Any of you anons here have a micropenis? If so, care to share any stories about your ordeals with this situation?

If you're looking for anons with micropenises why not start a logposting thread?

Oh, that's casual.

WTF dude how did you know this was my fetish?

How did you go about doing that? Also, what was your reason and do you now regret it?

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Wow. Tiny dick. Is that soft? Have you ever had sex with a woman?

was just bored to be honest
don't regret it though

regret is for the weak

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Ya, I'm married. Turns out if you're handsome you can have sex with lots of girls as long as they think you will be their boyfriend. I had a lot of GF's cheat on me though

I mean how did you keep from bleeding to death?

it's not cutoff you idiots. It's just small and he pushes it in and tapes it. I can do that too.

Any of you straight fat gus with tiny dicks want to jerk off to my chubby gf? Be straight and from the US, no weird gay shit please kik: riksan13

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Cool trick. Just tried. I can't pull it off.

lol faggot

I can lol. Helps if your'e uncut.

As a guy with a small penis, just trust me. We can do this. unless you see it without tape it's fake

No "weird gay shit" coming from the guy asking tiny dick dudes if they want to jerk off to his wife.

I have a thin 4 inches hard and a legit toddler dick when soft

What kinds of fetishes are you tiny dick dudes into?

I've always imagined if I had a small dick blowjobs would be so much better.

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That looks like the low end of average when hard, actually.

I like when girls call it a baby dick and jerk it off.

My wife sits on my face a lot. Then I fuck her, then she sits back on my face. I like to submissive and eat pussy to please her.

It's a shade over 3 inches. Probably the width of a quarter.

That's cool, user. I dig submissive stuff too a lot of the time.

i have a 7.4 incher
what are you guys' first thoughts when being notified of this?

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Do you have a chick?

that you're a tool who quotes the length the tenth of an inch

wife, ya

I used to be self conscious about my cock when all I had to compare to was porn. I'd probably have eaten a bullet long ago if I was this small.

I'm around your size. I've gotten different measurements over time depending upon how aroused/hard I was at the time. I've gotten from 7 to 8. Have you experienced the same inconsistency?

I have a microwave penis. Does that count? My penis is slightly above average in size, but it shoots microwaves.

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Nice.

She's a fat black girl with a huge ass too. So everyone just assumes I'm hung but really she just likes cute white guys and getting her pussy eaten

I don't have a micro-penis but its not large at all (its thick, just a bit under 5 3/4 inches and my nuts are big) but I watch so much porn that I have it in my head that girls wouldn't be happy with mine. Now I have such loneliness and depression and anxiety that I have no contact with girls at all in that manner which kills me..

kind of cute actually, would like to play with it

OP here. My wife and I were talking last night about the idea of having tiny dick guys jerk off to us fucking over video chat. I was curious if this is something some tiny dick guys would be into. Don't wanna be a dick.

Dude, you've gotta stop being hung up on that shit. Guys give way more of a shit about dick size. You're average. Give yourself a pep talk and kick it to some ladies.

stop being a pussy and go stick it in someone already. I've put my tiny dick in many girls. Granted most were BBW but there were some hot skinny girls too.

hell yeah ive experienced inconsistency
cant lie, i use stimulants from time to time with sex and jerking off, and that's the only time i've been able to produce 7.4 inches on the spot.
when i'm not using drugs I can pretty much only muster 7.2 at the max, would say an average of 6.9 inches.

this thread is gay AF now.

Why don't you two bro's save it for the locker room

I got my biggest measurements (consistent 8) in my late 20s. Never used any drugs (at least any that could have helped). I think it might have been due to being really fit and getting lots of action at that time.

Yeah, it's pretty gay. How can it not be? It's dudes talking about dicks.

lol

you're a douche

You're pointing out the obvious.

I did meth once and my penis turned into an Innie. Does that count?

I guess it does.

this thread is now a diaper thread

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I would never use a urinal. What's wrong with using your hands for aim?

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5 3/4 is above average. Average is 5.2"

spiderman?

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spider maan?

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You're a jealous beta piece of shit. Can't you see that was a two person conversation? Keep coping with your literal micro penis.

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My flacid cock is pitifully small, but erect I'm over 7 inches and thick.

Definition of a grower. Many women don't even know that that's a real thing.

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Then why would you be embarrassed about it?

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This bread is making me feel very back for all the small dicked anons out there. My average penis and I are rooting for all of you

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I would imagine user has to deal with bitches who see it soft and assume it’s gonna be tiny

I would last 5 seconds... 4incher here

This exactly, or a few people who have glanced while changing into a bathing suit etc.

Its like "no no you dont get it wait look" While jerking, but that just makes it worse...

Ask my cheating ex.

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Dont have micropenis but my dick goes from 3 inches soft to a bit over 6.5, so thats pretty funny. Its like blowing up a balloon animal.

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No he's right, it's two fags comparing each others dicks in detail.
Fag

I think that’s most people, user
Fool of a Took!
youtu.be/5cZ4ABUo6TU

I think its somewhat common. Wouldn’t really know though to be honest, but I dont give a damn cause it’s hilarious.

Steve uk

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Nah bro my shit goes from absolutely tiny to above average. You can’t tell me thats not funny.

Anymore questions ask

Where are you sitting? a gym?

Holiday park swimming pool changing room

sounds interesting, kik me:
NorfolkFreak

I refuse to believe that a man can have a penis so small.

I think this is a deepnude and it is not real.

I have spoken, and my word is truth.

Micropenises do not exist.

my kik tinycocc

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Why do people get these generic trashy arm tats?
They make you look like a fucking retard with the brain of a sheep.

Dude post more. Let’s see her face and tits please.

No problem to me love you too

If i have brain of sheep what 22 +2 -1 dived it by 2 add 6 add another 2 then minus 1 add 18 take 12 percent away ?

lel...a waste of balls there

I guess my size mixed with how often I end up here, I sort of just gave up on being a man. I mean, who is really going to get any pleasure from this useless thing.

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I feel quite depressed and I should be

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I fucked a guy with a micropeen once, it was interesting. He was generous but it made me sad that there was no penetration to be had.

Damn this thread became dead lol BUMP

Gotta show more

Show her pussy and ass

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You're not alone bro.

Just get fit and dress yourself properly.

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I actually put my iPhone 6S+ to my dick and turned out it was exactly equal, later googled the size in inches.

Whatever lmao.

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since you have a small penis already you should try taking steroids

what the fuck is wrong with you. That's nightmarish.

Is there anyone here that's not white or asian with a tiny dick?
Like a spic or a nigger or something?

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I fit your criteria, but I don't have kik

Sure