>be me, 22
>Maybe 6/10
>Have been with a few women, don't really have any issues with that
>I always get them to practically fall head over heels in love with me
>I never feel a single thing back
>I know I should, and that's what normal people do, but I have never felt as much as a single shit besides muh boner
>Most recent ex-girlfriend
>After sex, pretty late at night she wants to sleep over as I'm walking her out the door
>I ask her why?
>She says she"just wants to be next to me and loves waking up to me
>I can't physically grasp that concept and tell her I have never felt that feeling in my entire life
>Convince her to leave, not sure why, but I just like sleeping alone
>Do this several more times
>Continually break her heart
>I break up with her
Why do I do this anons? Why can't I be normal? I'm going to not be with any women until I get my shit together, and that's not even as bad as what I did to the first girl I ever had sex with. I'll greentext that below.
Be me, 22
>Why can't I be normal?
>that's what normal people do
there is your problem right there op
First girl i ever had sex with
>Be me, 18
>Joined military, in tech school in Texas
>Had never had sex before
>Meet up with girl I met on tinder
>Go on a couple of dates, she seems cool
>Don't tell her, but my schooling is almost up and I leave to a new state in a few weeks
>Finally have sex for the first time in my life
>I very much enjoyed it
>I leave and text her I was disgusted and never wanted to see her again
This was the first woman I was ever with. I still think about what a shit move that was today.
Being in a relationship is not a necessity, nor is it the peak of life.
It's called being immature.
If you don't grow out of it you're a socially stunted psychopath.
KEK
men like you must exist to punish women for dating bad men. i don't want superficial women to be happy i want them to suffer from men like you. please keep doing gods work.
That's fair. Although I'm not a psychopath, I can feel empathy for people it's just not until after I've said or done something stupid. It's like I'm in autopilot and then 10 minutes later realize I'm a retard.
>I never feel a single thing back
>Not being able to see why people are happy to see your face in the morning
>never felt as much as a single shit besides muh boner
>Why can't I be normal?
>Posts on Yea Forums
Your literal issue is straing you in the face OP, you avoid pretty much all human life, or its cause your posting on Yea Forums
Maybe try /adv/ next time.
Consider yourself lucky of this advantage
Know this feel. Have done this multiple times with women missing opportunities when they were clearly keen.
that's immaturity. Full blown unrequited "am I deep?" Half-dose of testosterone fred flintstones legs meets Lucas films yabba dabba full grown ass manchildisms
I don't think stopping posting on Yea Forums will fix anything user. This is probably my first post on Yea Forums in years
This stinks of ghetto trash
Everyone deserves to be happy user
I kinda feel maladjusted... hey guys, do Joo think maybe imma alien?
I feel so emotionless like... all the time. So many girls cry like every night after we fuck
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>does hair crimson nighttime scarlettine and joins the addams family
*dies
Yikes
Dyes* you stupid nigger
Kekis delivery cervix now delivering 1 fully grown freshly crowned kek for OPs pleasure. Do you feel pleasure OP or is that on your list of blocked emotions?
>squints to ascertain emotional state
I plead the cellphone and fat finger (but is it really even a finger technically?)
Like, are my emotions even really....
Enotions...?
Kekekk3434kkKkbbMh
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How's Tyrone doing? Is your wife enjoying him? I think he's bringing her son some ice cream over so he can stay out of their way.
>Phoneposting
There's only one solution for you user
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Awww did OP get his feelings hurt? Not very clever to install Tyrone in my family unit for the sake of retort.
Maybe it would make you feel happiness sometime middle of next week if I helped you figure out why your sex life is so unnecessarily complicated and uncomfortable for all involved this week?
Kek
>will I even like, know what love is before I die? Before I graduate highschool even? I have no idea man
>hits resume on soullessly pirated copy of donnie darko
Have sex, heres your you faggot
I'm not even though. I just mistyped and my keyboard was still using kekistani characters.
