Hey my parents think i'm a studying but I failed to apply in time. So I've been living as a NEET and faking things, but the web of lies i'm spinning is starting to get me tangled up. Recently my mother made me go to the dentist, turns out I need a wisdom tooth pulled. So being the nice women she is she found a dentist that take 15% off to students as long as they provide a student card. I'm fairly sure i'll get kicked out of the house if they find out about this.
What do I do?
Do I make a fake card, and pray that the receptionist falls for it?
Do I make up a lie and refuse to get it done?
Should I just kys?
My teeth don't hurt, and they been like this for years without much issues. So I can wait, till I get more money on my own and just pay for it myself.
btw She is the one paying for all of this and I'm fairly sure she will follow me to the dentist.
bump
for an immediate solution: tell the dentist beforehabd and hope that he charges you the student price if you say you'll give him the money he'd lose beforehand. I have no idea how likely that is though, depends on your country's laws and required bureaucracy from a dentist.
Also how exactly do you plan to get out of this general situation?
I did think about it, but I doubt that will work. I don't have much money right now. Been thinking of bringing a fake card and then claiming it's a temporary card and maybe the receptionist will fall for it, but what if it has to be scanned for info etc. and they don't buy it, what then?
>get out of this general situation?
I just need to jump this hurdle and i'll be good for a few months, but I honestly don't know. My life is fucked right now and it's giving me a lot of stress I can't really get rid off,
There is a world you can see if you go outside. You don’t have to play anyone’s game. Survival is hard, but it’s worth it.
Sounds like you need to be kicked out, what else are you doing with your time
That poor woman.
You're going to break her heart eventually by being a shitty human being.
Same here
TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU LIED. I'm dead serious. Even if you somehow manager to talk your way out of the dentist thing, how much longer do you really think you can keep this up? Eventually your chickens will come home to roost and the earlier that happens, the better it will be for you.
Ask mum for the entire sum but lie that you have already got the student debt
>I just need to jump this hurdle and i'll be good for a few months, but I honestly don't know
man, in that case it's probably best to come clean now rather than later. Although I realize how hard that can be, I'm pretty much a chronic procrastinator as well. And you probably already know that anyway...
You could claim anxiety and depression as reasons I guess
Discount *
why poor Woman? she fucked a crackhead and got what she deserved.
I know, but being a NEET is super comfy. Staying inside all day masturbating and playing vidya, like it's one long holiday is nice.
I kinda wish I could go back to being normal, but there is something deep inside me that seems broken, I'm afraid i'll never be a normie again.
I know, I should face reality. I'm a horrible person, I should just KYS but it would destroy my parents and I can't handle.
But this doesn't help me fix my current problem.
I remember having a student card long ago... Did you ever had one? If you have one, just go with that one and tell them your new one hasnt arrived.
Also they maybe just want to see one, in my case It was just a chunk of plastic with my photo, my name, and the college name. No magnetic band,no numbers, nothing. If you dont hace one just fake It.
I usted mine loooong after leaving college becasuse most places just dont check em.
I'm fairly sure she won't transfer money to my account and let me handle it myself. I'm almost certain she'll follow me to the dentist so she can use her own card to pay for it.
I got you solution user. :)
>Claim you are studying aboard
>Make a weird fake student ID in a foreign language
>and you can continue to being a fucktard
was where you are user, started slowly turning things around, signed for my first apartment today, work at a great job that pays really great, will register for renewing studies next week, trying to get habitual about going to gym 3 times a week. if i can do it, so can you. realize you are not that piece of shit you see yourself as right now, be the better man you can be. jordan petersons' book helped me quite a bit, if you are into reading.
literaly noone but yourself can get you out of this shithole and my friend be sure, it will be hard at times, because guess what, freeloading eventually leads to you being the one cleaning it all up. make it sparkle.
as regards to your current problem, let this be the start of new you. shit happens, deal with it
I don't have a previous one.
This is what i'm hoping for. I've researched the student card and found out exactly the font and spacing they use on the cards. I'm decent at faking this stuff, but they are made of plastic like an actual credit card. I was thinking about making one and laminating it so I could pass it off as a temporary card. I mean she might just want to see it and not scan it, but if my mother is right next to me and it gets called a fake, then what do I do?
>Check em.
>111
Wat
do you even hear yourself?
panic much? you think living like this for more than a year is sustainable?
