Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

>#1 Does your, let's call it, Lifestyle?¿ had an impact on your careerchoice and/or financial-situation.

The causality is different. The same thing that fuck up my love life (i.e. that I am a gigantic sperg) also fucks up my career.

>#2 Is it something that your friendgroup/family knows about?

No friends atm. Family knows.

>#3 Did you ever had a SO?

No.

>#4 Was ist your choice? (religion, conviction, etc.)

No.

>#5 what does your family/close friends think of that?

Never talked about it with anyone except here.

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>(i.e. that I am a gigantic sperg
what do you mean exactly? i mean, what part of that is the problem?

>Never talked about it
why not?

not trying to be a dick, just asking.

>what do you mean exactly? i mean, what part of that is the problem?

I am just not that good socially. Very awkward and bull, neither eloquent nor witty. Obviously, this is neither an advantage in dating, nor in career progression.

>why not?

I never had friends with whom I could talk about personal stuff. And I was never really close to my family either.

How much of your chastity is voluntary??

in case you are wondering, this is me. from did you mean awkward and dull? you can't be eloquent and witty if you are anxious.

do you know what your personality type is?

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What's the deal with airline food?

they don't generally serve food on airline flights anymore. obviously you don't often fly.

>How much of your chastity is voluntary??

None.

>did you mean awkward and dull?

Yes.

>you can't be eloquent and witty if you are anxious.

This has nothing to do with anxiety. I'm just as awkward around my family than I am around complete strangers. Likewise, I don't suddenly become well-spoken when I am drunk just because alcohol reduces anxiety.

okay, fair enough. so why the awkwardness, if not anxiety? don't like people? don't understand them? inexperience?

again, do you know your personality type, as in meyers-briggs?

>okay, fair enough. so why the awkwardness, if not anxiety?

It's just how I am. I have problems reading the room, finding words, understanding subtleties in conversation etc.

>don't like people?

I'm quite introverted but not antisocial.

>don't understand them?

Yes.

>inexperience?

No. I forced myself to go out and talk to people for most of my 20s. So it's not lack of experience but inability to learn from it.

>again, do you know your personality type, as in meyers-briggs?

INTJ

interesting. you have a very rare personality type. as an introvert, you will always expend energy with social interaction, so you should be careful not to burn yourself up trying too hard to be social.

as a true intellectual, most people won't ever make sense to you. also, you will never be good at small talk, even with people that are actually on your level, of which aren't many.

intj folks tend to be emotionally unavailable, in my experience. if that is the case for you, again, you shouldn't try to force yourself to do something that doesn't come naturally.

have you ever been in a social situation where you did well?

what do you do for a living?

you don't need to answer any of my silly-assed questions if you'd prefer not to.

>have you ever been in a social situation where you did well?

No really. I'm quite good a public speaking though as long I have time to prepare. Shows quite nicely that it is not the anxiety that is the problem.

>what do you do for a living?

I currently work in a supermarket.

Have you ever thought of suicide?

Yes. But never seriously.

sorry for the delay. apparently i use a computer too quickly for google/captcha...

>not the anxiety
i understand. you are actually very lucky in that regard.

>supermarket
not much intellectual stimulation there? did you train for a career or get a degree? what would your career of choice be?

again, you need not answer if you do not wish to.

most everyone thinks of suicide at one time or another. don't be an asshole.

>not much intellectual stimulation there?

Definitely not.

>did you train for a career or get a degree?

I have a PhD in molecular biology

>what would your career of choice be?

Some kind of research position. Either in academia or industry.

>>#4 Was ist your choice? (religion, conviction, etc.)
>
>No.

Yet it was. Your life is driven be your decisions. You can make a few decision and end up as medicine doctor. Or you can make one and be dead. So you are right where your life decisions brought to.

If you wanna stop being virgin in next few days you make decisions like:

1. get a hair cut, shave (maybe haircut), dress up
2. hit the local cool music bar
3. order something cool like whiskey or so
4. look around and talk to some women
5. be cool, relaxed, show some attitude, be a bit funny.... just dont be a dick or cringe nerd
6. get a contact
7. ....

you see my idea? It's simple as that. If you think that this or that is in your way or you can't do this or that it's just your whines.

I really wish brother a lot of luck and no whines/mental blocks what so ever.

also I'm sorry for all the typos.

