Abolishing rights

At first it seems strange and scary but then you get sucked in

just like sex

hacksaw up that ass of urs

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bing bong wahoo

footbowls ahah

Bowls for your feet.

H* AH(*A H*(H*(A H*(A H*(AH*( (H*A (*HA (H*A(H* (H*A *(HA (H*A H*
faaaaaaaake every1 knows yuji mankgoes :] domepieced
also im famous you're trash remain trash i kno u will

dookcru RISE UP

fame trumps all bitch lol what do u do bro why do u even have a computer bro lolol like uhh get famous like me bro lol what are computers even for if hundreds of thousands of people arent gna see what you make on them lol what do you just shit post on the internet or something lololol yikerrrrrrrrrz

STOP BEING NOT FAMOUS ~onna billboard type dealio

top 10 famous people
1- sparambles

I wanna suck his DICK

wyhy are you telling me this

l aOoa oa Ooa oa OaO oa oa OaO oa oa OaO oa oA Oa Ooa oa oa Oa OoA oA ol

youtube.com/watch?v=eoqfYKE1NMM
i found the video where the charls clip about p*does was from, bros. i havent finished watching the vid but supposedly it's in here. in fact i'm only 1.5 min in & i gotta say, i fuckin love this dude man. such a MELLOW FLAVOUR of MDE going on with charls, man. been watching a bunch of his stuff l8ly. fuckin pure.....

i thought we could bond over it

H*(A H*)A H*H*(A *AH H*(A H*(H*(A H*(A H*(AH*( H*(A H*(A H*(H*(A *HA

maths

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

making sparkles laugh is the highlight of my day

charls world 24/7 quake3 dm6 ffa

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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fine buddy, you wanted the thunder-gloves, well here they are. i'm putting on the namefig. yeah, that's right. try to your baby-sniveling ass into this thread now and compete with my honorable and complex banter. this isn't a game for babies, so you might want to go back to your plexi-crib, butt-figure. don't ever taunt me like this again. i'll show you whose best, and it won't be you, not this time, not ever. you think i'm a homo-sex? that only proves you are the one who is a gay man pretending to not be gay out of shame that your father might beat you with a garden-hose. you simple man, brutish imp. i'm massacring you with my fortitude-text. that's right, i'm showing you the mind of a champion, and all you're doing is wilting at the sight of a living legend. i'm shocked you even lasted this long.

>I'm a giant robot with the soul of a human trapped in it
so sad

monkeys learn how to open doors
WHATS NEXT

sex robots

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MONKEYS EVADING EVADE TAXES?

I don't know who that is but I laughed anyway

Forty-five ANGRY babbons

dude those fucking blue bubuoules right now, on that fucking babboon's face, right the fuck now bro. what the actual fuck imagine touching one of those. imagine getting to lightly squeeze one. blue ass fuckin bubuoules bro they are something the fuck else

rub em and a genie comes out

take a minute TO SMASH RACISM

done

thick ass pungent ass bouboules
(purely platonic )

yknow, i invented this word, when i was like, 10 probly, that describes things like those bouboules so well, my friends & family know about it, long time thing... but i never quite wanted to be sharing it in this place u feel me? sux. really a good one too.

but also is this ship about to sink bro? are our mankgoing adventures going to be interrupted by politcs bro? i mean this place is fuckin ... like ... news-adjacent. we share an archive with a fuckin HIGH KEY forum bro. it's only a matter of time most likely.. maybe down for a few days or weeks... maybe back up... but still man... cmon man.... i say just JETTISON pol from the site if a serious problem with the sites longevity is forseen ( i forsee it already let us be honest)
but ther needs to be a chan bro
maybe a normy chan will arise?
with strict moderation btu same format?
i can cope with that
really excited botu everything coming up bro
shit is definitely like, changing bro
like you feel shit changing bro
things are different in the world than they were when soda began his adventure bro ....

i think the days are numbered for this particular place tbh famalam, it's gonna end up no one will want to be associated with hosting it or whatever. "4channel" mgiht survive, but ther is notcably heavier moderation on there like Yea Forums even though it is stil mainly shitposting

oo Oo Oo o Oo o O Oo o O m Mm m m Mm mm MM MM g O o TC h U uu u Uu ...
hey I ASKED, RIGHT? NO USE GETTIN MAD AT YOUR ANSWER, H'HAH. i FUCKIN asked
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

plol
>is this ship about to sink bro
if it does we should figure out where we're going to recongregate afterwards, i mean it's not but we should figure that out anyway. maybe
because you know there's not actually a discord lol

magine being a historian in 30 years time and discovering the whole monkey biome

dont be mad :((

*funny monkey stuff*

This is a mank void of all social conditioning.

