Per say I have an item that weighs around 30lbs and I need to dispose of it without it tracing back to me

Per say I have an item that weighs around 30lbs and I need to dispose of it without it tracing back to me.
Nothing illegal just a little.... personal that I wouldn't want coming back to me,
How do I throw it away?It weighs too much to put in the garbage can because its so heavy it rips though garbage bags.
What I was thinking was throwing it away at like a restaurants garbage can where there big and no one will look.
How does Yea Forums think I should get rid of it?

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You drive to the fucking dump that exists for people to dump things that don't go in garbage bags you retard

Imagine having thirty pounds worth of dirty, cum stained panties from your mom’s clothes drawer
You’re truly sick, user
Post pics

Its not that
Currently no access to a car, Im going to walk to the apartments with it in a backpack and throw it away and hope no ones sees me

box in river

im super paranoid someones gonna see me jump the dumpster wall and toss it and then go looking for me

What is it?
You can break it into small pieces and throw it out little by little throughout different areas.

Alright ill come out with it, Its a 30lb silicone ass that ive been using for weeks, the dumpsters feel like my only option

yeah just dump it retard lmao

yes. cut it or break it into pieces.
i can't think of a single item that is unable to be reduced to smaller pieces.

even like, a 30 pound cube of steel, you could still cut it with a saw.

Are you 16 or something? Do you live in some backwards allah akbar country? Just dump it. No one really gives a shit and if someone does find it who cares since they're the type of person that goes through trash. But if you're still anxious just chop that ass up into quarters or 8ths and dump them throughout your city.

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dude take a hammer too it and break it first dumbass lol

>>melt silicone down
>>make mold of your own ass
>>fill mold with reused silicone
>>out comes new silicone ass

Now you can go fuck your own ass OP.

Let's be real. OP should make a cock because he's a faggot. No one will care that you're throwing out a used ass. If anything some poorfag will reuse it.

>>silicone ass
>>hammer

Retarded???

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finally, some real advice

"per say I have"

silicone can't be melted. it's a thermosetting plastic. going from liquid to solid is permanent, it's like cooking eggs.

in contrast, thermoplastics can be melted over and over again. like cheese, it can be melted and solidified. polypropylene is a thermoplastic.

I can see someone reusing it, I mean it's not like OP has a big enough cock to do any significant damage to it. Probably still almost in new condition, just only the first inch inside got used.

Put a blow torch to it. Burn the thing until it is unrecognisable, then cut up and throw away one piece at a time.

Get holesaw and cut out the hole you fuck, slide into worn out flesh light. Nothing like a retread aye?

There's always that one autist in a group of people who over analyzes the fucking punchline of a joke. I bet you get lots of party invites huh

to be fair it's not much of a joke to begin with

I guess you got the thing through the mail. Get a large enough box, look on Google earth for a shitty street in a nigger neighborhood in a city as far away as possible, send the damn thing to a random adress on said street.

D'err hurr u muzz b fun et parties durr
>implying anyone here is sociable enough to be wanted at parties

Because making fun of a grown man for having a rubber ass that he's been fucking for weeks isn't funny enough? Go back to Normiebook and take your rubber ass with you, faggot.

Try not being such an incel maybe?

This.

Cut into little pieces
Put pieces in trash bags
Drop trash bags all around the city

Per say? When you are an idiot, don't try to appear smart, it just exposes your idiocy.

Kinda sounds like you're the normie with a basic sense of humour. If you haven't unironically bought a sex toy yet then you probably aren't old enough or pathetic enough to be here. Sticking out like a sore thumb, frankly.

Trying too hard.

What kind of genius buys a silicone ass in the first place is what I'm trying to figure out.

Make me.

it's a good investment. the market is nowhere near saturated yet, so nobody really knows the real "value" in silicone asses. obviously don't spend more than you are comfortable losing, but if your portfolio doesn't put more than 10 or 15% to silicone asses, you're going to really stagnate in the coming decades.

