Secrets thread

i used to stick q-tips up my ass

Ha!
why?

LOL WHY

My girlfriend likes to make me cum and then put a finger in my ass right after. Feels good man

Did you cum inside her like a normal person?

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>be me (male) about 8 or 9
>have male friend around same age
>started going through puberty a little early
>star experimenting with each other just dry humping stuff like that
>he convinces me to let him put it in my butt
>did it like 2 or 3 times never did it again. didnt like it
>never did it again never told anyone

Man thats a shit situation to be in. Been there. Had my best friend since very early childhood and moved ~1000 miles to go to uni with him and his gf who I was crazy in love with at the time. On one or two occasions when we all partied and got drunk she came onto me to the point of pushing me onto his bed and kissing my neck and nibbling my ear, as well as even after they broke up she had found a new boyfriend and he went out to party one night without her which upset her and she flirtingly suggested I fuck her ass for revenge (all the meanwhile just her and I were hanging in her place while she was in a tshirt and panties) but for some reason couldnt bring myself to do it at the time out respect for my friend (her ex at that time) whom Ive been like brothers with since we were a year or so old.

I consider it a missed opportunity and one of the few regrets I have in my life.

When I was around 8 - 10 me and my girl neighbor (same age) would play "house" all the time. she would be the mom and I would be the dad. Many times we tried to do what moms and dads did. though we were so young we didn't know exactly how. most of the time we would lie naked on top of each other and rub our genitals together. I didn't know how I vagina worked but always wanted to put my dick in it. sadly never figured out before we got too old and it became weird.

at least you know you ain't gay

Did you play with your brother? Are you a girl?

i used my roommates bathrobe as a cumrag (inside and outside) for a year. he never washed his bathrobe nor found out what the yellow stains were.

ha right

I catfish as my wife or her sister to hear men talk dirty about them, and get tribute pics.

Thanks guys.

BARR TOOK ONE TOO MANY TRIPS TO SEX ISLAND

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My 10 year old son is in a once a week jiujitsu class. There was a group of new kids last week and one had down syndrome. I was watching him and noticed how strong he was, even paired up against older kids in the class. Retard strength is a real thing...

i thought about my sister multiple times while jacking it

same
Now i want to fuck her like theres no tomorrow

Did you get to see your in her panties all the time? Nude?

i was offered a BJ out of nowhere by some random short black guy at a train station around 2-3 in the morning.
>& FOR FREE!
long story short, I agreed and facefucked him in the elevator.
I think he passed out cuz I had him choking for air when I was coming inside his throat.

>Share pic of wife

I jack off to my wife’s 40 year old aunt way too much

Any pics?

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The first time I can was when my sister was off at college. I didn't have a TV in my room so I'd go into her room and found the scrambled porn channels. I went and got a small pair of panties she had left at home and came into them.

It wasn't that it was my sister's, it was that it was a woman's.

I catfish thots on Tinder using a fake profile with a photo of a Chad. I got a date with one to meet at the coffee shop and I wanted to confront her for being superficial, but i chickened out when I saw her sitting alone. So I just stood her up.

ive never seen her nude and i used to wear her panties and jack it to them

right

I went on plenty of fish to find a tranny to fuck.

Not one would return a message.

I went on Grindr and looked there but chickened out when I was about to meet one.

Ahh, the good old days of being a kid and having to jack off to scrambled porn channels...newer generations will never know the struggle

pussy

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right

I wish I looked like this

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Wow... that's rough.

I open my mail with the knife I killed an Iraqi soldier with and smile about it sometimes.

How old was she at the time?

I've seen you in some of these threads and I appreciate what you're doing but, I think the message was left on a tape recorder in the back of a comedy club instead of being left by voice mail. I guess you're just adapting it for 2019.

i like to wear diapers

Great pic. Post more!

Better him than you.

I have perfect teeth but think that brushing and toothpaste are a scam by the government so I never do, too afraid to tell normie friends

I miss typed the question. Did you get to see her and her panties often?

