So where can I find real suicide instructions?

So where can I find real suicide instructions?

All the sites I'm going on just are some shitty don't do it sites.

I have a lot of lorazepam and alcohol at home but I can't calculate how much I need and I don't want to go too low so I end up surviving with organ or brain damage.
Also I'm not sure if it will just be some kind of falling asleep or painful suffoctating.

Anyone got any links?

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Make a Rube Goldberg Machine that just repeatedly smashes bottles on you head till you bleed out

dont do it

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have you even tried Heroin yet? don't give up on life, you could do dmt and crack at the same time, i'd say that's pretty awesome.

I can't get a fucking helium tank man :D


I told you the two things that I have at home. I just don't know if it's enough to do the job or if I just end up fucked up for life.

dont do it

It's not that fucking hard. Jesus. Wait for a semi to get near you and jump in front of it. Go into a police station and try to stab every cop there. Go up to a bigger and tell him you're gonna make him a slave to your white cock just like his mom is. Douse yourself in gasoline and light a cigarette. Go into a hay club, fuck a guy, and let AIDS run its course. This is not hard.

Nigger* not bigger. Fuck.

I mean, I can relate to the pic for a day or so, but after lazing about I get up and do shit.
Plant a vegetable garden, learn woodworking, do something that doesn't involve a screen.

Outdated. You're better off with Nitrogen. You'll have a hard time finding a Helium tank that's pure enough to actually kill you, specifically for this reason.

Ahahaahahahaaa, too much bbc pornography for you

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Is it still just as painless?

Nope hurts like hell slit your wrists emo bitch

Not OP faggot, just trying to perfect the painless suicide. In which pure helium would still do the trick if you're not autistic and know where to get some.

Jump from tallest building if you're serious faggot, and do not forget to post pics

plus you get to scare the shit out of your loved
ones when they find you floating on the ceiling

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Yep. Your body is hardwired to ignore Nitrogen (it's 70% of the atmosphere, remember?).

If you can't properly kill yourself just stop eating and drinking. Nature will take it's course you fucking failure.

J U S T O D O N O P I O I D S

How much? All of it you fucking moron. Can't take too much.

The point is if all I have won't be enough I end up with serious medical shit.

It's called a gun faggot

>not 13 times around for good luck