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Can I pick rats twice? 20,000 rats would wipe out everything with ease

Dude with a gun, and 50 eagles.

In case dude can't kill animals, 50 eagles would lift me no problem.

Eagles my guy. Just take them and fix the only thing the rats cant get.

I'll take riffle man and surround myself with a most filled with my 10 bestest croc buddies. I'd mostly just have to worry about shooting birds. The rest probably wouldn't even try to cross.

And yeah, other animals don't fly, so in the air you have nothing to worry about.

rolling

bears and lions

Same user. That comment is soul crushing. I’m 32, don’t live with my mom but have 2 roommates in a 2 bedroom apartment.

oh didnt see the gun. i'd pick the lions and the guy with the gun then

I would trade 20 000 rats for 100 000 AIDS mosquitos.

There’s not enough. The rats would just swarm the eagles when given the chance, most likely by hiding, waiting for a eagle walking around to find and then jump the eagle.

First worthwhile thread I have seen on this literal aids infested board in months.

1 nigger in clothing with a gun, and 5 niggers in fur.

nature.com/scitable/blog/viruses101/why_cant_mosquitos_transmit_hiv

Then GMO-mosquitos which CAN transport AIDS

fucking mosquitoes are you even trying

Niggers can't aim for shit.

Why do you need to say it out loud? Now I just wanna spam whitboi porn, it’s like stomping through the snow before it’s been touched

I would take the bears and the gorillas. The bears would fuck up the hunter, no problem. The gorillas can take on the lions, easy. Alligators aren't much of a threat as long as i keep my distance, it's not like those fucks are gonna be doing full sprints at me, they don't operate that way. The remaining bears and gorillas will handle the shit out of the bulls while i moonwalk across the fucking rats. The wolves would resort to the scraps of whatever lay waste, these hounds are too smart to take on a human and a few fucking gorillas while they are surround by enough food to last them the next 3 weeks. The 50 eagles pose the only real threat to me when all is said and done.

Yes, but they are nice slaves. I just need a gun from one, and brute force from others.

It takes one eagle swoop to take your eyes out as you bleed to death comforted only by the rats that will soon eat your corpse. Let alone 50 eagles that will massacre you the moment you see open skies. They perch and wait, or soar for days as the pick off your army for food. It's an obvious choice, as the hunter could also one shot you without them. The simply get to him before he sees you, as they are superior distance hunters with their eyesight. Picking them would fix both problems. Do you even rpg?

You are just wrong. In this context. "the rest" is a collective noun and should be treated as singular. Is is correct.

the problem is "the rest are coming to kill you"

can the eagles and rats guard you against 15 wolves, 4 lions, 10 crocodiles, 3 bears, 5 gorillas, 7 bulls, and a dude with a gun?

You would dead in minutes. You made very poor choices. 20,000 rats would swarm you all at once, literally not leaving a trace of evidence behind. In the mean time your bears and gorillas didn’t kill ANYTHING, not ONE rat. They didn’t get the chance because it only took what? 20 noble rats out of 20,000 to sacrifice themselves. They willingly clawed into the animals mouths and burrowed in their throats, suffocating them bc I told them to and I’m their master. Or they could of just rushed you easily

I have enough rats to create a barrier, 5 rats thick EASILY. Nice try

this wouldn't work dumbass. 50 golden eagles will easily destroy you

hell, just the rats. if i can control them, it's zerg rush the fuck outta them. game over man, game over.

The hunter also wouldn’t be have to time to aim bc he is busy being swarmed by 20,000 rats. I feel like people aren’t understanding the magnitude of 20,000 rats all acting in unity for the same end game: KILL EVERYTHING ELSE.

yeah, ever eagle just needs to catch 400 rats and then they're done.

Yeah they would just swoop down and pick the rats off one by one.

Read my other posts. Eagles weren’t a good choice, that’s on you not me

Fuck off fag.

watch Tierzoo's videos on this.

youtube.com/watch?v=EHs7hBypdNU

There would be 200 rats for each individual animal, more than enough to take care of them while your golden eagles blind the hunter and then dive bomb random creatures

The rats would burrow and hide and wait for their opportunity to swarm.

