Paranormal experience thread

>I didn't personally see anything
Then fuck all happened.

You're a moron.

I met a black man, it was very scary

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I swear to fucking God one day I was hanging with a friend smoking weed. I was on my phone and him too
I asked him for a lighter and before I even completed the sentence a fucking lighter came out of literally nowhere and landed hard on the table. We never saw that lighter before. He was sitting just next to me but the lighter came from the front, bounced off the table and landed on his lap
To this day we have no fucking idea what went on and still talk about it. Not in that funny or cool type of way, everytime he brings it on I fucking shiver. It was weak weed and we we were smoking our first joint of the day
Fucking creeps me out man

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Bumping. Going to post a story and don't want thread to die.

Six or so years ago I went to a friend's house about an hour from my place. He lives in a pretty rural area. Anyway I was almost to his house and my gas light on my car turned on. The gas light being on means I have about 20 miles before empty. He lives about 40 miles from my house. The gas light is relevant to my story...

Ever since then I've found goat skulls on my property. Found a Weird green one

When I was a child I remember looking out of my kitchen window and seeing two Earths rotating in the sky where the moon should have been. It must have been a dream I remember as real.

Me and my friend were on my house , at one point he picked up a random piece of wood that had fell of from my desk and i was to lazy to fix it, after a while he notices that there is fresh blood on the wood, we both freak out and i ask him if he is cut or something, we both check ourselves and we are both fine, still don't know how the blood appeared this day

>Found a Weird green one
Post a fucking pic, dude!

Didn't think anything of the gas light. Just figured I would stop and get has on the way home.

Go to friends house, hang out till around midnight, leave. Nothing unusual. Start driving home. I fully intend on stopping for gas since I only have about 10 or so miles left in the tank. Stop at intersection.

My next memory is standing in my foyer.

can we get more spooky pics?

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I stand in my foyer confused for a minute. I figured I'd blacked out or something. Go outside to check my car. No damage so no accident. Look at my phone. It's 4:21am. My friend's house is only about 40 minutes away so I'm missing about three hours...

just fucking greentext the thing you goddamn idiot

This

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I went to bed. Didn't sleep much since my mind was racing trying to think of what happened. Next day is a normal day, stayed at home, nothing at all out of the ordinary. Next day I go to get in my car to go to work. Turn on car and gas light is on and the needle is in the same spot and the range to empty is the same as when I looked at it when I left my friends house. I check my bank account and no, I didn't buy gas that night.

To this day I have no idea what happened during that time or how I made it home.

Posting from phone. Greentext is a pain.

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The flesh that hates

Yeah! Yea Forums should just be random stuff! like porn. and euhm..porn. and porn. and porn. and porn.

the best

Do you think the people who uploaded this picture photo shopped it

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moar creepy shit pls

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More like fucking retarded

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Demon dog wedding photo

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I have more pics, but I'm just throwing this one up. When I was younger and dumber I decided to take my friend and the guy that wanted to bone her with me, and at the time I felt confident enough with my knowledge of the paranormal to go on my first investigation. Retarded me thought it'd be fine to use the shitty Toys R Us Ouija board with my friend's encouragement. I personally wasn't expecting anything to happen since it was broad daylight, but uh, yeah. We used my friend's shitty Iphone to take pics, and whoever took the pics had to take two pictures of the same thing for compare and contrast. In the 2nd of every two photos we took this fat guy shows up, most likely thrilled stupid kids were disrespecting the dead. I was fucking aghast, and blown away, so quickly I had us taking more pics. He appeared 2 more times after this pic, and after the last time I was fucking shook and decided we should bail for safety reasons. After racing to my house scared shitless I really pissed something off I really started to delve and examine each picture, and I SEARCHED my friend's Iphone for ANY kind of editing program that would allow them to fuck with me, but not a damn thing on there. I implore you to understand that this is not photo-shopped in any way shape or form. I will post the rest if anybody is interested. Mistake learned, don't use a Ouija board for legitimate investigations like my dumbass did.

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more spook posting

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Sure bro let's see em

>be me
>be about 3 or 4
>sleeping on a couch across from my older brother who's sleeping on a different couch
>it's about 2 in the morning
>suddenly, i wake up crying and pointing at the staircase
>my brother and I hear heavy footsteps like rubber boots
>it slowly walks past us, down the hall and stops at my parents bedroom door
>my dad wakes up and asks my mom what the hell was that?
The home i grew up in was very strange. some things that happened were easily explainable, others i went great lengths to understand and just can't to this day. I had a couple of EVP's i wish i kept but were lost because they were stored on old flip phones.

Aight, here I go, I'll send in order. The first pic I posted was the second ghost we caught, and is the second photo chronologically.

