Is anal as fucking awesome as it seems!?

What about the domination side of things?

No its kinda a hassle and honestly doesn't feel as good as the vag. It's nice as a rare treat but I think it's sexier in theory then in reality

Look, all the retards will give you answers about how the anjs feels for your dick when that's like 10% of what makes sex so good. It's the feeling of being inside a woman, an actual living human being. Hard to imagine for virgins so they just focus on the feeling of pussies/anuses exclusively and unironically believe sex dolls can achieve the same effects like a real woman. LMAOOOO. But yeah, there is a really dirty, dominant feeling when penetrating a girls ass. Can't really describe it unless you felt it

That's really the only appeal

Rule of thumb, plain and simple she needs to be empty. Aka take a shit before anything can be shoved up it.
All the girls in porn douche themselves out before but I doubt you'll find a girl willing to go that far.
Just remember, empty, showered and lots of lube

Thanks Captain!

She should eat fiber too for a week before. Like metamucil capsules, makes sure the shit is nice and tight together. Once you take fiber, your shits become better and pass quickly. You usually don't even have shit on your TP when you wipe so fiber is a must for anal too since it'll leave you (decently) clean inside.

yes. its alot tighter. i cum faster with anal

Tight as hell.
Wear a condom.
If a girl is willing to Enema herself clean then all the better.
Definitely a kink factor to the whole thing.
Have a towel ready to clean up.
Be very nice to her before and after.
Take it slow. Do it at her pace.
Foreplay is important.

That being said, it’s an enjoyable experience for a man. Her too, if you’re gentle and respectful.

Some girls in porn also don’t eat for like a day and detox and bunch

I did anal once. It wasn't great. And after I came, I pulled out and a tiny dribble of shitcum plopped onto my bed spread. 6/10. Pussy 10/10. Why go down 4 points when it's usually the dude asking for anal anyway?!?

Retarded comment from a retarded user...thin girls also shit , you fkn moron.

This guy fucks fat girls

Fat girls and skinny girls share something in common. They eat food. They shit. Size doesn't mean a goddamn thing. Have you been to efukt?!?! There's videos of 12lb women taking 45lb turds. You don't know SHITTTTTT

It's average. I prefer fucking a pussy tbh

Anal feels like poop and smells like poop.

By all means, you should try and see if it turns you on but be prepared for the smell of poop

the best part is the stupid look of shame and pleasure on her Disney Princess righteous uppity bitch face when realizes that she loves being degraded by the cock in her ass.

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>That's really the only appeal
incorrect.
it also feels really really good (I've taken the anal virginity of at least 15 women who keeps track.)
also some women will experience the largest orgasms of their lives during anal sex. when this occurs you don't doubt your own sexual Godhood, not one bit.

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Thanks for the words of wisdom Dr.degenerate

The amount of food consumed directly relates to the amount of shit.
Aka fat chicks have more poop. Thank you for coming.

Things I've learned successfully boning many women's assholes:
- few will admit it up front but a LOT of women are interested in getting screwed in the butt.
- don't attempt anal until her cunt is at full temperature, and keep foreplay going. They love kissing.
- the easiest way for her first butt penetration is spoons position, remain stationary while she backs into you.
- doggy style anal is the most difficult I don't recommend it unless you're making video.
- be nice to her ass, it isn't built to take the pounding that her vagina can. Unless you want her ass loose and gross, and her angry and sore, get your dick in deep, keep it deep, and short stroke her. Don't get a lot of friction going. Enjoy the fact that her anus is now your cockring.
- vaseline works really well, protects her from too much friction, stays on like grease on a tight fit. Astroglide is too thin, not good butt lube.
- once you're in her, she is yours to be degraded, whisper to her what a dirty buttslut slavegirl she is, she will love it (at the moment.)
- if you do make her orgasm, you will have to pull out. After a few dozen sessions this will pass and you can stay in.
- have fun I sure do

i dont really like it, feels weird
but it turns me on to have somebody inside me and to know he's enjoying me