Eagles and gorillas

Rats can swim. Bad choice in animal

Depends. Do I get a gun or not? What am I allowed to give the man as a weapon?
If I get a gun I'll take the eagles and the rats. Why? 10000 rats will massacre everything on the ground, fast. The Eagles will distract the man giving me a shot to kill him. Once he goes down, the Eagles and I can mop up what the Rats couldn't finish.

you 3 aren't using your heads. The golden eagles are only after you, so they will ignore the rats. And the location would propably be an open plain with sparse tress if any, due to that being most of these animals' environments. Meaning there's no good cover so 50 eagles will get you

I'd definitely select eagles, because they are the only thing that can follow you everywhere and kill, while no other animal can deal with it. Even man with gun. Also they are based, since they can attack from air without risking much, which will make enemy blind.
Sure, eagles are cool, but against bigger animals, like gorillas and bulls, you better have a gun, so I select a man with a gun.
10 000 rats are no big deal, if you have corpses of other animals.

the tide of rats and gang of niggers and i got nothing to worry about.

>fucker's can take out countries even when working against each other, and you're letting them cooperate.

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ez. Hunter and 15 wolves

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No, you’re up against everything else even after I’m dead.

you're unarmed, that's why they're your protection. Maybe you could try to get the hunter's rifle but I reckon that's very far away

5 Gorillas and 3 Grizzlies would make me feel pretty safe.

3 bears > 5 gorillas

not using your head again. Your goal is to survive dumbass. Once you die it's over, and the two of us aren't battling each other, so I'm not up against anything smh. Once you ded, u ded

Poor choice. Should have went with 20,000 rats

The rats could easily create a barrier around me or just hide me in a pile easily while the other half swarm you

one guy
five gorillas
they're the smartest

Wolves + Crocs. Wildcard is the guy with a gun, just a shotgun, not worried.

I agree with this user. the eagles would be annoying, but as far killing larger prey they couldn't compete

Same the dude and the rats.
Humans the the most dangerous fucking things on the planet.

What abt eagles?

so you can mind control the rats now? Your comments get stupider every time. The rats will protect you yes, but they won't become as smart as humans and able to follow your every command to perform these feats

Most dangerous thing here is a man with a gun, since he would kill you 100%, before any animal reaches it.
Second dangerous thing here are 50 eagles, since nothing can stop 50 eagles from attacking you from above, not even man with a gun.
Other animals are big or fast, but they can be easily defeated by gun, or by eagles.

So, I select 50 eagles, and a man with a gun. Also imagine petting eagle.

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that eagle looks like a little bitch

10,000 rats
5 gorillas

Rats go straight for sniper while gorillas hide until he’s dead. Then it’s EZ win

Come at us bro

Man with a gun shoots ya, before gorillas even notice him

a golden eagles can see objects from 3 kms away. They'll notice the hunter long before he notices them and rip him to shreds. Also, how do you plan to take out those 10k rats? Or any of the other animals? The swarm of rats would be 500 meters wide and like 1.5 km long.

golden eagles dive bomb you. U ded

>a golden eagles can see objects from 3 kms away. They'll notice the hunter long before he notices them and rip him to shreds.
Maybe. But I'd like to have a man with a gun.
>Also, how do you plan to take out those 10k rats? The swarm of rats would be 500 meters wide and like 1.5 km long.
I bet hunter has a car or something, so you can simply drive away from them, they are slower than car. Meanwhile, eagles can deal with them. Sure, it would take them couple days.
Also, they would be more interested in freshly dead other animals.
> Or any of the other animals?
Shoot them, if it is impossible to drive away, or if eagles can't take care of them.

definitely trolling at this point. gg

you were the everything-proof-shield kid on the playground weren't you

No, serious.
Rats are only 13 km/h top speed, so even human can run away from them. Sure you need to be fit, this is why hunter better have a car.
Other animals could be blinded/killed by eagles, or killed by bullet.

No, I was the kid who was pissing in sandbox in playground.

Eagles and Man.
>man gives me a gun
>25 eagles lift me and 25 lift man
>flying safari hunt
>???
>profit

>Eagle can kill
Man, wolves, gorillas.
>Eagle can blind
Bear, Lion, Crocodile
>Crocodile
bear, bulls, man, wolves, gorilla, lion
>Bear
Bulls, man, wolves, gorillas, lions
>Bulls
Man, wolves
>Man
Eagles, crocodiles, bears, bulls, man, wolves, rats, gorillas, lions
>Wolves
Man
>Rats
Idk
>Gorilla
Wolves
>Lions
Bears, Bulls, Wolves, Gorillas.