You are right, I should change, this has gone too far. I just feel so lost. But I have to change my way of living this won't last.
You'd be surprised how long I've kept this going.
>kys
>kill YOURSELF
Well fine, It's your problem but take it out on my why don't you
buy a bag of weed and hope it all blows over
Then just let her, tell her you lost the student card
stop being a little bitch and having mommy dictate your life you worthless faggot. go get a job and contribute, get your own place.
Join the military they’ll take them out for you. And they’ll pay you to do it. It’s like the tooth fairy for grown ups.
Plus you get hella good drugs and like 3 days bedrest.
Man I wish, but weed won't make this go away.
Thats how I've been stopping her from making the appointment. Now she wants me to "find" it or order a new one. This only buys me more time, it doesn't solve anything.
Doesn't matter. It's not sustainable. Might as well rip off that band-aid now.
then start now, otherwise you will just find another excuse, the dumbest thing here is that you know this to be true. i know its scary and uncertainty brings chaos with it, but there is no other way out of that loop, unfortunately. hell, i still toke and do lazy shit, you just have to limit the time you waste, not the other way around.
how old r u user
Register for class (2nd summer session)
Get card.
Cancel class.
>You're welcome junior
So you are saying, refuse to go and claim that I want to support myself.
I'm kinda stuck in this university lie bro, joining the military will just make things more confusing.
you dont deserve to live
kys
If your fear is loosing your neet lifestyle while studying I can say that is not a certainty.
I took a one year break between school and university and did absolutely nothing and honestly since I started studying again it hasn’t changed that much. I have to do something now, but I get by with really very little effort
I was where you are OP. Today begins a new chapter where you practice rigorous honesty and surrender the outcome.
Remember that struggle is normal and you cant get your pokemon to level 100 without doing the work.
your point?
So? You’re gone. They literally can’t get ahold of you.
Uncle Sam will set you up good. Just give them that one phone call when you first get to basic, the drill even gives you a script.
Problem solved. All your health issues get fixed and you never get sick again thanks to the jew magic peanut butter shot.
Pathetic
>you cant get your pokemon to level 100 without doing the work.
Well ackshually
I'm not going to break my parents heart, I'd rather lie for the rest of my life than tell the truth at this point.
Too old
I could try, it might not work though.
If this lie being revealed would break your parents’ hearts than I can guarantue you, you will break them someday. Better get it over now.
Maybe they already know and had time to except it and are just waiting and giving you the chance to come clean out of your own volition
And I'm telling you that it's much, MUCH more likely that they'll find out one way or another. What's your long-term plan here? Are you going to fake a graduation? Are you going to fake getting a job with a degree that you never earned? Be honest with yourself. You're a fucking loser and you're going to break your parents' hearts eventually. It'll be a lot better if you do it sooner.
So you went to school and got a killer job? OP is a loser, he has yet to acquire his AR.
nobody's heart's going to be broken, they're just going to get pissed and maybe throw him out of the house
op needs to plan for that eventuality though
You breaking your parents heart is a cop out.
Your lie about being in school will be exposed when your parents don't receive a bill for the past semester. Your transcript also will not show anything. You'll graduate a semester late. You are fucked.
I used to live a lifestyle like this too, op. procrastination led to lies needed to cover up more lies then more lies, etc. just own up to your mistakes and deceit and come clean. every lie only compounds and makes it that much harder to come back from the hole you've dug. make the effort to come clean, and you can literally feel the stress and worry disappear.
True. OP's just making excuses because he doesn't want to give up his comfy, parasitic lifestyle.
>being a NEET is super comfy blah blah blah
If not bait then your only option, unironically, is kys. You are literally worthless.
Had a friend that did this shit for 2 years, their parents found out anyway, but they were brainlets shitskins so they just let him pass, they ve never paid attention on him not even when he was a child, that led him to be a total dumb ass.
