For $40,000 would you kill an innocent cat?

Kek funny way to come out faggots, probably be more effective to tell the parents first

I love cats, got one of my own but for that amount of money, yes that cat is dead.

haha yeah

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Animal abuse should be punishable by a lifetime in the deepest circle of hell. Do unto others as they do unto you. This applies for animals as well.

If I can't see the cat and don't know it's a cat i'm killing than yes, but only in a painless way.

Rare I see anyone on Yea Forums with a heart. Bless

No it doesnt you stupid bitch.
That said animal torture should be punished by torture.

Obviously, twat. Especially since they are majorly overpopulated in some areas due to human stupidity

I told her plus there's no reason to care about what people think
Killing for money like this makes you look like a cheap whore of the worst kind
Your dirty ass isn't worth 30$ and your soul is worth less in terms of human profit
I hope you don't touch your family

I’ve killed cats for fun. So yes.

No. Adopt cat instead.

my man

operation pussylockdown

Pay me up front with some mental illness and I'll charge ye na more.

You know, it depends. Do I get to choose the way I kill it, or have I got to like snap this cat's neck with my bare hands?
Or is it just, needle's there, just gotta euthanize the damn thing?

It's actually "as you wish others do unto you" idiot, and cats aren't people, twat

No, however I'd kill and torture you in front of your family for free.

NOOOOOO, NEVER

>hurr durr projecting
Kill yourself

Yeah, obviously. Animals are killed for money all the time, exchanging a chicken or cow for a cat makes little difference. And for $40,000 dollars? I'd kill 40 cats for that kind of money. You're really overpaying me, actually.

Guess I’ll be fine then because there no heaven or hell so gg retard

Parry this you filthy casual

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> nothing to say because true
When I work up the courage to do so and you die from aids you can eat my shit in hell
I hope you like black guys

No is the true robot answer, if you say yes you're a normalfaggot

Nothing to say because I’m not offended by a cuck on /b
>when you work up the courage to come out your parents will be appalled

>values life
>implies this makes someone someone a faggot
I think everyone in this thread knows who the faggot really is

You shouldn’t think so hard brianlet because you’re really bad at it

ReadI told her bro
And being a fag means I fuck with dudes
Correct your terms bitch boi
My dicks not micro don't need to cuck if need be

What the fuck are you talking about retard?

I don't see how a cat could be more or less innocent but probably, if it is a swift and painless death.
I could really use some money but at least half of that would go to helping other homeless or otherwise hopeless cats to compensate what I just did.

Only if the cat gets to die a humane death, by lethal injection

this is adorable

i would do it every day, even for 40$

You have to lower the price for 40000 I would rape it to death

salty fag

You the same op I've been responding to?
If so we are in the retard boat
You will be eating my shit in hell

Used to work at a pet store, they gave me 50$ bonus for killing 5 kittens that they thought were never going be sold

absolutely. Tie wrap around the neck, attach rope on tie wrap, pull on tie wrap job done. gimme my 40k

But at least we will be together fren, if you’re lucky and play your cards right I might even let you have a teaser of my creamy logs

definitely sounds like my dream job.
minus the rest of the pet store business.

I ended up just putting them in a bag one by one and smacking them against the wall

If it is a secret, Fuck yes.

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ofc
do you think i have any emotional attachment to a kitter i dont know? smash like and cash out

if it was a random cat of a person I know then I would not do it

She made retarded

It retarded

No thanks but ty for the offer
But yes we will get to be together
I've never tried doming before so it should an experience to remember
Cheers

I'd kill it for free. Pass me a hammer fam.

Kek whatever helps you sleep until we reach the external pain faggot

The word is friend btw
Fix your words
I'm not going to with non of the shit in hell
Just sayin

>fix your words
Why are your sentences 5 words long?

>fren
Fuck you faggot

So all the cats would be in that circle? What's wrong in sending one of them there earlier?

no
not just for the cat but for the principle
if you have a price, you're not a person anymore
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instead you're just a slave of the jews

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I don't sleep
Do you? Do you have dreams?
I'd like to know something about someone I'm going to spend the rest of pain with if you wouldn't mind

>sleep
Not as much as I should, hard being a night owl in a daytime society

>dreams
I very rarely remember them but the ones I do are generally unpleasant

Same questions to you fren

What's more traumatizing, killing a cat, or killing a newborn? I would rather have to kill the cat.

Everyone's kidney, provided it functions, is worth a lot more than $30. Pretty sure their dirty asses might be worth more than $30. Souls? Who cares? If they existed, what would you gain from trying to sell something you still can't see or touch?
>I hope you don't touch your family
user, for absolutely no reason, I hope you don't shoot up a school. Why? I don't know, I want to be dramatic, moralizing, and I want to drum up some hysterical conclusion based on a hypothetical, because my lizard brain is incapable of separating the abstract from the real.

My sentences are still legible regardless of how long

No fuck you, again ty for the offer but I don't get fucked by bitches

Your sentences are still terrible regardless of how legible you think they are. And you type like a nigger.

>I don’t get fucked by bitches
Might want to rethink that sentence you faggot

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Same on the sleep I normally get 2 hours at a time if I can

I used to dream fairly often still do but again the same they were heavy
Had to learn how to wake up when shit went down

I can generally manage a bit more then 2 hours but it’s getting to sleep that’s hard

I feel that, mine tend to be fairly lucid so I’m in control of an often unpleasant scenario lol

Too long
Read the tip
30$ for me
I can buy alcohol weed and food with that

I am a nigger and drinking
Good eye on you

Tell me why
I don't understand
I've only fucked with one lame

no I don't need blood money

>being proud of being a nigger

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There is only one more variable I need settled:
>Is the cat the pet of a human who cares about it?
If yes, no. I wouldn't willingly inflict the sensation of loss on another person.
If no, yes. Cats are not people and since I have no attachment to it personally it's just another animal to me.

Same
Most of the times I'm aware but I can help neither myself or the people involved
Shit sucks
Most of my dreams involve me and party running away(or falling into) from something I can't stop even face to face

if the act can be done as I wish it to be done, then sure. I'd just pick the quickest, most distant way of killing the cat. Like, put the cat in a room with explosives, in the middle of an open field, and I pull a trigger 1000 ft away, and that's it.

Easy $$.

If the condition is I have to bare hands do it, then the price is questionable.

Bet you can't catch me or see me when I slip into a shadow
I can beat every1 in your family in a race

so edgy

It's just summer, wait until fall and edge lords go away

Alright I read the rest
there wouldn't be a reason for me to sell a soul
Its not my weight to deal and neither to cut from this plane
I care
I'm the same person who said no to killing a cat but I'd shoot up a school?
Your pulling at general mindsets of Yea Forums reactions to a crazy person
I work at a school and like people in general
I'm the oldest of a handful of of kids
Please don't assume that at least
Definitely been off since young but nigga plz

>I'm the same person who said no to killing a cat but I'd shoot up a school
Of course. You know, because no reason whatsoever. Doesn't that make sense? Of fucking course not. That's why
>I hope you don't touch your family
as retarded as
>I hope you don't shoot up a school

>I work at a school and like people in general
>I'm the oldest of a handful of of kids
>Please don't assume that at least
I hope you don't molest children.

>For $40,000 would you kill an innocent cat?
I have killed a feral cat on a pheasant shoot for free. Not so sure it was innocent: not that cats have a sense of morality.