YLYL
YLYL
Grayson Howard
Nicholas Ramirez
can someone be a bro and send the gif of that guy tongueing the chicken
Levi Green
Jayden Cruz
Sebastian Torres
Wyatt Morris
Angel Thompson
Isaac Long
Asher Thompson
Adrian Thomas
Not even once! :^)
I rather run out of gas! :^)
Julian Jenkins
Caleb Bell
Joseph Morales
Black Tom?
Austin Jones
Jaxson Davis
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Noah Long
Isaac Lopez
Carson Cox
Alexander Edwards
this guy is 0 % rapist
But you are :
100 % faggot
100 % mentally sick
100 % virgin
100 % unskilled at mspaint and IT
200 % paki
Colton Jenkins
I think you messed up
Isaiah Rivera
Caleb Brooks
Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. kk
Live stream link + further explanation:
pastecode.xyz
Hunter Ortiz
Ayo, dats Uncle Tom!
Luis Jackson
> work at nasa
David Howard
your life sucks and you know it
Tyler Cox
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Joshua Davis
Alexander Evans
Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Oc
Live stream link + further explanation:
pastecode.xyz
Xavier Stewart
hard to swallow ?
Elijah Barnes
Is that gay porn?
Lincoln Miller
Holy shit, your double bait worked! Haven't seen that story in a while, I really hope it doesn't make a come back
Josiah Moore
replace one mentally sick for another one mentally sick spammer.... Yea Forums never change.
James Perez
You serious? What else would it be? A catholic priest Bible study?
Nathan Watson
no its when you are sitting at the movies and someone needs to walk by
Mason Rodriguez
Kayden Wright
Nicholas Harris
Jeremiah Nguyen
Eli Cruz
Aaron Roberts
Logan Jones
Jacob Howard
Liam Long
Christopher Ramirez
Jayden Smith
Easton Murphy
lost
Christopher Cooper
Jason Richardson
Leo Jackson
Bentley Morales
Joseph Torres
Ethan Edwards
damn I lost
Landon Ramirez
Juan Stewart
Ayden Myers
James Baker
Aaron Anderson
Joshua Morris
James Ortiz
Jordan Hill
oh wow, plural bears, what grace
Cooper Roberts
Brayden Bell
based
Jordan Evans
you fucking idiot, you missed california
Bentley Jackson
ScHlAgBeNwArN
Juan Wilson
California doesn't need any help becoming obliterated
Nolan Smith
Did I?
Joshua Ross
Ian Collins
lol what? california is an absolute paradise in every conceivable way. youre pretty god damn stupid i can tell
James Morales
Jose Rogers
Zachary Morales
>designated.jpg
Jonathan Walker
Nathaniel Ross
Ryan Bailey
Samuel Nguyen
fucking lost hard
Brandon Bailey
>paradise
socialist shithole full of smug assholes*
FTFY
Aaron Cooper
Julian Thomas
I am forgotten
Jordan Mitchell
i dont understand
Blake Brooks
Colton Sanders
Adam Taylor
Andrew Anderson
Landon Jones
freshly made.
Brayden Morales
Jose Morgan
Sebastian Moore
Gabriel Campbell
Aaron Stewart
what the fuck is that eye
Thomas Anderson
those are just homos sucking cock, the pizza is photo shopped
Jaxson Brown
*all credit for this image goes to an American
Blake Rogers
Hah! Fuckin' right? That's like the worst part
Wyatt Wood
Those are the wrong pills. Those are hydrocodone 10s. I will gladly take them off your hands
Jonathan Stewart
That's right! The glorious Demorcratic People's Republic of California is the closest America has come to creating a pure paradise like North Korea has created
Henry Ross
White kids being murdered by an unprovoked black man... Yep, seems pretty legit
Logan Garcia
Cooper Miller
Caleb Cruz
wherever, a nuke of that size already anihilates whole life in Earth
>throw it in ocean for the jiggles
Owen Long
Adrian Mitchell
Robert Stewart
lost at the idea of a mudslim reaching almost bachelor
David Smith
you would kill more than half of the world's population. I like it
Jayden Lewis
OC: This person has car stickers about how much she loves pit bulls and autists. The two of those in one house = comedy just waiting to happen.
