Welcome to Shell, how can I help you today?

Welcome to Shell, how can I help you today?

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Its MA' AM

JESUS
FUCKING
H
CHRIST

THAT
IS A FUCKING TRAINWRECK

Hey guys it's pukeanon/Mr chunks again.
Went to doctor and got two medicines to prevent vomiting today.
I woke up sicker than ever anyway and just spent the last 4 hours vomiting and shitting on cycle.
It's a fucking mystery bros. There's nothing in my stomach but it keeps demanding more retching.
Just today I had to start fingering my throat like a bulimic bitch. Got the vomit out and probably good for today now.
It will start again tomorrow. This time no hope of doctor.
I may die soon , good to shitpost b in the meantime

So what do you recommend?

I probably still would.

I’m going to need $15 on pump 4, two packs of American spirit original blend cigarettes, this Arizona Arnold Palmer, and a pack of zig zag rolling papers please

Can you check these dubs?

* Hands you a ten in change and doesn't acknowledge your request *

This is mean.

Take the medicine wtf. Go to the EMERGENCY ROOM.

Medicines didn't work and I puked them out. Do I take more and possibly get too much in my system? It's complicated .
I saw doc yesterday pills didn't work. Sitting in a hot shower for an hour seems to alleviate vomiting. So unusual I'm too young for this and not unhealthy otherwise

Post nudes

HEY! that's my fucking girl!
that's fucking Jill. you rat bastard.
you son of a bitch.
I'll fuck my sister because of you

Can I get your number beautiful?

"It's 10"

Good morning
I have gravey I would like to deposit
Pleas show vagena

I'll take a baby ruth bar, gorgeous

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pack of swishers

You'd have to take it through a needle

I'll get a pack of cigarettes and a picture of your feet darlin

Ohhhhh fuckkkkkkk.
I'm a pussy for needles dude. I'll just die or something holy shit
Can't handle the phobia

* Opens purse and pulls out one of several autographed foot pics *

As in 10/10? That's what you are

It'll just be this zero calorie monster *sip*

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I already gots me a babby, hon...

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Why are you making fun of this lady?

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Why are you moral fag

What the fuck are you on about? She's just doing her job... no one is making fun of her, why would you assume so? Just because she looks a little funky?
Honestly, you should be thankful, like the rest of us, that she does her job. She's a pilar of this community and we are honoring her.

*gasp* *glub* I'll take a bottle of water *gasp*

Forgot pic

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People like her make the fucking world go round. Believe it or not

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>Welcome to Shell, how can I help you today?

Aye love, could I have please the 30g amber leaf 3 in 1 box? Cheers ta love, oh and the diesel on 6.

Kek

That's what I was saying. She's doing a good job, she's paying taxes and we are all just showing our love and support for her.

remember that other girl we all posted? few months back? What was her name?

Mamacita El Gupa grande

I hate interacting with people like this. Their ugliness makes me feel awkward for some reason.

This is why I love Yea Forums

Damn, bitch. Not gonna lie. I was about to rob your ass but I see you have enough problems. Peace out.

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I'll take a pack of camels, and get yourself one while you're at it

I thought it was a picture of Predator without the mask on

I need these tie down straps, a roll of duck tape, a box of lubricates condoms and this bag of skittles.

I'm buying a 40 of Mickey's, dutch masters wine, 5 $1 scratchers, and but $20 on pump 2

I'm feeling lucky give me a gas station sushi and a powerball ticket please

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Suddenly I don't feel like I'm the ugliest person on earth anymore. Thank you.

Hey, cutie. What time you get off work? Wanna go party?

Don't forget my skittles, leroy!

GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO BACK ACROSS THE STREET CHERYL!!!

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Burdger and aa pack o cigorrets

$1.28 on pump one ples and a pack of newport menthol one hundreds

I would rather bang the Jill from the Adam Sandler movie

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