I got into an argument with my boss about him refusing to pay me what I was owed. It really put me in a sour mood for the rest of the week. Next shift I had, I got held up. Guy robbed the store. We're not supposed to resist in anyway, but I also waited 15 minutes later before pressing the silent alarm. Said I was too shaken. I just really didn't care if the guy got caught. It turns out, later that night he shot and killed an old man. i guess I might have prevented that.

Thats fair. Killing soldiers is really just doing Darwin's work; weeding out weak humans. Only people with shitty morale who dont understand the fifth commandment join a military.

I came into my sister in law's shampoo bottle

Which ones are your favs? Do you use them for #1 and/or #2 too? Do you have a mommy or daddy?

Nah man, it may seem like a regret but you definitely did the right thing. Mad props

I once stood up a cute chubby whale I called for a massage and happy ending. I regret that day for the rest of my life

not often i think ive only seen her a few times. wehn i was younger and not gone through puberty yet she used to talk to me about sex and shit idk if she wanted to fool around or not. (i wouldnt have been able to because i was too young biologicly) but i really wish we did fuck

I sometimes dress up in panties and a skirt and spank myself with a hairbrush and a bathbrush, pretending I'm a naughty schoolgirl. I imagine my crush is the one spanking me. Then when I've had enough spanking and my ass is beet red, I take off the panties and skirt and jack my rock hard dick off and cum so hard I'm screaming.

i brush my teeth once every 2 days or so

Let's all be grateful that you don't

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My uncle refuses to buy me donuts because he thinks I'm "fat". Yet when my sister came back from school, guess what he buys her Sunday morning? They went to a ballgame after church, leaving half the box behind. I flew into a gluttonus rage and ate the donuts. Then I panicked and ripped apart the box and left it on the kitchen floor. Went for a jog, leaving the back door open. When they got home, I tried to convince them it was a raccoon attack, but I'm not sure they believed me.

But isn't he likely in the military himself? How did he get the opportunity to kill an Iraqi soldier?

Peter Parker you let your uncle Ben die. tsk tsk tsk... tsk.

i like the abdl one abuniverse i normally only wet them but i have messed them before and no i dont have a mommy or daddy. trying to get a LG right now

Sometimes I pretend to jerk off in my dorm's shower as a prank. I leave the door unlocked and I stand with my bank to the door, jerking my hand up and down frantically. My hope is that some one will walk in on me and they'll think they caught me masturbating even though I'm just shaking a bottle of Suave up and down. Then I turn around suddenly and "squirt" and they're even more surprised and think it's cum- but it's shampoo. And I laugh.

Exactly! Every once in a while I do it out of complete obligation

Could you make it happen now? If you really Tried to work up to sex with her over time?

Nice to see a lot of fellow occasional teeth brushers on here. Guess I'm in the right place

I can't express my true feelings to my friends, bros, or gf, because i'm too retarded for that, so i cry like a deep shit mostly every night, and keep it all for me, because i don't seek for attention or affection, even if i really need it

why dont you just actually jerk it

I catfish middle aged women and older as a 17 year old boy, they fucking love it and get very thirsty for young cock. There seems to be a high ratio of school teachers.

I let some fat bitch dominate and peg me.

no i highly doubt it. we arent that close and she's married with 2 kids

Because if I did that and I intentionally lead someone to catch me, it'd be a form of indecent exposure. And it wouldn't be funny.

I used to play mom & dad with my female cousin when we were kids. We tried to simulate sex, but it was mostly me kissking her buttcheeks and even licking her asshole (I was kind of trying to avoid her little vulva).

Good times.

faggot

Maricón.

Are you a millenial? seems very much more a millenial thing to want to fuck traps.

But have you guys taken the redpill on wiping yet? SPOILER ALERT: We don't actually have to wipe because people don't smell our butts. Just do your business and shower when you get home.

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why didnt you go all the way

Ok. May have missed your chance. Could you post another pic please

Because I was 8 and she was 6.

