Hey Yea Forums I’m drunk as fuck give me a reason why I shouldn’t jump head first off of my roof

LIKE IM TOO SELF AWARE TO DO THIS SHIT BUT IM NOT SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND ITS LIKE FUCK ME

you are though

THATS A BIG THING I NEEDED TO HEAR RN BECAUSE IVE BEEN FEELING SHITTY AND IT FEELS LIKE NO ONE HAS BEEN LISTENING

Because you still have that little bit of resitance in you. I say do it as long as you are drunk
It will be quicker

Do a frontflip

dont worry about it. youre worth being cared about and listened to

EVEN IF I WAS JUMPING I WOULD PROBABLY FAIL AT THAT TOO LIKE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

THANK YIU

do a barrel roll

Seriously, you should definitely not live, the world is overpopulated, and you're probably not very useful at anything.

Which one is that again? Like I know it isn’t just spinning horizontally in the air bue WHAT

THATS WHAT IM FEELIN THANK U

youtube.com/watch?v=cIx1NCvb5TU

THANK

Is OP still alive?

if so, you should totally just shoot yourself, its much more guaranteed.

kill yourself if yo want to, but at least move to another city/country first to give that shit a try.
changed my life, even though my life didn't relly change. I'm no big success or anything now, but somehow getting away from the same old, same old made all the difference and I - not gonna say I fell better, it's more like I don't feel bad all the time.

You are welcome...in hell!

also caplocks for cruise control

do a flip faggot.

if you feel like this than instead of doing it, put time and effort into making the world or at least ur own life better cmon dont quit, like they say keep on truckin

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nah this shit would really happen sometimes when the stations would be losing signal.

You have so much to live ...for?

There is none as i'd generally say life isn't worth it if you add everything up for most people out there. If you're seriously depressed, without outer circumstances your state could be attributed to for a considerable amount of time (like 5 years) it is with absolute, metaphysical certainty not worth living. It isn't going to stop. You will never be truly happy for longer than a moment (and even that you likely can exclusively achieve with drugs). You are your depression. There is no "you" without the depression and there never will be. Envy those who have the bravery and courage to actually go through with it.

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Because you should do some coke and acid first

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Damn my nigga, you got get some group counseling or some shit cause that is some deep rooted self worth issues bundled up right there

Dont forget to post opie

go ahead if you feel like it, just be aware that jumping off a roof is almost as retarded as using pills or a .22 to "kill" yourself. if you're simply crying for attention just cut yourself or beat someone up.
get a fucking helium tank, a shotgun, some nembutal or some train tracks ffs. at least go out efficiently.