Hey all. I’m a pedophile. Ask me anything

You see a thicc 13 yr old girl walking alone. Wwyd?

Why makes you attracted to kids anyway. Did something happen in you're childhood or something?

lol this guy gets it ;)

Epstein is going to burn.

Have you ever acted on it?

thoughts on the LGBT community?

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Have you ever considered killing your self? If no why? Because you should really be doing it. I mean like, really, really, really.

Hi i'm Super Straight and like all female ages sizes and ethnic backrounds,

Do like star sessions or secret stars?

its been down for weeks... the fuck

Have u tried the other 2?

What will you do when, as a father, it's time to change diapers?

All down.

Not much. I’ve taken pictures of kids in public before to jack to but that’s it

WTF is 155?

I fucking hate the term thicc, they aren’t thick, they’re fat

>just try the other 2

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I don’t really know. I get asked this a lot and I can never think of anything (besides my hot science teacher who was very obviously grooming me, but I never realized that until long after I was grown up)

I support them. I can’t really think of anything else, unless if you’d like to get more specific

Are you a nigger?

Why are you a pedophile? Why the hell are you attracted to children you sick fuck?

Can you describe the very first experience you had? Were you scared, horny, stuff like that? Give us the details

Sorry, I don’t know what those are

If im in the middle of nowhere and download cheese pizza will the fuzz bother to get me

A chan full of Cheese Pizza.

I don’t know. I really don’t know if I’m going to be a father or not, it’s way too risky

No. I’m white

Oh shit I know what that is then

How is it accessed

Nice try FBI

In general? Or with a kid?

You don't ask about it. Find it yourself

Just send in a request to handle indecent material for investigative purposes and your supervisor should let you access to your hearts content.

Google.

Damn im jelly. Is it HD vids with good angles or only old shit

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kys Op
please do it for us all

With a kid. General details aren't really good stories. First time with a kid though? That makes for some interesting storytelling

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It's down nigger, you couldn't if you wanted to

Depends how far down the rabbit hole you want to go

At the time when it wasnt stewpid. What was the quality

allegedly. I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW

Nah, not FBI. Just an... interested party.

Kik: theguyfromtheb

They're all down... they're never coming back...did you expect free cp on the top surface of the internet forever?

Hey there. I'm recovered and am now a happy housewife in a normal relationship. Maybe we have something in common?

I used to get off to CP and lolicon as a teenager. It was because my porn tastes were getting more and more depraved as I continued to masturbate to depravity. CP was satisfying to a need for the bottom of the barrel of porn. I eventually got in a huge amount of trouble when they found out about my porn habits during a stay in a mental hospital. I hope you don't go that route. It was the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

Maybe you could use a break from fapping? Are you looking to kick your desires for children out of your head? Do you think you could be happy in a normal relationship?

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155 is for those who don't want to go deeper

155,144 and 180. All Cheese pizza boards. Use at your own risk.

Considering you say you are a housewife and you used to be a deranged fuck, how about you follow the rules and post tits and timestamp or get the fuck out. You must be dirty enough to do that

Cp is posted on pr0n hub and xhamster, not hard to find. I accidently may have stumbled across some the other day

You dont accidentally find it unless you put in CP I presume?

Not saying i have but i some look familiar on twitter. Theres a huge secret side of cheese on twitter with locked accs. My acc kept getting banned and eventually just got into cuck porn. Now im on cuck side of twitter

No. Its just generic titles with low views im guessing. Im just not sure

On a scale of 1-10 how unethical was to catch a Predator?

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ORLY?
trichan(dot)de/

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Those boards are never coming back. Last month when they were online for a few hours and got shut down again. A bunch of guy got busted for running a cp trafficking ring. They were the ones responsible for the triforce Chan's.

Nah I was looking for latinas and shit appeared in related videos with strange title.

oh shit...

Was one of them last name Epstein?

It's been way Way longer than a few days since June 15. The boards are not coming back.

I reported it to the FBI. And used the term Hebe. For real I did this. I felt guilty after a good fap and reported it. I'm the reason down.

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>Kik
You’re definitely the FBI if you’re using that shithole of a honeypot messenger.

OP, are you just attracted to minors and have never done anything sexual towards the group, or are you into porn and actually fucking them?

This is a fair point.

