Just woke up because I had to pee. My girlfriend wasn't laying in bed with me.
I searched the house and she isn't anywhere in it. The only place I haven't searched is in my roommate's bedroom because the door is shut. I've listened outside of his door for about 5 minutes, but all I can hear is music.
What do?
Walk in naked faggot
And covered in mustard!
Oh boy.... Its this thread again.
get your gun
this with raging boner and ducktape
Kick open door and blast them both
Ok, I knocked. Then I heard what sounded like people talking and then a loud thud. I tried to doorknob but it's locked. I knocked again, but he didn't say anything. I know he's in there.
Now what?
Go to kitchen, drop a glass. See your roomate's door from a long distance to see who's coming outside.
say its the police
Ask to join the fun obviously
Just knock and see what's up
Take photo of you giving the ok symbol in front of your roommates doorknob or fake and gay
This shit again
Masturbate on the floor right on front of the door and cum on the floor
If your gf denies that she was fucking your roommate, you deny that masturbated on the door
Just knock mad loud he will open the door if she’s in there with him you might as well just gang rape her at that point with roomie
Stale pasta is stale and old
light paper on fire and blow smoke through the bottom. smoke em out. Also is there a window in room?
This pasta hurts my soul
He finally opened the door. But only about 2 feet wide and he stood in the doorway leaning his head out. He was obviously trying to prevent me from walking into his room, which is unusual. We go into each other's room all the time.
I asked him if he knew where my girlfriend is and he said he didn't and he doesn't know where she is. When I told him that she has disappeared, he expressed no sincere concern. He just said that she probably went to the store.
I know he was lying. He was acting real suspicious.
He told me not to worry and that my girlfriend will turn up eventually and then he shut the door and locked it. Then he turned up the volume of his music. I've been standing outside his door and I can hear people talking over the music even though he made it louder.
I'm about 90% certain that she's in there with him.
What should I do?
Fuck, that's Nice idea. I with him, smoke them out.
>this shit again
Welcome to Yea Forums. Here there is always an incest thread going.
Sit outside the door until she comes out, and dump her. Or, if you'd like, catch her in the act and have an orgy.
is this he knows all over again
bro wtf are you doing, if you know shes in there fucking knock on the door again and force that shit open
then confront your gf breakup with her and then move out
Smoke em out.
>Oh no I heavily suspect my GF is cheating on me
>Yea Forums time
OP nobody wants to indulge in your cuckhold fetish.
shoulda kicked it open when he opened it.
That pasta ain’t even good
Fucking faggot
Call the cops. Tell'em your girlfriend's disappear. This is serious man.
That's the best ideia here
Seriously is there a window in the room?
Start breaking shit outside his door.
Thread is fake and gay.
This, stop being a dumb fuck.
absolutely this
I stood outside his door and listened. I heard her voice in between songs when it got quiet and I called her out. I yelled through the door that I could hear her and that i know that she's in there.
Eventually, she spoke up and admitted that she was in his room and said that she needs to talk to my roommate about something really important, something about her best friend, and she told me to just go back to bed.
I asked them why the door locked and my roommate asked me how I knew it was locked. He asked me if I tried to enter his room without knocking and then accused me of not respecting his privacy.
I told them to open the door. They refused. I told them to open the door again and they refused. I went back into my bedroom to get my head straight and then I saw my girlfriend's clothes laying on the floor. That's when I realized that she's isn't wearing any clothes and that's why they won't answer the door.
I tried to kick the door in while in a fit of rage, but I coudln't. I kicked it 10 times, but it's bolted shut or something. I'm just sitting here in the hallway listening to them.They aren't making any sounds and the music is off.
SMOKE THEM OUT, YOU FAGGOT.
Call the police, tell them you think your gf is missing, and you’d like to file a missing person’s report.
Tell them your roommate was acting suspicious when you confronted him about it.
They will want to talk to him, and if she’s in there, after the cops leave you kick both their asses to the curb.
Tell them they have 72 hours to get all their stuff out of the house, after 72 hours locks will be changed.
Get a new room mate and new girlfriend - preferably one from her group of close friends.
Just stay there.
what a fucking pussy, you cant kick down a fucking cardboard door. Also you didnt take a picture like how they asked so you can fuck right off you pussy faggot
Your gonna have to dump your girlfriend OP.
Sorry
Lol you sound like a complete fucking bitch
Lick the door repeatedly, it will eventually warp the door and you will be able to go in his room.
there is no proof this is real please provide some if you want to be taken seriously
This
Licking is always effective
I’ve always loved and hated that picture. Hate it cuz it makes me feel creepy for saving it but idk. It just captures a moment and I love it
Start packing up her shit. You already know what happened. Then you either move out or tell the roommate to move out. Only way to deal with this.
take her clothes, pretend like your going to sleep, and come back out when they go for her clothes.
GG
Give us an update you wimpy bitch
yeah update faggot
Stale copypasta move along boys
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Dude. Just reading this pisses me off beyond belief. Women are fucking evil. Obviously the smart thing to do would listen to the one guy and go to sleep, you already know what's going on. But that won't make you feel any better.
Swear to god I had a similar experience sometime after high school. My fucking girl stayed up later than I did one night and slept in my roomates room because that's where we were chilling before. When I woke up in the morning I bugged the fuck out. I literally kicked the door down and took a picture of them in the bed. I went into the room and ripped their blanket off and pulled her out of the bed and told them that I was going to take a shower and if both of them werent out of my house before I got out that I was going to fuck my roomate up and throw the girl out.
Neither of them listened, my "friend" followed me downstairs with damn near tears in his eyes begging me to forgive him. When I got out of the shower then chick was still there and I literally through her stuff out. I was her ride home but obviously i told her to figure it out. It felt really good to put my foot down. But I lost my girl and my frie d at the same time. Bugging out like that honestly made me feel a lot better. Thats the only time in my life I looked another man in the eye and screamed spit-flying marine corps style in his face. Same thing applies to calling a whore all the names in the book right to her face. Nothing can reliever you more. Unleash your masculinity.
Your mom's stale cunt
You dumb shit, smoke them out or try break the door with something heavy not with kicks, at this point you got nothing to lose
> tried to kick the door in while in a fit of rage, but I coudln't. I kicked it 10 times, but it's bolted shut or something.
This is what really sealed the deal on how fucking fake this story is. Why the fuck would you even be posting updates in the midst of this happening? Fuck off cuck jerk off outside his door while your fake roommate fucks your fake girlfriend
This shit has reached iFunny levels of staleness
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This
Retarded story. You wouldn't be posting on Yea Forums if this was actually happening.
The girl always used in this pasta looks so much like my ex it always startles me
Cmon Dudes thats Pasta,
Have seen this Thread 2 - 3 times, even his answers are pasta
Think you seem to have a bad experience with your roommate.. he keeps fucking your gf and you keep either forgetting it or doing nothing about it. This is like the 5th time I've seen this thread in a month formatted the same way. So either you have a brain injury 50 First Dates kinda style, or stale pasta is stale
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