So, definitely a man, and eagles.

dumbass again. First, hunter has no car, so you're both on foot. Lions, goriilas, bulls and bulls are faster than you so they'll catch up eventually. Some of your golden eagles will die if you have them intervene with those faster animals. And it would take a very very very long time for the remainder eagles to take out 10k rats

Also the fact that you have to fight them leads me to believe you won't be able to just run away for ever. For all we know they could have you surrounded or something and so you must survive like that.

Based.
Also eagles see targets better.

The middle option is actually just a cardboard cutout

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what is gonna stop those 10 thousand rats tho

Thx. I also figured they could drop us off far away. And while we gather supplies they could continue the fight. Add bonus is while flying through the air the big animals will trample the smaller things like the rats.

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Nothing can stop the eagles and rats if you don't pick them, their numbers are too high, but they can't stop everything else in time. Maybe if I were in good shape and was allowed to just set off running and have the animals chase me while mine killed them I'd have a chance with eagle/wolf, but if they attacked my defenders or I had to stand and fight it'd be a nope.

Just checked and the eagles can hold 30 lbs, so that would be way more feasible than I realised. Some of the extra eagles could drop rocks onto the rat horde to save us some time.

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>First, hunter has no car, so you're both on foot.
Sheit.
> Lions, goriilas, bulls and bulls are faster than you so they'll catch up eventually.
Not faster than a bullet.
>Some of your golden eagles will die if you have them intervene with those faster animals.
Unlikely. They are flying after all.
Anyway, better be fast than sorry, and use a gun.
> And it would take a very very very long time for the remainder eagles to take out 10k rats
>Also the fact that you have to fight them leads me to believe you won't be able to just run away for ever. For all we know they could have you surrounded or something and so you must survive like that.
Well, didn't think about rats.

Fire can kill them.

Holy fuck, 15 kilos?
Where can I get an eagle?

I see your 10000 methed out rats and raise you 5 gorillas on pcp and a crackhead with a hammer

>eagles could drop rocks onto the rat horde to save us some time.

We Narnia now

>Not faster than a bullet.
How are you taking these shots. Standing still to get proper aim, and therefore letting them get much closer to you or will you run and shoot, lowering your speed and accuracy simultaneously? Keep in mind he may still miss some, and also the reload time.

>Unlikely. They are flying after all.
Well they won't successfully blind an animal everytime they strike

>Well, didn't think about rats
Well they are OP here

Ok firebender

Just stomp on the rats while running around ez

Something like that happens? I never read the books and the movie(s?) seemed pretty lame.

Eagles aren't that smart bro. Also it's unlikely the eagles could lift you, considering their limited intelligence to understand you want them to do this and the fact that there is little surface area to grab unto, namely your shoulders and arms only, allowing only like 5 or 6 eagles to carry you. Not to mention, those motherfuckers' claws will rip into your skin like jellow causing you lots of pain. It's not like you have on protective gear

Meant to say flesh, not skin

>How are you taking these shots.
Depends on situation. If they are far away, properly aim and shoot.
If they are too close - shoot as fast as possible, since in this case accuracy doesn't really matter when you see bear or lion in couple meters away from you.
>Well they won't successfully blind an animal everytime they strike
And they don't have to. Their primary purpose is to see animals before you can see, and try dealing with it.
>Rats
Can they climb out of deep (1.5 meters) trench?

I only need 5 eagles, I'm 140 lbs. Also I can easily wrap some bark in cloth and cover my arms with it. If there were no peep time for something that simple then every scenario would be a loss.

As for the intelligence thing. That's silly, I'm being hunted by animals that see each other as predator and prey. If they are going to work together to hunt me a cross the globe than I think it's fair to say the animals can follow simple commands.

Bears and lions. I'm not scared of a pussy with a rifle. They'll maul his ass and i can ride either the lions or the bears back to the city while the animals continue being retarded. Doesn't say i have to kill all of them.

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This is retarded because animals don't fight like pokemon to begin with and you would run out of bullets.

Guy with a gun gets taken out by numbers and mauled 100% of the time
Wtf is he gonna do be a wise cowboy like royce in predators or the nazi safari guy in jumanji?