atlanta living comment section i see u

The times they are a changin, get on the bus or don't

ill take the rhombus thank you

the motherfucking rhombus
i think this is the best post that will ever be made, ever

joe pesci.

fuckin captcha is harrassing me just how many fucking buses and traffic lights do i have to click to post nothing of value

yea...... mine's been easy on me..... too easy on me ............... :eyes:

BLUMPF

stately, chub munk chubbigan came from the treehead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. a brown coat, ungirdled, was swept gently behind him by the mild morning air.

abolish my ass

my ass: abridged - penguin classics

Classic penguins.

and those warts on your dick aren't gonna go away
unless you start using topical cream every day

Tottally TropicaL Taste

This phrase is a palindrome

instant seizure death - just add water

bonesplint u bunsh

just battered my bongos

Deep fried bongotronic bush warbler

realy such a smart monkey to make dude. that possibility was sitting on the shelf for a long ass while bro. but u reached it first bro. props bro. i wonder what other beautifuly simple little things that totally transform the landscape are waiting to be descovered.........

Behold the bongomoth

Bongomoth approaches silently

A crack of twig

select flee

You cannot do that right now

Open bag and remove bowl

Cornered now like a rat in a garage

You look around, you see only bags and bowls

and bongos

a seabird squawks in the distance

pls dond fforget tto b nice

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And then it was ruined

dond fforget tto b nice!

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one day i woke up, and i found out i was a bowl&bag

The crunch of doretos underfoot

The vague smell of a used baby diaper wafts past your nose

And then everybody died the end after credit scene a small child wanders alone in a wasteland

i have no face and i must look at nothing

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MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRMMMRRMMPH

*looks*

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i bet

the dark side of the mank

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admonishing heights

long time no see

Your fortune: Good Luck

A well regulated Troll Army, being necessary to the security of a free Internet, the right of the people to keep and bear Memes, shall not be infringed.

MODS?

mods are figs

Cakes and pies

if one mank doesnt practice dominion soon i will boycott each and every one of them

boyz 2 mank

monkey is impotent

the yin to my yang

THIS DUDE OOO HAHAHAHAAAAAA youtu.be/2Qa9YDgtcaM TWO PENCILS THIS DUDE GOT TWOO (count em) PENCILS - DUEL WIELD AKIMBO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fore!

Your name reminds me of that "out there is a jungle" song which was associated with Smug Wojak.
>tfw it's been 5 years and a few days since Smug Wojak came out
>no one remembered
source of quote: self

btw I also miss post peeker

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

o ye its should be reminding you of ATOMIC BREAKBEAT RUBADUB STYLE RUDESTYLE BOMBOCLAATMASHING JUNGLE TUNES youtu.be/a0aa66ddrUY

brumbadump styo

youtube.com/watch?v=mL2Bgj-za5k

i got post peeker stickied me me me

whatever dude... thats fuckin heavy... lighten up a lil bit

nice

a 2'x2' box

place the box in the ground

toilet bowl and colostomy bag

omg sexy dubs i wish doremi would do me like that

we are the monkey makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams

>[
BANE

maybe it's for the best if it just ended.

Here's a touching story.
Once upon a time, monkey died.
The End.

it's not dead it's just sleepin

then we'll kill it before it wakes up.

my goose is thoroughly cooked

What if everything we believe is wrong

abolishing ruAOAOAOAOAOAughtes mrAOAOAOAughe

so monsieur man told me that he's basically given up on monkey but still comes here once in a while. . .

the crunch cam

i never told you that

summon skeletons

!!!! pissen inna closet mane?!?!

that happened to me too
maybe i'm monster croak man

i pissed on a chair once

MR PISSED ON A CHAIR MANE!?!?!??! THAT YOU!?!?!?

