Hey Yea Forums, im done with life and want to kill myself using helium. can someone tell me how to go about it?

hey Yea Forums, im done with life and want to kill myself using helium. can someone tell me how to go about it?

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Here you go friend :^)

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I'd say shove the helium pump as deep as you can directly in your rectum and turn the valve

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Don't user! We need helium for balloons. Don't be selfish! Throw yourself off of a building with a kekistani flag or something. Make it political.

i dont wanna be a retard in my death too

You'll be dead, why does it matter?

think about it a few more times please, there are a lot of stuff you can do that are worthwhile.

ive disappointed almost everyone in my life, the last thing i want is for my death to look attention grabby or just complete retardation. i wanna go out quietly in my own house.

You're planning to kill yourself. Talking to people on a japanese styled image board dedicated to degeneracy and cartoons. You're already attention grabby.

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..fair

Don't kill yourself, you fucking retard. Think about your family and friends. You going to cause them so much suffering. Please don't.

if you don't want to draw attention, disappear. Learn a new language, move to a different country, cut all ties, throw out all of your devices and change your name and number.

I can guarantee no one is going to be that dedicated to look after you

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i do worry about what my 2 friends will think, ill miss them. but ill make sure they know it was what i wanted to do. my family wont miss me.

OP, I'm serious. Talk to your friends about it. Don't be a dumbass and reach out for help.

Join the area 51 rush. Do something useful, as a pink mist.

you even old enough to be on here?

Get a job and a girlfriend and stop polluting the internet with your selfish attention seeking faggotry, dipshit.

Shoot some sandniggers op!

>get large helium tank
>connect hose to tank
>insert hose directly into Yea Forumshole
>turn tank on full blast
>wait
>explode like baloon
>instant death

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this guy has clearly never experienced mental illness

probably not, but theres still truth to it. things can change. problem is its usually locked in nested catch 22s when youre feeling like that so yeah.. but life can be good. take some mushrooms, 1 gram is enough, do it a couple of times.

Yeah, I've read that the helium is diluted in the tanks that are at party supply stores because of suicide attempts. You can suck down the whole tank, but there's enough oxygen to keep you alive.

would this be enough?
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Says its 80% helium. Not sure if that's pure enough.