Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

tell about best experience

That's an interesting insight, thanks for responding dude

No, because nothing beats doing it IRL. One of you creepos gets brave, and then learns the meaning of consent pretty damn quick when you don't consent to the asskicking you get.

to clarify i think that her seeing it turns her on as well whether she likes it or not

Haha

Welcome newfriend

Larp faggot
Also,
Listen here faggot I’m 240 all muscle, deadlift 500, squat 535, bench 315, I’m 6’ 3” and because of my training my hands are registered weapons, I will show you my cock, force you to stare at it, and knock you the fuck out, the only thing you’ll feel is how sore your ass is when you wake up, ok pumpkin?

Rest assured, that is definitely not the case. I've had girlfriends show me the random dick pics they're sent, and we laugh at them together before sending them to the dude's girlfriend/wife/whatever. Nobody's turned on by your flaccid rapey cock.

Cuck

That's cute. Come to me, and my comrades and i will lynch you alive - and the cops will fucking help.

also depends on context of the flash

juust like the control and power thing where these people bait and anger your beta ass
bet you wish you were smart enough to avoid that huh, too bad you're not

Was lying on the beach and had short shorts on with no underwear.
Hot woman close to me just chillin with glasses on, i get a boner and untuck it from out of my leg whole . just lay there for a whole 15 min flexing my boner and teasing her with nobody walking past.. we are about one meter away from each other.(i strategically placed myself there) she was smiling and didn't find it intimidating at all.

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yes i gathered as much, that may get you locked in a cage someday. Do you have age restrictions?

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hahahha get fucked redditfag. That was the greatest larp id ever seen. Something straight from reddit

Sad shell of a human being so foreveralone that you flash your dick at random women where normal people have girlfriends. Sorry not sorry that I refuse to legitimize your liberal degeneracy. If it makes you feel any better, all the other Nazis are sad degenerates like yourself, maybe one of those guys will touch your tiny little penis.

Not that I believe this is true, but either way, why does flashing the cock warrant a beating?

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if you think im angry youre sorely mistaken

did she seem to be staring at your cock?

Keep projecting cuck. Keep pretending cuck. Your girl saves dick pics cuz your dick is small cuck.

Samefagging this shit like you samefag your life, I see. One day someone will love you - just kidding.

no kids

yes of course

the disabled?

cope you projecting nigger

if its a hot disabled woman why not

Why does being female warrant being shown a cock anytime some random boy (not man, men don't do this shit) feels weak?

You heard it from the OP, flashing his dick is about power and control. He wants to affirm his power over random women. Well, why is it okay for him to affirm his power over random women, but not okay for my fist to affirm its power over his goofy zit-cratered face?

just go to a clothing optional beach mate. dont be creepy. do it at legal places

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another one.. I have also grabbed the attention of two mature milfs at a nude beach in greece and busted a massive nut infront of them.

alot of other shenanigans i have done too but dont want to share here haha

And who exactly did you register your hands with? and what happens if you didn't register your hands do they come and confiscate your hands? Do you have any evidence that your hands are registered is there like a serial number on your hands or some shit? Do you know how fucking stupid you are actually saying that?

Fucking fap ninja.

Hah! An awkward comeback so cringeworthy, even I blushed.

Hung like a raisin and proud of it

Say "cuck" a little more, say it like it's a real argument that you have that will prove you're not a liberal degenerate, say it like you're not about to cry and touch yourself after ragequitting Yea Forums for the night.

Liberal degenerate, eat a gun.

funny thing is in my area there are soooo many asian students who dont speak english.. there hop on a loop bus at this exact station.. have fun user because they wont report shit

Some one fell of the turnip wagon.

that's just an aspect of it the primary reason is i want a girl to stare at cock, because sex is natural and people get horny looking at genitalia

Your girl prefers other men's cock.....you cuck.

do you consider yourself to be an attractive man. or has it been suggested to you you are on multiple occasions that you are considered one?

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Are you done crying, you little whore? And it's so obvious that you are as pathetic as all these cunts, so just stop

i am somewhat above average, and have had suggestions to such

I cope by wrecking people like you.