Very incorrect. I looked it up. The heaviest wieght lifted by a half eagle(which is larger than a golden eagle, and therefore stronger was around 15 lbs(I'm sure birds have lifted heavier, but I digress). 30lbs would be for the strongest eagles and golden eagles and bald eagles are around the same size and probably strength. So if we use the strongest recorded bald eagle carry, you'd still need 9 golden eagles.

So 1)not enough area for 9 golden eagles(only shoulders and arms)
2) They would probably tire out extremely quickly, even if those 9 somehow managed considering they are lifting the heaviest thing they can
3)eagles still aren't smart enough to follow orders like this dipshit

>you would run out of bullets.
10 for crock
3 for bear
7 for bull
15 for wolf
5 for gorilla
4 for lion
20 bullets for fuck up
64 bullets - no problem.
>Guy with a gun gets taken out by numbers and mauled 100% of the time
They say that shit attack only me, not him, so he doesn't get mauled

>3)eagles still aren't smart enough to follow orders like this dipshit
They are smart enough to be trained.

Select eagle, but to kill me.

>Depends on situation. If they are far away, properly aim and shoot.
If they are too close - shoot as fast as possible, since in this case accuracy doesn't really matter when you see bear or lion in couple meters away from you.
One shot isn't nearly enough to take out a bear unless it's a head shot, which is obviously unlikely.

>And they don't have to. Their primary purpose is to see animals before you can see, and try dealing with it.
Yeah, a 15 lb animal can't kill a 200 lb one, so the eagles can only try to blind them

Can they climb out of deep (1.5 meters) trench?
Well, considering there are 10k rats, 1.5m of rat trapped will barely put a dent in their numbers. Plus, it'll take a while to dig that, giving the other creatures an opportunity to swarm you, and one sniper would be overwhelmed

Well, take your sweet time training them while the animals surround you within minutes and them obliterate you and your half trained eagles

Rats and eagles. Natural enemies, the perfect combination to keep me alive. I have a SWARM of rodents that will devour, replicate, and hunt down all of my foes, and a legion of eagles ready to swoop down and claw righteous fury against all those that will hunt me. The other things may have qualities that would be awful against a regular person- but a regular person with an ARMY of rats and eagles? I win hands down.

>1 hunter
Eagles and rats relentlessly attack him, he's the first one downed. He might get one or two of the eagles, so what. That could have been me getting clawed and swarmed, but not anymore.

>7 bulls
Just get somewhere where they can't charge me and let my minions do the rest. The rats bite at their hoof-ankles and watch them topple over like the rat-food they were destined to be.

>5 gorillas
Okay, this one is close. Gorillas are fucking powerhouses. I gotta get the fuck away from them as fast as possible. I have no real way to do so outside of getting locked inside a car or... shit, I have no idea. I cannot out-run these things. All I can do is bide my time as my eagles swoop down on these mother-fuckers, the gorillas swinging at them like king-kong on the empire state building. Sooner or later, they shall all topple down.

>3 bears
Bears are smart, fast, and have a mean claw. Fortunate for me, they don't know how to fucking open doors. Doors. Turn a knob and you got me. Rats will descend upon them like weebs to a new loli-hentai. Only 3 of them, so it's quick.

>4 lions
Big-cats. Cannot open doors, not as strong as bears or gorillas, but mean as hell and quicker than a well-to-do white family getting outta a black-ass ghetto. Mice and birds are their bread-and butter, aside from gazelles and shit. I just have to wait. And so do my rats. Once asleep, the swarm will come for them. It will come to them all.

>15 timber-wolves
Same deal as the lions, but the eagles will have an easier time swooping down and scratching the shit out of these-

I'd think an animal's logical response to getting attacked would be to take out the attacker

Okay first of that's the amount of weight they are comfortable carrying. They can carry up to 30 at straining levels. I'm not sure why my legs can't be grabbed by them but w/e. I can easily fashion a harness out of branches and give them a long pull bar to hold onto, facilitating plenty of eagles. And eagles are smarter than you give credit. I don't see why you think that's unfeasible, but 100000 rats Charing against predators on behalf of a human makes sense. It's a game mate.

-things, guerrilla warfare, but with eagles and mice.

>10 crocodiles
Tougher skin, can catch birds in their mouthes, and mice will crawl in. Thats my plan for the mice, though. They eat the crocodiles from the inside out. Bursting from the insides like a bunch of parasitic maggots, I will have secured my victory.

