THINGS AVOUT MEN THAT PISS ME OFF
not eating my pussy if I suck their dick
Always having to chase something unattainable instead of accepting someone who is mutually attracted to them
guys saying nice guys finish last when they’re not even nice guys
I’ll think of more
93% of them being straight
Tits or GTFO
Tits or gtfo
I hate it when they pretend to be women on chinese basket weaving forums.
I hate bitches that complain about guys but still come through to get dicked down
eating pussy is far more involved and can be far more gross than eating dick. A dick is just an inert stick of flesh, cunts can reach a whole nother level of disgusting. not saying they all are, just can be, whereas dicks never really get that bad
THINGS ABOUT WOMEN THAT PISS ME OFF
>Not showing tits and timestamp when claiming to be female on an anonymous board.
>Checked
>Trips of truth confirmed
Post your face
I have a feeling you're ugly
I hate women that wanna be equals/independent but still wanna be told what to do every move
I, too, am a sexy female
bending and folding me during sexy times in painful positions
Your talking about sex with a man. A fat ugly man, probably a mutt too. You are having a gay experience right now - whether you can accept that or not.
Things I hate about OPs
That they're all faggots and that sometimes >they are men that pretend to be female to get attention ("tits or GTFO")
Tits or gtfo
...
Tbh bitches don’t know what they want. That’s why we gotta tell them what to do
Im Girl too
threads is shit no good
Cause it's full of people claiming to be women and still shockingly absent of tits and timestamps.
post dick.
Clearly this is a man..
Your bait worked
haha yes glad i have vag irl
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY CHAPS MY LABIA?!?? WHEN I AM LARPING ALL HARD AND CHARMING THE FUCK OUT OF MOTHERFUCKERS AND THE DICK PICKS I PRACTICALLY ALMOST HAVE TO ASK TWICE FOR ARE ALL OF LITTLE TINKLESTICKS THAT MAKE MY DICK LOOK LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER LOG IN COMPARISON! AND I PROMISE YOU - I DO NOT HAVE A LARGE DICK, BY ANY MEANS! IT'S LIKE FUCK GUYS I CANT DO IT ALL BY MYSELF EVERY SINGLE JESUS FUCK ME DAY!! FUCK!!!!!
Honestly who cares go complain somewhere else
Lose weight. The bitch in the video can do it and I know in my heart you're better than her. You're just kinda fat is all. Prove me wrong and dont forget that timestamp Rotundra
You know that’s not gonna happen
OP is a faggot posting weak-ass bait.
If you're actually a woman, prove it by posting a picture of your tits with a goddamned timestamp or get the fuck off of Yea Forums. You silly bitches ought to know the rules by now. Or do you not know where you are?
What women doesn’t what to be validated....fishy or should I say dicky
OP here. Why are you even comparing it to dick sucking? I’m into men and women, and I wouldn’t compare them because they’re not the same at all... also, eating pussy is amazing. It’s wet and sloppy and looks like a flower and you can make a girl get all shaky and curl her toes. Pussy eaters = husband material
I’m not ugly. That’s why I have standards. Like getting my pussy eaten. If I have sex with a guy who doesn’t go down on me, I never go on another date with them, and I always tell them why.
>not eating my pussy if I suck their dick
fair complaint
>Always having to chase something unattainable instead of accepting someone who is mutually attracted to them
This is what we call irony. You think guys are bad? We want pussy so bad we go to illegal measures to get it ... hence 99% of prostitutes are ladies.
If you cant get a guy between your legs that's on you.
>guys saying nice guys finish last when they’re not even nice guys
So they've learned from their mistakes and basically declared their intentions.
Idk that can be fun. I like pain, though.
It’s not that I can’t get a guy between my legs. It’s that I’ve treated so many guys so well. I’m a super nympho girl. So there’s no way they’re not satisfied. I’m super financially generous. I’m attractive. And I still get cheated on.
