Good evening my tubby American chums. This is the international US section of my local supermarket

Baby Ruth's are meat

>hes onto us

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>over ran by muslims
6.3%

chuckled

ok thanks for proving my point kek

The pound isn't the Euro. Probably the only time we weren't Europe's bitch

Yes. Get the Pepperidge Farms cookies and Virgil's Soda. The best stuff of that selection.

Not nearly enough cheese or potato chips.

>implying they don't have 12 children a year
You're fucked. At least Mexicans don't blow people up

Virgil's best root beer there is. God damn it I cant find their root beer barrels in stores anymore

Feels weird seeing Gatorade as a specifically American thing never thought about that

More people die every year by getting killed by furniture than in a terrorist attack.

But hey. Thoughts & prayers for all those dead kids, eh?

I see Jack Link's and Wild West beef jerky right next to the jars of Brooklyn style hot dogs.

I'm glad you guys can tell me what all this crap is. The only thing I ever buy is the baby ruths as I lived off those fuckers when I stayed with relatives in canada in '91

It comes from a certain American football team.

No Hot Tamales, fuck the UK

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>when I stayed with relatives in canada in '91

That's weird because we have actual food here in Canada.

It amazes me it truly does... all you eurofags do is talk trash about America but deep down you wish to be American you speak their language. Watch their movies and play their videos games.. everything America has given you you use daily.. you and your soccer field sized countries... you have been blessed to have a little taste of America in your bland muslim infested shitholes, that section is your only escape from it all.. Be thankful, shut your ugly fucking face already and bow down. Submit to the masters of the world.

the only thing I would have would be the Gatorade™ but its not even cold so fuck that

No shit just feels like it got big enough to go to other countries

It's only a matter of time before sharia law shuts this place down and converts into some bomb factory

>you speak their language

stopped reading there

This is my diet in a nutshell. I weigh 600 lbs and have diabeetus, and will die soon. No shame.

You're telling me there's literally an "American Section" of you're store?? The fuck haha... Honestly bro... USA food companies are evil they pack that shit with sweeteners and fats and basically get stupid poor brown people addicted to junk food. That is actually a decent representation of the average poor American's diet... But anyone with a brain is not touching that shit and is cooking probably or eating out

>warm Gatorade

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>No hot dogs.
>No burgers.
If you’re going to make fun of us at least do it right.

Refrigerators are too expensive for poor people in his country.

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>No hot dogs.
second shelf from the bottom. just right of centre

I can agree. Although the difference is all this shit is dirt cheap. £5??? Nah it's more like £2 per every 5 boxes you buy of cereal.

A proper hotdog must be refrigerated to keep the preservatives from killing all the delicious bacteria.

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6.3% too many
the crescent vs. the cross
i pray for this daily

P2
Although most Americans who don't live off a 20k salary buy and serve their own food and when we can't bother to cook we just break out some random tv dinner.

and a 20 hour work week

>Hot dogs in a jar.
The fuck is that? Not American, I’ll tell you. That’s like Canada keeping milk in bags. Fucking weird.

Arizona abandoned that design years ago. How old is this shit?

>reese's cups
>lucky charms
>pop tarts
>gatorade
>fucking hot dogs

you telling me you don't have this shit in the UK?

I had milk in a bag at school, mostly elementary and middle school, was i drinking Canadian milk the whole time?

i too would be curious to see some of these expiration dates

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These fuckers are probably steeped in brine. Shelf life of a couple of months

We have reeses cups, but honestly only within the last 18 month. We have hot dogs, but not that particular brand

They also don't have tylenol or grape jelly.

Its kind of like the Europe section of my grocery store. Foreign teas, British candy, chocolate, cookies, etc. Not really what you eat, more things you miss from home.

I've lived abroad and never missed American food. I miss good fucking sea food and real curries.

no snickers 0/10

>tylenol or grape jelly.
Tylenol is paracetamol. You can buy 2 boxes at a time at 16p each

This. I have a good friend who emigrated to Portland. The marriage didn't work out but he got custody of the kid, and he's a good man, so he's there full time. He's always posting shiyt about his local supermarket that seems to be catering to his every whim. He went into raptures the first time he ate a proper kit-kat in 15 years

We have our own snickers. They taste better

>marshmallow mateys
those are nigger tier here in the states. I wonder why they decided to import those and not more Lucky charms.