The only registering he's done or will do is as a sex offender, at this rate. If he was as tough as he says, he probably could get a girl to look at his cock willingly, but he's not, so he pretends he's He-Man while he sticks his pencil-necked cock out at women on the subway.

Worry not, he will know all about non-consentual sex when he gets caught, arrested, and the local gangbangers get a whiff of his unprotected asshole.

would the thread have gone a different direction had i said showing your cock to girls that you know instead of strangers

if a beloved female relative of yours had a similar experience from the perspective of the female in this scenario, how do you would image you would react?

How are you this new?

she saw some guy with his cock out jerking off, that's unpleasant but if you watch the videos many of them walk away, or look away for the whole duration. they would have some sympathy from me but i wouldn't get if they acted traumatized

This is a comeback? No wonder you have to be such a creep.

I guarantee you, nobody in history has gotten horny staring at your miniscule raisin-sized junk.

I've got exes who beg for this dick back. I'm impervious to your ignorant words. Hope is not a strategy, you know very little about me but I already know you're a useless liberal degenerate who can't catch a willing fuck to save your life. You volunteered that information like the useless weak liberal you are. Screaming "cuck" and "nigger" at me through a keyboard will not fix your massive personal failings, and we both know that, everyone here knows that, and it's why I don't stop laughing.

Srsly tho, try this IRL in my sight and I will end you.

>why does harassment warrant getting your ass beat

this isn't even including the sex part bro

stop being a retard

I'm laughing. You're crying, because you posted this thread hoping for affirmation and got shown to be the liberal degenerate you really are. Cry harder. I'm laughing harder.

Calling bullshit on this. Attractive people can get willing pussy. Even if he's good-looking somehow he's got to be an unbearable sperglord of some kind; there's got to be some reason this is the closest he ever can get to a woman.

Bro fight me irl bro I'll fuck you up bro I swear to god fight me bro

I've been here since 2006, maybe you summerfags still haven't learned how to use the chans but your ignorance clearly shows.

Man, I bet OP's gonna go out on the subway after this thread failed to give him the affirmation he sought. He should jump in front of the train, but instead he'll get on it and jack off in front of strangers again, to show us.

OP's gonna be in prison soon. ^_^

Interesting, thanks for the responses.

I think OP abandoned the thread and is probably on his way to get arrested as we speak.

Godspeed, you pathetic faggot.

Fucking summerfags. Each response you make is stupider and denser than the last.

I didnt know I had a big dick until i flashed it at some horny fat girl on tinder. She was the first person to ever ask me for a dick pic, after that i started leading with it and they always ask for more.

In that case you need to lurk moar faggot. You still dont know how the internets work.

Yes it called having sex, fucking fag.

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was asleep while having a full erection and had it stickin out the front of my boxers. It was in front of female family at first (mostly adult women) and then I did it at sleep overs to be "caught" by their moms.

Think about how much you've adopted a subcultures mannerisms, think about how much you crave acceptance.

when you fags are done moralfagging. Whats the best type of place to just voyeur?

i bring a float to the pool and lay on my back after getting my suit wet then my dick is blatantly outlined as i float around. then when i get out all the sluts are showing off their asses and standing around seductively when i look at them. tfw big dick.

Are you throwing me a slumber party?

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Calling people names isn't an argument.

Where do you live?

Yes, a forever slumber party.

Edgy fag, eh?

Nice

Interesting example of power play. Hard to get consent with strangers, but maybe fetlife would be a spot to set something like that up.

Marxist-Leninist with no chill for domineering nerdragers like OP

best reactions from them?

because youre a fucking creep, and that's not even white knighting. no one wants to see your nasty dick in public spaces while they just trying to go about their day. for being such a fucking faggot that you flash your cock at unwilling people you should get your ass kicked

Easy there bud. Did you spill mom's tendies again? You don't need to try to prove yourself online

...so OP went outside, had a smoke, said the word "nigger" a lot in relation to me, and then came back to the computer and the best thing he could come up with was... a tendies joke.