I pissed in a toilet once

cant beleive classic mr pissen on a chair men has returned after all this time...

you should do that more often

o n o

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no it taints the drinking water

you best believe it bud

If you believe it you can achieve it.

tell a story please.

imagine being in a packed train next to him and the pungent lips keep rubbing and pushing into the side of your head

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that slike my dream bros

I'd probably start making out with him
Went to Vermont recently, drove through NY and thought about you *blows a kiss*

guys its the ultra munkular man

ukbay.pro/

unmoderated chat attached to pirate bay proxies portal for some unknown reason

MK Ultra, the MK stands for MonKey

Seven Angels With Seven Plagues
15 I saw in heaven another great and marvelous sign: seven angels with the seven last plagues—last, because with them God’s wrath is completed. 2 And I saw what looked like a sea of glass glowing with fire and, standing beside the sea, those who had been victorious over the beast and its image and over the number of its name. They held harps given them by God 3 and sang the song of God’s servant Moses and of the Lamb:

“Great and marvelous are your deeds,
Lord God Almighty.
Just and true are your ways,
King of the nations.[a]
4 Who will not fear you, Lord,
and bring glory to your name?
For you alone are holy.
All nations will come
and worship before you,
for your righteous acts have been revealed.”[b]

virtual reality mind control game

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Jesus, you know what you have to do to get me on your side.

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xnxx/video-3jekk4c/mash_and_prolapse_play

I'm a big fan of molecules in all their forms

name your favorite molecule

uhmm, air thats noice i like that one

chemisty fun molecools with professor frizzyhair

Cummingtonite

(Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

sometimes i forget which thread i'm in and just post whatever is on my mind wherever

On this board it truly doesn't matter

uh........
uh LOL uhm
uhm yea it does bro
w––– well ok
ok yea it doesnt
UNLESS you mankgoin
mank the exceptoin
my hero

I save my best posts for this thread

fycking l AOOA OOA O@$I(U@ &&(@(&@&( &( A@(& A)IOA OA OO AO O O l luv u bro u fun @ partys i bet bro funy anser :]

handshake parties

How ya doin
Nice ta meet ya
My name's _____

Mankgoers can now resolve internet names with the Handshake Naming System (HNS)

'nit KINDA weird that MOOT works for GOOGLE now? idk ........ feel like everyones just . . . "OVER IT"

google is over his involvement with Yea Forums or Yea Forums is over his involvement with google?

like, ye, 4c users dont care.... i mean it WAS FOUR+ years ago and 4c is a 'revolving door' user base wise i would gues , ppl retiring new ppl discorvering... so makes sense. stop grilling me im pussing out im pussing out

what's the deal though? not like he's selling statistical data of s4s users to his google boss.
i think it was a smart move to cash out and get a real job while Yea Forums was mostly known as Yea Forums and memes.

two perfectly evenly chubbed moqoroq bro ..... so prouda this community . . .

two perfectly plump mellow yellow rump melons

steve

wonder

looks like orginal monkey remains the hit of the party at 27 posters versusu monkey ouwn mouth eatinna monkey's luke warm twenty-one . . . .

if you think ip count is a quality stamp then i cannot help you

bet this nibba goes into threads and meme arrows his CLEVER response
->this many posters
->but ONLY this many ips
ye good job dude wack ass comment bro

watever bro we'll be in the OTHER monkey thread and ur NOT invited ;}

fine it's past my bedtime anyway

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––wait no come back akshly

polishing my debts

ponk

...

Israel has accidentally put Tardigrades on the moon

They didn't mean that? You mean that was an accident!?!?!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I fucking hate boob dudes. Either you meant to fuck the ass raw or you didn't. I fucking hate dudes who like boobs. I HATE BOOB DUDES!!! GOD, SHIT.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

uhmmm

Give me the fucking ASS. I want to be a DICK. I want to cum inside! I want to do it purposefully! I don't mean to make a MISTAKE. I know what I'm DOING. I'm not some BOOB DUDE. Give me your fucking ASS.

Your fortune: Good Luck

so anyway

gay penis is pronounced the same as “gapeyness”

you learn something new every day

politician loses to the novelist tarot card

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

consider those cheeks clapped

wap-wap
that's the sound of a cheeks clap

teh cow says moo

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AG&* &G*A &G@G&*@$ &*H@& AH*&@$ H&*A@ $H*(A@$
lAO oA OaO oa OA L
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AH@ *$(H*($ H*($@ H*($ H@*(H@$ @$

*clap*

2damntru

2 flaps 2 furious

HOLY GUACAMOLE !!! BLESSED THRED

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bloodsucking foolery

snout sniffin into the stout pistil of dissolute propensity

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dook trooping into the dookie trail that no dook troop ever dared to dook troop into before

corps crusin in2 the crypts of corpsecropocopropholis

i thought you were dead

they are dead

i thought so

same

in 10 years time, collected works of monkey threads volumes I-XVII will be required reading in schools across the globe

christmas meats

they deserve it, those bastards

gonna go beat my christman meat

The penitent penitent penitent

rhombus rascals wrecking havoc in your [x,y] x,y∈R domain neighbourhood

drunken squares broken bottles of sharp non-convex nature

Druidic Sasquatch

Sasquitic Druquatch

imagine being beaten up by a midget. that'd be me, lads. i'd be gone.