Bitch it's an inch from the shit chute. At least with sucking dick you don't have to put your face right next to an asshole. Also, your container vagina has more shit going on than my boring stir stick, I swear it must be heavens gift for some broads not to be able to smell the tuna cannery on a warm summers day
Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because theyre ugly and they stink.
K those were words. You were told post a timestamped pic. This is why we beat you, this exact shit you just did.
Still not a pic
...wow.
We jerk off to words here right? Like I need to call private penis to attention right now?
Why do boys have to be nice to girls?
Because they're already fat stupid and ugly
With a time stamp. Now you're getting it!
You have a problem with assholes? I loooooove love love assholes, and can never lick a pissy without tasting her asshole. Are you a virgin? Most pussies don’t smell like fish. I’ve never smelled a fishy pussy. Op here
Proverb. If you must light my fire at least have the courtesy to put it out
Meh. Leaving the larp thread now. Thanks
Why are you taking this obvious bait, user? OP is a fag and does not deliver sage in all fields you desperate homos
First of all, I gained ten pounds this week so I don’t want to take nudes because they’re going to be gross, and I’ll cry. Second of all, please beat me. Slap me in the face with your dick, choke me, slap me, spit on my face, eat my pussy, bite the lips, make me scream, fuck me deep, lick my tears, kiss my eyes, suck my tongue, give my clit kisses, make out with my asshole, and snuggle me afterwards while I shake in the afterglow.
Of fucking course you're BiSeXuAl
You guys think the degrading bullshit will scare me away, but that’s what I get off on. It makes me wet. Tell me what a worthless cum slut I am. Spit on me. Slap my tits. Pinch my nipples. Make me moan. Make me cry.
jk I dont own nipples
You hate that you love it. You hate that you’re fantasizing about dating me, laying in bed together watching lesbian porn while masturbating next to each other. Me kissing you lovingly after I finish and you finish on my thigh. I clean myself up and make you breakfast.
i will suck a bean for any chick, but PLEASE don't equate your puss puss to a flower that shit geeeeyyyyyy. also nice guys start out nice and girls treat them like shit, which make them less nice. also they're just horny and don't know how to unlock their inner alpha
OK retard whatever you say
Satan and the devil battling for who has the truest trips DAMN
Le sharpie in the pooper with timestamp
>does whatever in bed
>gives them money
>appreciates being degraded, humiliated, and USED
They do it because you’re easy. Maybe you don’t put out fast but it sounds like you’ll ask how high when they ask you to jump. Sounds like you give them whatever they want. You shouldn’t really expect a guy to see that as valuable. We’re retards. We’re more likely to get accustomed to it, take it for granted, and begin to assume all girls are waiting to do that for us. Making you seem less valuable in the process.
Gotta make those cunts work for it whether you’re a man or a woman. Nobody gets shit for free. If my stank pussy gf isn’t blowing me I’m sure as hell not going to go down on her. I don’t care how much I enjoy it, I’ll say no just to spite her. That uppity bitch.
>not eating my pussy if I suck their dick
Did you do a good job
>Always having to chase something unattainable instead of accepting someone who is mutually attracted to them
Do you voice your attraction or drop hints like a dumb broad
>guys saying nice guys finish last when they’re not even nice guys
They aren't nice because you aren't
Fucking cry more.
We don’t even need naked tits just a timestamp
near your covered breasts is that too much old man?
Maybe I can find a smart man that can appreciate that I have a dog-like unconditionally loving personality. I’m a golden retriever girlfriend.
This is evidence that men treat women like shit unless we act like bitches. Men don’t like sweet girls.
WHERE IS THE TIMESTAMP
FAGGOT?! FUCKING
LARPER
I really rather be a nice guy. It's just damn lonely project most of the time. Doesn't mean you can't get laid being a nice guy, you just gonna get a lot of 'actually my obssesive ex loves me so I can' t do this bullshit.' Good thing is that you still got laid but I' m fucking fed up of meaningless sex with.