I'll just say that it isn't for everyone and never will be. I however personally love. I'd advise you to experience and make the conclusion on whether it's good yourself because you'll get different subjective opinions asking if it's pleasurable or not.

i have had enemas before anal and it makes me feel very uncomforable, tbh i rather do it without an enema. also my only bad experience was once i had an enema

This nigger gets it. I thought anal was some super coveted action but it was disappointing as all hell

thats because skinny girls dont shit so ofte as fat girls do

Serious question (not op) I’m gonna have anal for the first time in a couple of days, should I absolutely use a condom? If my gf does enema is it safe?

She definitely needs a bowel movement. Then a shower.
You need to work her up with a lot of foreplay. Maybe even some alcohol to dull the senses.
Keep her in the mood and horny.
Use lots of lube.
Have some candles lit,sometimes theres a scent in the air that can be unpleasant, especially if her ass wasnt cleared out.
Have a dark towel near by for clean up.
Have music playing and a bathroom near by. Shes going to need to go to the bathroom after.
Shes gonna be farting and squeezing out lube for a while, might make her feel more comfortable if she knows you cant hear her.
The more relaxed she is the easier itll go.
Thrusting in and out causes pain, try to ease it in and make short slow movements.
Going out will feel to her, like she is shitting so try to make an emphasis on the going in movement.
Start by laying down behind her, best starter position.
Have fun

I've never used a condom. If she douches then you're usually safe.

What do you think comes out of the vaginal area? Blood and piss

It doesn't feel as good as pussy but I love the humiliation factor. I love watching my wife squirm when I pipe her shit hole.

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no

There is no fecal matter or unhealthy bacteria in the lower part of the GI tract. You're totally fine , as long as she's had a bowel movement recently

Idk where this lie comes from lmao. Every 2 weeks there's people claiming anal is overrated, its not. Its smoother, tighter, and a tight clenching sphincter literally milks the cum out of you. If she manages to orgasm off of it and you feel the pulsating walls its one of the best orgasms you'll get right under a prostate orgasm. OBVIOUSLY have a bitch who actually takes care of herself and doesn't have shit backed up? A little lube goes a ling fucking way. Get in and cum as fast as you can and get out. Theres no reason to poke around all night unless shes an anal whore who enjoys the sensation.

>thinking girls piss from their pussy

Vaseline can cause bacterial infection and isn't meant to be used as lubricant.

Really? That’s interesting.
Can you say why? I’m curious to know.

Why do you think I said "vaginal area"? Faggot

I love it. My favorite sex act. I always get it on my birthday. Wish I could have it more often. So incredibly tight. I can last a long time in a vag, but it's hard to last more than a minute in an ass. The moans my girl makes are very titillating.

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Pissing has nothing to do with the vagina, it's a urethral thing. Come back when you're 18.

How is that possible if the shit goes through there? There must be traces

Vaseline also degrades latex in condoms making them structurally weak.

I use a condom. It helps with cleanup. Also, I’ve never got a UTI from anal sex but you are shoving the entrance to your urethra into a shit filled orifice. I mean, they tell girls to wipe from front to back to avoid fecal matter getting into their vagina and urethra. I imagine the same concerns apply to men.

Nowhere as good as porn would make us believe...

Can confirm, you'll make a mess and it smells bad. The tightness is a meme, as the sphincter is the only tight part and it loosens up after the first couple thrusts.

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Exactly, the culmination of tightness and the lil moans that prove she likes being are too much. I can't last more than a few minutes in ass, and its a powerful stomach spasmodic orgasm. Whereas i can fuck pussy for 6 hours straight, cum a fee times but stay hard and horny. I feel ass pulse around my dick and after i cum i want to curl up and sleep like a bitch.

i know her youtube.com/watch?v=sywYskJif2c

>Hey sexy, why don't you go "empty" yourself, maybe get a qtip up there too
>gets pinkeye

Makes sense

>t. Virgin who watches too much porn

Everyone saying its tighter than vag are either virgins or fucked women with worn out vagoos. Ass is tighter right until you are in, gets stretched out real quick. Anal has the domination thing going but vag just feels better

Yeah, man. I like it when you start going a bit faster and she starts to clench. Then faster. Then tighter. It's an infinite feedback loop of pleasure. Well, for me at least, haha.