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If this doesn’t end with you guys running a train in that ginger im outta here

That's trippy man. What state is this?

Kek

Intoxicated state

We live in Michigan, and this was an isolated cemetery a few miles from my parent's house, and the ginger is me and I'm actually blonde ish. Kappa

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Got a drawing to hand?

Lol I was gonna guess Michigan. Either that thing is floating or tall as shit.

So weird, when I open this picture on my computer this image comes up when I open the file. So weird

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How the fuck did they know what exactly happened and when, if the boys were never found and they don't kniw what was going on on that image

X files music intensifies

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About two years ago I moved into my new place. First day here I meet a neighbour outside and we talk a little. Seemed like a cool guy. That night I saw him walking past my kitchen window. Didn't think anything of it. Few hours later an ambulance pulls up outside, and when I look out my window I remember that my new place is on the second floor. Turns out my neighbour was me the whole time. I don't know who the ambulance was for.

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Tee hee

You're a bit of a dickhead, aren't you?

Holy shit a OP flew over my house!

Cringe.

This is the one we went to. If you live here, and are interested in the paranormal, this is apparently a hot spot.

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A tad, I do like to make funny haha tasteless jokes from time to time.

/x/ ?

I never tell this story because it scares the fuck out of me reliving it but fuck it. I’m 2014 I moved to a rural area in Victoria, Australia and across the road from my house was an abandoned church that was built in the 1800s. I sleep walk all the time and one night my brother heard our front door slamming, he went to check and my bedroom door was open too. He said that he saw me across the road walking to the church and he tried yelling out to me but I wasn’t responding. He knows about my sleep walking so he ran after me but apparently the door I opened was locked when I went inside. As if it needed to be locked for me to open it up in the first place, why I shut it behind me I don’t know. He could see me through the windows walking up to the front of the church inside and I got on my knees and started praying. I am not religious in any way shape or form. My brother didn’t know what to do so he started kicking one of the windows in around the back of the church, he got inside and grabbed me and we just started kissing and fucking relentlessly. Using tongue and maintaining eye contact. Scariest shit of my life.

Shit that's only about a 15 hour drive for me. But my ex does live in Grand Rapids. When my daughter and I make a trip out to visit her mom I will want to stop there.

is that the no man's wharf thing from DS2?

>"i was hanging with a friend smoking weed"

Explanation:you were both stoned and stupid.

I haven't the slightest inclination what that is, but for your sake yes

Ah. God dammit.

Nothing happened when I went the second time, granted I didn't have a board with me to agitate them again. But if you're seasoned and braver than I, I encourage it. This place fucking warped my reality after.

This got a kek from me, kudos

It is a mystery. If you delete, strangely enough, the picture is gone. Very peculiar.

You could only see the figure in photos right?

>Paranormal experience
You mean scientifically explicable, non paranormal experiences or people making up bullshit, right?
There is no such thing as the paranormal.

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Yes. And on top of it none of us felt anything weird or anything touch us, didn't even have the feeling of being watched. It was only when we checked the pictures right after taking them that we saw him (it?)

Not a paranormal believer, but I have a strange thing that happened to me that my scientific mind cant wrap my head around.
>in college, downstairs in house chilling on couch watching TV on sunday morning.
>very quiet morning, nothing too exciting.
>my bedroom is directly above the tv room.
>hear a LOUD BOOM!! *crash* stuff breaking from my room upstairs that has no windows (kinda ghetto).
>run up to my room, try and open the door but its jammed shut from the inside
>keep pushing and eventually move stuff that is blocking the door from opening
>look inside and see my entire metal frame desk is now completely on the other side of the room and against the inside of the door
the desk easily weights 30lbs (pretty light desk)
>get a bit freaked out because I cant fathom how it happened
>no wind, no earthquake, no windows for people to enter, no one home
Still have no idea wtf happened. Moved out after summer into new bigger place and never think of it again til now

10/10

What am I looking at here

I literally just noticed MJ there. fucking kek. 100 my guy

It's all in good fun, Richard.

Have you shown anybody the photos to see if they can prove the authenticity? Just to make sure your friend really wasn't messing with you?

Weird blue guy on the right past my car. Still don't know why this one was blue and the other bro was black. Not racist

had a similar one
>> be around 8
>> deadly afraid of burglars since I saw some scary movie
>> stay awake many hours, listening if someones in my grandmas house
>> try to hide between mattress and the wall covered with the blanket
>> hearing gets more sensitive over time and I hear a lot of wood cracking and clinking from the cupboards downstairs
>> one night I suddenly hear someone heavy walking down the stairs next to my bedroom
>> think I'm going to die and hide as deep as possible behind the mattress
>> didn't close an eye for the rest of the night
>> next day I ask my grandma if she walked downstairs but she didn't
>> never know, what it was

was tripping on some rc at night, saw a satellite, or so i thought but it turned out to be a ufo, because it started moving jittery. spooky stuff

is this what you see?