I mean I always wipe, but I’m not gonna lose my shit if there’s no paper. Oh my god you guys have no idea how happy I am to hear you also exist

I have a bit of an ass growth fetish. Probably stems from stalking insta fitness "models" who post their progress pics.

Anyway, my sister started going to the gym, and her as has started to noticably grow.

I'm in a bit of a pickle it seems

I created a google + account.

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Well I was hoping he was just a regular murderer or executor.

Like her as much as i do?

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When I was 7 I also sort of had sex with my best friend, but we were pushed into it by her dad. It started by him saying we were going to make a movie. I was the hero and she was the damsel in distress and he filmed it. Then he told us to film the scene where they take off their clothes and kiss like grown-ups. I sort of blacked out after that, but it was messed up.

No.

Heavy shit, user.

Yeah man. She’s cute. How much older is she than you ?

Oh alright :3 Im not into diapers myself but use kid sized underwear sometimes. I feel weird about it but it seems to be the same concept, just slightly different target age.

How would you relate to a LG, would you both be little or would you be the daddy (or mommy)?

3 years older

oh okay

Yeah almost like 90% of Yea Forums
fag

You should try to get some more pics. A Camera in the right place can make some great fap material

you mean like in the movie butterfly effect? lmao

Might try sometime

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can't stop feeling attracted to my sis. stolen her panties, tried to sneak peeks at her, and i'm hesitant but also contemplating doing more

in a perfect scenerio i would get with a switch so we could both be little and or one of us would be the big. but right now im talking to a little. im a switch so i can be a big or a little

those fucking glasses are hideous. otherwise cute.

and im a male so i would be the daddy

It twitched

Nope, 37 and married. Filed for divorce yesterday. Mid life crisis maybe?

One time I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone!

nice home depot glasses

Yeah she’s great. Do you get to at least hug Her?

ive always wanted to stalk someone. has anyone done that?

If you’re careful you should be able to do more. What would you like to try and do

>girlfriend of 3 years tells her friends about how good i am in bed if they have that sort of convo
>im 4 inches and cum fast
>her friends ask her if sex dies down after being in a relationship long term
>she says no definetly not
>had sex 4 times this year as she prefers her 8 inch dildo and clit vibe
>if i get sex its because she doesnt want anything big in her and likes the easiness of taking me
>tells me it feels nice on her entrance
>always uses clit vibe during this
>all her friends think im a stud but am i hell

Can you give us a pic please

would i WANT to buy a spy cam to record her in the bathroom? hell yes.
WOULD i do it? depends on if my morals reach a new low, but i'm leaning towards no rn

im not really sure wear the fetish comes from other than i had kind of a shit child hood but i like to wear them and i like talking to other littles and the idea of taking care of a little is a huge turn on for me

Did things to passed out sister

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Elaborate

What can you work up to physically? Can you initiate play wrestle over time? Foot Rub? Back rub?

Post a pic

I got my Mom a gift basket for Christmas. It included a coupon for a massage. She never got around to using it, so she said I could so it wouldn't expire.

I got excited and tried to talk the masseuse into giving me a "hand job". Tried to be subtle about it. She was beautiful and charming. We talked. I said I'm a writer. Said I liked meeting people, how every interaction is like a story. She agreed, smiling. I then said, casually, "I just hope this story has a happy ending."

She frowned and said we were done, though I think we still had 15 minutes in the hour. I think she might have known what I was up to. My Mom is going into a spa day next week and i'm worried she'll find out.

>play wrestle
We're too old for that mate
>foot rub? back rub?
i'm eh on back rub, a foot rub would be great but i've no clue how i'd approach her about that without making it sound weird.

Jerked to her while she was out
Got too horny and played with her
Then put it in inside of her once and almost instantly came and ran out

Me too. I'm wearing one now.