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>2 boxes at a time at 16p each
In small, pussy doses that don't even work.

Americans eat badly because its affordable. A salad here costs $11-12 for a filling one, you can get a complete crap dinner for $6-$9. Burger fries soda. Real cheese, expensive, fake cheese slices, cheap. A 12 oz can of cola, $1.85, a huge 2 Ltr bottle, $1.25. Since many Americans earn low wages, we buy what makes the budget stretch The unhealthy stuff sadly

Proud murican reporting in. Accurate representation. I know It's not healthy. I don't give a fuck.

The Lucky charms marshmallow promo ended last year
Do britbongs even know what a shelf life is?

Fake chese is like 2 bucks and change for 16 slices
Real cheese is also 2 bucks and change but for 12, would still buy real because it make everything taste better and it feels better

all this shit is true here in canuckistan yet we're still way healthier than amerifats

learn moderation ya fuckin lardass

Ive been trying to remember what I made for food this week. Eggs and toast or just a buttered bagal for breakfast most days. Lunch tends to be lunchmeat, cheese mayo sandwiches. Turkey or smoked ham. My dinner cooking is tossing things into the oven. Porkchops, or chicken breast with grilled veggies. I had a frozen pizza yesterday. Not too bad, over all, really

Here for a good time, not a long time

this, if we don’t consume at least half our body weight in red meat per day we’ll waste away

Yeah it's pretty accurate to either the junk food section of a grocery store or basically the kind of stuff you find in a gas station quick mart.

Hahaha nice!!

It's not a cross section though. Just shows what you'd get at the gas station basically.

No way. You can get fresh pastries and sandwiches at a gas station. That is some stale ass clearance candy.

>4 pounds for a bag of sugar air

everything here is overpriced

The only thing here I'd consider eating are the Snyder's pretzel pieces. everything else is just various kinds of coloured, flavoured corn syrup.

No. I don't eat ANY of those

And beef jerky is shit. Real men eat biltong.

Am I wasting people's tax dollars if I purchase all of these items with an EBT card and then proceed to throw them in a dumpster instead of consuming them?

These are just sweets, sure Americans eat these. However, I don't think ut really represents what someone would buy at the store. Bread, deli meat, mustard, mayo, potato chips, corn chips. A box of mac and cheese, a package of hot dogs. Some soda pop.

The statistics show that dental hygiene is actually worse in the USA than the UK.

oh, the pain, the pain! is this what the world thinks we actually eat? all this time i spend making home-cooked, nutritious, low fat, low calorie, low sodium, high fiber meals, and this is what the uk thinks we eat? yikes. i know that many americans are obese and unhealthy, but you must realize that that isn't ALL OF US! good god, i was guilty of feeding my young kids pop tarts, but even THOSE aren't there! aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

We don't have anything like canned or jarred, ect hotdogs, I have seen dozen of hot dogs and never ever in a liquid. They are most often found vacuum sealed in a package otherwise you'd get them from the butcher/butcher's counter in parchment paper. also marshmallows are pretty uncommon, most popcorn is also not pre-popped (you have to microwave it). Also most of the prices are too high, realistically even if the lbs were dollars they would be on the high side. The biggest thing is that a typical American diet is like 40% American food the rest is Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Indian, and then other 'ethnic' foods. The problem with American food is probably not so much the type but that it is so much less expensive than EU food, particularly in processed products and meat, fresh vegetables prices here by weight are typical the same as meat (beef, pork, chicken).

oh, and i forgot to mention: these aren't even comfort foods! this is a selection of garbage food, and half of it isn't even available here! if it says "american style" on the package, THEY DON'T SELL IT HERE! aaaaaaahhhhh!

500mg tablets. Take two up to four times a day (so 4grams a day). Consuming a lot more paracetamol than this will fuck your liver.

All that shit is pumped full of so much preservatives

Only if you're never, ever sober.

UK /= EU, you boys left

5.50 for fuckin twinkies?? Fucking rip off mate, go to b&m they have them for 2.99 or better yet go to home bargains and you can get rip off twinkies for 89p called sprongies or something and they're just as good

Short answer:
LOL fuck no!!