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same glowing white

I never really sought out a professional to examine them, I was certain people would think this was full of shit. I myself didn't think I needed to because of how immediate things were happening, we would take two pics, look at them and bam, his ass was there. Literally instantaneous to the point not even a pro could make a photoshop on a crappy Iphone in less than a few seconds. I run things as a skeptic first, and I cannot think of anyway my friends were able to make them faster than they could pull the photo back up.

Yes!

Ah I see. So you checked both photos right after taking them were like wtf? Did you move around the cemetery in different areas?

it looks cloaked. creepy

We did, started in the back of the lot and slowly worked our way up towards the road, we were standing by this massive oak tree near the entrance for the last photo we took before bailing. I still get jittery thinking about everything, I thought I was ready for the real thing but the fear in that moment bit me in the ass, and I still kick myself for not staying and taking more pics while the iron was hot.

Thisd be a multi post green text, I've done it before but can't be bothered.
Was under an extreme amount of anxiety once, this was 6 years ago. Unemployed, directionless life, (am not and was not a Neat) had to move back in with my parents.
One night woke up, sleep paralysis from anxiety, opened my eyes and there was a tall white figure standing over me. I gasped then lost consciousness and awoke in a void with it. It spoke to me telepathically in impressions. No words, just, I had a feeling of it's meaning, and knew it was being transmitted.
It basically said I'd be fine. It visited 3 more nights in the same fashion. One noteable one is I actually woke up, fully, not sleep paralysis, and when I shot up straight in my bed, my closet door flew open and smashed into my bedroom door. No breeze ("yeah I'm real, faggot"). Went back to sleep on my own and same void dream with it.
Then it stopped. 2 days later my pretty Catholic mom who I hadnt said anything to said "oh user I had a weird dream last night, there was a tall white angle and.. I don't remember what it said but I think you'll be ok".
Was employed shortly after, job sucked but led to good things. Never saw it again.

The two weird things was my mom, and the fact after that I googled it and found others who saw the same thing and had the same experience and were communicated to the same way.
Arcturians. Higher dimensional aliens. They fucking love us for some reason and like to help when they can no matter how small the problem.

I'm a skeptical dude in general and to this day still think it was anxiety induced hallucinations, but I can assure you i experienced this, and thinking about it still gives me pause.

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Met a black eyed kid on the side of the road one time. Driving down a long back road (it wan old highway before they built the newer one decades ago). See a kid waving at me. It's twilight. No one is around this kid. I slow down and stop and roll down window. Ask kid what's up and how he got out here. He's maybe 9 or 10. His pupils are huge...almost all black. He asks if my name is user and mentions where I work. I began feeling an uneasy feeling. I floor the gas and watch as the kid waves goodbye to me in my rearview mirror. I never took that road and haven't since.

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spirits fuck wit stoner, and society as a whole

Man, fuck that kid. Who's he kidding? Thinking he's more approachable at night on the side of the road. Damn straight you gassed it, good instincts.

I think fear is pretty fucking normal when you see something you can't understand. I've never experienced anything like that so I couldn't say. I was just talking with my buddy a few days ago and he reminded me of something that happened one time we were ghost hunting. We were leaving this old abandoned bakery in the woods at night, except there was a huge dirt lot around the bakery itself before you hit any treeline. There were 3 of us walking in the middle of this lot when we all stopped and looked around us. No shit the temperature rose at least 15 degrees. Not a guest of wind or anything, but like we crossed an invisible veil. We kind of hoofed it, it freaked us out quite a bit. Kinda lame in comparison, but really tripped us out.

I live by Bachelors Grove, supposedly one of the most haunted places in the US. Been there at night probably 40ish times. The cem is in the middle of the woods. The weirdest thing that happened was hearing opera music that was coming from the river that goes past the cem. For some reason only me and another dude who was shitting his pants could hear it but it was a decent/low volume. I walked to the river/creek and the music got decently loud as I got closer. One foot on the creek bed and the music seemingly jumped to the middle of the forest. Only person other person who could hear the music won't go into the forest with me and everyone else thinks were fucking with them. Walked one the paths to an opening where music was coming from. Get to center of opening, music moves again to off the beaten path. Go through the brush, get to a bush. A red bush with bramble like branches that weave in and out of it's super red leaves. This bush only really stood out because none of the foliage in the area is that thorny or red. At that point I said fuck this and left and the music got softer as I walked away.

Only chased it to maybe see a ghost not get eaten by a Demon. To be clear, I don't believe in anything supernatural or after death. I was there film a youtube video for a buddy of mine and the forest behind the cem is a really good place to get shots of a legit pretty forest. I still don't believe in the supernatural even after this because I will need physical evidence. Pissed I didn't get closer to the bush because it could have been my one chance and I blew it.