Link to news article?

sooner or later, like niggers selling crack on the streets, they always come back

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kys

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Sometimes you do just "accidentally" find it. I remember I was into a "naughty babysitter" sort of thing and then a weird homemade video popped up and it was legit this 13 year old teen finger blasting and essentially raping the 6 year old girl he was watching. It was taken down within a few hours.

>not /sw/
Shame, shame upon you

No joke on this. Kik is literally raided with Feds who reel in stupidasses who join those groups on the daily.

It's a hard knocks life bud. Just don't act on those desires (and I'm almost certain you already have.) Takes one to know one.

>Larper

Tits or GTFO

google nudism, see pee get

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have you ever given in to your urges?

how do pedos feel about hebes?

Nudism is not cp(see pee)

Yup. I did a lot of research on this for my criminology course, and out of curiosity as well, and I’d say that a whopping 30% of all CP arrests in the US are from Kik. They literally log every single thing you do while using the app, and the app has its own technology to detect and report illegal images. I say good for Kik, but how are pedos so fucking retarded to use such an unsecure app to commit crimes. They literally must have 20IQ.

>posting cp links
Enjoy your ban nigger.

What do you think about Catch A Predator and all the copy cats on YouTube?

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Tranny server there is zero males or females which is (((good))) cuz only traps

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Goo nigger GOOO

Then post a picture of it here if its not cp and there is nothing wrong with it.

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>hebes
Are you referring to jewish people? I'm not sure how the two are related.

not heebs silly, hebephiles

Nudity isn't inherently sexual.

Or that's what I said at my indecent exposure hearing.

i dont see any cp dumb fuck

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Challenge accepted. Go ahead and ban me. I'll be back on a different up address.

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I guess Spiderman spent too much time in the loli threads

Pedo or paedo means children pre puberty
Hebe or hebephilia mean teenagers during or after the onset of puberty

I didn't say he posted cp, I said he posted a link to a cp website.
The site might be down, but I'm sure mods probably wouldn't appreciate it none the less. I've been banned for posting way less than that.
Dumb fuck.

dumb shit, post young nudism, go ahead. The one that is consideres cp, not gp (grandma porn) dont pretend not to know what we are all talking about nigger

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Not to mention that its still illegal and Yea Forums admins will report his post with IP address to the NCMEC/INTERPOL.

YOuR TRachist DONT Say theHOLYY HOLYY MOLU N WORD JOIN THIS NIGGER RACSIT SERVER?!@
Tranny server there is zero males or females which is (((good))) cuz only traps

Kekekk3434kkKkbbpT
www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX\2uVjnVV
\www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX

Goo nigger GOOO

It's depressing. As much as I feel guilty, I'm bummed.

Shit stain. nothing illegal was posted so suck my dick.

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You must be new here. Mods don't let you post links to cp retard. That shits illegal.

yee, i wanna know how pedos feel about hebes

Then it's impossible. Nudism is not pornography. There are more ppl in this world that consider nudism as art rather than porn. Whether you're 8 minutes out of the womb or 80 years old it's not porn unless the visual depiction of sexual gratification is in evidence.

you piece of shit

Doesn't matter to Yea Forums mods, naked children=cp=ban.

Dude I feel so bad for you. If you actually posted that through your home IP you are fucked. Yea Forums works closely with the feds. You broke the law. Get ready to have your down kicked down in a few months. You’re fucking stupid dude.

Anything can become pornography if you're using it for sexual gratification

This

True. And it ceases to be non-porn of whatever it started out as.

ranchi lasted like 20 years

Did you vote for Donald Trump?

Seeing as how you're a pedo, I'm guessing yes.

Draw a line that is tangent to the curve y = 2x^4 - 3x^3 + 4 at x = 2.

The way Yea Forums is nowadays whether a child is clothed or unclothed posting a child will get you banned

Don't you have to do something with a kid to be a pedo

>orange man bad
You libcucks will look for any reason to bash on Trump. Just accept that he'll be you're president for the next 6 years.

unless they're famous, then you can still go ahead and post bikini pics etc

It will get you banned but not v&.

Kekekk3434kkKkbbto
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
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GOy GOy GOy

Kekekk3434kkKkbbwI
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX\2uVjnVV
\www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX

GOy GOy GOy

Does a virgin need to do something with a girl to be straight?

Why are children sexy?

with trumps age, weight, and diet i don't think he's got 6 years even if he did get reelected.

way to get yourselves v& idiots

Probably to be labeled as a pedo. Not so sure if all you do is look at digital and/or non-digital cp

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Are you ready for a broken broom stick to be shoved up your ass when you inevitably get arrested, you chomo faggot?

