I have a boring life, what can I do to instantly make it exciting

The dark web?

my cousin got v& for this

So aight, gonna steal a vessel and get drugs now how do I sell them

Get into a deep passionate relationship and let alcoholism destroy it.
It should keep you pretty occupied

Do cocain

Rob a liquor store

Go to a party with your new cool ass drugs. Start interacting with people and offer your drugs. Tell them if they want more they can text you. Profit
Eventually new deals will come, people will hang with you to buy your drugs and your life will be way cooler

just do the pirate thin or gtfo

Go here. discord gg/su8gnF

Shit, I don't know how to fucking sail a vesell

Killing spree

Rob a convenience store

learning by doing dude its easy, watch 1 or 2 related youtube videos before you start

Do a bunch of LSD or Mushrooms. You'll probably realize the reason you have a boring life is because you're a low tes, weak minded, lazy, loser who compares his life to the online lives of other people. And maybe the drugs will get you to make a real change and stop being so pathetic :^)

dont do what this bitch tells you.
enter the sea faggot

All of you are responding to a bot post.

Fine. going sail across the atlantic ocean without any supplies or experience to buy drugs from Morocco

Nigga, I'm trying to make the change right now where the fuck do I start

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