I have survived, and I shall be forever grateful to mice and eagles. I shall salute every eagle I ever see and rent 'mouse-trap' in honor of those that defended me.

God speed, rats and eagles.
God speed.

Finally, gentlemen of sensible tastes.

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You have no proof to show me that they can carry 30 lbs and I found none. I however have proof of my own inthe pic attached. And with this bar thing, you just plan to hold on like that? Your arms will start hurting within minutes and the pain will be so intense after like 10 minutes you'll want to let go. And if you do that you fall from some height and injure yourself. And because of that, you still very improbable way of travel will be infrequent and stamina consuming, for you and the birds, and could be your downfall if you try that stupid plan. And again, you can't train eagles to do that

Also you seem to have forgotten that the rats are after you so they will follow you. They aren't following on behalf of a person stupid, they just want to kill you

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>One shot isn't nearly enough to take out a bear unless it's a head shot, which is obviously unlikely.
I suppose hunter has good eyesight, and knows to use a gun, so I trust him. He would definitely do headshot within couple tries from a large distance.
>Yeah, a 15 lb animal can't kill a 200 lb one, so the eagles can only try to blind them
Once they blind bigger animal, other eagles can try removing blood supply to brain.
Seagulls do it all the time with stray dogs, so eagles can do it too.
>Well, considering there are 10k rats, 1.5m of rat trapped will barely put a dent in their numbers.
One rat is 30 cm by 10 cm by 10 cm (aprox).
If rats go in one line, it is 0,3*10 000 = 3 000 meters, or 3 kilometers.
If they go in 100 x 100 grid, that is 0,1*100=10 meters by 0,3*100=30 meters thing.
I think you can kill them with fire no problem. But having car would be nice.
After all, you can climb a tree, idk. Knocking off couple rats would be easy.
>and one sniper would be overwhelmed
Better not distract dude and let him do his job. I can't aim for shit, I'm useless.

Well the first thing that pops up on a search is 30 lbs but the link is dead so I can't check the sources. I did read a studies that said under strain both bald eagles and golden eagles can hold up to 3x their weight. Also the bar is attached to a harness. I think I said that.

I'm regards to training and intelligence(which you seem to lack). I was referring to the fact that the rats can follow your command IF you chose them. It's silly to think that animals would follow your orders but can't simply work together to pick up a stick. Every scenario would fail if the animals couldn't follow simple tasks.

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Dumbass, the animals you pick defend you no matter what, so there's no need to tell rats what to do, they just attack the other animals, no fancy bullshit like your eagle plan.

And you say under strain they can do it. It they're straining to lift you, I'd reckon they could only do it for like a minute before they tired, making that tactic useless

I'm going to sleep now, it's 10 pm

>If they go in 100 x 100 grid, that is 0,1*100=10 meters by 0,3*100=30 meters thing.
Well, two bendy buses in parallel.
So yeah, not that much. Can really climb on tree and see them dying of starvation after a week or so. While me? My man is hunter, we can eat bulls no problem.

How can cardboard kill ya

Attacking and defending are two different things, if the rats only defended then they'd get wiped out. In fact so would anything. Again. No scenario would work if you couldn't issue proper strategic commands to the animals. Eagles would have no difficulty picking up a bar.

If there are ten eagels lifting 140lbs there would be no strain due to equal distribution of weight.

Goodnight buddy.

that trench will still do little dmg.

Also, his reload and aim time would probably be a bit, so the sheer amount of large animals could overwhelm him immediately

And the animals, although blind will still take out some of the eagles. I still think eagles and rats is the best choice

And again fire and car are not in the scenario

Going to bed now

But will those animals protect against niggers?

>that trench will still do little dmg.
Yes, indeed. Tree with eagles and me sitting somewhere on branch with stone and a rope would work better.
Also this will protect shooter from crocodiles, bulls (we select strong tree), wolves and maybe lions.
> so the sheer amount of large animals could overwhelm him immediately
Depends on type of gun. In any case, being high on tree will reduce stress.
>And the animals, although blind will still take out some of the eagles.
I have doubts. It will take only extra chromosome eagles.
>I still think eagles and rats is the best choice
What can rats do? They are pretty useless. They can't unite, like crows would, or seagulls.
>And again fire
Fire is a valid scenario. I'm smoker and I have lighter. Gunman can use gunpowder and t-shirt to make fire.

