Scotland thread. Pile in, lads

Scotland thread. Pile in, lads

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i need more white girls for my collection

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Any noods?

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Where fae, shagger?

Why is everywhere in Scotland that isny Glasgow absolutely shite?

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Alright fae Fife.

I’m on my days off and bored as fuck, no decent open mics anywhere tonight, pal is in London, tried posting some of my songs in Yea Forums but nobody gives a shite. How are you anons?

we're mostly here for the off chance we get to see the fanny of a bird we know.

I’m 30 and it’s only happened twice. Once was on /s/ (some cow I couldn’t stand in school) and the other was a lass who told me she was posted on GodsGirls forums, which doesn’t really count as she was more or less challenging me to go find her nudes.

Even Glasgow is shite man. Don't kid yourself.

Listen ya banger, al open you up lit a budget loan anymer a yer pish fanny baws!

Only one girl from east kilbride has been posted here and it's the same one over and over and over and over again.
still keeping my fingers crossed.

I’m from Glasgow and I went to uni there, absolutely fucking hate the place. Edinburgh is far better.

Gentile confirmed.

It's all relative, my man. Aye, it's still pish, but at least it's no Edinburgh

scotfags rise up

Any Galashiels?

Its shite being scottish!

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Stop whining, at least we’re not fucking English.

I'm a fifer in Scumdee it can go lower but no by much.

Am stuck in greenock, originaly fae clydebank

Can we start a go fund me fir this poor midge raker ?

I offended a bunch of Scumdonians on the train a few weeks ago, they had to put on taxis from Inverkeithing and the conductor conductor joked “bet you all wish you were going to Dundee now”, I immediately blurred out “nah fucking nothing would make me want to go there pal”.

just 8p a month can help this poor scrag get fresh water.
hahahahaha they have the only currency the poor can afford, pride.

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Fuck yer so funny mate ahahhaha ad a jist slapped ye n took ye fone aff ye n waited tae the train hit aboot 60 n papped ye oot the windae fir being such a bufty

sure you would pal.

Some cunt post er maw for the lolz we’ll square er up wae enough fir a few pipes n a botto a listerine so she can keep er last tooth she needs ae open er giro’s

I don’t have any photos of my maw

When ye said that straight away i twigged yer a complete fanny somaye it wida been boom rite in there fleece this clown n pap the banger oot the double glazing

There's nudes in the mega of a lass I went to school with, but her brother legit looks like he has downs.

vote Yes in indyref2 for uncontrolled immigration then

Anyone got a link to mega then? I had the link for one of them and then lost it like a twat

The mega? I’m curious, share?

a bunch of girls i worked with are apparently in there. I'm not sure if i believe it though.

Gotta leave disappointed in you lot fuck sake!
Lets fave it,, it cooda been wonderful!

Where the fucks all the skuddies?

Anyone got mhari mcwilliams?

should i move to scotland? im from scandinavia

What's the smallest town that a girl you've shagged has been from, lads?

>Biggar

Depends what you're looking for, mate.
The climate's pretty depressing but I suppose it's hardly worse than Scandinavia in that regard

I'd say Scandinavia is better cause in my experience they actually get proper summers and winters. Not the constant, grey, rainy climate we get year round

chan eil an t-iasg agad ùr

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I’ve only fucked one girl I didn’t have to pay for it with, from Chelmsford in Essex.

I guess the two prostitutes might have been from small towns in Eastern Europe.

>constant, grey, rainy climate we get year round
>has literally been sunny all day, I’m having to turn the fan on the flat is so hot

How much actually are prozzies nowadays? Just for curiosities sake

It's been raining for the past 2 days in Glasgow mate. Where you at?

Aye, even the week of summer we get is brutal. Just so fucking clammy that you can't sleep at night

Condom shag with no extras for 15 minutes will cost 40 quid 90% of the time

Blackpool I think

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Inverkeithing (Fife)

First one was in Amsterdam seven years ago, she was trying to fuck me in more than one way, was trying to up the cost as we were fucking (she wanted 400 euros per hour). Took me half an hour to cum, I only had 80 Euros on me, I agreed to go to a cash machine for the other 120 Euros and leave my wallet with her whilst I went to get more cash, legit looked for a cash machine for a bit before thinking fuck her, I’ll just cancel my card and get another drivers license.

The other was one who travels about the UK (found on escort website), saw her in Inverness, she was legit really nice and got money up front (£80 for 40 minutes), came twice and she was happy to do handjobs without condom.

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Fuck sake, that's brutal man. I've heard a fair few places in Amsterdam are like that.

Any recommendations for escort sites?

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Sorry, can’t remember which one I used.

I wouldn’t recommend using a prostitute or an escort to be honest, first time (Amsterdam) was because I was a 23 year old virgin and just needed to get it over and done with, second time was more recent, I was just out of a psychiatric hospital and my Dad wanted to do something to cheer me up. Lol, yes, my Dad organised and gave me money for an escort. The sex is kinda soulless compared to someone you actually lust after or know and like as a person.

Ran that through Deep Nude for a howl

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Aye, I thought that. Sometimes you're just wanting yer though.

Your da's an absolute legend for that, haha. Couldn't even imagine how that one came up

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you are fuckin jokin, your da did not pay for you to have an escort

My Dad’s pretty alpha, I once saw him pull a bird in a club less than half his age, he’s just got the gift of the gab.

We were in Inverness for a night out, he asked “when was the last time you got your hole” and I was honest with him that it had been since I’d broken up with my ex, he offered to get an escort and I thought fuck it.

Holy fuck we must be neighbours. Which end you at? Spencerfield?

You’re shiting me lol. I live in one of the flats at The Maltings.

Scumbernauld checking in lads, wheres the gear?

Within walking distance.

Gonna hazard a guess you're not a chick though.

‘Fraid so.

just meet up and give each other a tommy tank ffs

I mean.. we could scrap if you want?

Unless you've got any good drugs

anyone got her onlyfans?
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Clydebank

Despite prolonged exposure to traps through Yea Forums I’m still not full blown fag.

Lol scrap as in fight? I’m alright.

Nah, I just have booze and musical instruments.

Alright man cool, I respect that.

What instruments you got? I'm vocals.

Acoustic guitar, strat, mandolin and digital piano. I can’t play the piano for shit but I’m alright at everything else.

I’m an amateur singer songwriter myself.

Merida, noooooo!