Well you can still do that, but you should expect a similar level of loyalty and attention and it seems like you might be just accepting it when you don’t get it. ...and when you do, you find yourself in another relationship with a guy who just isn’t wired for it like you are. And you can’t really expect him to be if you tested him on it, he failed(by not blowing you, for example), and you just accepted it. At that point it almost inevitably becomes a time bomb relationship where you always want more but rarely get it.
A lot of guys are just really fickle when it comes to showing affection though, and they can get better at it, so I kinda get how you would get your hopes up and decide to wait it out.
Yup, individual opinion is proof of mass mentality. Stop looking for dates at clubs. How hard it is to relize that if you don't want a slut don't act like a slut.
Tons of women do the same shit, though. It’s more like evidence showing people in general take things for granted when they don’t have to work for it or put in a fair and equal amount of effort to get it.
This
Also oral sex is not really a first date thing 95% of the time
Being a degenerate slut is not being a sweet girl, your single mother has you confused.
I(the one who posted that) am currently dating the sweetest girl I’ve ever known. She was literally a virgin until she was 21. She has social anxiety, she’s shy as fuck, she loves dogs and kids more than she loves me most days, and one time when we first started dating she asked me if masturbation would take her virginity. I’m afraid she’s absolutely precious. Doesn’t have a corrupt bone in her body.
It takes me at least a handful of dates to decide I actually want her as a gf. I usually wouldn’t even try for any kind of sex before that unless maybe I already knew her pretty well. Jumping into bed with people you don’t know is another a great way to be disappointed.
nice guys dont finish last, bland guys do
Pussy tastes and smells like a rotten fish farm, bitch. CLEAN YOUR TWAT ONCE IN AWHILE AND MAYBE WE'LL EAT YOU OUT!!
guys are not a generic masd, you are the common denominator between your relationships: if you are not screening people for character flaws, or perhaps are cultivating a form of relationship that is antithetical to achieving fidelity, sounds like you are probably just the of feminist coolaid, you can't negotiate anything on the basis of being a woman, you have to do it on the basis of being a real individual, that is navigating with eyes open to other individuals real characters.
typo edits:
masd = mass
edit: you are... *too drunk from drinking* of the feminist coolaid
Things about women that piss me off.
Celebrating their woman status as being strong and independent, but using that same status to play the victim when shit doesn't go their way.
Lying. All the fucking time.
Using their own children to fuck over the father.
Manipulating people for personal petty goals that, in the grand scheme, don't fucking matter other than ego stroking or social status.
Pretending that having multiple fuck buddies is "empowerment" and not just being a cumdumpster.
Whining about male privilege when women, on the whole, have it much easier. They can get more with less work, but still bitch.
"Pay gap" Protip: It isn't real.
"Rape culture" Go to the middle east. There's your rape culture, ya dumb cunt.
Whining about women who use sex appeal to get their way. Does it all the time. Blatant hypocrisy.
Thinking the average woman can actually perform the physical requirements of strength as a man. Those trannies are beating your asses in sports.
Biologically wired to be a whore. Pissed if a man cheats. But if you cheat, it's the man's fault. Because...
You make decisions, even life altering ones, based on how you feel RIGHT NOW instead of logic, and then use those feelings to justify your stupid shit like it's a valid excuse.
Thinking "nice guys" are actually nice guys.
Shitting all over and abusing actual loving and caring guys.
So yeah. Guys are shit. Women are worse. You hate each other more than anyone hates anything else. Only women understand women. That's why they all hate each other.
Fuck off.
you haven't been with a nice guy. we run as fast as we can from crazy. my problem is i can't find any decent women, only ones with ALL their crazy switches flipped ON.
This was 10/10
trips and trips :o
Aaand dubs.
Found the incel. Kill yourself scumbag.
>guys saying nice guys finish last when they’re not even nice guys
If they believe that nice guys finish last then why would they even want to be nice?
Everyone is very proud that you can use the clip tool
Wow, those are all qualities my ex gf had. Great job.