>Yet it was. Your life is driven be your decisions. You can make a few decision and end up as medicine doctor. Or you can make one and be dead. So you are right where your life decisions brought to.

Yes and no. The success of decisions depends on the individual context. A person with a mental disability can decide to become a medical doctor but it is very unlikely that she will end up like one - no matter what decision she makes.

>1. get a hair cut, shave (maybe haircut), dress up
>2. hit the local cool music bar
>3. order something cool like whiskey or so
>4. look around and talk to some women
>5. be cool, relaxed, show some attitude, be a bit funny.... just dont be a dick or cringe nerd
>6. get a contact
>7. ....

I did all of these things hundreds of times. I usually fail at point 6. Because I am neither cool, nor chill, nor funny.

somehow i am not surprised that you have a highly technical PhD...

why aren't you close with your family? do they not understand you, and you don't understand them?

> I did all of these things hundreds of times. I usually fail at point 6. Because I am neither cool, nor chill, nor fu

everyone is... more or less. Even level 1 can get a contact. Just ask. You acn get worse that no contact which is the starting position -> no risk.

Also if you are not funny/chill/.... work on that. You dont have to be hilarious but yu can always get some sort of level. Some have it be default some have to work for that. That's kinda common.

you don't seem retarded, just lazy

If I train hard enough, can I become a wizard too?

>I am a gigantic sperg
i forgot to ask, are you actually diagnosed Asperger's or are you just throwing the term around? lots of people talk about being Asperger's on Yea Forums, but i doubt many of them are actually diagnosed, because it is relatively rare.

unless by some chance every single person in the world diagnosed with Asperger's happens to be here on Yea Forums?

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>why aren't you close with your family? do they not understand you, and you don't understand them?

Exactly. I am the only person in my family with a university education, let alone a PhD. On the other hand, I am also the only person working minimum wage in retail.

not OP.

no, it's not like that.

I'm throwing it around. Never been to a psychiatrist for this issue.

okay, fair enough. being socially awkward is not the sole criteria for Asperger's. if you have rituals or enjoy repetition, or lack emotional reciprocity, you might seek a diagnosis.

have you ever had friends?

>have you ever had friends?

Yes. But never close friends. Just people in regularly met in school / university and with whom I was doing something a few evenings a week.

What advice do you have for me?
Im a 50 year old virgin.

You should enlighten us with your wisdom, oh great one.

I am one with the universe and very close to being able to travel astrally to other planes of existence.
Omnicience is almost within my grasp.
But it has been a long and very hard road to travel.

Do you think that any man in history has ever grown old and died a virgin without even fapping?

i have asked you many questions, but you haven't asked me any.

what question would you ask me?

not the 50 year old virgin here or OP

but no, i don't think so.

You (if you are the same person) mentioned above that you are on the spectrum (with official diagnosis). How has it affected your life?

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. De

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i would say go get laid... but i guess that would be patronizing or a cliche?

Not OP, but I'm a 30 year old virgin too. I wasn't particularly ugly back in my 20's, I just had no desire for sex. I tried on multiple occasions to wank but it just never did anything for me. And trust me, I experimented with all sorts of kinky shit and nothing got me off. Only time I've been hard is when I got morning wood.

I've been told it's called "asexual" but I'm not gonna start referring to a lack of sexual desires as the kind of term you'd see if you Ctrl+F'd some feminists tumblr blog. It's probably more like a deficiency, honestly. Of what, I've got no fuckin' clue.

these are all mine:
i'll answer your question, but i'm going to break my answer into multiple posts.

My dick doesn't work user.

a bit about me: i am older than you are. at odds with being Asperger's, i have the wrong personality type: i an ENFP. so i genuinely like and am very interested in people, which is why i asked you all the questions.

when i was a young child, i didn't have the social skills that i have today, those came much later. so i really wanted to come to the party, but i didn't know how to act, and i really, really didn't understand the nypicals at all. so i was considered weird, was a social outcast, and few if any friends. most people my age would interact with me in private, but i was too much of a social liability if others were around. i was bullied and taunted. i should probably mention that i have always been a small person, and that didn't help my cause. until i was in the seventh grade, i was always the smallest person in my class. this included the girls.