Very summer. So fag. Get arrested soon.

You know, no. I haven’t ever felt the need to show my junk to someone unless they wanted to see it. Most of the time, that’s the case. On the rare occasions that a passing stranger might want to see a random cock, I would rather not risk it. Then again, I’ve had plenty of people who want to see it, so I don’t have to be a needy exhibitionist fag.

Yep. Definitely an insecure beta cuck. What's your "internet arguments won" tally on?

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nah but my mom's friend walked in on me fapping when I was about 15 and finished me off.

greentext story plz

I was drunk with 2 friends of mine in kansas city. The bars close and somehow we share a cab with a group of girls. 1 asks me what is my deal because i was so drunk. I immediatwlly sober up. Fast forward to their apartment and me and her are on their tiny deck. I cant rememember her name, but lean in for a kiss and she is receptive. I next whip out my half erect penis. This is a bold mive. She luckily blows me and I wind up banging all night. This is the 1 and only time ive pulled this stunt

Only secondhand. Sent wife a few dick pics and she showed them to a couple friends.

reactions from the friends?

Bump for stories

Beats me, but the tally clearly just went up by one.

Hes lying fking faggot go awayy from here

>and then everyone clapped

I once was in the supermarket with 2 female friends, i had a hole in my poket and kind of a boner, so i managed to get it superhard and through my pocket. Got my hands occupied and asked a friend to get the phone, she went and grabbed my dick good, at the beginning she didnt notice what it was so she kept grabbing it and when she noticed it she gasped and removed her hand. The other friend was like what what happened but she didnt awnser so she went for the pocket too. This time she touched carefully, when she noticed what it was she went and grabbed it hard for a sec while she looked at me. Then she copied the other girls reaction and we all laughed. I said "gotcha". They told me i was an idiot and laughed

guy tried to intimidate a weakling, got beat down to size

Getting drunk at a work party, making cock jokes, coworker whispers in my ear "show me."

I'll continue if you stop arguing about cucks and other stupid shit.

that's fucking hot, did they seem to grope it? did they seem to enjoy touching it? ever do anything more with them?

cont plz

So true story. Your dick has only seen the inside of your scooby doo underoos and the palm of your hand

>Me 24, her 44.
>Ditch the party, walk out into parking lot, then into woods.
>Am drunk, so I show her my cock, as requested.
>Is soft, nothing special.
>Get it hard, she says...
>Yes ma'am!

cont

nice ultimate male fantasy, very amazing, very believable.

Lol rapists itt

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yeah would you say that to a woman if she flashed her tits at you randomly in public?

Lmao you're both actually so fuckin gay hahahaha

I've whipped my dick out on first dates when we've been making out and groping each other. Especially when I try to take it further and they move my hands away... that's when I whip it out. It works.

yeah i remember that porno too user coomed buckets

Then don't believe it, and see what happens when you think there's no consequences. Please. Make my day.

>Three strokes and I'm rock hard, despite the booze...
>Get yourself off, she says
>Commence slow stroking
>We're both leaning against separate trees
>I'm slow stroking, she's got her hands down her pants
>She's going fast and hard
>Eyes focused on my cock
>I blow my load super fast, all over some leaves and shit.
>She has massive shuddering orgasm

Want to know what happened next?

sure

You did the dinosaur?

lol im a female and i flash people my tits all the time, ive never been beaten up over it, why is it that boys get so angry at each other when they flash their cocks to girls? are they trying to be some sort of hero protecting us from evil wieners?

What happened next was you woke up and had to learn through google what a wet dream was

Sure bud. Im a unicorn

not personally, but I know a guy

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>No dinosaur.
>She stuck her pussy juice fingers in my mouth
>Went back to the party, then left with her husband.
>I had a couple more drinks, went home.
>Wake up in the morning, did that really happen?
>We never talk about it, flirt, or even make eye contact
>Weird, man...

