer and programmer
what happened to all the others that did similar threads?
no she isnt
email her, she went to work
Tbh if I had someone I loved that was reliable I'd be 100% fine with them being a housewife. I'd get out there and be the breadwinner. Hell that used to be a common things some time not that long ago.
who gives a shit
who the fuck cares anymore
you're trying to make things better but you're making it worse
as much as i wish i could say that things can go back to 'the ways they were' with btfo'ing tripfags it just makes shit worse
if you don't like them just hide the threads don't act like a fucking quintuple nigger and get all up into other people's shit like some screeching detroit-based rape company you quintuple nigger
alice is shitty for avatarfagging but god damn the worst part of these threads are the niggas that entirely depart with any type of humorous discouse and instead projectile vomit images 'til the thread dies
fucking allow for japes and to poke fun at the bitch or you just come across like an obnoxious faggot who unsheathes his auto-posts and then sits in smug self satisfaction that he is 'cleaning up the board', a pseudo-janny
fuck yourself
It's a brand honey. The fact that someone else can sell the same BS as you as a replacement shows it. You are trying to franchise now!
8AM sharp
I wonder how many people want to have sex with Alice? She's wholesome that's for sure. I wonder what she would do if each one of us was stuck with her on an island.
I'm just shit posting my man same as you and him. You are in the sweaty unwashed armpit of the internet.
get off the fucking island why the fuck would you want to be on an island with anyone you piss-brained retard build a fucking raft stockpile supplies and get the fuck out of here if you don't know at least some basic carpentry skills then go fucking learn some you bed-ridden neet
A lot of people would, well unless they are soy-boys who want to be dominated by big amazonian women from futurama
How about you get off of my dick!
Is Alice2 a man?
its an homage not a brand try again
yeah it's a shitty fucking place but there's a difference between noticing someone smells like shit or going out into a public place and screaming, 'HEY!!! THIS PERSON SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!! GUYS CHECK IT OUT!!! THIS PERSON SMELLS LIKE SHIT'
the people that spam threads are attentionfagging a hundred times worse than any tripfag, any avatar poster, anyone, because they are actively making the browsing experience worse
fucking get a sense of common fucking decency, if you want to fucking make alice look like a fool do it in a way that seems concise and amusing, stop shrieking and throwing what is the internet equal to a child shitting itself and throwing a tantrum, it's embarassing
No, Alice is a woman. She had some booty pictures posted and you can see her camel toe.
no she is a biological female as you can see here: youtube.com
I cant get any girls, not even the ugly ones even though I am pretty decent looking. The only girl who shows interest in me is my cousin. And this goes without saying that I am a virgin, and I really want to fuck someone. I am starting to feel like she maybe able to help me out with losing virginity, but she's my cousin and I don't know if she's that into me.
Also I really don't want to relate to the "sweet home Alabama people"
No, just some lonely faggot who adores attention.
Gender is irrelevant.
Where's the evidence?
So far I see some weeb white girl.
It sounds like looks are not the problem, your personality is.
Try being less of a dick.
Be more outspoken to women.
Women love being complimented and hit on!
Unless they are hoes
don't fuck your cousin you idiot, that's your fucking lizardbrain talking, don't even fucking give in to the baser instincts
legitimately your standards are way too fucking high if you can't find a girl
i know your expectations are obliterated by years of pornography abuse and anime, and that your expectation of virginity is to lose it otherwise you're a loser, but it's all incorrect and shoehorned in by society as a whole
if you want to just fuck someone, then just go find a girl to fuck. literally anywhere. just find a girl that looks even a little homely, get to talking, give them attention and be nice and if they pay attention back then just keep chatting, ask for their number, as them if they wanna hang out, ask them if they wanna go on a date.
have some confidence in yourself
Right. A girl. Not a man.
Prove it
Stop reeking or virgin. Show confidence when you talk, even if you have to take it. As they say, fake it till you make it.
Prove what, exactly?
This woman is a psychopath
That Alice adores attention. Are you a psycher?
How so?
Unless you got any idea how I can fix these photogates you cant help me on my "big projects"
Email her at [email protected]
Maybe she can
no, you're a tranny, and I hope you fucking die, dude.