Eagles and Man win. Best combo 2019.

Eagles are nice, but they come with one drawback.

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why do birds shit white?

Same reason negros cum black I suppose.

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looked it up. its cause they dont piss, so all the uric acid in their shit turns it white

Because they have one unified hole.
Their shit (feces) is greenish-brown color, but white stuff is piss. Since birds care about weight reduction, they piss with uric acid paste, since less water - less heavy. Less heavy - better gas mileage.

thats a better answer than google

Yes, but birds are always shit on me for some reason.
They are lucky I love birds, otherwise seagulls would eat thumbtacks...

Pics of cloaca or it didn't happen.

Oof, I've never gotten dumped on by one. A friend of mine did and a teacher told him it was good luck.

- zoom in, you will see cloaca.

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50 eagles and the gators.

Lay back in a pool and wait, the eagles can take care of the dude with the sniper first, while that happens the gators decimate anyone willing to even try to swim to you, eagles come back and pick preys one by one (50 eagles is an enormous number, the rifleman will get maybe 5 to 6 before his eyes are gouged out)

Maybe the bears could be a danger but l doubt they could take on so many gators and eagle (eagles are fucking ferocious my dude)

On closer inspection I have spotted the cloaca, you have provided adequate proof and have proven to be proficient in birdology.

Bear and gorilla, kill the hunter and steal the gun

Anyone who didn't pick the hunter is a fucking retard and a newfag of the highest order.

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>A friend of mine did and a teacher told him it was good luck.
I have heard it somewhere too.
Anyway, I have parrot, so I'm used to this.

You ever stick your dick in it's sewage system? I'd love to have a bird but I don't want to raise something that isn't as capable as human. Also I don't want to end up fucking it.

Use a binary to ASCII converter and thank me later

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No thanks.

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>You ever stick your dick in it's sewage system?
No. Go to with such thoughts. Parrots don't have dicks, so their cloaca isn't designed for inserting anything there. They Have Sex™ by simply touching their cloacas. Also, they are too small anyway, even bigger ones.
> I'd love to have a bird but I don't want to raise something that isn't as capable as human.
Birds are smart (especially bigger parrots, crows, maybe eagles), smarter than dog. But they are not as capable as adult humans. Maybe 3 year old toddler level of intelligence.
>Also I don't want to end up fucking it.
You definitely should visit
Dude there described how does he kiss the vent...

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>give the rats some crystal meth
Now there's an idea.

>hunter and rats
Hunter with a flame thrower takes care of air forces while rats ground

Nigger and lion

Why would you need 5 niggers? The task isn't to rape and steal.

What does the terrain look like?

Sheiiit.

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The hunter and the four lions.

Bird shit doesn't stink, so whatever.

Ooooooh, burned.

2 man.

The problem is that basically all of these are shit at protecting and great at killing. But I guess I'll go bull and bear

I think it should be, "The rest will be trying to kill you."

>Eagle
Can't protect from anything.
>Gator
Can protect from all, but mice and only it water.
>Bear
Can protect from wolves, gorillas, and hunter
>Bull
Can protect against wolves.
>Wolves
Can't protect from anything.
>Mice
Can't protect from anything
>Gorilla
Can protect from wolves.
>Lion
Can protect from gorillas, wolves.

Obvious gator and eagle.

Just use a binary to ASCII converter and you are good to go

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I would select... Hm...
Can I fuck animal which protects me, right? I select man with a gun. Two man with a gun.

the rats and the hunter

50 eagles dive bomb you. Each eagle is 7 kilos of meat.

you pretty much have to fucking choose the hunter or he'll just fucking shoot you, no matter how many things are protecting you, if he gets the right angle on you you're fucked.

too easy rats and falcons. 10000 rats is WAY too many and i could make a shield from the sniper with less than 100 probably. the falcons would just pick off the rest and what isnt killed by the falcons can just be overpowered by thousands of rats.

>falcons
>clearly an eagle
Kek.

This.
Also you can fuck the man

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i have autism so i have BLEEP off! KEK OR CRINGE cringe!

