ITT we talk like reddit

ITT we talk like reddit

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Thank you for the gold, kind faggot, i mean, stranger.

Did you see the new marvel movie with the strong independent afro american trans-boy-woman?
Did you finally get your switch fixed?
I've been so busy lately, reeing at my neighbours who openly admit that they voted Donal Trump. Can you believe that?
(RT for free Ipad)

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Hello esteemed friends. I am sitting at my artisan zebrawood desk with a custom built beard-comb compartment.

The desk has been stained with dyes made in the jungles of Africa from pygmy saliva and various insects.

My computer is custom built and submerged in dielectric fluid for maximum cooling capacity while I play fortnite and have up to 5,550 sub-reddits open.

I have a special coaster made from koala fur that I use to hold a goblet with only the purest water. pH of 7.1 is exactly my preference. I test my water with test strips to ensure proper pH and hardness before consuming it

I also have an extensive trilby collection. They are not fedoras. My vape systems are also modded and connected via bluetooth to my central vape server that I got off Massdrop along with my creme-de-la-creme beard cream for my lush facial hair.

What do I do for a living? Well lets just say I have an exorbitant inheritance. I have no mortgage, and I have an in house maid. I call her “mother” purely for ironic reasons of course

>strong independent afro american trans-boy-woman
user, you got to be joking that they're writing like this

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No. Sage

i kek'd way too hard

[insert retarded "witty" bot that replies to comments with a certain trigger word]

Ehh, didn't really gozzle at all. You must have a shit sense of humor.