Now he has a daughter, works at a shitty store, almost went to jail for murder atempt on a neighbour that stole his pot, now he s on depression and away from any friend he has ever had living on his own atleast, he s 21 now btw.
user the thing is that u know that what ur doing isnt gonna last for ever and more importantly, the time is running and there is a bunch of stuff that u must do as a person, it isnt about being a normie or something, its about growing up as a an individual, u can figure out a way to make a living and still play ur games and being comfy, ur young user and procratinating n shit s the worst...
for now u shouldnt worry too much about the dentist and mom finding out, thats the easy part.
this is the worst excuse ive seen, break your parents heart, honestly user, why bother posting here, go be the shit you are then, dont drag your vile ass here then. jesus christ that is the biggest lie ive heard anyone tell themselves this month, the only one you can break is yourself and, congratulations, youre doing a helluva job of it, im out. several sensible anons have told you what to do. truth is, you have become so out of it that this is the shit you keep telling yourself - its not me, im worried about them, say itout loud, the full sentence,out loud so you can hear it - i sabotage my life so my parents wouldnt be worried.
you dipshit
just fucking say it out loud five times, hear yourself say it yes?
Dont take it like we are talking shit about u user, we all have done stupid things, take them as advices and experiences from other ppl, the important thing s that u learn and do something about it.
srry for my bad grammar lol not my native.
Thanks for all the wonderful advice Yea Forums, I'll report back if I succeed or fail.
I swear this year, i'll change for the better.
>this year, i'll change for the better
If that's your attitude, then you've already failed. You need to start the change right fucking now.
The funny thing is that your wisdom teeth are going to expose your complete lack of wisdom.
Get a loan to pay for the dentist thing and then take up a part time job or something to pay for the loan. After the loan is paid to completion you may continue the job or continue being a neet. Also go to /aan/ on /soc/ and try your luck on there.
OP, how are you going to explain it when your parents never get a bill for this semester? When they call the school about it, they'll find out that you aren't even registered.
lold
>but yes user, goodluck, i agree with previous post that this year is not good enough, see how you again make an excuse, really look at yourself and start now. hope you manage, best of luck
It is fucking july you moron. Students aren’t studying rn. Say you lost your student card to your parents. You have almost made it. Get into a course for September you absolute loser or get a job.
Hey that's kinda funny, at least somebody can see something funny in this.
I'm searching for a job as we speak, and I'll visit the student councilors this Wednesday to see what my options are.
yeah your fucked mate, learn to lie for next time
Or get a fake ID
>there is something deep inside me that seems broken, I'm afraid i'll never be a normie again.
I understand that pretty well. I've never had the inclination to get a job or build a life for myself; if not for my parents, I'd have been homeless by now. They got me a place to live, they help with bills and stuff every month, they've basically allowed me to continue being a NEET with no consequences. I have no education and until recently, had no motivation to do anything but play video games and jerk off. I used to feel like I'd earned this, too. Like it was something owed to me because life wasn't nice to me while I was growing up. I'm pretty broken as an adult and I've used that as an excuse FAR too many times.
I started dating this women two years ago and she's amazing. Very stable, with an good job, lots of enthusiasm toward life, just a great person to be around. She kind of accepted where I was at and has related to a lot of the things I went through as a child. She helped me realized that I was just making excused about treading water and she helped me break out of that. I work a good job now; outside sales position. I'm happier now and we're planning on buying a place together next summer.
I think you've just got to take a step back from your own life, man. I know that's a frightening thing to do, but it'll really help. If you keep living dishonestly the way you are, the lies will pile up and become harder and harder to remember; you'll eventually become lost in it and then, you'll get found out. This can't last forever and it shouldn't last forever, either. I know it's easy and comfortable, I get that...but it isn't as fulfilling as building your own life on your own steam. Not NEARLY as fulfilling. You're on vacation right now, you're right, but vacations end, man.
Nigga, I don't live in a 3rd world country. Education is free here, in fact you get paid monthly to be a student if you have enough classes.
>being this dense
You do realize most schools offer summer classes, right?
>OP starts thread asking for advice
>Anons provide tough, but sensible responses
>OP makes excuses and abandons thread
I feel like we've been here before...
user u should learn and undestand the power of a good speech, telling the truth would be really easy, sure they ll be really mad and all but u are their son user, just practice and find the way of telling them and then say things that u are going to do about it even if there is a little bit of lies in it, but do something.
If i were u i ll find a way of getting some cash by my own and start studying social engineering and how to relate to ppl so that ur at ur best for ur talk.
srry not my native.
Good. That actually makes things easier for you. Go to your parents and tell them that you never registered for school because you fucked up and missed the deadline or whatever. Tell them you're sorry that you didn't tell them earlier but you were ashamed and afraid of what they might think. Tell them that you're getting a job and plan to move out and start school as soon as possible. Just realize that THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY UNTIL YOU ADMIT THE TRUTH.
this fucking guy eh
I'm still here, ya'll just starting repeating yourself.