Falcons are not eagles at all. They are more related to parrots.
I have autism too, so FUCK off or CRINGE

Just use a binary to ASCII converter and you are good to go

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If they are full size male Grizzlies then grizzlies

If they aren't, but all gorillas are full sized silverbacks then gorillas

Also rats

It's fucking stupid not to choose the rats

It is stupid not to choose man with a gun, man.

Not disagreeing, I would choose the man with the gun after the grizzlies or silverbacks, but that is a single chambered shot gun and would not be able to stop 3 charging grizzlies, 5 gorillas, or 3 bulls etc,

My insisting to use rats is firm though, the 10,000 rats could take out all the rest (though the eagles would be really hard)

People just cannot fathom how big 10,000 is

Typical rat is 4 inches by 12 inches.
So, 10 000 of them, arranged in 100x100 is 400 x 1200 inches, or 33 1/3 ft x 100 ft.
Which is not that big to be honest.

That's enough to 3300 square feet is enough to make a 6 rat thick impenetrable armor around me and my grizzlies and still have enough to swarm whoever's coming after me

>3330 sq ft of back to back, side to side, rat blanket
>not that big
Are you retarded?

This is a shit thread the hunter destroys everything plus."MUH BATTLEGROUND?"plz be smarter next time.

That is not much really, since they can't unite or anything, and will be like gas after a while.

This, gators and eagles are more then enought.

50 eagles. Nothing more.
I find tree, break it. Duct tape eagles to the log.
Stick myself to log. Eagles finally take off, and I start pissing on all animals from above, including 10 000 rats.
Eagles fly out of this weird shithole and problem solved.

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Can I get pic related instead of animal?
With this I can BTFO everyone.
Eagles will get helicopter.
Gator will get head cracked
Bear will get bones broken from me riding over.
Bull will get balls removed with spinning wheel.
Man will get his gun stolen, since I'm fast nigga.
Wolves will be ran over
Rats? Those fuckers are too slow
Gorilla? I will let them try scooter, they will crash badly and die
Lions? I will use gun I stole, straight into ass

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the rifleman and eagles. then i cast moat. gg

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The scooter truly is an apex predator.

Because Grizzlies are afraid of water

This. Especially this design.

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does bear fly? no? then no atak

10 crocs & 3 bear

1 (one) rat.
All other animals would get confused by my autism, and dude with a gun will drop his gun. I will take the gun, point at man, get patronen and go removing other animals.

Dude with gun and the 10000 rats.
A dude with a gun can take out anything but the 10000 rats fairly easily.
>b-but birds
Dude with a gun and I will just go indoors. Rats will get eaten in small numbers, but 50 birds of prey will never overwhelm 10000 vermin, they will collapse from exhaustion before they kill half. Not that the rats actually matter when it come to killing things.
>b-but gators
Reptiles are stupid, clumsy, and lazy. The strategy of just going indoors will work against them too.
>b-but BEARS
Bears are dangerous, yes, but they are still very mortal. Ya boy Dude with a gun will still win that fight every time, even if his pants are brown afterwards.
>b-but oxen
Literally a non-threat, herbivores are complete pussies.
>b-but wolves
Indoors. Gun.
>b-but niggers
Remember Harambe? Gun > gorrilas.
>b-but lions
Just like literally everything else in Africa, they are going extinct for a reason. A dude with a gun who is shooting from a safe place is always going to beat a lion.

Rats, since they will kill everything due to numbers. And human because he has a gun, without the human you will just get fucking domed instantly

Birds are probably the smartest (after gorillas) here. They would finish those 10 000 rats in 40-ish days, and I have doubts you can shoot such niggers easily.

the dude and the lions

Why is you like this?

I pick the rats twice

Not against that many eagles.

Rats and Eagles.

Eagles deal with Hunter's eyes, then other animals' eyes. Rats are so numerous and vicious any land based animal is going to die wading through the sea of biting before reaching me. In the end this is the only combo that can work.

Yes humans are the most dangerous, but that's one for one. A single human with a rifle is not going to take out 50 eagles before he loses his eyes. If he were the best hunter in the world I don't think he could get even half.

Land animals vs 10,000 bites = dead. There is NO question about that.

All I need to do is lie down while the eagles deal with the only ranged attacker and then sit up to watch every single land animal lose its legs.

50 birds would get you before you could reach cover. The human is easily overwhelmed by that many birds. The rats would eliminate all the walking animals but the eagles would gouge out your everything, and gorge on rats besides.