Elijah Taylor
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Tyler Morgan
Justin Edwards
Dominic Wright
>I don't understand stuff, so I don't like it
Nicholas Peterson
Jayden Wood
>wasting so much nuke
>not nuking pakistan
>not nuking india
Cameron Campbell
Jason Brooks
Ethan Walker
Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Martin
Hudson Hernandez
i live in cali its full of fucking mexicans and shit niggers
Blake Foster
Logan Price
It's called poisoning the water faggot
Gavin Wright
>not posting the video
youtube.com
Hunter Lopez
the water would still get poisoned you fucking nigger
Evan Bailey
Polar bears kill whales!? How?
Kayden Gomez
Grayson Richardson
Jason Smith
Matthew Russell
The designating nuking zone since nukes came to this cursed place.
Kayden Moore
I nuke it in the stratosphere to destroy all electronics on Earth by the EMP.
James Gonzalez
thats not how that goes down
Hunter Cook
If I had a nuke the size of Afrika the fucking earth would be banged into another galaxy.
Just imagine how many fucking Gt of uranium that would be...
Isaac Hernandez
I recognize this gay blowjob!
James Garcia
Adrian Evans
Andrew Perry
Gavin Brown
would totally buy a t-shirt of this
Luis Myers
Explain or accept it.
Asher Stewart
ok
Isaiah Scott
firstly, take a look at this picture. the fucking thing is 17 km long.
secondly (and i dont have the paper with me) the numbers just dont add up. the sheer fire power of 1 blast from a blaster (not a laser) would send the enterprise spinning through space.
trust me on this one it was a very convincing paper. also, the empire does to have shields. really the only thing they dont have is a teleporter or plot armor.
Adam Ramirez
Whales wash up genius
Parker Sanchez
JUst like the wall, it will win every time
Josiah Hall
are you handicapped or just a eurostupid ? bachelor party means the party with your friend bevor you get married not party at the end of your studies.
Andrew Reed
Everlasting Summer?
Justin Barnes
>OUCH ANAL SHRAPNEL
>QUICK BLEEDING OUT OF BUTTHOLE
>DON'T USE PICKLE JAR
thanks for reading my haiku
Easton Peterson
Aiden Bennett
uncle tom?
He seems pretty cool.
John Fisher
i am all for startrek in a battle but .i am pretty sure the two "balls" on top of the tower ARE the shieldgenerators of this stardestroyer
Jordan Young
4232981208
Dominic Perez
shit i think you are right. i can kinda see it
Christian King
That is so good..
Isaiah Jones
Benjamin Davis
Sebastian Thomas
Blake Roberts
or a new beginning.
Logan Bennett
ded?
John Rivera
A nuke the literal size of Africa would end the entire world, The picture isn't funny because it doesn't understand nukes.
Adam Stewart
>Autism
Leo Collins
fuck off
Joshua Bailey
Xavier Gonzalez
>boo hoo you ruined me being retarded by knowing things
Matthew Campbell
Landon Barnes
first of all this thing is 19 km long.
second wtf is this think ? i am pretty sure who ever "designt" this think dont even know what meters are .. "oh its over 9000 " .. big numbers are so cool ..
third the Stardestroyer in the pic is the imperial 1600 meter versin so its just twice the sice of the enterprice.
third
Oliver Turner
Isaac Adams
>ROFLPWN
Leo Russell
Isaac Robinson
how do you bump a reply
Jacob James
Joseph Butler
Andrew Allen
You just thumb it up
Matthew Murphy
Brayden Lee
>massa look
>massa look
>issa smart
>issa ruin dum intanet joke
>issa can has watermelon?
Isaiah Perez
The Galactic Empire doesn't have warp drive and Commander Data could kick the shit out of C-3PO
Gabriel Reyes
PM'd
Austin Howard
they can travel VASTLY faster than warp 10 and although data would kick ass, there are millions of droids to be dealt with.