Midgets can be quite tenacious

total bro moment.

saucepan bandits

the life sasquitic

Cheeky little midgets scurrying about in me kitchen stealing my saucepans

shut UUUUUUUP you're not that smAAAAAAAAAAArt

fuckin cringe ass shit shoehorned into post with the glee of a middle schooler learning first line of song on recorder "OH HEY THAT APPLIES HERE HEHEH IMMA INCLUDE IT NERDY JOEK HEHE" fuckin fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAg

oh god what have i done

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

if you start whining i'm out

this one fuckin mankgoer man, keeps holding his attendance over our heads like we owe him something... SCREW this dude, dude

You owe him everything

mankgoer mankgoer

if you don't consider yourself a gift to the thread then your posts just aren't good enough.

it's a monky monk world out there bro......................................................................................... . .

One who goes by the mank

I want to say "monk" like rhymes with squonk but there's no way

Can't do it

try saying the word “happiness” without saying penis, you can’t

can so

I just did it

...

No thanks

i absolutely hate that

Cara Delevingne is a good name for a band though

sianges siamange macaou

the shitfucked ape who doesnt look at anything

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Doesn't look at a single fuckin' thing.

Selected Monkey Works

It's ok to cry

i don't care if it's okay or not, i'm going to do it anyway

Breathquake

[fortune]
how do i fortune?
[/fortune]

you're gonna have to ask the mank permission first

H*( AH*(@%* HA%@ H*%@H H*(*H@(% H*@% HH*(@%

WAIT SERIOUSLY MONKEY MAN?

SERIOUSLY MNNKEY MAN IS THA TYOU???????

yes but keep it between us i'm trying to keep a low profile.

capping these replies to one day look at them side by side and assign number ratings corresponding to likelyhood of true monkey man reply , most likely posts will be marked on date-chart , and a conclusion drawn. :] jokes on u if fake : ) data point binshe

+
taunting smileys
'binshe'
talk about big future project

-
not sage

this post gets a 80% likelyhood of sparkles saved to my august 2019 folder

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copyerrrrrr, copyer
boomproof
AH&*( H(*H*( H*(H*(A@ H*(A H*(H*(A *(HA H*(A H*(H*(A H*(A *(HA (*HA(* H*(HA *(HA *(H(*H AA

KNEE DEEP IN THE SALAD

dubs neat

that'll be a good data point

Jobunga.

manker? i hardly knew her hahahahahahahahahaha

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!HAAA!!HAAAA!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
Comedy gold 5 stars archive this thread nao

oh man how can anyone follow this now the pressure is high

you've just bowled in the wrong bag partner

brb gotta shit

bowl movements

Jumanji

this bowls got room for only one bag *readies hand on banana colt*

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nice trips!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Globalism

big up globalist massive

globe up bigamist massive

Global manktastrophe

Mankular abutment

Globular Atrocity

mr worldwide

This mank is bad, he's one bad mank! Show your love for memes and being a badass, cool mank with this funny, mank meme, t shirt design!

monkeys hit rock bottom...... now he has a broken hip

And a broken shoulder, and a broken spirit

monke go awaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy

clip his earlobes for good luck

mcdiet doctor coke mane ??????????

WHOLE FOOD PLANT BASED DIET

^j::

Loop, 100
{
send, {Up}
send, ^a
send, {BS}
send, {Enter}
send, {Enter}
sleep, 500
}
Return

their mystics channel visions of massive VTOL aircraft with ducted turbofans
instead of silly self-denying desert morals

SHOE POLISH PETE

LOOP LOCC
youtube.com/watch?v=1ed_6FwrWnw

shoo Loppish Pete

pillow fluffing frank

jelqing jack

now you've gone too far

but i havent gone anywhere

STENCH BENCH come join me on the STENCH BENCH

i love you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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come back

but is asceticism cool? is it hip? these are the questions to ponder while staring at a blank wall for a million years

*jelqing at a wall for a million years

rise of the roman fampire

Step on up monkey lovers

Just how much memeory does memory foam really have

say goodnight to the stinkin' monkey

i will cast the first stone

Someone had to do it.

one well placed blow to monkeys forehead

holmer boch

I cast firestorm

tfw when i always end up gongi medic because someone fuken has to

oh yeah its dead fukem

LTJ FUKEM logical progression ambient dnb cd compilation good looking records

bomberman skylevel

There's a bomberman waiting in the sky