Ok. If you’re Giving her back rubs that’s great. Does she have a guy? If she’s alone she may get horny.

what are you wearing

Nice, but the latter is an incredibly bold move, won't she notice

When I was 13 (m) I convinced a 11 (f) to lick my pecker. I came all over her face, I had cum before from jacking off but not like that.

>Be me, married, 30
>Go on Omegle and chat to random girl
>Girl is 18, huge tits
>Lie about my age
>Lie about my name
>Talk over few months sexting and facetime
>Eventually meet and fuck her, take her virginity
>Feel bad about doing this, cut off contact

I don't know why I did it but wish I could take it all back, even though the tits were nice.

How did you feel afterwards? Did you feel guilty. Glad that you took the opportunity?

A double Dry 247 Max. My favorite for bedtime.

Sadly she does have a guy. And she sees him fairly frequently
If anything that just gives me a stronger desire to lust for her, since she gives off a more "off-limits" vibe

No she was fucking out
I think she did drugs and alcohol
I did had to get her to the shower later cause she vomited everywhere
Then she just slept in the bathtub

i love tykables and abu

lol at this pro groomer with the hot tips

Huh that explains it

Did you ever think about meeting her again?

I was so horny I couldn’t think straight but as soon as I felt that warmth I started to cum so I pulled out and ran
I felt scared as shit later

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Try it

I was traumatized through abuse at 6 so I think thats where my issue stems from.

Not sure the same is true for abdl people though, it might just be regression to simpler times.

I havent met a switch abdl lover before, thats cool. Good luck with your potential LG :)

Do you think you really have a chance Someday?

No. I sometimes think back to what it was like, but I don't want to do something like that ever again.

And yes I’m glad now, get hard just seeing her

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hey thanks.
sorry about your shit child hood man thats rough. you havent talked with a switch abdl before if you wanna chat im down

How did you guys meet? What led to the encounter?

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AG has no reason to be involved in a case like this.

I was 10 years old and spent a lot of time at my friends house next door
We both slept in the living room and slept on the same inflatable bed. One night he says he wants to play a game where we touch each others privates for 10 seconds and then swap. I didn't even decline I just froze and it felt good. Next thing he is sucking my little pener and I suck his balls. I will literally never forget this and I will never tell a soul outside of anonymous posting.

LMao, what epic idiots. Posting secrets on the internet.

Do you guys even know how stupid you are for posting this anywhere?

i do know that when i first tried diapers i was about 9 a friend of mine used to wet the bed and had to wear goodnites and i stole one from her and loved it and was hooked ever since but not really sure why lol

You know 98% of them are just LARPING

I was 10 and went over to my neighbors house for a sleep over.
We both slept in the living room on the same bed.
He says he wants to play a game where he touches my balls and I can touch his if I want
20 minutes go by and my 10 year old mouth is sucking his balls dry like a pair of dried cranberries. He returns the favor and I will never forget this, If anyone learned about this I would kill myself.

this is the fantasy, bro. why do you regret? guilt?

Who cares? I'm 32 and the last chick I banged before my current relationship started was 19

also have a breastfeeding fetish but have never been able to try it

I had sex with my friends dad almost every time we slept over together there. It was weird because he was only his step-dad, but he would flat out tell me he wished I was his son instead. I began to feel really fucking shitty about the whole situation because their relationship devolved and he eventually divorced his mother and left. While my dick hated to see him go, I still wish I had told my friend something about what happened.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Do you remember that scene in The Incredible Hulk where Bruce can't have sex with Betty because if he does he'll turn into the Hulk. When I was a freshman in college, I used that excuse on my girlfriend.

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I have only worn tykables once. I put the super dry kids bears from abu onto my 247s.

How often do you wear?

i know this is because of mommy issues

not as often as i would like but often enough

my girlfriend and i switch off. Rarely we're play as little friends, but one of us (usually me) is almost always small.