Also been to an abandoned insane asylum and some fucked up shit happened there if anyone is interested.

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It's that fight or flight instincts, it's almost involuntary so I guess I can't blame 16-17 year old me for getting so spooped. It was more concerning because of how fast and frequent it was happening which I think is what wigged me out the most. Most importantly, it was slightly foggy overcast in daylight, which escalated the fear a bit more. And I've heard a few cases like that where the temperature increases rather than decreases, and I'm still not sure the meaning or explanation behind it, scientifically or paranormal.

He probably threw one of his lighters (I doubt he only has one) and didn't recognize the fact that he threw it and probably didn't realise it was his because stoned

Meh you probably spaced out harddd

Hell yeah post it

Do tell, I'd love to indulge. Makes you wonder if that bush was actually connected to the music, and why only you and your friend could hear it. I hear about it all the time how a person will be singled out to experience something knowing other people with them most likely will not believe them. I think the paranormal obviously does this on purpose, I don't think it's a matter of how sensitive you are to those things.

there is actually a section for paranormal newfag /x/
>Yea Forums is not the only board

I'm pretty sure I was 18 when that happened. I might not have run if it were today. I haven't heard of temperature increases before. Never thought to look it up either.

Then who was ambulance?

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Yea Forums is random newfag whats wrong with a little thread thats x related thers a board for all the faggot trannies and its not Yea Forums

Neat, wE sHoUlD pOsT tHeRe InStEaD BeCaUsE YoU SaId So

Same here, the ' If only I was braver ' thought is all I think still. I haven't experienced anything paranormal since on following investigations, this shit was truly a fluke.

How did you do that with your text?

Why does her butthole look green

Years of training, you might hurt yourself if you try attempting for the first time. Caution advised

YOOOO. I live less than a mile away from Bachelors grove. Ive been there but nothing happened

It was also him

What an insufferable cunt you are.

Where you livin' bro you wanna go get high?

Cranky cause you're on Yea Forums aren't you?

I've only had a couple weird paranormal/spiritual experiences after that. They happened at the same place, but I'm not sure if they would be counted as valid considering the situation I was in.

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Tell anyway, I'm interested.

This was years ago before cell phones, but I had bought this antique chest and brought it home and was cleaning it up. I had turned my back to get some rags and when I turned back to it there was this mostly transparent figure standing in front of it. I just about shit myself and jumped back, but it didn't look like it meant me harm. I said, "Hello?" Nothing. I said, "Did you own this trunk?" The figure seemed to nod. I said, "Is it OK if I take your picture?" The figure seemed to nod. I ran and grabbed my camera. I got back and the figure was starting to fade, and I took the picture but the flash didn't fire so the picture was just completely black. My battery was too low. So I don't have any proof. So I guess you could say the spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

Cant get high, drug test in about month. But did you go to Oak fest? Hehe

Can I fart on your lips?

Do you still have the trunk? And if so, may we see a pic of it if possible?

Went to asylum to film another youtube video. Brother is a marine and had a weekend training here. All the buildings are dilapidated and falling apart. It's owned by the state and they let the marines literally do whatever the hell they want to the buildings since its all going to get taken down (hopefully) soon. Claims his unit was breaking down a wall and wound up in a crematorium/morgue. Told my buddy he has to film there so off we went.

Go in at night and its constantly patrolled by security paid for by the state. Bro made sure that no trainings were going on that weekend. Walk in through a kinda hidden closed off enterance. After crawling under the railing and taking 5 steps into the dark came face to face with a fucking deer which the land should not be able to hold and freaked out. (later found out the land has a family of deer who lived there that only got in from following railroad tracks. Local paper wrote bout them)

Get to old church which just was another plain looking building. Have to unscrew a wood panel off of a door and when we did we were greeted by a dusty ass pane of glass. point flashlight through the door and we found a small ass hand-print in the dust. Me and bud look at each other like oh fuck, dont let my bro see.

The dude is the baddest mofo you'll ever meet. Afraid of nothing except that which he can't punch, mainly ghosts. We got a script, we gotta film. He's our muscle against hobos and shit so can't have him leaving cause hes scared. Don't let him see, get in, start filming. This time it was for a "spooky" scene unlike the cem. The whole place is filled with restraints. We fuck up a scene real bad and go to watch it on cam and my buddy turned off his flashlight and at the same time my brother and I's flashlights batteries died. Dead silence. Most scared/pussy voice out of my brother I've ever heard "Guys???". Still make fun of him for it to this day.
1/2

Frigg off

Picturing this made me kek, that's straight unfair especially when it's already night out.