Dominic Hall
>Skeletons all look the same
Rip my anthropology degree
Isaiah Miller
Austin Adams
Pff
Angel Martinez
Lost
Julian Perry
Hoe
Austin Davis
Here you go bud
Dylan Wright
Nathan Jackson
Colon Blood was lost that day for sure
Oliver Thomas
Holy shit, it's an actual thing
Oliver Baker
Huuuuuuuurrrrrrr
Daniel Thompson
Of course you would know what multiple gay pornos look like. Faggit.
John Johnson
How come you never see black school shooters?
Charles Jenkins
Michael Lewis
They don't go to school, they just do gangland slayings
Austin Cox
That is because niggers are to busy committing other crimes such as rape, black on black crimes, murder, dealing/selling/using drugs, and robbing stores when they waste all of their welfare on drugs.
Ethan Gray
Adam Jones
Camden Lee
Zachary Sanchez
Parker Myers
Kek
Owen Nguyen
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Brandon Mitchell
Lost
Xavier Kelly
All of those books have different ideas and theories. The only way to discover or think on the ultimate truth would be to take the world view on each differing opinion from each different book write them down, compare, and reflect. That is 14 different books and if were to equate that into time that would be an exceptional amount
Josiah Lewis
Hudson Gomez
Who is deez Big Tiddie Bitch?
Lucas Lopez
Evan Bell
Imagine them all noticing you when you are in dark and on foot.
Anthony Peterson
Logan Richardson
nightvision goggles and my rifle and I am fine
Cameron King
Kayden Walker
ngers gonna ng
Matthew Wood
>asking what is wrong with someone else
>when you're trying to buy stranger thing sandals
Hudson Jenkins
made in china of 10 would make in china again
Chase Garcia
Lost
Mason Jackson
Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Sanchez
Joshua Ortiz
Josiah Price
>Taking a joke the seriously.
Calm down, bud.
Oliver Brooks
Jace Lee
thanks m9
Isaiah Gonzalez
Is that George Clinton?
Ethan Allen
Anthony Ward
I love this
also my two cents is that captain Kirk would somehow evade or full-out destroy them he's Jus Fucking cool like that he'd beam on board fuck the most senior female steal her codes self destruct that piece. Piccard would probably bang the admiral and and betray the crew
And depending on what universe this encounter takes place, according to the last canon film , you would be able lightspeed kamikaze it with no problem.... Fuckin pos sequels
Adrian Harris
Boise huh? This Tyler ?
Angel Williams
Samantha is that you?
Logan Hill
Star Trek and Star Wars are gay; they definitely have shields
Evan Reyes
africa is actually massive you could bomb almost any country fully but canada and russia
Dominic Gonzalez
plot armor is really the only thing any captain has against the empire
Carter Sanchez
It would literally radiate everyone and destroy a continent
Nolan Campbell
>Clapclap.gif
Aaron Perez
He forgot to cook it first...
David Adams
Isaac Hill
i dunno, i never saw gay porn so i wouldnt know faggot
Dylan Phillips
your fun at parties, i think we can assume the physical size of the nuke isnt the same as africa and theres no harm past the blast zone of africa
Josiah Butler
Lost
Adam Moore
still missed california
Nicholas Thomas
I'm laughing some of you still aren't getting a free piece of Pi
Xavier Williams
Us obv
Thomas Campbell
p sure sam only lurks on Yea Forums
lurk more faggot before posting
Benjamin Rivera
>implying any faggot arguing over this is interesting at parties
John Ortiz
Oh boy, you added a dick to "OP's skeleton" while making him the primate in this low effort shit stain you'd call a meme. vErY fUnNy aNd oRiGiNaL. Even a Karen has a better sense of humour and they usually laugh at fucking minions
Nathaniel Turner
Isaiah Price
Blake Gray
I chuckled a little thanks
Nicholas Green
Sebastian Price
not seeing alaska or hawaii, guess the usa cant be completely bombed
Gavin Cruz
Jayden Collins
Luis Butler
Ethan Phillips
Zachary Mitchell
please explain this to a non amerifag
Andrew Sanders
hook line n sinker
Charles Ortiz
People edit boulder throws comics to be less racist, you may have seen the Amazon Alexa edit before
Cameron Hughes
This one made me feel warm and fuzzy
Michael James
Jayden Stewart
Brody Green
Amerifag here. Not sure what exactly the comic is TRYING to portray, as far as the actions go, but those street names would pretty much only exist in black neighborhoods.
