Cat that thinks he's a dog

cat that thinks he's a dog

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schizo thinks he's a human

A pussy... that thinks he's a really loyal animal!

I am a cat!

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Alright I've gotta say it, no more stupid tip-toeing bullshit. YOU ARE FUCKING OBNOXIOUS. You are seriously the most annoying person I have ever had the displeasure of speaking to. I get enraged every single time I see one of your posts and I sincerely desire for you to die in your sleep.

bases races kitty

Yes!

I am a cat, I do not challenge this with authority... I undermine it with satire and stability.

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da r*der u r da worse off ull b

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o my G*D a talkign cade

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I know you're a braindead schizoid and all that but get this through your fucking skull: YOU ARE SHIT. LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD WANTS YOU DEAD. YOU RUIN EVERYONE'S FUCKING DAY WITH YOUR WORTHLESS PRESENCE AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER IF YOU KEELED OVER AND FUCKING CROAKED. PLEASE ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF RUDE "HEHE EDGY ME" JOKE. I SERIOUSLY IMPLORE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF FOR THE BETTERING OF EVERYONE HERE.

Well I gotta have kids somehow...

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it's weird to think that to someone out there I'm as annoying as seuss and doremifag are to pretty much all of us

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You use too many adverbs!

You give your intentions away through sleight of hand!

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i really want to bash the two of your heads into each other until there's nothing but a pile of pulp

A thing I noticed is the only way to win with you shitskins is not to play at all but I've no willpower. Also I suppose it's getting some personal frustrations out by shitting on you freaks.

Can we talk about fixations? Yours seems to be DBZ and sex, like a lot of niggers but doremi's is a more..childlike autism. It's almost interesting in like an observing mental illness way.

and yours is edgyness like some kind of teenager lole

You call yourself Catfish but you don't act very catlike. You give me the impression of someone calculated in all social events without ever apprising them. I don't think you're very militant either, you're just a kind of showoff with an impractical approach to cynicism.

Besides, whether or not my "autism" is perverted or pure doesn't deter the fact that both you and Yuji Sakai willingly adopt a high school attitude. We're not in school! No one cares if I'm hated! The hide button is right there!

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anti-doremuposting is still more annoying than doremuposting send tweet

I meant appraisal, but malapropism affords me some uses...

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I've heard that schizos are very prone to bouts of depression so I hope that knowing you are hated will help push you to actually commit during one of those bouts.

It's a stupid and revelatory moment in Yuji's life, I'm sure, to know he's caused a suicide. The penny drops, the fear settles in, and the tides of sadness overwhelm him immediately. He'll seek compassion and resource on the Yea Forums board, for his humiliating victory over seuss.

That's the shape of it right?

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No it's more like I'll crack open a monster and watch some yugioh

hey seussfren, wut ddo u thing dis yuji sakai looks liek

ddo i thing she wears glasses? dat shes got chocolate skin? wut kinda hair color?

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*ddo u thing

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That's what I like to hear. Attaboy!

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can you PLEASE stop saying Yea Forums? that has got to be the most annoying thing you do. it's [s4s], [s4s]!!! show some respect!!

I can only imagine, but based on my facilities of reason, I can assess the image to be toned, partially muscular with a relatively small head. Maybe some impairment in sight, due to the person's heavy reliance on what he sees, but not so strong that he distrusts his own vision.

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ddid u jus assume her gedner? yuji sakai's a GIRL nod a boy...
ill ggo wid chocolate glasses den...

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Oh cr*p...

How could I be mistaken?

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i would pay to see every namefig executed

Loneliness.

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Happiness.

Yeah!

Opposite day! No way you can be manipulated!

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that's dark af bro don't be like a total man

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oh grow up. think about how kino this board would be if it were just silly funposters and no stupid "DURR LOOK AT ME"figs

bipartisan niceposters

kwabs

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DUBS!