It's either
>Tell the truth.
>It's fake it till you make it
>Refuse to go
>Claim that my card is gone
>Join the military
>Become an Hero
In a stunning display of self-awareness, OP manages to perfectly list his options in descending order of quality.
>It's fake it till you make it
No it isn’t. It never is and especially not in this case.
The first one is correct though
we repeat ourselves because you literally gave 3 excuse for being a shithead, if youre over that then leave the thread and get some time alone with your thoughts, it obviously wasnt clear if you are capable of understanding this, so it had to be repeated. if you are, then go and become
haha this
Tell your parents that your fellow students had bad experiences with that dentist, and you refuse to go there out of fear that they'll fuck your mouth up.
I get the tough love routine, but if you've been reading my posts, I said that I know i'm a horrible person, I said know I have to change.
I didn't think of that, might work, issue is, one of her colleges recommend the place to her saying it was a good place.
>failed to apply in time
Wow, how retarded are you? It's a static deadline to register. How hard is it to send something in with plenty of notice?
You certainly are in need of additional education, but I don't think they teach basic calendar reading in college.
where do you live op? like what county?
whats the uni you're faking going to?
do you know anyone whos at this uni?
you could get a card from someone who's at the uni and photoshop that
you can then laminate yourself at home using an iron. you'll find the plastic laminaty thingies online. not the kind for laminating papers but the kind for cards/id's (essentially just thicker ones)
good luck op
Well obviously, the dentist advertised to the college and the college recommended. Just stand by your decision to refuse to go to that dentist because of the horror stories you've heard from fellow classmates
>implying OP knows how to use a clothing iron
Imagine being such a loser.
I mean, I'm kind of a big loser too, not finishing proper education and failing to find a decent job, but... This is some next level shit.
following up on previous post
depending on where you are the dentists/any other entity that has student discounts don't even scan anything
imagine every cock sucking place who has a student discount being able to validate every single student card from every single university...not likely...
chances are they just wanna see it
OH FUCK i just remembered ISIC card.
depending on where you are but pretty much globally they accept ISIC cards
pic related
don't your parents wonder why you don't go to school
I imagine they will scan a copy of the ID to retain for their records. Wisdom teeth extraction is expensive, and a 15% discount is substantial.
tell her you missed that damn card
I have a solution that's better than these suggestions, but OP is not worthy of getting out of this situation unscathed, so I'll just keep it to myself.
you see here is where it all depends on where you live
denmark/scandinavian countries? free
I live in the UK and I had mine done recently, i paid somewhere around £40 (with hospital appointment, surgery, general anaesthetic etc)
I imagine in murrica it must be a lot more
OP abandoned ship, go ahead and say then delete the post a minute later
murrican here can confirm that a simple cleaning can set you back a few thousand without insurance.
Google provided me with plenty of images to fake the front side of the card. Cards that are still valid for the next few years, so I know they arn't outdated. Thanks for instagram and people showing off they got in.
Issue is the cards can also be used to open doors at the uni, so I believe there must be some kind of metal strip inside that can be scanned.
I worry that the dentist might want to scan my fake card, in which case i'm caught red handed, or I simply pray they just want to see it.
A common dentist shouldn't have access to a database of students right? Even if they are giving discounts to students.
Why not just apply for next year? Make up some bullshit that you're doing a sandwich course and its 4 years instead of 3. Then you basically just have a gap year. Keep up the lies for a year.
just fuckin move out you lazy cunthole
I set up my fake scheduled to suit their work hours. Come on user, thats basic NEET 101.
I'm still here, I just didn't think people would continue posting...
Haha, who the fuck are you going to for dental work? Amerifag also reporting. I've had cleanings done for less than $200. That didn't include x-rays or anything dealing with cavities.
Phone up the dentist and cancel the appointment, then tell your mum the dentist phoned you and cancelled, and will reschedule at a later date. That will buy you more time
you're absolutely right my man
i am 100% sure they won't scan your student card
however you can test this by going to another dentist that does student discounts and getting an appointment sorted.
tell them youre waiting for a new card cause the one you've got got demagnetized and can't be scanned.
they will reply with "oh we need to scan it" in which case you know what the deal is or with "oh we just need to see it" in which case you FUCKING KNOW what the deal is
Depends on what you mean by "scan" it.