>missing:
Ranch dressing
Ketchup (it's fucking Ketchup, goddamn it!)
Yellow mustard
Doritos
Cheetos
>what the fuck is Marshmallow Mateys!?
Fruity Pebbles
Kix
Trix
Puffs
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>bonus pts for French Toast Crunch
Captain Crunch
Cap'n Crunch All Berries
Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter
Rice Krispies
Snickers
Pork rhinds
Dot's Pretzels (absolute necessity for a US section)
Sunflower seeds (bonus pts for Giants, Dakota Kid, and Spitz)
Hotdogs that aren't pickled in a fucking jar
Sweet tea
Less of that weirdo root beer and creme soda, and more of the Barq's or A&W RB and Creme Soda...

Good on the Reese's Puffs, Lucky Charms, Pop Tarts, Peanut Butter (should also get Chunky, btw), twinkies, Baby Ruths and Reese's and Butterfingers are 10/10, Nerds and Mike and Ikes are awesome, Jelly Bellys are great...

Needs more jerky, too. Jack Links flat sticks, Slim Jims, etc.

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Wait they don't have marshmallows in the UK?

I haven't had any of those items since I was a child.

I eat meat and vegetables and sometimes grains. Sometimes in a soup, sometimes in a stirfry, etc.

All of that stuff is sugary trash.

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Your beef jerkey selection is pathetic

Not yet.

Also,
www.beckersdental.com/news-and-analysis/33391-top-10-counties-with-best-dental-health-denmark-ranked-no-1.html

UK is 4th, USA is 9th, BEHIND MEXICO! XDDDDD
Must be all the crack whores, meth-heads, Cleetus & Jimbob yokels, shitty corn syrup based diet & the fact that most people can't afford basic healthcare.

>jarred hot dogs
never had that in America

Where are the fucking hamburgers? What am I supposed to do, starve?

For the record your Arizona drinks are overpriced as all hell.

I wonder if Boo Berry is still made, and which blaxploitation film had a Count Chocula in it.

Yes, we do have marshmallows, just not those shitty giant ones. Like most sweets (candy), the UK ones are better. But US firms keep buying our companies & making the recipes shit. Cadburys used to be decent, now it just tastes like that bland American chocolate. Yanks ruin everything they touch.

boo berry to my knowledge is only seasonal (October/ Halloween)

they come around halloween as far as I know

And a lot of small town gas stations have a buffet counter with all sorts of fast food, since there's not enough local population to sustain any of the franchises. One near me even has a mini-casino and hard liquor along with that.

Same for the cherry-creme centered Hershey's kisses. I always stock up and refrigerate those.

Christ, that sounds depressing. No wonder you all end up shooting each other

Boo Berry, Count Chocula, and Frankenberry are only available in October

So there are 20? countries in the EU with worse dental hygiene, where's spain, poland, the papal states?

Not that that can compare to Japanese convenience stores, but it's better than fucking cereal and poptarts.

Every single company in that picture sells European shit of the same dietary quality.

This is just the American version of it.

The ones with a deli or a deep fryer but not a franchise generally have secret foods invented by the night staff, because there's no fucking inventory management at all. Only them and their friends+family can get them, because only they know the name for it they came up with.

Behind I guess as they're all poor & smoke loads.

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The casino part of it is. There's 4 machines, a table, and a bunch of office chairs, all in a little area sunk a step below the rest of the sales floor. Staff on break often sit around in that area, in their short-sleeve dress shirts and ties.

During my 19 years on this planet I have never seen a jar of hotdogs. Speaking of jars I don’t see a jar of pickles.

That’s how the Mexicans started here

no one is gonna say anything about the maltomeal in a box?

You wouldn't put chicken and beef in the "American" section, though, even though we eat a lot of it.

That's a pretty reasonable look at long shelf life uniquely-American items, at least.

That said, I have never seen hot dogs in a jar like that. Granted they probably don't want to import the ones that have to be refrigerated.

lol, poor people in the UK (from birminham?) need them charms or charm substitutes too.

man, they are fucking those poor folks still though. i only seen them in a bag as a kid, not even packaged in the box