I"m sick and tired of people telling me how to parent!

I"m sick and tired of people telling me how to parent!

Two nights ago my wife (35) and I took our 3 kids to Olive Garden. Some background, our youngest, Jacsin, is 7 years old. We decided to continue breastfeeding him till he’s 8, as well as diapering him. It’s just too difficult to potty train and much healthier to breast feed. I did the same for the older two kids (11m and 15f).

Anyways, while we were dining. Jacsin did a big poop in his diaper. After 10 minutes of him screaming about his butt being mushy, the poop started to stink really bad. I realized I had to change it. However, the bathroom was too far from the table. Honestly, the restaurant should have bathroom closer to our table. My wife and I have talked about suing the restaurant because of this.

I couldn’t change Jacsin at our table, because we didn’t want to mess up our food. So, plan C it was. I approached the neighboring table of two dining couples. I said excuse me and plopped Jacsin on table, accidentally knocking over a few glasses.

I proceeded to change Jacsin’s diaper and accidentally spilled some creamy clumps of poop into the customers pasta dishes. Instead of being understanding of my dilema, the couples started to scream. I hushed them and told them to be more compassionate. Suddenly, Jacsin, with diaper down, started squirting and spewing diarrhea all over the couples’ , their food and their table. All of them got it in their mouths.


They immediately called for the manager while I quickly sat Jacsin back down at our table. Once the manager approached us, he told us to leave the restaurant. I told him no, this is a restaurant and families are welcome too. I was so angry that I threatened to never come back.

Luckily, the manager let us stay. He ended up kicking couples out because he didn’t want to loose our business. Honestly, I was so mad at the couples I tipped 18 cents on a $75 meal.

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fuck! I'm tired of people who aren't even parents getting in my business and chatting me for just doing my fucking job as a parent

When we got home, Jacsin when straight to his room and started crying. He was embarrassed that he pooped on those people. I told him he did nothing wrong and that those people were really mean. Now he won't talk to me.

and its all those nasty peoples fault, I gurentee you this is the reason Jacsin is upset

You're a terrible parent OP and horrible faggot in general.

Fuck you! no I'm not, I did everything in the interest of my son!

weak bait op

Everything I've stated is true. if you're not going to contribute to this thread, you can leave

Kys

Ebig story m80

can't even get decent b8 anymore... so sad...

fuck you. Im pretty sure you can get in trouble for typing that.

>Implying this is real
>creamy... you degenerate logposter
>some got in their mouth
5/10 for trying you degenerate rick and morty worshipping log poster piece of shit

what does b8 stand for?

First off, how do you know I like rick and morty? Also if you aren't going to contribute anything positive e to this thread you can leave

Nice b8

?????

I see right through your anonymity.
And I can contribute anything negative to this thread and still leave afterwards.

b8 equals bait. sorry, it's like m8 equals mate or b& equals banned.

Well do you have any advice on how to handles my son? He seems really upset

oh ok thank you

How can you implore others, on Yea Forums of all boards, when all you've contributed to this thread is complaining and literal shitposting?

Beat him with your belt buckle

Haha...
This is hilarious to imagine

Im mean I've done more than just complain. Ive contributed knowledge on parenting to those who might want to become parents some day

Literally not a single person criticized your parenting in that awful story. You were merely asked to leave the restaurant.

No thats much to harsh. We dont even do time outs

Its not a laughing matter, its really infuriating

Have you even tried beating him with your belt buckle?
Dont you ever judge a book by its cover
It really helps

The couples at the restaurant were criticizing me and the restaurant trying to get us to leave was sort of like criticism

no, at most well tell them to stop being naughty

sure. there are others. usually if you try and pronounce them (english) with the letter sound and whatever comes after they become clear. like mmm-eight or bbb-and. cheers.

i'll play. you are such fringe parents very few will have any advice for you.

What advice do you have for me?

Niggers tongue my anus

>tell them to stop being naughty
No faggot, as soon as your kid is named Jacsin (in an half-hearted attempt to make Jason unique and somewhat worse) you arent allowed to talk to them moderately.
From the day Jay-Scin is born you shall always scream at him with full lungs for no apparent reason and no matter where you are.
So that everyone in the train or bus keeps turning their head at you while you keep being an delusional shitty parent
hit em with a belt buckle I say

You're the type to get offended when you're offered 'to go' boxes because you feel as if the waiter is trying to rush your meal

Obviously supposed to be Jackson, not Jason. Jesus almighty you are dumb

>supposed to be Jackson
>actually is Jacsin
you failed
>when your wife wants you to put jackson on birth certificate but you are dyslexic and havent told her yet

well he is isn't he?

wife wanted Jason or jace, I wanted Jackson after Michael Jackson. We ended up compromising to make a beautiful crevice unique name

If you can get your wife to drink her own breast milk you know longer have to worry about food. It’s like a perpetual motion machine!

not sure i have any, but as with any child that is upset, approach gently and engage them with questions. i'm going to assume jackson is male, so ask him how he is feeling, what's on his mind. you are his parent, you must know something about him.

that's probably the best approach in this situation. Thank you for being understanding

>a beautiful crevice unique name

i'm guessing english isn't your first language, or you are posting on a phone and that was a suggestion based upon a misspelling? kek

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I just bashed my face through a wall. Thanks

>OP is a fag
>not married
>doesn't have kids
>retards reply
sage

Straight up nigger tactic. Just butcher a name because you're uneducated and attempt to sound it out phonetically for spelling and then get offended when people struggle to figure out why there's a q in De'qevawn