Since I'm 8inches now, I bust have been 6inches back then which is still really big for my age at the time. The best reaction was having a pic taken of my dick but most of the time theyd walk up and look at it while smiling or saying something under their breath.

what? lol

anyone ever seem horny? what have people said?

A couple of tje 12yo believed you until the 8" claim loser

if you saw a cock and it was a good looking guy would you be turned on

MFW I have 7.5 inch erect penis but cannot do this because I'm a grower not a shower and my dick looks tiny when flaccid.

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Bruh, they all seemed really horny lol. I fantasize that they jumped on me or sucked me off or something. The most was just that pic, who knows what she did with it.

You know how I know you got a small dick? Cuz 8 seems impossible to you.

i wouldn't mind, maybe if it was really gross looking like with pustules on it or something. but i still wouldn't raise alarm to it because im a grown adult. who hasn't seen a penis in their lives before?

Post tits or GTFO, man.

You’re fuckin dead kiddo

Nothing fun but my best friend asked me to see my dick and when I showed her she said skinny guys always have big dicks

were you hard? did she seem interested? was she staring? did she ever ask again? ever do anything with her again?

I am stronger and faster than you, if I see you I will rape and piss on you without warning.

>all this reddit in one comment
why the fuck are you on Yea Forums let alone Yea Forums?
go post wholesome threads on /r/gaypenis you fat cuck faggot

Whoa. Mad respect for the madman.
but
>inb4 trace the dna

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I flash girls all the time, today I flashed someones grandma.
what you gonna do? Maybe if you weren't so weak and powerless you could find me.

was hard and she asked to see one more time but it was a few months after and she was just really surprised it was big she said most guys say theirs are but they’re usually not and no we haven’t she had a boyfriend at the time I kinda respect him a lot she did show me her ass once tho

Jesus Christ what happened to/b/? Listen to this white knight faggot

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Keep dreaming about that gorilla warfare, kiddo.

One day, there's gonna be a crackdown on Yea Forums and the data saved when you posted that is gonna be used to locate you, and bring you to justice. What you gonna do about it, faggot? Hung by your own pitard.

You're next.

Based

Next for What? Never come back to this board? Probably

>Your dick has only seen the inside of your scooby doo underoos

fucking hysterical

I've shown my dick to coworkers and friends. It's hot

Uh-oh, we got the edgelard's lil' sidekick here, like the little annoying kid who follows the bully around saying "me too" as if he was worth a damn.

Lurk moar, newfag

never full on flashed anyone but there was this girl with a fat ass i used to know and on multiple occasions when we’d hang out i would find time to masturbate and finish in my hand and put it on her in someway without her knowing. best time for me was after a huge load, i put some of it in her hair and the rest in her hood right before people showed up for a party. seeing her talk to people and walk around with my cum on her without her knowing was an incredible turn on

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best reaction you've ever gotten? stories?

Sure, I've actually posted a couple stories to a flashers forum. Give me a couple minutes and I'll find them and post here. Won't be greentext thou

What the shitty titty nigger fuck is wrong with that guys tip

Goddamit user, I came here to fap and not to lose my fucking sides! Hahaha

Here is my favorite story about flashing a co worker :

During college I worked at a pizza place. One of my managers was this sexy flirty blonde. She was built like a playmate with huge boobs, and a big round ass, blonde hair and blue eyes. She was tight bc she was a collegiate athlete (track) and if not for some acne on her face she would be an 11/10.

She was super friendly and very flirty from the first day she started. I always had a gf and she had a bf but we enjoyed flirting with each other.

As the months went by the sexual tension between us was getting incredibly tense. One time she was outside smoking with two of her beta orbiters while I was on the line making pizzas. She knocked on the glass to get my attention and when I looked over she pulled her pants down revealing her incredible ass in a black thong as she bent over to moon me. I would often come up behind her while we were making pizzas and while pretending to read the monitor in front of her would press my crotch against her huge ass as she would eagerly press back against me. That kinda thing was going on for weeks.

One day i came in during my off time to make a pizza and flirt with her. I had to go to the bathroom and I made an offhand comment like "I'll leave the door unlocked in case you want to peak". I didn't think much of it, just our normal flirting but sure enough she appeared at the door while I was peeing.

