ITT: lifehacks for intellectuals

It sounds like what you really need is food. Go eat motherfucker. This thread will be here when you get back... maybe.

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>Cooking ramen
>Not eating dry ramen out of the bag with the flavor packet sprinkled over as an anytime snack
Ok nigger

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That looks delicious

We always called it a McGangBang

>McGangBang

It’s proper name

Fuck my eyes that shit is ugly

lifehack on how to turn food and money into starvation as efficiently as possible?

This is pretty cringy... :-/

Lol what a shit thread

i remember way back when aus had the chicken and cheese and double beef and bacon... wish my insides were still young

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It's called a McGangbang you fucking nigger

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5-7 drops of tabasco sauce into plain ramen equals pure delight

every respectable man got this way by being lazy. fuck off.

Lmao now do by deaths and quality of life

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Don't have that one. You can make it though.

>you may have to visit an asian grocery store for the bok choy
What kind of backwater do you live in, Cletus?

Not everyone lives in a major metropolitan area, faggot.

Well hello there, Cletus. How's your sister daughter wife?

Sorry that I was blessed with the great privilege of living in a county with a population under 35K. We all aren't dumb cousin fuckers, Tyrone.

moar like this pls

Nobody here will ever use that.

Play the banjo some more. It drowns out the sound of all your inbred children.

jokes on you i learned to eat pussy on Yea Forums and can confirm its good technique

Has there ever been a country run by capitalism that was actually soc dem?

Dubs confirmed, this man eat's pussy like a chink.

WTF. What kind of racist shit is that?

Nice bait, zoomer.

Nice bait, millennial

>under capitalism, work is a universal right
like fucking hell it is

Welcome to Yea Forums

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ty user that looks great

Nice bait boomer

Yeah just make sure you stay sober until it's time to put those fuckers into the oven. Because tying little strips of dough in knots is fucking difficult when you're fucked up on weed and cheap bourbon.

Seems dumb

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>eating dry ramen
>not snorting the ramen as a coke substitute
Ok nigger

Thank you

McDonalds is not as bad for you as people think. I eat it 4 times a week at least.

this reminds me of the thing at kfc where you can get chicken and waffle

Wait so I'm not the only one who does this

post pic of self no shirt.

There's a chance he looks decent, but there's definitely some internal problems brewing.

Ok, I may be a little over weight but so is most everyone.

That's a McGangBang

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The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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not sure how accurate this one is

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silence furry

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This isn't a lifehack it's just obesity you fat fucks.

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scrub

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I just bought one. Tastes like kangaroo tail.

>ramen noodle is only noodle

You can buy fresh noodles. Do you even know how to cook?

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