Back in 2006ish, I was waiting in the car while my fam got out to get something from their friend's place. And while bored looking out the window I saw a long black haired native dude wearing mostly light brown leather and a backpack riding a bike, it was whatever at first, but then I saw them ride their bike straight through the fence. Didn't crash or anything. Just did it.
Probably the only time I felt most certain of seeing a ghost of some sort.
(Was uphill by a reservation in Siletz OR).

My cum is now yellow

That can all be explained by coincidence. What cant be is how the batteries in our camera bag fell out when they were at the bottom of the fucking thing. Brother shat himself again and me and my buddy claimed we sat them on the shelf next to the bag in case we needed them, but neither of us did. Left about 15 mins later. buddy went home and edited. He got the lights going out on secondary cam. The scene we fucked up real bad before that was a fake seance which someone flung themselves into all the restraints in the basement pretending to be possessed we all started laughing cause it got goofy. Never went back cause we have had no other reason to film there.

I might have pics but it would be on my old phone I'll check if ppl are interested.

Well, I was in a treatment facility for drug and alcohol addiction. Before that I was in a psychiatric ward in a hospital for wanting to an hero. They thought it would be best if I went to this treatment facility. When I got to the facility it had been weeks since I had any drug (I liked ADD medication) or alcohol. The only reason I'm saying this is to explain my mindset. I never went through any withdrawals or anything like that. I had been there maybe a month or so when the first thing happened. I was going through some spiritual changes myself and I was pretty open about everything. So this one night I had tried to induce lucid dreaming. I had tried before but I had failed attempts in the past. It was starting to work I could tell. Sounds were starting to happen and my body senses were changing. Outta fucking nowhere this vision zipped into my retinas of a fucking grey alien face. My eyes were closed, but as soon as that happened you better believe they shot open. I gasped for air like I just came out of the water. You know when you look at light too long and you blink and get those blotchy spots. That things face was still in my vision as I was sitting there blinking for about 30 seconds. I never had any interest in aliens, didn't believe in them and never really thought about them. That freaked me out for days. I have a sleep Paralysis story that happened about a week later if anyone cares.

Get a load of this fag.

CARLOS!

When I was 11-years-old I was in my front yard playing. I remember I was obsessed with pirates at the time. I had an eye patch and a plastic hook. I heard this rattling breathing and looked up, and this old woman was staring down at me. I never heard her approach. She was crying, but she was smiling. She kept repeating, "I can't help you. I can't help you. I can't help you." I was frozen with fear. Then my father called me to come inside for dinner, and I briefly looked away from the woman to my house. When I looked back, the woman was gone. Then I turned around to face the house again, and the old woman was standing there, facing away from me. She let out the loudest fart I've ever heard.

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Yes my guy, post away. And the battery thing is a bit coincidental, but imagining I'm in your shoes, and I shoved batteries at the bottom of my bag and they just drop on the floor with no hole in the bottom or anything, I would consider that unexplainable.

Could you post a link to what you filmed?

This reminded me of something that happened to me once. I wouldn’t call it paranormal, more like a glitch in the matrix.
>be me, smoking weed with gf
>I’m sitting Indian style on the floor with a bong between my legs
>she’s sitting on the bed
>she throws me a lighter and it clearly goes between my legs
>I reach for it, I can’t find it
>I stand up, but still can’t find lighter
>suddenly, I feel a weight in shirt pocket.
>mfw it’s the lighter

There’s absolutely no way it could have gone in there by accident based on the way it was sitting. My gf is still convinced that I’m playing a trick on her. She saw it go between my legs, I saw it go between my legs, and then it magically appeared in my pocket.

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This is the most cringe-inducing shit I've ever read in my entire life.

Interesting, did you ever have an experience like that since? Or just from the lucid dreaming you had that happen?

I once met a nigger who actually knew their father.
Spoopy

ur gay

I'd like to see some pics

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You're pretty cool and edgy, please fuck me

Are you a genuine retard?

>halloween prop

Ayy lmaos

Well I am posting on Yea Forums if that's any indication, just like you.

Saw a black dude with his dad.... Scary!

Then just call it "ghost story time". Calling it "paranormal experiences" gives a notion they believe this nonsense.

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Nope, and I never tried to do it again either. I'm almost positive that it's the most fear I have ever experienced in my life. I personally believe there is a link between extraterrestrial or interdimensional beings and things considered paranormal.

like richard gere in the mothman

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Alien/ Extraterrestrial experiences is a giant can of worms I don't really know how to approach, I do believe in intelligent life, it's just very hard to tell what is real and what is psychology created. I'd imagine an experience like that is enough to have you really thinking though, and what our minds are capable of, or rather in tune to.