My ex had it and it was amazing
She would make me latch on to her nipple and suck on it while she kisses me on my forehead, and plays with my hair. When she gets to the point she jerks me while I suck
Did this in complete dark once, felt like I was fucking my mom

>Be 18 and at family 4th of July Cookout
>Big ass family that is vaguely related
>Have one 13 year old cousin that drives me mad
>Something about her smug and fiery attitude
>She's one of the cutest people I've ever met and athletic to boot

Don't really want to be a pedo and don't want to be a cousin fucker either. But fuck if that girl isn't the cutest thing I've set my eyes on

thats awesome

did she lactate?

The best part is that I introduced her to it, and I learned that with the right person, it isn't such a big deal to have a kink. I brought it up as though it were small thing, asked her what she thought, and she agreed to participate. I woke up the next morning, we were both still wearing diapers, and I was convinced I was still dreaming.

It wasn’t a lot but I felt it
Her kid is not breastfeeding anymore so it’s not lactating much
You stimulate it enough tho, you get to swallow that mommy milk while your cock being worked on

These threads always die after I post.

I have my sisters vaginal juices on my dick. right now. still a little slick in fact.

The guy who lives across the hall tried to kill himself. Took a bunch of pills and ended up in a coma. His girlfriend, a really striking Italian woman, asked me to come with her to the hospital. Where she came onto me. It feels weird to be cheating with her when he's in a coma.

hot

you're not doing anything wrong. she is.

thats fucking awesome i want that so bad

We hate you. That's why we abandon the threads where you post.

I declare this thread closed.

/thread

i always wanted to know what it taste like

Because I'm married.

awesome

oh no a woman needs emotional support that might lead to connection what a whore

OP should be there for her if he likes her

Yup, guilt.

Just ask for it the right way and you'll get it! Best of luck brother. I'm off to dreamland to soak myself

Idk how to describe it
She can feel it cause she gets into mommy mode while moaning

LMAOOOO

have a good night

told my parents, family, and many close friends I was bisexual a few years back. It wasn't true and I haven't mentioned a word about it to my family since

Normally I would but I dont have access to my comp right now and dont remember my throwaway email account. Plus having a meh night after a small dispute with the guy Im dating. Probably will be fine in a day or two but I feel shitty right now :P

I can talk a bit here if you're game and can put up with my lousy attention span :/

Have you been into abdl long? How'd you figure it out? And do you feel ok with it? I feel shame about my kid underwear fetisch since I worry people will think Im a pedo.

mommy mode how

jerk off to pictures of women with octopus tentacles instead of legs

I just found out the girl I love is dating my roommate. It feels like my stomach can't stop convulsing.

Woo. another judgmental douche-nugget.

don'tcha wish there was a law against people like me? oh wait...

well I guess those cops'll be bashing down our door any minute now... oh wait... No. because the cops don't care and the feds are out of their jurisdictions. so yeah. I'll just go back to having incredible hot sex with my sister in peace, thanks!

Bleh. I destroy my gf's pussy with my somewhat above average dick. Get her off no problem going down. Fuck constantly. Takes it up the butt every once in a while. 2 or 3 of her friends known about our sex life, everyone else she says I'm "ok" in bed and cock is "meh". Why tf she do that I dunno.

Like grabs her tit and holds it more firmly to me, kisses on forehead, hugs me
Sometimes she guides my hand to her pussy, sometimes she pulls out my cock

When I was in college, some of the guys on the weight lifting team would juice. I sold my clean piss to them so they could pass drug tests. One of the equipment managers found out. Rather than turning me in, he blackmailed me into giving me some of my piss. But not for drug tests. He wanted me to give him a "golden shower".

did you?

not gonna lie i'd probably have done the same

ive been into actual ab/dl since i was about 18 or 19. i first wore a pull up when i was about 8 stole one from a firend that use to bed wet and really liked it. through out the years i would take them and then when i got older and a job i found out about adult diapers. i felt shame for a long time but i have accepted it as a part of me and the fetish is alot more common than people know. its a branch of BDSM so im not shameful ive made alot of online firends in the comunity

Oh, no. I don't care about you, or your sister. That's hot, in fact.