So literal, must be hard dealing with emotions with a literalist outlook like that
>I plead the cell phone and fat finger
>I-im not using a phone
Neck yourself pls
>Kekistani
Reddit is a couple pages back
Ooooooo wow that's the clincher!
So good user, where did you learn those moves?
Not during pillowtalk for sure
>I want to sleep with you user
>what da fuq? Sleeping is alone time that's why mommy tucks me in first fuck that
KEK
It's ok little buddy, no need to be jealous :) I only enjoy the sex part, but maybe I'll let you watch.
>user sniffs
That ain't bullshit
But that is!
First day?
First love is right around the corner just gotta lay off the porn user
You aren't a native English speaker are you?
>I only enjoy the sex part
Wow user welcome to the rest of the human race! Now whenever you're ready you can move on from nerve endings to using your brain to respond to stimuli
Kekekk3434kkKkbbOJ
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
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GOy GOy GOy
Well user, I was actually trying to get ahold of other anons who have had a relationship with another person, so I'm not sure what you're doing here and why you are here shitting up the thread? Sad!
If you have to ask I certainly am
Does the lack of punctuation bother you?
Like the lack of punctuation on your existence brought about by a lack of human compassion for intimacy?
Kek
>my rules! I get to say when I'm tired of being around people!
Welcome to real life user
I'm sorry user, you're right! I'm going to take after you and go suck the nearest cock!
>opens statement with "well"
>universal sign of broken resolve
Maybe if you got this emotional fucking a woman you wouldn't be here right now with kekis delivery cervix loaded up with babe keks hmmm?
>Real world
>Yea Forums
Lol look at this fag
Kekekk3434kkKkbbnJ
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
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...
Lol how does you now 'imitating' me come into this?
Forced to replicate others behaviours because you lack the needed emotional tools to deal with the stress?
LARGE BORE KEK
Sounds like you talk from experience
Sorry, too busy sucking a cock user! You truly are a good user to model myself after :^)
Kekekk3434kkKkbbRa
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
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>Autism is hard
>Tfw you have the bad autism, not the smart scientist one
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A new crawl tunnel is all you need op. Maybe we'll let you out of the weighted snuggie for this romp
>just don't go near the girlies you know how they spook you!
yike
you're a sociopath
>Love? What's that, a new map on Tony hawk pro skater??
Cringes at obvious cringe
>mission accomplished
OPs mission of coming down to earth in a bicycle basket and understanding human emotions is however yet unfulfilled
Kekekk3434kkKkbbPx
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
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*yike*
He's not a socio, he just left his weighted snuggie somewhere when he rushed out in a hurry for fear of falling asleep next to someone
This is the juncture at which I have to say css does not work. For emphasis, please use all caps so developmentally challenged OP can understand your inflection
>She says she"just wants to be next to me and loves waking up to me
>I can't physically grasp that concept and tell her I have never felt that feeling in my entire life
Omfg he typed that in earnest
HAHAHAHABABABAABABABABANANAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kek
Write some songs about love, it helps this guy
I think you missed the point user
>Heh, that'll show him
>Ill only wake up next to you, my love
Pic related
I too wish to be delivered from this bestial "lovemaking" in order to inundate between 2 thrashing coils 300% more "eaaa feck yeaaah"s per thrust
>lost
Yea Forums wants to help user. Let's start from the beginning, have you ever felt the urge to destroy all light and love cause of your mommy or daddy?
Oh no, did OP abandon his own self help thread? How will he ever know the joys of true love?
>first time
>jumps a tinder hoe, then lashes out for no reason
>WHY AM I LIKE THIS?
Nice playing victim when by your own account you're just a selfish dork.
Ffs user you didn't even try. Make a haypennys worth of effort to be a human being if you want a fulfilling existence and remotely fulfilling sex
>OPs asshole before posting:
* (stinkee)
>After posting:
______
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{ }
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UuuuU
(OH LAWD)
Keep it alive bois dont let this lads unifying cry for love fall upon deft ears
Have you ever tried yoga?
C'mon anons help this boi find love. He needs our help he came to us for assistance in a time of great need.