Trump was friends with Epstein. Trump raped a 13 year old girl in his island.

Plus, it's well known that Trump supporters are pedos.

Not all Trump supporters are pedos, but all pedos are Trump supporters.

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Tranny server there is zero males or females which is (((good))) cuz only traps

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Goo nigger GOOO

Kekekk3434kkKkbbAC
lazy nerd u cant copy nothing to a new tab
www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX\2uVjnVV
\www.discord.com\invite\zSyp9sX

GOy GOy GOy

Fuck off beaner

Give me some tips to not be caught in the deep web I am new at this

Yeah stay away

Which one of us Yea Forums user pedos are you talking about?

why dont you kill yourself?

Imagine being this devoted to a delusional old con man. I’m not even trying to bag on him. That’s low hanging fruit. I’m legitimately concerned his brain is mush or in the process of becoming so. The dudes lost his god damn mind.

Why don't you?

cause im not a pedo

gg/A6BCUb

Hes not even close to the oldest or fattest president.

is that I found very good things, it's like a new world for me, even in my country nobody is arrested for these things

Probably for the best honestly considering that 90% of users will fap to it

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How many nonces are there in governments and entertainment industry (judenwood, music, etc.)?

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Is this the case legally speaking?

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i don't know about fattest, but yes, trump was in fact the oldest man ever elected president.
but it's more about the combination of the three things i mentioned.
if he was any two of those, i wouldn't have said it, but he's in his 70s, obese, and eats junk... that's not a good combo.

What dude kids are hot that's just a fact

What was it?

people have been imprisoned for cutting the heads out of childrens clothes magazines and pasting them on photos of adult porn star bodies, for manufacture of cp.
never made it to scotus or even federal appeals afaik but lower courts upheld shit like that.

Did you vote for that politician I don't like?

Given that you've highlighted a personal characteristic that is negative in a cultural context, I'm guessing you did.

Moralfags and a super boring OP.

But if I fap to a non-pornographic image of a child does it become cp in the eyes of the law? Asking for a friend

Describe how your science teacher groomed you plz.

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no, but if it became public enough i'm sure they'd find something to charge you with, or just take an image you had of an adult and call it cp (they'll get a medical expert to falsely claim an adult is a kid, they've done this even with commerical, studio produced porn... there's a rather famous case where they arrested a man for cp like that, the medical expert swore to the court there was 0% change she was older than 12, and the actress showed up in court with all her records and was like 20 in the movie)

They can just claim it looks indecent and go with that

Hello, OP!
You opened this thread in seek of help, didn’t you?

You want to be found.

I get the message.

And I’ll help you.

What if my friend fapped to cp he stumbled on without saving it?

What are you saying, he wants to be publicly exposed as a pedo?

illegal with very few exceptions (NY allows the 'accident and only in cache' defense, but pretty much everywhere else it's strict liability on CP possession unless you immediately report it-- at which point all your electronics are confiscated).
when you view an image in your browser, it's downloaded to your cache and you possess it. you "saved" it when you viewed it, not when you saved another copy to somewhere besides your browser cache

and also, "stumbled on" would have to be legit, because if you actively sought it, and they will check your search history and everything else, you can't get out of it

like if they found this thread in your browser history, you're fucked on claiming any cp on your computer got there by accident

How would I go about finding male or gay stuff?

Are you nigger?

>browser history

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By killing yourself

Pedos are retarded. Why not just encrypt your drives? Then no one can do shit about it. Literally so simple.

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Not OP but a pedophile has sexual attraction towards kids. A child molester acts on that urge.

Right. There is a difference. While I don't necessarily defend pedophilia, they are human after all. I'm not big enough of a cunt to forget that fact. They literally can't control what they are into any more than a faggot. Only difference is that faggotry is widely and generally accepted.

I mean being dominated/topped by a pre-adult sounds fucking hot.

Uh, yeah. If I could have that with my cousin, I'd be fuckin set.

>they are human
subhuman*

well, first of all, if you encrypt with bitlocker you'd be fucked, because MS will have your keys and will provide them to LE.

second, you'd need really tight opssec. if they've taken your computer because something already indicated to them it had CP, you'll be held in contempt and jailed until you decrypt it on your own. one dude has been locked up like 3 years now because the cops think he has cp but he won't decrypt his drive.
if they know in advance they're coming for someone who uses strong encryption, they can just watch you until they get the password somehow when you type it in. thanks to the patriot act they can get warrants to secretly install surveillance stuff in your house without ever telling you they were inside.