I was talking about you bitching about "threads die after I post", bitch.

If you ever get the opportunity, it's the best sex you'll ever have, guaranteed!

But it's a VERY rare opportunity.

Every day, we're reminded how special our relationship is, and how impossibly lucky we are.

Yeah. Not my proudest hour, but at least I didn't get expelled.

Oh cool. That sounds like a positive experience in general :)

omg thats is so fucking hot

Well there ya go then!

She was fucked in the head so sex was great but everything else is fucking draining

I've already had an incest experience and yes, its' probably the best you can have. But that's why it sucks when you have to deal with how fucked up it can make things.

ive always wanted to fuck my sis

She wanted me to recreate molestation scene from when her uncle did it to her in her childhood

oh ive had my bad moments. i went through alot of what the community calls splurge and purge where you buy diapers and then feel like a shit bag and throw them away. ive done that alot. ive had them found by my mother before and had to think of a quick lie to get my self out of the situation of explaining that

oh thats a little fucked up yeah

Yeah
Couldn’t cum

Oh ouch. Roughly how old are you now? Like within a few years?

How does your kink work with partners? Do you ask regular partners if theyre ok with it or do you just focus on finding partners within the community?

dont blame you

im 30. ive never had a partner into it. i brought it up in passing to my ex wife and she was really turned off to it. so i never pursued it further. had a few online "relationships" that were total shit so that didnt work out hopeing this little im talking to goes somewhere but dont have my hopes set high we are just talking right now

you have KIK?

I know what you mean.

Like I said, my sister and I are very lucky. for starters, when we were kids, she had lumps on her ovaries. we were terrified she would die! and that kind of made us close in itself.

back then medicine wasn't as good as it is now and they ended up giving a ten year old a complete hysterectomy which fucked with her development.

she had to take hormones just to go through puberty and the hormones (which she still has to take) give her nymphomania.

Long story short, we started having sex in our late teens and have been a couple ever since.

she's insatiable!

As far as social complications, we are pretty successful and put on a "married to our jobs" persona so people don't really question our lack of dating habits.

The worst part is family. mom never found out, but dad was kinda glad we got together. He said he was scared she'd "fuck her way to gonorrhea or syphilis" if not for me.

my ex wife was very very vanilla. it took me for ever for her to be on top and even longer for me to be able to tie her up so the hole abdl and little thing freaked her out

awesome

sounds like you have an awesome dad

I dont... I have a qtox but since Im not at my comp I cant check the # out.

Had. He died a few years back.

but yeah. he was a good man. He looked out for his kids anyway he could, even when it meant looking the other way when his youngest kids had sex, just to keep his daughter from becoming a whore.

In actuality, it made sense, she can't get pregnant, and he knew I was a good kid... I was his son!

oh

Oh tricky.

I think it's goid to be aware of your kinks. Kinks in general are kinda weird to those who dont have them but its not like wearing diapers hurts anyone.

they have dencer muscle fibers genetically

can you tell moer about it. how did you plan meeting up? what was that like?

right. the problem is ALOT of people think of pedofilia when it comes to it. and 99.999% of the people into it are not pedos they just like to get into the headspace of simpler times when you didnt have responsibility

Eh. If you have a rhrowaway email or something I can put it in a draft document on my email and create a new throwaway email account and contact you once I get back home next week unless I chicken out xP

I have a sizable collection of my ex-girlfriends panties.

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It kinda feels good talking about it actually.

The only people still alive that know are our family doctor, our therapist, and a some fucked up church lady that used to clean our house back in Washington who got an eyeful one day.

And no we didn't move because someone caught us. Turns out, people are likely to keep the secret because if you have a problem with something like that, it becomes really hard to report it because you have to DESCRIBE SEEING A BROTHER AND SISTER HAVING SEX.

pics?

Yeah... having met a few and read some posts that was the feeling I got eg its not pedo related.

A rper who always rp'd as a four year old wearing diapers was the one who helped me make the connection between my trauma at six and why I felt my mental and physical age seperated when I was 13. I felt like my body was "similar enough" until 13, but then puberty happened.

