Alright. it's time to listen up. Real talk

Alright. it's time to listen up. Real talk

Some of you are going to hate what I'm here to tell you, but in the end, you'll thank me.
Ever had your fancy car deliberately scratched with a key? Or sugar poured in the gas tank? Or something else done deliberately to it, so as to partially destroy your overpriced vehicle in some way? It was probably me. And the reason? FUCK YOU. You don't NEED it.

Now some of you assholes are probably sitting there thinking, "why would some jerk de-value my ultra-expensive car that I worked very long and hard, for?" See the above reason, dickhead. You only need a REGULAR car. Oh, and two other reasons. One, I'm levelling the playing-field. Do you NEED something with fancy gadgets and unnecessary comfort, while you drive around being a poncy, pantomime, pillow-biting prick and a cunt on the road? Do you need to spin your fucking tires and mash on the accelerator as if this gives you some sort of powercharge??

No

Do you NEED something that travels so far and beyond just about every speed limit in the world, unnecessarily endangering the lives of pedestrians young and old, tall and short?

NO

I'M the guy that brings everyone back to their senses.

I'M the guy who pours paint-stripper down that little gap where the hood meets the windows, and fucks your engine big-time.

I'M the guy who uses pre-planned routes to slip in and out of wealthy areas like a fucking ghost, using soft shoes, gloves and other items of clothing that will never be traced back to me, finding expensive vehicles that patrons park on the side of the road at night instead of in a garage.

I'M the guy who gets away with it. Every. TIME. Deal with it, pussy
I'm the guy who makes you think TWICE before purchasing stupid shit you don't NEED.
Downgrade your stupid death machine to something that gets you around, fucking meatheads

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Hahaha good meme my redditer friend

Holy shit. Never thought I'd see my pasta used by another person.

Fucking commies

i have a discord channel with literally ever pasta in the last 2 years

Wow another basement dwelling jealous faggot on /b.

we own a shitty car that we can't afford to drive because of poorfag. People just throw junk at it to remind us we are trash.

>literally ever pasta
I'm sure none have ever slipped by you.

they take some pieces for their own cars

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.