Why are you throwing it out?

I have shirts older than you, and my daughter could probably kick your ass. If me being better off in the area of females wanting to fuck me and not having to subject myself to fucking a lump of rubber triggers you, I guess we know you're OP

Sure, man. Whatever.

Fucking kek'd thanks user

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at least you'll die out soon enough

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I presume it fell apart. Owned a silicone fleshlight for a few months before it went all goopy on me. The material generally sucks.

Pour gassoline on it, it will break down

>>coping this hard

...

Kek not even a boomer but keep going tho

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cured silicones are pretty fucking difficult to dissolve. you could try DCM, or mixed toluenes, or gasoline, but I figure they'd only soften the material-- not actually render it into a puddle.

especially considering the mass of the material, dissolving it would be very time intensive i would imagine. however, soaking it in gasoline or similar would make it more or less fall apart with little effort. you could shred it into pieces pretty easily, i'd imagine.

if dubs OP must post pic of silicon ass

Dont feed him. He's trying so hard that he might just take validation in that.

Rolling

OP here im back didnt expect the thread to still be alive tbh
kek
one that loves alot of ass
It was 100$ and was advertised as 22lb but its atleast 30-35lbs
Im moving out and dont wanna be stuck with this reminder of failure
not me

>Walked into apartments had to jump a gate
>walk past about 100 apts till I get to the trashcan
>door is locked and i have atleast 50lbs of sit on me so not gonna be able to jump the wall
>look around to make sure no one sees my dump my dumpster baby
>chug that shit over into the can and here a jiggly wet plop and some other shit
>thinking ima get shot i fast walk outta there and rejump the fence
summer boys 1, normies 0

Pics of ass flopped in dumpster for science purposes

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Just find a fucking dumpster in the middle of the night and throw it away. Stop being retarded.

Stop being retarded?? I don't think op has a choice. Clearly being retarded should be the least of his concern.

Leave it at a bus stop with a flower sticking out of it. Post pics.

>Its a 30lb silicone ass that ive been using for weeks
Facebook marketplace bro, get some sweet cash

In all fairness he was fucking it like a "per say"

user I'm laughing so hard I'm farting and worried I might shit my bed

>jiggly wet plop
I just laughed one of those out, thanks user

What my retarded cousin called R.P.S :
Backpack. Rocks. Bridge.

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>a 30lb silicone ass
Oh my kek....
>my
>literal
>fucking
>reaction

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Put in Amazon box, leave on someone's porch.
Problem solved.

Is it a loli sex doll that’s full of rancid cum?

O nvrmnd I just read the bit about your giant plastic asshole

it was full of rancid cum it took the odor of the whole room

Didn’t the smell make u diamonds? I always get hard as fuck when I sniff my cum jars.

>cum jars
Wtf

Take it into a field and burn it

Nobody is going to give a shit about your dumb fuck toy

if I found a used ass I would probably take it home, boil it and then and fuck the shit outta it.

Donate it to Goodwill.

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Using silicone lube on silicone toys will melt them fucktard

Literally you could just fucking cut the ass inhalf and leave that shit on a street. Wtf does half an ass even look like. Just a lump of crap.

I would still fuck it.

I would bury it in a schoolyard so just the ass cheeks are showing above ground, then film the discovery.

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K E K

simply burn it.

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. ve

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for once, this stupid bot is slightly on topic.

OP, what was your plan when you bought the giant rubber butthole? Was it a long term sort of thing where you just kind of gave up on life and hunkered down with your gigantic rubber fuck butt? Or was it a short term I'm super horny and need to fuck a synthetic plastic anal cavity situation?

>mfw I was there when OP had a giant rubber ass and didn't know how to throw it away.

>thinks any generation except zoomers use "normie" as insult.

you're 12 stfu

you ain't gotta lie to kick it.

>Its not that

Then what is it

Pics?

wait , you came out later about what it is , my bad