And with great power comes great responsibility

We had talked about it for a while, eventually she came to my place.
It was good, we fucked once then fucked again a bit later. She had huge tits so that was a huge bonus, but it's clear she was inexperienced. Then just chilled out for a bit until she left.

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I'm a man who likes to have girls fart in my mouth. It started with my sister farting in my face all the time as a kid. She also would rub her feet in my face so I got a foot fetish too. I'm addicted to drugs. Not any drug in particular just addicted to getting fucked up somehow. I secretly fantasize about murdering random people.

I saw that movie too

Got it saved, thanks.

no problem

how far did she live from you? did you use a condom? was she just like a toy? did yuou have to take it easy on her?

any pics?

just put in the subject line something i will recognize lol

butterfly effect?

>My uncle refuses to buy me donuts because he thinks I'm "fat". Yet when my sister came back from school, guess what he buys her Sunday morning? They went to a ballgame after church, leaving half the box behind. I flew into a gluttonus rage and ate the donuts. Then I panicked and ripped apart the box and left it on the kitchen floor. Went for a jog, leaving the back door open. When they got home, I tried to convince them it was a raccoon attack, but I'm not sure they believed me.
He wants to fuck your sister

Hey Austin, got any more of H.D?

Unlikely. My sister is my sister, and though I didn't spell it out in the story, he's her uncle as well.

Eh... as incest goes, dicking your niece is pretty low on the taboo list compared to dicking your mom or sister.

pretty sure he wants to fuck your sister.

Haha fair enough. Ill try tto refer to "our conversation last week" or something ridiculously formal like that.

Fantasize about kidnapping, enslaving and impregnating my friend against her will

What about getting dicked by your dad? Is that high on the list?

lol

You can play it off as an innocent comment. Turn it around on her. You’re still gold, bro.

Ok, let me rephraze.

as incest goes, dicking your niece is pretty low on the taboo list compared to dicking your parent or sibling.

has anyone ever stalked someone. if so i want to hear details

Well he's not blood-related and she is 22, but it'd still be insanely messed up and illegal. He's married our mom's sister when my sister was 15, so he's known her since she was a kid. There's a lot of incest LARPING here, but you don't build up a wholesome relationship like that and then take it to such a dark and dirty place. They do a lot of stuff one on one (ballgames, for example), and yeah he buys her donuts and nice things, but it's more like a big brother thing. I'll be the first to admit he prefers her to me, but that doesn't mean it's not an appropriate uncle/niece relationship.

She lived like 50 miles away I think, had to take a train
Used a condom, yeah, and she kinda was just like a toy, did feel bad after.

And best I don't share her pics, I don't want her pics spreading and then it coming back to me.

>Anonymous 07/10/19(Wed)23:26:10 No.804351848▶
i understand. do you still go on omegle?

does she reach out toyou? did your wife almost ever find out?

Perfectly normal and healthy.

Nah, don't bother with Omegle anymore, I got lucky finding someone borderline near me, and no, she doesn't.
My wife didn't find out, I'm glad because I regret doing it tbh

bump

what site do you use?

>Eats half a dozen donuts. Thinks “a jog” will help

What are you, eleven?

Met this girl 2 weeks ago at a after party in my house, hot as hell and everything I want yet had a boyfriend who she told me beat her. She lost her phone, gave her one I had (wiped all the porn off it) she broke up with the boyfriend now she's coming here on Saturday for a party and friends are telling me she's a slut and will break my heart. What do? Need advice ASAP otherwise I'll just be hurt or make a fool of myself

No, I was just trying to be out of the house so I wouldn't be there when they got back. I hid out in the library for a couple of hours.

Run out and get some strange

You've never been inside a frat house? I mean this is... mild. College kids are insane.

Did you piss directly up his butthole?

fuck the shit out of her for a while and drop her before she drops you

Girl in the neighborhood. I liked her sister who was 16 and smoking hot

>just to keep his daughter from becoming a whore.