A random dentist probably won't have access to scan a card to verify with the school that it is valid.
They probably will want to scan it, aka make a copy of it, for their records. As soon as this is done, you are committing fraud and/or larceny.
I don't think she'll make an appointment before she sees the card, but that could buy me some more time. Not a bad idea
Now that's the kind of solution I like to hear. Test the waters somewhere else first, that might work.
I could even go there myself, bring my fake card, tell them it's a temporary (if they ask) card I got while waiting for the actual one to arrive.
Say I wanna make an appointment as a student and show the card and have it registered to my account.
If they say, "it's all good fam" or "Yeah you better get the actual card before comming here"
i mean scan it as in scan barcode/chip against a database to make sure it is valid
what you are saying is completely true, but even so, getting caught with something like that is like stupidly improbable.
in my experience no ID scan was required for a simple dentist procedure, however before surgery they did scan my passport, bare in mind the difference in the complexity of the two.
and even if they do scan for records so what? can you imagine every single id they've got from all students ever, EVER being validated or anything? nah come on
Join the air force and learn a trade.
thats it bro
by the way all this i'm saying here, i'm doing it to help you right now. better get your ass into uni as soon as ya can.
you never answered tho, what country are you from? that would help me a lot in the kind of advice i can give
Tell your parents and then convince them you will go to college next semester.
Your parents will be mad but given time they will be happy that you were honest with them.
Or you could be like me and move out and go to college.
It is much harder to make a living going to college and working at the same time.
You are at the best advantage in finishing college if you have your parents foot the bill.
Don't do what I did and live a poor college student lifestyle unless you have the hard determination to finish college while living a poor lifestyle.
yeah I don't want to get fucked by the law. However if they don't have a database to match it against how are they ever going to find out?
again following up on previous post
yes you could try the same dentist but going somewhere else to sniff out the overall idea behind these discounts is good for you anyway
besides, might be a bit fucking bait going in there shivering all nervous "he he heres my temporary student card" so maybe try a different one first, then your one, etc
This.
Denmark
i was saying this they'd have to pay someone to go over all their student ids theyve scanned and either use software to confirm each, which is costly
or get them to contact every univeristy and confirm via email/phone which is even more costly
not likely gonna happen.
the reason they scan IDs before you undergo any of these procedures is more to do with covering their own ass in case shit happens (complications, deaths,whatever)
You will end up like Jean-Claude Romand, kill yourself now or come out, it's not too late to do it
are you actually from Denmark?
you might be fucked in that case
i lived in Denmark for a bit and I know about their NEMkonto NEMid and whatnot
I believe once you're a student your NEMid gets changed to a student one, in which case all they need to verify this is your reg no
I fucking hate how they unified health bank and govt in denmark.
du er helt fucked
Yeah i'd go there, acting all normal, tell them I'm a student and want make an appointment. They'll ask for a card and i'll give them what I have, if they ask questions I say it's a temporary, if they don't I just play along and then pray I don't get fucked somehow afterwards.
even tho i said this
that can still work. fucking worth a try
next year optagelse with your sorry ass
God damn it. My mother said all they wanted as a student card.
I know what you mean bro and that might still be the case, i might be wrong about them actually being able to (or even being bothered to) check everything
go there and see what the deal is yourself, best way to find out
True NEET is to pull the tooth yourself
some guy gave himself a root canal on Yea Forums last week and didnt die
If everyone is telling you the same thing then maybe you should listen
I mean you might be right, but then again, dentists arn't part of the healthcare system, which is why it costs money, hence all my issues.
But they could ask for a student card and CPR so they could double check, but than again, with no student database and no link to the gov. healthcare system.
just do it before the appointment, rip the tooth out, make sure you have the entire thing, pour alchol into the wound, seal the hole with a VERY small bit of liquid cement then your golden
>alchol
meant alcohol
okay great
i didn't know dentists aren't part of the healthcare system. all i ever had experience with was getting treated for chlamydia haha
in that case you should be fine bro
fingers krossed
i used to live in esbjerg btw, whereabouts are you from? i smell odense in you
The dentist is not going to have access to school databases. They will not scan anything. Tbh, better proof would be a school email. They also probably dont give a shit since they're upcharging so much anyway, I wouldnt be surprised if they offer a similar discount to anyone who simply says they are going to have trouble paying for it.