Maybe a feral child / true hermit. Did anyone discover fapping by themself? I think we got it all taught by our enviroment. Maybe that's the path to true wizardry. You lost the game the first time you fapped.

>You lost the game
>the game

FUCK

as a teen, things got a little better i dated pretty consistently. took the hardest classes, did C+ to B work. got seriously into drugs in high school, particularly marijuana. started doing things to prove i was "cool." drugs, bridge jumping, motorcycles, mildly illegal stuff, smoking at school (which was permitted back then,) skipping classes. managed to graduate, then went into the army. i had no desire to continue my education at that time.

If you have dated as a teen, things could not be so bad.

things really changed then. i honed my social skills. had a fantastic military career, right up to the point that my chain of command figured out that technically, i wasn't medically eligible for service. and no, it wasn't being autistic that was the problem. i had joint and back problems from being a little guy trying to keep up. being on jump status didn't help either. they let me finish my 8 years, and i have an honorable discharge, they just wouldn't let me reenlist.

That sucks.

>joint back problems from being small
care to explain? Thought smaller people would be more robust. The usual suspects are people too tall (6"6+)

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i haven't disappeared, i'm having trouble getting past the stupid recaptcha. getting the dreaded "automated queries" message. arrg!

got out, went to college. flunked out twice. i don't do well with traditional education. got into the computer field. for my job, autism is pretty much a job requirement. everyone expects us to be weird, and that helps a lot. the nypicals are pretty much forced to tolerate us, because computer-wise, we're keeping the lights on and they can't do it without us. i did behavior therapy for over 10 years, that helped as well.

so to answer the question directly, when i was a kid, my autism make me a lonely, weird, social outcast. this is despite that i'm an extrovert, and i really, really wanted to play with the other kids. i would get frustrated or overstimulated and melt down, which isn't pretty if you've ever seen it. most of this continued to some degree into high school. i was very depressed and suicidal as a teen. the army gave me my social skills and confidence, being autistic didn't hurt me much. being autistic is the reason i have a 2.1 university GPA, and no degree. to be fair, there were no accomodations available back then. being autistic helps me in my career to some degree, mostly with troubleshooting and absorbing large amounts of very technical information. as an adult, my autism still hurts me socially from time to time, when i make some giant social blunder because i mis-read the situation or the person. fortunately, this doesn't happen very often anymore, thanks to the behavior therapy and my age.

i'll try to answer all of your other posts as best i can, assuming i can get past the stupid captcha.

i am 50, but i'm not the kissless virgin user. i lost my virginity when i was 14. i never said everything was awful. it just wasn't as easy for me because of my autism.

neck problems from a childhood injury that was never treated. i don't know where the elbow and shoulder problems came from, although i did injure my left elbow in jump school. my elbows and shoulders hurt the whole time i was on status.

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Nq

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Not OP. Have diagnosed autism. KHV. There is no hope, no god. Therapy might help but I will forever be socially retarded.

I have 1 friend. Life is hard. I have no future to build up. Suicide is constant thought.

Had 8 different jobs. Sometimes fired in a week. Have a BA. In comp science. I had some girls like me when I was younger but to stupid to pick up on it.

Now no girls like me. As a 24 old male you are expected to have a car, stable job, good social skills, dating skills, ...

I do not have any of that.

Life is lonely.

Wish I was never born. If there was a hell I am living in it. Painfully aware what I am lacking but unable to fix it.

sorry to hear that. diabetes or low T or something?

so no attractions at all?

>KHV
what do you mean by thi?

Koi Herpes Virus.

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Kissless handless virgin. 24 btw

Paraplegic

Yer a wizard, user.

Are you from the US? got a job?

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Vp

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. EE

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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why u working in a retail, is that something that is a result of ur lack of social skills, meaning ur not able to do good in interviews? i think i might be facing the same problem

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. ia

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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I am.

I am German. I work for minimum wage in retail.

Getting jobs is all about selling yourself. I am bad at that.

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. gr

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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not trying to be an asshole but do you have the feeling life is worth it?

I am not a virgin and basically am doing really well in life but it still feels quite empty and worthless.

what does handless mean exactly? i've seen it before but the meaning isn't really clear.

well, your english is excellent!

I think means not even held a hand.

why do you get fired?

I disagree. I have a horrible accent and I am not particularly good at expressing myself in either English or German.

are you ?

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I am.

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