Because any nympho who fucks her brother on the regular is not a whore or anything

You probably won’t make a fool of yourself, but get prepared for the hurt. Sounds to me like you’ve fallen for damaged goods. I’m sorry, bud.

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Well...this was all over the map

Both of my sister's sons are mine, not her husband's. My cousin's daughter is mine, not her boyfriend's. I still fuck them pretty regularly. Neither of the other guys has any idea and I don't feel bad about it at all.

No, on his face and chest, and his dick and hands while he was touching himself. Again, not my proudest moment.

really want another guy to cum in my gf's snatch

This. Bump & dump.

I know it's damaged goods but I don't even know to go about bringing up at least kissing her in a conversation

It’s ok user. As long as you ask Jesus into your heart, you’ll be saved.

No convo. Just grab her and kiss her with full tongue. Then shove that phone up her cunt. I mean, do it gently. No sense being rude.

exactly not be a beta fag

HA dix-neuf

how the fuck do you find that attractive

why do you think you're an alien

explain lol

jesus dude that's a bit much I like her and want at least something not a fucking rape case

OK, here’s my secret. One time, I touched my dingdong. More than touched, actually. I gripped it strategically, and worked that thing up and down with a tribal rhythm unknown to modern man. Then, about 7 minutes later, a ropey white goo shot across the room and landed on the fish tank. The fish was like “Holy shit” I know, right?

Ok user. I beg your forgiveness. I won’t ever say that again. Sorry Yea Forumsro

LOL

...

Bro it's Yea Forums I expected someone at least to say that lol

post photos :)

Lol nope, don't want that shit being traced back to me

LMAO

Holy shit Same thing happened to me. Now that I look back at that, Jesus it was fucked up but it doesn't bother me.

What the fuck is a secret? I don't have any privacy, I'm the God of Time.

Why would I ever keep a secret, ever, mine or anyone else's? That would really slow any party down on any angle.

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i like to scratch my ass and then smell my fingers

I'm a 'straight guy's fucked over 50 women but I have this gay 60 year old friend who let's me face fuck him whenever I want and he licks my ass out all the time but I love pussy and girls too much and no one knows this old man eats my ass hour for hours at a time

Everybody, meet your Divine Yea Forums Clone.

>Throws all of China into da fire!

If it isn't a sharing fetish, then why share it in the first place if you didn't want me to rub your own shitty opinion in your face?

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how is this a secret, by any measure or count?

So, I invented 011 Language? Cool.

So, Void Identity Process: Queue Priority, "Strings, Threads, Loving Footsteps, Embrace, Song, anything to let this nightmare end..."

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what?

You facefucked Kevin hart

wtf Raimi!

Opening All Open Secret Heart Secrets.

I'm not interested in wasting my time on women that aren't willing to be Divine Sluts.

So, just queue yourself girls. Be shameful, sure, but never blameful.

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im not blameful or shameful or a femanon

i'm a sissy

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Then be prepared to be forcibly changed in a woman of my preference for eternal orgies and beyond!

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Peter fucking parker!

this
user, his sister, and his dad (RIP) are mentally ill

WOO HOO ill finally get som action

THEN YOUR ASS BETTER BE 100% LUBED FOR MAXIMUM TRACTION IMPACTION!

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Oh Shit

now all the way

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no one cares no one finds this hot

I will make you all CHOKE ON IT!

oh lube me up baby

Oh Shit!!!!!!

He's just a Devoted Dragon Daddy. He's just going the lazy route.

Lube yourself you useless fuck.

Never, now CLEAN YOURSELF UP!

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>grabs ky jelly
>squeezes whole tube in ass

Too much, you fail, no pass.

Next!

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im always either neutral good, lawful neutral, or neutral evil

>shits out some of the lube

SUICIDE VICTIMS ALPHA

well done, now go out and have our fun.

While my sister is sleeping I sometimes cum on her feet

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