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My girlfriend in 2015 wanted to try it, and being that I've never tried it, I went with it.

Never again. It's awkward and gross. It doesn't feel as good as pussy either, and no matter how much prep you do, you smell nothing but shit the entire time. It's off putting.

Thats been my experience with it as well. Its the clenches that sells it. I'm not sure if these people are incels, virgins or honestly had that many bad experiences but its definitely a great experience.

This.

The only men who fantasize about fucking ass, are the ones who've never fucked pussy.

Feels like a reverse shit to be quite honest. Most awkward experience ever.

Back when I used to do I did it on crackies or people addicted to meth and
some women who had a fetish for
it and prepared in advance by taking
laxatives and other things to clean their
assholes. In other words the recipient
must have not eaten for days in a row
or know with expertise what their doing.
If you grab a girl out of nowhere and
start fucking her asshole guaranteed you
will have shit on your dick

Once a week my wife cleans out herself out so I can go to town on her ass, never had any problems.

Eh
I've never ficked pussy as I've only fucked dudes so all I can say is it's a hole that's tight enough to cum
From person to person you might smell Doo Doo or you might not
It's nothing great but sometimes I get the bodily desire of an asshole (tranny, never masculine looking dudes)

Pussy is natural but kids are retarded/10
>Desab

Well, everyone is different, so there are a lot of variables in this equation. One would be your size and the size of your recipient. I have an average length dick, slightly above average length. My girl is petite, so her tiny asshole is a vice around me. If I was fucking some ham planet, I'm sure she would have a larger anus, and might not feel as tight.

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*slightly above average girth

Pretty much this! Anal is fun, but the constant need for lube plus how quickly the ass adapts and stretches out... it can be fun, but vag is less hassle and feels better

Probably because you used too much water and there was some left in there when you began. This water probably started to loosen up some stool too.

I don't recommend enemas, they are uncomfortable, take long time and will make you feel unsexy, which is bad for anal because feeling hot and sexy will make the dick slide in easier without pain.

Don't use enemas, douche instead. Have a shit, wait fifteen minutes to make sure you got it all out. Douche with a small amount of water just to clean your colon and a small section of the large intestine. Get the water out asap, or it will travel further and unclog future bowel movements. If this happens, want until those pass and douche again.

You don't need to clean the entire large intestine unless you're planning on getting fucked for many hours or by a bad dragon dildo.

It’s true. I fuck my girlfriends ass when she has her period, so I don’t have to abstain from sex.
gif related

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not really sure why, probably because i feel kinda "full" inside, and also just having the enema makes me feel like everything is more liquid inside me instead of solid, which makes me feel insecure

I'm a huge anal lover only had anal with like 6 or 7 girls tho but prolly about 250 times or smth
I would say it's my fetish and I don't know why kinda started with my first girlfriend wanted to do something new I guess. She was totally into it and did also orgasm hard sometimes.
The thing is I'm also studying something medical related and in the rectum shit isn't stored this happens way up where your dick can't reach I guess and it only gets down there when you have to shit badly and or are taking a shit.

So you basically don't want her to take a shit right before it like a few hours before should be good also the fiber comment was also a good point but I'm recently with this girl who is just eating kinda unhealthy definitely not a lot of fibre and there was never not once be anything shitty on my dick.
But she just doesn't eat much in general.
Just my 2 cents

It depends on the Giving/Receiving Scenario. Giving feels like a sub-par pussy. Receiving though..... No Hands full cum shot.

>getting poop on your dick
>awesome
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