I thought there might be a continuation of the comic further down the thread.
Jacob Wright
yes
Austin Foster
how do you cook several children
Henry Russell
Matthew Sullivan
bait? it is blade, are you blind?
Jason Flores
implying buffy ever stabbed a named vampire without fucking it first
Jaxson Sanders
fuck off you're not funny
Lucas Edwards
...
Jack Garcia
Mirror the nuke so you can get Pakistan, India and some of the Afghanistan.
t. Paki
Joseph Kelly
>Eastern Europe
Eli Howard
titty sprinkles you cock sucker
Jace Ramirez
inb4 pretending central europe exists
Christian Ross
I thought it was funny you are either poor or a fatty and that is why you are mad.
Parker Evans
Hey you fags, are my first memes any good or should I just give up and kill myself now
Aaron Nguyen
>then
Luke Parker
Fucking lost
Evan Morris
Mlk is usually guaranteed to be a warzone... I guess they're implying it's so bad wants to get gas rather than risk stalling out on that intersection
Dominic Parker
The retard who made this didn't even use the common definition of Eastern Europe
What retard puts Austria in Eastern Europe and the Czech Republic in Western Europe?
Jeremiah Cox
Didn't even look at them but you should KYS
Blake Allen
One of the new RealDolls. She's become quite popular.
Jaxson Davis
Tyler Miller
I also have not looked at them but the fact that you posted it on reddit already means you should kill yourself
Xavier Jones
Brandon Anderson
Terrible. Actually looked.
Christian Hernandez
Jason Sanchez
Or just realize that nothing fucking matters and enjoy life for what it is.
If you wanna be more philosophical, travel somewhere as far from.your home as possible and with as less stuff as possible. Live there for a while and blend in eith the plebs there.
Help a wounded or sick animal. Bury something or someone that died in your hands and cry. Let your feelings go free.
Trust me, I've read quran, parts of bible, parts of torah and some satanic bible. Its all cringe horse shit written for dumb children. You don't need to waste your time.
William Cox
Charles Garcia
Oh so you are a mudslime? No thanks I do not take advice from the mentally challenged and goat fuckers.
Adrian Ward
John Williams
If you're that obese. Might as well end yourself on your own terms than what your health is gonna do to you.
Ian Edwards
Wyatt Williams
Benjamin Reed
Wyatt Murphy
Ryan Phillips
David Russell
>American
Joseph Perry
Logan Perez
Why do you automatically assume I am an American? Europeans hate niggers like you to.
Oliver Cook
Jack Flores
Liam Bailey
Don't you ever talk shit about Snipes again you stupid nigger faggot
Leo Thomas
This guy has a point snipes is pretty badass irregardless of race.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Only Americanized Europeans hate Niggers
David Johnson
thank you, can't wait till I am a true burger
Xavier Phillips
Sounds like an excuse for people not to like you. Whether or not they have become "Americanized" people hate you.
Brody Price
Didn't look
KYS immediately
Elijah Cox
Nope. Not anymore.
I actually want pisslam to be erased more than anyone here.
But yeah suit yourself. No one's forcing you.
Camden Edwards
wtf there is one?
Jackson Brown
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
Liam Wilson
>Being a racist in America in {current_year}
Pathetic. You should consider actual suicide
Isaiah Richardson
Czechs would pull shit like that their geography is 100% feelings based
Christopher Miller
what is that
Caleb Rodriguez
>Using the current year as justification not to hate a group of people
Maybe you should be the one considering suicide kiddo
Joshua Wood
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Tranny server there is zero males or females which is (((good))) cuz only traps
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Goo nigger GOOO
Aaron Ramirez
Israel
Evan Lewis
i can't find this video
Brandon Edwards
bopis
Liam Roberts
App that sells your info and uses your phone to mine cryptocurrency
Benjamin Davis
i mean size of this nuke is ...2cm by 1cm. maby blow up a house ?
Liam Butler
Kek if you already saw that then you definitely spend way more time there than I do
Jackson Nelson
put it on a big projector screen and you could take some shit out