Shopped

Dad ..?

firstly, it's secondly, this is Yea Forums, you pornfag fag, faggot

This is incredibly similar to smoking DMT

Top fucking kek m8

Post tits

What does faggot mean I'm retarded

>it's just very hard to tell what is real and what is psychology created
No it's fucking not. Is there tangible concrete evidence? No? Then there you fucking go.
What is the difference between ghosts/aliens you can't see, smell, touch, hear, are intangible and have no obvious impact on the world - and fucking nothing?

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get quads and I will

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My friends would probably rather not have his youtube channel blow up from ppl on 4 chan lmfao. I am trying to charge my busted up old iPhone from back then give it a bit to charge

You’re a faggot

and thirdly, no one cares.

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Rolling

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Yeah it does. I really don't know what to think about anything anymore, but I like to stay open to everything. I will say that it was hard for me to believe anybody about their experiences until little shit started happening to me. I think people like to know everything that's explainable, and tend to disregard what isn't as total bullshit which is understandable.

When I was little i'd always see shadow people if I got up in the middle of the night, they'd be black masses with human figure just walking around or sitting on something. It happened too many times for me to be dreaming, I know that much. Maybe it was just my tired brain.

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While that's true, you'd have to give concrete evidence supporting how you can prove %110 that those things mentioned aren't real either. We literally can not know everything.

coz she's demonic.

top tip
if you go down on a gril and shes got a green asshole, just run she's really a demon

Anybody find any evidence of extraterrestrials in the deep web?

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Shut up summerfag

Because Mexicans are scared of white man

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Just bought a house last year and since moving in a couple weird things have happened. I don't really believe in paranormal stuff but I have no explanation for these.

First
Sitting at my PC playing some video games, gf is sitting on the chair across the room watching TV. We have recessed track lights above the TV because previous owner was a film guy and had projectors and shit to set up the basement like a movie theater. This is important for the next story. Anyway, I'm sitting there playing games and theres a shitty floor lamp that people always have in their college dorms that has a mechanical switch (the kind you turn and it's hard because the knob is so small and the spring detent is so strong) at the other end of my desk about 8 feet away from me. Out of nowhere the light turns on. We hadn't touched it since we put it there on move in day and it was over 6 months after.

Second thing:
Sitting watching TV in chair in basement, cat laying on my lap and dog laying on the floor. At the same exact time, my dog and cat both perk up and start staring at the track lights above the TV. Fur standing on end, dog starts to growl and cat starts to get hunched and poofy tail. One of the track lights then just pointed straight to the ground instead of at the wall like it normally does and cat and dog run out of the room

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Lol wtf

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Fuck

when my aunts husband died her tv would switch to the hunting channel, the dish washer would start whenever he would normally do dishes, and her ring would smell like fresh smoke

one time i saw some lady getting an exorcism and she was screaming and wiggling on the floor

>you'd have to give concrete evidence supporting how you can prove %110 that those things mentioned aren't real either
lmgtfy.com/?q=burden of proof

fucking educate yourself, retard.

Good one m8.

>king lighter came out of literally nowhere and landed hard on the table. We never saw that lighter before. He was sitting just next to me but the lighter came from the front, bounced off the table and landed on his lap
>To this day we have no fucking idea what went on and still talk about it. Not in that funny or cool type of way, everytime he brings it on I fucking shiver. It was weak weed and we we were smoking our first joint of the day
It wasnt weed buddy

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I never watched this show, but I love Will Smith

Please go on I'm almost there

>%110

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I've been having more dreams about God or something calling me it's "lamb" or "way-founder". And I've also been having more strange nightmares with dark rooms and spiders. I kinda like it, it feels like a last glimpse of life in depression

You're sounding smarter by the minute, keep going.

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Dude that wasn't a ghost, it was a spook!

>more spooky pics?

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aliens are time travelers

ghosts are psychic imprints on locations

lizard men are interdimensional invaders

niggers sub-human garbage

you're welcome user-kun

>keep going
Nothing else needs to be said. Thanks though.

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Rolling

I believe in you guys. My tits are waiting.

Roll

Jesus christ

Lol

>her ring would smell like fresh smoke
beats smelling of shit I suppose

meant for

Why should we listen to this retard. Yea Forums is not random at all with a the shitty porn threads. This is actually random faggot

I was about 9 years old and saw my grandma sitting in the living room a week after she died. My aunt was standing next to her with her hands folded on grandma's left shoulder. They were both looking at me, smiling. A week later, my aunt died.

agreed. the fact he had to state something so obvious is weird

I've already jerked it to your picture

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heh rolling

That's, incredibly sad I'm sorry to hear. I hope it helped you cope a little through your loss.

And you didn't run out of the room with them? That's weird man. Would have messed with my head.