What you should do is go to the dentist's website and find out info about what they want for proof of status as a student. If that fails, simply call them, tell them you go to (Insert another fake school here) and that you heard they have a student discount then literally ask what they want you to bring to prove it.
If all fails, ask the dentist you would like to talk to him in private then reveal to him that you are taking a gap quarter/year and that you're not a current student because you're creating a startup or app or some bullshit. I would highly recommend going that far, and I highly doubt you will need to tho.
What did you fail to apply for in time, exactly?
OP gonna start his own college instead of telling his parents the truth
Wait, so not only are you a NEET who is having things paid for by their mom, but your mom is also going to waste her time to drive you the appointment and sit there for a few hours while you're screaming because you're too fat to sedate effectively and safely?
Literally, just tell her you'll drive there yourself and that she doesnt need to wait with you. If you dont drive, take the bus or ask her to drop you off. She can easily pay without her being there immediately. Or she can just apy beforehand.
I'm not going to do it myself, as I said, I don't have any dental pain. So I'm not desperate to fix. I simply want to avoid getting my lies exposed.
It's free if you are under 18. Storkobenhavn.
>ask what they want you to bring to prove it.
Yeah I could do that, test the waters first.
Well the story is a bit more complicated, but I didn't want my OP to be too long.
The truth is I don't have the correct qualifications to join a uni, so I didn't really fail to apply in time. I just simply couldn't apply.
This has to be bait. Literally say youre not feeling uni and want to take a break and figure your life out. Join the military reserves. You'll literally be in and out within 9 months (at most) and back to living your normal NEET life while also getting paid a few hundred bucks a month to go out for a weekend and just sit around with the boys.
Thing is, he can totally fake it and just say he took some extra classes to explain the extra semester because he picked up a new minor or slightly changed his major.
Judging from this thread, OP is too dumb and too panicky to pull it off though. It isnt even a tough con.
sorry bud but you are going to have to do it if yourself if don't want your mom to find out and desperate times call for desperate measures.
>assuming op has friends
heh, thats kinda funny
She is a nice lady, more than I deserve.
Yeah I could tell her that I don't need her to hold my hand or make the appointment in the middle of her work hours and say I don't want her to come. The issue will still remain that if there is no student discount on the bill she'll start asking questions.
what if shes on to you and knows everything
this is just her test
just kill yourself, you are a shitty human
your mom will be relieved
i dont know what to tell you OP other than you should probly let us watch somehow when it all goes to shit and blows up in your face
how long have you been lying about being in college
I don't want to do excessive things like that. In the end I can simply refuse to go, I'm above 18 she can't force me.
I could pull that off, I'm a lot more crafty than yall give me credit for.
Nah bro I highly doubt that. My dad hit the nail a long time ago when he was making a joke though, that kinda fuck with me. But both of them believe I'm studying.
This is to just relieve the pressure of her being there and asking probing questions if things go south. The dentist will not interrogate you, he will just assume something is fucked. Your mom on the otherhand might have a lot more questions.\
Again, just find out what they want. Find out how to fake it. This is honestly a nonissue. I think you believe the dentist cares much more than they actually do. The dentist won't even be the one applying the discount. It will probably just be some receptionist who gets paid minimum wage and will just take you at your word.
I hope you're at least going out and playing minecraft from your phone at mcdonalds or something because your lie is going to start falling apart if they notice you're at home too much. Arn't they also wondering why you arnt studying more with your friends or just hanging out with your college friends more?
Exactly, all I have to do is fool the receptionist. Yeah I'll have to avoid my mother being present, I doubt she will ask many questions. It's more if I go there and they decline my card while she is present, then what?
OP considering i fooled an auto insurance company for 2 years into getting a student rate (much cheaper), i think you can fool a damn dentist.
so what are you gonna do, faggot?
Nope hasn't been an issue. Been going to the local library if I ever needed to dodge.
That does give me hope
>I'm a lot more crafty than yall give me credit for.
>doesn't qualify for college
I think you're just as retarded as we think you are.
How much longer do you have to wait before you can actually go?
If its a few months, I'd just say that you dont want to worry about being sore and medicated because these classes are tough and thatll youll just get the procedure done at the start of the next semester.
this is why i like being canadian. id jus wait til that shit got really bad and go to a hospital. theyd rip that out in no time (for free) and id be sent home with some hydros.