>thanks to the patriot act they can get warrants to secretly install surveillance stuff in your house without ever telling you they were inside.
Only if they suspect you of terrorism not possession of cp

I've been considering whether or not to invest some of my 401k into a Roth IRA.

Do you know enough about the subject to give a fair recommendation?

nope.

it's almost never actually used for terrorism cases. like 1 or 2 percent of sneak and peak warrants are for terrorism, it's mostly used for drugs

I have a foot fetish (strictly with women), I've had bisexual desires since I was 13, all sorts of shit. You can't help that you're into something. What you CAN help is what you do with those desires. "Let he that desires to follow me first deny himself."

Oh look, you think your opinion actually matters. Adorable.

Why haven't you joined Pi yet?

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this faggot is actually arguing his foot fetish is 'born this way'
lmao

I discovered my foot fetish with my younger sister when I was only 5 years old (she was 4). All of a sudden I found myself staring at them and just thinking about touching them and I felt "weird" downstairs. I didn't ASK to have it or think those thoughts. Just kind of happened.

Do enlighten us all on your extensive knowledge on the development of fetishes and sexuality.

What if they genuinely forgot the password? Would they really have to hold someone for that? Sounds fucked.

the cases so far, they were known to have accessed it within a short time frame, so 'i forgot' hasn't been accepted.

it's a currently developing issue. there's a circuit split on whether they can make you do it at all.

Yup because they would just assume the person's lying about forgetting the password

That's guilty until proven innocent

Similarly I’ve always heard that cops cannot force you to unlock an iPhone through passcode, but can force you to unlock it through TouchID/FaceID if you have it enabled. Huge fucking loophole. I don’t really know much about how the law works though. If cops get a search warrant for an iPhone does the owner legally have to unlock it? They cannot make anyone do anything... but would that be grounds for charging someone for contempt/obstruction?

faggot

yeah the distinction is supposed to be you can't be forced to use the contents of your mind to assist in your own prosecution, but your face/fingerprints aren't things you know, they're things you are.

whether they can hold you in contempt for not entering password/passocode, that's the ongoing issue. there's the "foregone conclusion" doctrine they set up, like where they know exactly what's there, then you can be forced... they're trying to stretch that--- the case started when police officers actually witnessed CP on the screen, then the person shut off the computer to dismount the drive... but since they were positive it was there the court ruled he had to provide it. but the dude i was talking about who's been locked up 3 years, they're tryiing to stretch that doctrine into 'police have a witness that says they saw cp'. been upheld so far. but other courts have held on phones and hard drives that no, 5th amendment prevents being forced outside really solid proof it's a foregone conclusion

Can you check these dubs?

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seething

why do you know so much?

Nice job OP. Here. Have a beer on me.

becuz he's a pdf file

Pics of your van? How much candy do you keep on hand?

Stop.

How can circles exist if PI is irrational?

>They cannot make anyone do anything

they can make you go to jail lol... also there are new devices that crack iphones

sick fuck i hope someone kills you soon

Why?

forced decryption is a major area of ongoing 5th amendment law; i'm highly interested in civil rights litigation and read all the related legal blogs and court decisions

..and this issue in particular, all the developments are reported on mainstream tech sites like slashdot and arstechnica

you know, even replying to threads like this used to get you banned. i'm not OP and i guess that mod didn't last--it was a few years ago--but i was curious about your question.

pi isn't irrational, exactly. it doesn't fit the proper definition. it's complicated. if you use base pi, pi is "10".

Charles Hermite proved it was irrational like 200 years ago

link for 155?

It's down man. All 3 are. I check all the time. Still down

>I check all the time
Why?

To see if they're up? Why else? I know all about the triforce. I've got tons of "Pretzel" from there. Kamilla. Only triforce guys know.

Are you talking about illegal activity, sir?

no it didn't. you're thinking of actual cp threads which used to exist. probably because you only heard about it second hand.

..... No.

Do you think you might be a nonce due to a lack of relationships as a child?

there's two types of offenders to really look at... most abuse children because they like to abuse people, and aren't even primarily sexually attracted to minors. poor childhood relationships leading to lack of empathy could definitely effect that.
but actual pedophiles, the leading theory from some neuroscience findings is they don't have a proper separation between the feelings that lead to loving and caring for children that's normal, and the 'love, care, and want to fuck' that normally people only feel towards post-pubescent people.

