Im going to kill myself in a couple of days

Im going to kill myself in a couple of days.
Rope or gun?What is more successful?

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Why not both?

if you're going for straight results, definitely rope, it's pretty impossible not to die or even back out once you jump or kick the chair. although I would recommend gun because when done right, great results and not any pain.

I like it. Find a high enough jumping point and step off with the gun in your mouth. Time it just right... kapow... yoink! If your bitch ass survives that, you either really suck at suicide, or you now know that you were ment for a higher purpose than just being the little faggot that you are.

Gun is statistically more successful, but that's only because it's easier to use. Noosing yourself can be just as effective AND less painful than a gunshot. The primary mistake people make when ending their lives via rope is tying it in a way, which applies pressure to the windpipe rather than the jugular.
If you make sure that the rope applies pressure to both jugulars and the jugulars only, there will be zero (0) pain involved, I can guarantee you this. All you will feel is a sense of pressure and your pulse in your neck and your temples. After around 10 seconds of that you will begin to feel euphoria and a sense of dissociation - if you have ever done nitrous oxide capsules, you will be familiar with this feeling - it is the exact same feeling. After this you will fall unconscious and will finally succeed in killing yourself. Good luck, but remember suicide is bad.

I got taken of the rope.It hurt way too much for 2-3 straight minutes.i have to make it work this time.So i thought about 9mm caliber

TIL: there are two jugular veins.
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grope

So, you're saying you failed where a 12 year old piece of trailer trash nailed it the first time.
You really should kill yourself.

I made mistake for the first time and i was hanging for 2-3 minutes straight before i got taken off.

2-3 whole minutes. Well, you really are committed to the outcome, aren't you?
Maybe you'll luck out and die of faggot pussy cancer, instead.

Maybe i do change my mind.Maybe i will fuck your mother in her bones as her eyes are about to pop up.Thanks for turning me away from the idea.

>noosing, less painful
RETARD

dont do it please

There is evidence to suggest that you're not immediately unconscious upon shooting yourself in the head. Also remember that around 10% of people that attempt suicide via firearm survive, imagine the pain. Are you willing to risk a 1/10 chance of the worst pain you can imagine?
>t. uneducated brainless retard

Depending on what kinda firearm you use lol
Obviously you're gonna be completely out if you blow your whole head off with a shotgun.

You're saying he's too much of a coward to take the risk with a 90% chance of success.
Dude! Guy's already suicidal. Why would you make it worse?
Not cool, user. Not cool!

I will try with the gun.I dont care about the pain even if i survive.The agony of noosing myself was way worse for me

It pretty much comes down with you want your family to see you in death. Would you rather have them find you with a fucked up, shot up face with blood everywhere? Or a peaceful rope death?

Those are both shitty ways to go.
Since your life sucks so bad, at least make your death mean something.
>Have a shootout with a crack dealer selling to kids.
>Go to the zoo. Jump the fence into the tiger exhibit and rape a tiger.
>Sell everything you own to buy a plane ticket to Japan. Sneak onboard a whaling ship and sabotage it when it gets to the arctic.
>Go full aloha snackbar on a "rescue" ship transporting rapefugees in to Europe.

ngl i wouldnt shoot myself if there was a 10% chance of surviving with paralysis, brain damage or worse lol.
just sayin.

stream it for us nigger

>Or a peaceful rope death?
uh.... yeah... that calm, placid rope death we've all heard so much about.
Who gives a fuck? You're dead! What do you care anymore? That's the whole point of the exercise, right? I mean, if you were assuming responsibility for shit that goes on the world, you wouldn't be offing yourself, now, woulja?

Im going to a different state to kill myself.Rope is for some reason much worse for me than the gun.Maybe because my head nearly got chopped off by a retard who tried to took me down.

>why does nearly everyone who kills themselves leave a note for their family?
Get on your knees.

If youre going to end your life you should do something good or bad before.... Like robbing a bank and throwing away all the money, beating the shit out of a politician etc

Take me down*

this
and stream it

>beating the shit out of a politician etc
Let's help user decide which politician, though. I'd hate for someone to take a swing at AOC and make a hero out of the deranged bitch.

dude like hang yourself and shoot yourself in the head while youre hanging

gun that shoots out a rope.

High speed train -OR- interstate tractor trailer.

Who says they have to find you? You can walk miles and miles through the woods where no one will find you.

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Get a car. Tie one of rope to tree. Run rope through open trunk and headrest of driver seat. Tie rope around neck. Accelerate car fast. Rope runs out. Head gets ripped off. Bonus points for modern headless horseman impersonation.

hurruur hdufudrrrr gurrr i wan to die dhuurheurrrrr

would be painful as shit but also the least painful out of shooting yourself and hanging yourself.
op do this.

You underestimate the capability of searching teams. You're gonna have to throw yourself into the ocean or a cave to make sure your family won't see you. And even then, not knowing what happened to you and never achieving closure would be arguably more painful to a family than knowing what happened.

What kind of Drugs can you get? I have thought about ending it with a gram blast of IV cocaine mixed with as much heroin as I could fit in the spoon, After eating as many pills as I could fine.

But alas, I'll probably die sober. Don't ever quit.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm about ready to kill MYself.
Quit drawing it out, already, and fucking do it. Even a suicide merits more respect than an attention whore.

If it were me, I wouldn’t do any of this. I’d go to my family or anybody that’s even remote close to me and explain my situation. At the very least I would call the suicide hotline and explain my problems to someone whose job is to deal with suicidal issues. There’s options other than killing yourself, you just need to find them and act upon them.

Search teams? You must not know about the Charley Project or the Doe Network

If ur gonna kill urself at least shoot up something or live stream it

>There’s options other than killing yourself,
Not always. Don't disempower OP by diminishing his choices.
Y U SO Racis'?

buy a tank of helium, put a bag over your head, open the valve, take couple of deep breaths and good night

this
im depressed as fuck and sometimes i get drunk and call the suicide hotline just for someone to talk to. it really does help sometimes. am i pathetic? probably. but it does help. try it user.

>am i pathetic?
yes

why stay on this cursed ferris wheel? aren't you tired of these swings, from normal, to happy, to self hating and self loathing, to suicidal, back to happy, to angry? why keep yourself at the mercy of a broken system? free yourself. conquer yourself and your freedom. release yourself from your pain. break the wheel.

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Don't do that. One day they will send the police to your house..

is it going to be livestreamed?

Rope, don't contribute to the lefts' inflated gun statistics.

It's like when you're a kid at an amusement park and you're having the greatest time, ice cream and ferris wheels and stuffed animals, and it gets late and you beg your parents to let you stay. You'll be so good. You'll do anything you ask. So they say, "OK." Only now, the steps are harder to climb. You have a tummy ache and you're too tired to wait on line for rides. And suddenly you begin to cry. It's no fun anymore. And you hear your mom's voice saying, "Megan, when are you going to learn enough's enough?"

Literally 90% of their callers are just people who are lonely and want to chat. There are strict guidelines when and when to not inform the police. Take it from me because I used to fucking work for a lifeline. I was a volunteer for most of the time and other than that I was getting paid dirt cheap, but that didn't matter because all I cared about was helping people. Pretty sure virtually all suicide hotlines these days are made up of volunteers.