Times ticking and my tits are jiggling

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Roll

What the fuck is this supposed to be?

rollerino

I was very comfy lol. And like I said, I don't really believe in paranormal stuff so i figured it was just a loose screw and they heard it grinding or something, but after I checked the light and found the screw was tight enough I needed a screwdriver to rotate the light, that's when it started to creep me out and I left the room

anything other than porn on Yea Forums is paranormal

rolling

It's the thought that counts.

The 8s are on the way lol

Alright I'm getting impatient. Trips and I'll post.

But if that thought is the mind of a fucking retard, it doesn't mean much.

Post feet pic

Ah I see. Did your animals kind of avoid the room for a while or anything?

Quads for feet.

Do it.

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Holy shit I've done it

check this out chief

I've been hearing loud cracking noises outside the building I live in for the past few days.

It's always around midnight and lasts around half an hour.
I'm going to check it out right now.

It sounds like .22LR gunshots, but that's weird because I live in France. I have a rifle, and I'm going to take it with me just in case.

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Rolling for 666

does this count?

Nah not really. I don't let the cats in there when I'm not in there because they tear up the furniture and I actually have nice furniture in there, and the dog just follows me everywhere

I've talked to you about ghosts AND I get to see your tits? It's been fun.

i hate to get this trips

rolling for tits

hahaha yeah dude weed makes everyone a stupid dumb retard hahaha totally true

Rolling for tits and feet

What's around your building?

welp...

This is not scary but i never experienced something paranormal, only this story makes me wonder wtf happen.
Be me 10 yo with a friend, comes some 30 Something dude ,we are inside a gym room because we were gonna have a karate lesson, the dude looks at us and says "Watch this". He fucking walks all the way up the wall the ceiling and down the opposite wall and I say walk because he didnt even ran that fast, we were kids so we just thought "wow cool man" but to this day I have no explanation.

got em boys

Rolling for those ginger tits

Aliens eat humans. Pic related enhancemet is REAL!

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quads activated

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Rolling for ginger chan tits and feet

Congrats! You won!

a campus, in some kind of wood

Go back to your fb fap

One sec, I'll take a pic of the beans for you

One time when I was in high school, I was having sex with this girl when suddenly, a spider crawled out of her pussy and onto my dick. I freaked the fuck out and I looked up, and it was my grandma, then I turned behind me and the FBI was shouting at me with their guns up. And then a skeleton popped out

Someone was inside your house and probably inside that room, you were lucky you didnt found him

10/10 would titty fuck

Hell yeah

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The initials of the girl in this picture are J.L.

I know her on facebook. From New Jersey.

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damn can we talk about more ghosts & other stuff more somewhere else. you look amazing btw

Anyone else know what she's talking about? I don't see anything.

That's my mom, she's hot

I would suck those little fat feet thank you how does it feel I'm rubbing my cofk to pictures of you

i guess everyone knows her lol

She doesn't have any kids.

Turns out it was a couple of faggots throwing rocks or smth at a metal thing, and blasting massive blunts.

pic related

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how so?

If this is real how wouldnt you be curious and try to know how he knows you, could have been a cool adventure even if your last.

Yeah back on topic, enough phat tiddies. When I was 6 I was getting read to pass out with my dog Lucy, and something just kept dragging my attention to a part of my bedroom wall for some reason, I was just fixated and couldn't explain it. My little heart turned cold with fear when a hunched over black shadow man passed by it ( There was a nightlight on which I thought it was casted from ) But the size meant it was passing by there. I would chalk it up to my imagination if my dog didn't see it as well. One of my first experiences there

It's actually very flattering, thanks homie

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Shit

>Yea Forums
>messageboard

It's an image board you faggot

but i love phat tiddies, can’t we do both?

Nice one fagget

That the only argument you got?
Its random.. stop being a faggot...
well more than usual.

If you guess my favorite color I'll send ass pics. Hint: Shade of blue

Haha

You got any more? I'm diamonds

Aqua

Sapphire? Idk

Foot machine broke, come back later :c

Nada

and tiddies too if i guess right?
turquoise?

How old are you btw?

>That the only argument you got?
He didn't need anymore you stupid, shit eating moron. You tried to correct him about this website, without even correctly calling it what it is. Pull your head out of your ass long enough to get a noose around your neck faggot.

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More tiddies too. And nope!

Cornflower blue.

8,765.82 Days

>same outline pasted on
at least try next time

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Minecraft ref, I like it, but still no.

Indigo? Royal Blue?

Sky blue

They're not the same, trust me I tried. Further examine it.

It's a longer word. You got this guys.

