Hey Yea Forums, am bored

alright its settled, deliver user

Insert dick OP

Slice it up and enjoy a healthy, nutritious treat!

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in ur ass boi

Reroll!

Rolling for fucking the fruit.

fuck the fruit damn it

Fuck the fruit....

Fuck it with pics

swallow it whole

Eat it without peeling it

squeeze it in your eyes

How about you just fucking kill yourself with the fruit OP

Rolling for killing himself with the fruit

Die by fruit OP

Fuck the fruit, send a video of it with proof you came/cummed in it, shove it up your ass regardless of if it rips it, then mail it to someone.

Reroll

Reroll so close

Rerolllll

Rerolllllloli

Reroll heerwyhfgb

Try to sell it to your neighbor, right now.

Reroll reroll reroll

Slit your wrists and squeeze the juice into the cut

Rerolling

>:(

In your ass and post on Yea Forums

Throw it at the window of the ugliest house within walking distance

rolling for fuck the fruit

Leave it to rot

Blend it together with some cooked meat, bread and a bit of spices. Add vinegar, take a shot of vodka/any strong alcohol behorehand, then gulp it all in one big swoop.
Try to hold in any potential vomit for at least a minute.

put it in your ass and fire it out like a cannon.

eat it like a normal person

In da booty

re roloololl

Fuck it while pouring orange juice all over your crotch

Juice it into a cup, then mix a random fluid from your fridge with it and drink it.

Definitely fuck it

Fuck it then put it in your ass

Put an m80 in it

Record yourself eating it while never breaking eye contact with the camera. Post on pornhub and post link.

Re-roll

I mean like really take a bite into it raw and suck out the juices, no peeling or cutting it up.

Fuck it then put it up your ass nigga

This

Insert it in your anus

Rolling for frooty in the booty

Please bro just eat it

Make a hole cum in it and post video

Cut it in half, cum on it, then eat it with spoon

Film yourself eating it in huge hunks
The biggest you can swallow
No chewing

>Nothing illegal edition.
>Requests cumrange in someones mailbox.

OP here.

I got bored waiting for trips to roll and the inevitable fruit in ass to land, so I ate the orange.

I've got another upstairs though. Guess you can include the peels of the forsaken orange alongside the new one.

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fucking faggot, cum in the new one and eat it, post pics

Stick the peels of the orange to your dick with superglue

drink water until you throw up and give us back our fucking promised orange you stupid whore that was our orange

One digit off.

RIP

:sad:

flush it!!!

Bop it, twist it, fuck it

ROLLING DOR THIS

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This

Reroll

do it

Partake in consumption of the orange in a normal fashion. Remove the peels.

This

Im rolling for this shit

Re.

Re rollin

Keep rollin rollin rollin

Last try. Heart of the cards

This is an absolute failure of a get thread.

Fuck yes heart of the fucking cards i did it

Superglue that shit OP fuck yea

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hold it above your head and run screaming "The Citrus! The REAL Citrus!" at the nearest urban area.

Fucking orange-dickman incoming

OP here.

Do I seem like the kind of guy to be resourceful and actually have superglue? And there's no place open at this time of night to have it. I'd have to make a whole new thread tomorrow to actually do that.

Fuck Yea Bitchh

No fuck you get tape then you fucker you arent getting out of this

Get those juicy peels and tape em faggot

Dude, you're bailing out on us mate? Just glue it normally if you don't have superglue, it'll be better for you on the long run

Fuck it faggit

OP is a faggot

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That's a fair point.

I'll have to find my electric tape. It's the only tape I've got. Shouldn't take too long.

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Those peels are missing some citrus juice

Anyone got any wank material? My pp smol, so that shit ain't sticking to a centimeter peter.

What are your tastes?

OP here. That ain't me. Though my pp is smol admittedly, gonna look at some of my material then tape that shit on.

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eat it like a normal human bean

Oh fuck oh shit im cumming and shidding in anticipation

Okay okay but as a side note what the hell is the monstrosity in your background, a deformed clay cup? Some odd statuette?

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my pp went inside my body

up

Roll

Rolllll

Rolling for this glorious thing

Rollll

Rollrollroll

Rolllllllllllllllll

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mail it to your grandma

feed it to the birds

Roll

Rolll

Rolly roll

Rollin for dis

Rolling for this

Rolling for using the next orange or leftover peel to make fruit facial hair. Make a mustache. Make it cool. Post and try to make a fruit pun.

Are you the father of a 4 year old

Jokes aside that would be pretty silly and wholesome

I am not.
It'd be refreshing content and I want it for a reaction image.

Understandable

I'm waiting, OP.

Stop rolling you stinky niggers, trips already landed.

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you know that you're going to fuck it