...and being attracked to 12+ who are clearly pubescent is just the natural state of humans.

Do you like kids only? Have ever tried with an adult female? Why do I feel deeply disgusted by you?

Because you've been conditioned to feel that way.

Wont answer the other questions?

really wanna know how to find 155

i'm not OP, personally i'm only attracted to 12 and up, non-exclusively, only date adults now and haven't done anything with someone under legal age here (16) since same-age stuff when young

why? he said he is a pedophile. not a child molester.

>impliying 17 year-olds are children

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first, find a time machine

Got any photos to share?

> noticed it was down few hours later
> this means you
> went back to watch again

How do you think society could change to better understand the struggle of those attracted to children? (Others, please note there is a difference between being attracted to children and acting on those feelings) Also, what could we, as a society do to help those with this particular plight.

>Why do I feel deeply disgusted by you?
Because you have functioning instincts

>14 is not a child
Dumbass
I don't believe that theory. It can't be a coincidence that I was touched as a kid and now want to touch kids, it must be developed.

no. a 14-year-old is indeed a minor and it's illegal to have sex with. but it's not a child in the sense that pedophiles are attracted to humans that haven't gone through puberty. most men are attracted to teenage girls. not many to 8-year-olds.

What if I look at Kristina Pimenova on Instagram?

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nobody ever touched me, except other kids my age, and definitely not by force, i was just as into it.

this is the second thread I've seen like this. tbh I don't really care as long as you don't act on your instincts

Just find the derivative.
f ' = 8x^3 - 9x^2 + 0
f ' = 8(8) - 9(4)
f ' = 28

You had calc in high school? We got up to like pre-calc... sorta.

You into girls or boys?

There are late bloomers and many pedos list 14 as the end of their age of attraction. Either way the only thing a 14 year old has developed mentally is arrogance

my area was 65% asian/indian.
we had up to calc 2 college equivalent in HS, and it was BS. The parents pushed for that shit.
Also our AP programs had college difficulty and grading curves around an 80%, and the teachers had to have masters/doctorates in their fields.

Yay for the parents.

of course AP had college difficulty, it's for college credit. i went into college with a years worth of credits starting out.

You probably developed it another way like porn addiction induced desensitization

No, the aim of our APs was to make the courses really difficult as to have the students be able to get 5s without much extra review.
I remember my AP calculus and computer science classes had ~85% students get 5s, and the rest 4s. As far as I could tell, it was a successful strategy, but my HS GPA is shit.

Also all of our parents would have killed us if we hadn't gotten 5s, so fuck me, right.

i didn't first see porn until i was a teen. there were no smartphones or www back then.

well if you only get a 1 or 2 on the AP test, you won't get the credit. even a 3 won't get much credit. you need a 4 or 5 to get maximum credit at the best colleges.
it would be insane if the classes didn't teach their students enough to get those scores.

if they made class grades harder, that's really a different issue. all the people i knew who consistently got 4 and 5s also had near-4.0 unweighted gpas and above 4.0 weighted.

I'm not the same person

Hey all. I want to be a pedophile. Ask me anything.

What are the common observable characteristics of a pedo

In your opinion, is it a mere coincidence that I was molested as a child, and am now a pedophile?

The AP tests felt like a literal joke compared to the tests we got in class.

I had a 3.8 unweighted solely because of my poor performance in the AP classes I took. Would often have old AP tests recycled as class testing material, and have extra stuff taught beyond the tests for some reason. Hey, but maybe I was just dumb.

Ogling children

There aren't really any

well what do you like about diddling kids, the power, continuing a cycle of unpleasant abuse?

where can i find good sauce?

They're into petites and their girlfriends stay the same age

No, dominance does not arouse me at all. I like kids on their own merits.
But my abuse wasn't unpleasant per se, in fact I liked it at the time. My biggest loli fantasy is to give an oblivious innocent little girl her first orgasm, so I would say it is kinda the impulse to relive my abuse by sharing it with others.

gg/mpV6XE

this.

well it's not abusive if you were enjoying at the time, if you have a problem now it's probably to conform to pervasive narrative.

but yeah more likely a coincidence in that case, since there's plenty of pedos who weren't molested.