Teal

I saw the movie ''The Ring'' with my mother, my father decide to go sleep cause they are kinda religious and these horror movies are not cool for them, but my mother stayed this time. Not that scary at all. After a week, the same night the girl is supposed to kill u or something, my mother was terrified as fuck, never saw her like this, crying and paralized, but well i was young so i go to my room and my father stay with her saying its just a movie and blabla. After some hours i was on my PC and the TV on the other room turned on at full fucking volume, i though it was my father watching some TV but he came to my room and asked me if i turned on the tv, i say no and asked wtf, his face was pale and pretty terrified but he said: no problem it was me (obviously he didnt wanted to scare the fuck of me). Never ever the tv did something similar, was really disturbing for my family.

ULTRAMARINE

tiffany blue?

okay you have convinced me now i am wrong okay

Turquoise

guess I better roll

Couldn't be any other explanation right?! HAS TO BE GHOSTS RIGHT?!

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We use to have a shit TV with a broken power button so it would turn on to static and scare the shit out of us, and after the ring I wanted to toss that shit out but the rents would have slaughtered me

You guys ever had your brain respond to fear with getting hard?

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Fight Club*

Saw a ghost once back in 2009. I was 22 then and had just returned home from backpacking Europe. A week later, I felt a finger, nail and all, push me outta my chair. That was in broad daylight when it happened. Kinda freaked me out.

But I've had a number of paranoaml things happen to. I saw a UFO, 200ft or so off the ground....just hovering. It had 2 bright blue lights on each side and was huge! Stared at it for a good 5 seconds, then I said "is that a UFO?" and the fucking thing shot into space and was gone in the blink of an eye. Hollywood was dead on how they usually portray warp speed lol

its a fucking frame shadow of the statue you mong

Nope, commmmeee onnnnnnn. I'm excited now.

Honestly i cant find any explanation, but nope i dont believe in ghost. Enlight me

You didn't even try with this shit.

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Kill it with fire

kik if i get right? cerulean?

I feel ridiculous. I have a whole chart up of blues

Independence Blue

same happened to my father one day.
>he was alone in the house
>pc desk in bedroom
>walks 5 meters and takes shower
>goes back into bedroom and pc is shattered on the floor and all plug cords completely tied between them

How? None of the other tombstones are doing it, you dingy.

>Honestly i cant find any explanation

lmgtfy.com/?q=why would a tv turn itself on&s=g

Presidential blue

You win! No kik though, gimme a sec and I'll post

Crash team racist

lol I truly don't give a fuck what you think. I know exactly what I've seen.

Did somebody say Egyptian already?

Oh shit ass incoming

but do you have kik? lol

>I truly don't give a fuck what you think
>I'll post dumb lies on the internet for strangers

Pick one you dunce.

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Have some thiccc reward bois

I share my experiences for the people that have also seen these sorts of things. Those are truly the only people that will believe me. People like me, who have seen these crazy things- we live in a different reality. It's almost like this reality is just a cartoon. I hope you see something that changes your life in the same way.

I won't discuss this any further. The laws of polarity have already cemented both of us.

I don't, I've got Tumblr, Twitter, and Instagram

Kek'd at filename

Oo dear god,I time to fap again,I would love to suck on those lips

>lmgtfy.com/?q=why would a tv turn itself on&s=g

More like ''why would a tv turn on the EXACT same day the movie you saw told, and never before and never after it?''

Enlight me.

That's a nice butt though honestly

:^) Thank you

Rolllllllls

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I like you. What you wanna see fam? No toys cause I'm broke

>I won't discuss this any further
Because your full of shit and the most basic of prodding would prove that. Keep LARPing faggot.

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If spirits exist the entire planet would be swarming with spooks, imagine how many people have died in all history.

Then the fact that we are just advanced monkeys, do other animals have spooks?

How about ants?

There would be trillions of ant ghosts crawling on every surface on the planet.

fuckin ant ghost cunts

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nice... where are the tiddies that were mentioned aswell

1. Its a random board.. you can post what you like
so you failed there.
2. He corrected message to image. HOLY SHIT
3. You went through all that to pretend to be someone else.
4. I like paranormal shit on random. You can take your shit OPINION, cause thats what it is and stuff it cause you still havent made a point. Come back when you can... fucking dense motherfucker

Don’t get it :/

Finger in pooper

Scroll up fam

Can I get your insta?

My giney looks like a tonguey

One sec

Prod away my friend lol I reckon you've already cemented yourself in a reality that these things don't exist, so at least I know I won't be able to change your mind.

was referring to this post if we guessed the color correctly

It's not fucking real. What even is your point? The movie did it and is haunted? Are you inbred? My cousin saw the ring and the second the movie ended his phone rang and scared him. So what? I can't enlighten you because there isn't a cure for being a fucking retard.

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Nice.

I live an hour from that Cemetery. Did you go at a specific time or just decided to go on a whim?

>Prod away my friend
Where's the evidence for your bullshit? I'll wait.