Fake it till I make it, is the current plan.
It's not the exams, nor the learning part I suck at, It's showing up everyday, 5 days a week, from 8-15, then home to do 1-2 hours of homework for years. It burnt me out, but I know it's the only way forward.
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problem is that you get what you pay for, the health care is free but it's shit
>like being canadian because hed rather risk potentially life-threatening infection before getting a procedure done
WOW thats really amazing user! I too like suffering for potentially weeks because I've no other options.
Going to college or being a NEET are not the only options available, you colossal retard. Just remember this thread, and all the advice you didn't take when your life inevitably turns to shit. We told you so, nigga. We told you so.
There is no appointment, yet, she won't make one until I show her my student card. I can make a fake card in a few days, but I doubt I can push it more than a 1-2 weeks until I'm forced to tell her I lost my card and a new one will arrive in ~30 day at which point I'll be fucked if they don't accept my fake one.
I know it's not they only wait to live my life. I do appreciate all the advice.
OP just come clean and tell your parents what's up. Come up with some bullshit mental health excuse or whatever. But it's better to be upfront then to let them find out.
well thats only for free dental. in an emergency regardless what it is, you're seen right away. but if you want free dental it has to be an emergency. we do not get free dental up here
Op. Stop being a fucking nigger and join up. Go to the Air Force, tell them you want to be an air reserve technician. Then you get all the military benefits, and you get a sweet 27/hr since you’re a civilian contractor.
And if you’re lucky, they’ll stick you someplace with a bunch of other faggots like you. Maybe California?
OP just do like me
have your well off parents die and then just live off their money and you won't even need to go to school
Your wisdom teeth can wait for YEARS. There's never a NEED to get them pulled, it's just better if you eventually get around to it.
you make it sound too easy
>if i can do it, so can you.
Oh do please fuck off and die.
I am so sick of folks like you.
"Everything is rosy now because Mommy paid my way."
>Get a loan
No Job
No School
But apparently Op is far smarter than you.
whoa, who would've thought that your lies would eventually come bite you in the ass?
Idiot
Why don't you pretend to have gotten the discount but still pay the full price? Idk tell ur mom u lost ur card or some shit
>lies
>makes more lies to get out of the lies
>lies some more
>eventually catches up to him
get fucked OP. you reap what you sow.
>My life is fucked right now and it's giving me a lot of stress
You literally sit at home and do nothing all day.
You know nothing of stress
Just go yourself another day and pay full price. Then say you had a class then.
>you reap what you sow.
Only the wealthy reap.
The poor get fucked over and over until they die.
this
as OP claimed he’s not from murica, how expensive can it be? I had wisdom tooth extracted recently, it was a rather difficult session and it still cost me only €85
Apply to the local community college and show them that ID
Also stop being a leach you useless incel
Get yourself a shit job, get about $500 saved. Shouldn't take long if you have no bills. Go to a dentist and tell them you can pay $500 and make payments on the rest. In my area an oral surgery costs around $900 for simple and maybe 50% more for complex (ie, can they just grab it with pliers or do they have to cut their way in there) These prices are for local anesthesia only. Being poor hurts. Doing it this way, I ended up paying $5800 for $12,000 worth of work. Not having insurance also hurts lol. I was a neet for a decade, but once I started working, I found I like having money, even though the jobs are shit cause I have no education.
>I know, but being a NEET is super comfy. Staying inside all day masturbating and playing vidya, like it's one long holiday is nice.
You're fucking yourself out of the best things in life with this behaviour.
>best things in life
sign up at a community college.
it's summer. they want you int the fall.
get id.
drop course.
keep id.
use id elsewhere as needed.
simple.
No matter what happens you'll eventually get found out because you can't keep the various lies/etc straight. It's only a matter of time.
A few years ago I pretended for about eight months that an escort was my girlfriend to keep family members off my back about being single, the whole thing ended up being so convoluted that it inevitably collapsed in on itself and everyone found out the truth, and because I was having sex with escorts and sex with them in the family home I was thrown out for nearly a year. Then I was allowed to come back but I'm never allowed to be alone in the house again and if I'm ever caught with an escort again (in the house or not) then I'm out for good.
Really, you're kind of fucked but it'll be even worse the longer it goes before it comes crashing down.