It caught me off guard and as us flashers know, we want to be in control of the situation and my dick wasn't fluffed well enough so I kinda froze and didn't show her. After a few seconds she left.

Knowing I had just blown a golden opportunity, I decided to confront her and try for a flash. We were the only two people in the restaurant and she was in the managers office. I opened the door and asked her if she seriously wanted to see it. She nodded her head and had a cute excited smile on her face

Now my cock was ready and was perfectly fluffed to where it was dangling and looking perfectly thick and long without sticking out at all. I lowered my sweat pants to expose my dick and balls and her mouth dropped and her eyes went wide, that reaction that us flashers dream about. With this beautiful woman giving my dick that kinda perfect reaction I could tell there was only a few seconds before I was rock hard so I pulled my pants up. She walked over to me and squeezed my dick a couple times thru my pants before going about her business.

I ended up flashing her a few more times before we ended up fucking. Also i showed my dick to two other girls at that same pizza place if anyone wants to hear that.

pics of her?

I don't have any

is there a name for this? i want to do some research

Sharking, I guess

It's fucking staring back at them :D

Quit your Hitchin. Mines 4.75. Be fuckin happy you ungrateful asshole. If kill for a 7.5

fuck, i spit out my drink

Have you guys noticed that none of the girls in those dick-flash pictures show a laughing or disgusting reaction? They all have this serious look and you can clearly see they have sexual thought at these moments. I think it has biological reasons. Your brains goes full *reproduction mode*, doesn't matter how creepy that guy is or not.
Prove me wrong

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My buddy Dave and I were hanging out at his place with a girl he was in some study group with. Some science project. I dunno. I was on the couch blazing while they finished off some volcano or somthing. Anyway, they finished. We were hanging out on the couch, blazing. Watching some cowboy movie. She was sitting between us. We were fucking around, cracking jokes, elbowing each other. Having a good time. Anyway, she gets the munchies and starts complaining about being hungry. I flop out my cock and tell her to eat me. She goes down on my dick like a vaccum cleaner. Dave says he needs to get in on this action, pulls out his cock. I'm sitting on the couch getting sucked off while she's on her hands and knees on the rug, Dave is fucking her doggy from behind.

Good times.

I was 13 or so and had a nice big cock, so when I had a boner I didn't give a shit and walked around with it, I used to put a book over my cock and make it jump, telling my friends to turn over and watch the "magic trick".
One day a cute class mate of mine asked me how I was making that magic trick, if I was really making that with my dick. I said yes and I got really embarrassed.
I've have a bunch of nudes in my cellphone since I remember owning one, I reaaaaally like my body so my gallery is filled with them, I was the only guy in the classroom with a data plan so I lend it to my friends whenever they asked for it. I said plain and simply, don't go into my gallery I have a bunch of nudes in there. I know all of the people I lend my cellphone with completely ignored me and watched my nudes, it was quiet nice, nobody ever told me anything nor made fun of me, but I know they all saw them because they confessed later on including most of my female class mates.

At a dive bar. Still early so not many other people around. Dimly lit and seedy. 2 hot cougars are working that night, one behind the counter. I'm stoned outta my mind and a bit buzzed too. I'm flirting with one of them she's all up on me trying to score drinks but also somewhat into me. We start kinda fondling each other low key, the bartender chick sees the commotion and the one next to me tells her i'm getting hard and that i told her it was big. Bartender says yeah yeah sure let's see then. Haha i stand up and stand closer to the entrance to behind the bar area. Whip 90% erect hulk dick out. She's like haha holy shit. Bitches went a lil wild. Some new younger recruits came in so ended up dry humping a voluptous thot. Good times.

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My friend was dating this gigantic slut once. We were all drinking and they passed out. I knew the chick had work the next morning, so I stayed up for hours waiting for her to get up. I purposely left my cock sticking out of my shorts, like it was an accident.