Prove it and she will leave Yea Forums forever
The very existence of the thread, stutter typing and all should be enough, but to go as far as to adopt an online personality is a fucking clincher.
That isn't proof of her adoring attention, it's proof she's weird
How does Alice react to dick pictures?
No she isn't. Everything else could be a lie but I know she isn't a psychopath.
Citation needed. Didn't know doing anything of that meant someone "adored" attention.
Na doubt that she has knowledge troubleshooting circuitry and possibly flashing PICs
With laughter
Shes worked on Asics before for litecoin mining
Even if it's her Ideal 6 inches she likes?
Yep
Alice is lezzy af dude
Why does she laugh at them?
Is it because she's a Lesbian?
why do lesbians uses dicks instead of vaginas?
This shit always happens man. I give into my instincts. Can't leave home can't run away. Everyday when I put my guard up my fucking disfunctional family fucks it up
we are talking about different fields. I repair electronic devices at the circuit board level.
Seems like an ongoing attempt to validate her own worth, to be honest. Attention whoring is not all Instagram pics and makeup.
Thank you. You have given me another piece of the puzzle to find out who she is and why she is doing this.
>no stutter
It is not a stutter, her keyboard is just broken.
Why not just ask her dood
Reasonably sure you are stretching the definition
Alice was originally someone else and the current one is Alice2/Celtyplays. Alice2 had known Alice and was in love with her, but something happened to the original and Alice2 wants to continue her legacy because she loved her so much. Don't tell anyone I told you this.
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Your mom a stuttering tranny LARPing on an anime imageboard? Or was she just stuttering and tried to help people?
With a Mask you can hide the truth, so seek the light that seeps through the cracks of it and the truth shall come to pass.
Alice isn't a tranny nor does she larp try again
>Actually knowing this shit
I think you need to leave the house more, user.
Well, that proves me wrong! Thank you, random internet oracle!
Or you could just ask and act not like an anime villian. Always a choice.
An assertion without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. If you prove Alice is a tranny, she will leave forever.
So why haven't you?
I do, my love. Today is just a free and lazy day.
Why are you talking in the 3rd person?
Fairy Tales aren't always like in real life and the black and white isn't always the way. Gray is the way and with it you shall see both sides of the story, absolutes will merely blind one.
I'm not
There isn't always two sides to a story dood. Sometimes there is reality and lies.
isnt she like alice5 now?
> If you prove Alice is a tranny, she will leave forever.
What? Why? Is this like a challenge or something?
Still acting like an anime villian
Yes
No, what someone's motivations are are only known to thrm. So you have to ask them.
That's why finding and putting the pieces together show the truth. Actions speak louder than words and words can be conjured to twist the truth or produce something entirely different. Do not worry, I have no Ill will towards her and I love her too much to wish her any kind of harm. Though the truth is all I desire.
Your interpretation of her actions is only that. An interpretation.
Like I have previously stated, but in less vague terms. You can say something and it can either be a truth or a lie, we do not know if she is telling the truth.
Okay sasuke
I'm not sure what you mean, but okay. I don't know why you consider me an anime villain.
Sure but if you try to interpret actions, what you necessarily get is a fabrication, a legal fiction, not a complete view.
You need both.
Because you use flowery language like you have a theseurus open at all times, aizen
I'll need the pieces of the puzzle first. Then I can talk to her and see if it's truth or not.
Alice2 is a psychopath
Prove it Nevada, you tranny fucker
I just like to talk like that. Sure, I can talk normally, but what would it mean if I didn't allow one such as yourself to interpret what flows out of my mouth? Perhaps my knowledge isn't for everyone.
If you’re here to help. Stop advertising your threads as psychology, unless you’re prepared to become a psychologist or a therapist. Because what you’re doing in this thread is offering fake psychological therapy “help” that is flat out wrong. You clearly have no education in psychology, or in how the mind works, or in therapeutic practice. And it shows. Because the advice you’re giving out ranges from useless all the way up to dangerous. Please stop doing this, Alice.
t. Psychologist