ASK A SEX SHOP EMPLOYEE ANYTHING

ASK A SEX SHOP EMPLOYEE ANYTHING

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what's the biggest dildo you've ever sold? describe the customer

DO YOU HAVE TEN POUND BALLS?

Can you use the toys for reviews?

What's the return policy?

how do you get through your day without laughing your ass off?

What a great shop, and I don't mean the store kind wink wink say no more eh lad?!

Is your twin brother a homosexual who is a Pepsi™ merchandiser in Los Angeles? You guys are faggots!

Do you meet your brother in the alley, and shove 2-liter Pepsi™ bottles up each other’s assholes?

Have you decided you enjoy the big black dildo or the pretty pink one up your ass the best?

Do you ever drink a 12-pack of Diet Pepsi™ then piss all over your brother’s balls?

OP is a faggatron who left the thread to play with his 3 feet horse dildo collection.

Do you take vibrators out on your Pepsi™ route, and try them out on teenagers?

Is it true sex shops let you test lube on your arm before you buy it?

I feel like it's not a store, but your closet

Have you found anal beads to be as stimulating as building a Superbowl end cap of Pepsi™ products?

While you are out merchandising Pepsi™ products, do you wear edible panties?

Do you realize how cool it would be if you got run over by a Pepsi™ truck?

How often do you see awkward virgins come into the shop?

Do you have to wash the sticky Pepsi™ off of your hands before you use the latex fists in your asshole?

Whats the most embarrassed you've seen someone?

As you build out your Pepsi™ display at Safeway, do you dream of colorful dildos and vibrators penetrating your butt?

Does your homosexual Pepsi™ brother love it when you felch Pepsi™ and cum out of his back door?

Do the sex shop customers ever say “Hey, you look like the Pepsi™ faggot!” as you try to sell them flavored condoms?

Is the guy in this photo your homosexual lover, and Pepsi™ is just one of your many closet doors?

Have you ever shot a 2-liter Pepsi™ and Mentos™ bomb off in your ass?

Are you a virgin?

When you’re working your 50-hour/week day job as a Pepsi™ merchandiser, do you find yourself dreaming about dongs and dildos?

Do you have a rainbow dildo that plays "Oh cum all ye faithful'?

Y'all sell whippets

Yeah can I get a order of McNuggets with the special sauce and a small fry with a milk shake please?

would you ever put it on a resume