So it's like 8am and she wakes up. I got the blankets over my entire face and I can see through a tiny little hole in it. This bitch walks out completely fucking nude and heads to the bathroom, but first she see's me laying there. I See her walk over, play with her pussy as she's right next to me, then I see her take a pic on her phone lol My cock started getting hard and when I moved it, she freaked out and dropped her phone on my crotch. She grabbed the phone and brushed my dick then ran into the bedroom again haha it was so fucking hot.

Well, when I had a hernia operation I had to take my pants off for the nurse to shave me.

I thought it was embarrassing that I got a stiffy, but the nurse said it was easier to shave around while mini me was standing to attention.

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>"Hey guys, come watch me move a book with my hard dick!"
Obvious larp, but that's very gay.

2nd post this ones a little crazier. Living with in-laws, my girls mom comes home as my girl is heading out. She asks me for help with some paperwork but shes being out of character, casually brushing her hand against mine as i hold the ppwk and she points at some info. She's also feigning like shes half asleep/dreamy as shes tired from work and is laying seductively on the couch. I am intrigued. I go to my room, i musta sandboxed the situation in my head. I tell her i need help wih something. She obliges, i tell her that i get sore down there when i sleep with her daughter, that i'm worried maybe i need to have a doctor see It, but to calm my nerves could she take a look? She says shes not the person who would know. But stands there. I tell her, look, and pull it out so nervous i'm flaccid . I say hold on you can only see what i mean when its erect. Proceed to stroke it until hard, she just stares and says, "i dunno.." and then walks away. 5 mins later she walks down the hall again and i say with a full 100% hulk boner look so you dont tell anyone it was little. Later i hug her to apologize while i press my whole body against her hips and tits. Got in trouble months later, but my girl and i are good.

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Finally the white knights left and we have some good stories

kind of cringe bro

all the time...in internet

I sent a video of a girl sucking my dick to everybody on my snapchat when I was fucked up on Xanax and EVERYONE got pissed and a lot of people blocked me and some even called my dick small :(

I've been flashing and jerking off on cam for unsuspecting women for over 10 years.

This is Michelle. She watched me in 2010, she was 23 ish. She didn't know she was going to watch me but she didn't to mind.

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I have made my girlfriend's younger sister see it twice. One time was amazing

Age?

She was 15. I was 17.
It actually happened in a pretty cool way

Extremely uncomfortable thread.

wow fucking hot. more like this?

Lmao, what a tough widdle guy. Flex your e muscle and feel like you don't have a micropenis

Fuck off you weak bitch

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>girlfriends roommate always would come to her room when she got home from work.
> Just got out of shower, girlfriend in her bathroom.
>I hear the roommate get home and say hi to her 3rd roomie downstairs.
>Quickly crack the door halfway and get hard as fuck
> I stood where she would instantly see me from the doorway
>Hear her say my girls name as she came up the stairs.
>Dropped towel, and jerked it to full. >Stood there and waited till she was right at the door, then started stepping into my boxers right when I knew she could see me.
>I face the wall, giving me a peripheral of the doorway, exposing my hard dick perfect angle
>I see her stop and stand there as I pulled up the boxers up to my knees. Pulled it down to reveal its full length for 3 or so seconds, then covered it fully
>Saw her leave as I got the rest of my clothes on.

Later she told my girlfriend that she saw my penis without me knowing and it was bigger than her bfs. Now they are engaged and I smile knowing I am the biggest cock she will ever see since hes her first. She saw it one time after on my girls phone.

Just because it's an art to get in bed with a woman, doesn't make you any less of a slut.

She's never gonna fuck you user, no matter how much you white knight.

Yeah i know, drugs and sexual frustration. Not my finest moment. Must of been something to do with my first sexual experience being an older woman and her telling me once don't pull it out to tease me it gets me really horny she said. That and my girl was being a prude at the time, the attention and proximity as well as the danger of it being taboo combined with weed liquor and xanax, probs made me thnk i could get away with it and if she made a move it wasnt on me. I was just being clinical about about my "sore" peener. Oh well, i could tell she was fascinated she didnt take her eyes off it the whole time.

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nope