Guess it's time for this fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

Honestly, i would love to have some loser virgin like you fuck my gf anyday, that would be hot

They are performing a service for money. There are many people who perform a service for you even though they don't instinctively want to. It's their job.

Save up and go to a whore house in Nevada. Guys like you are literally their favorite customers. They'll treat you nice.

Show some pics.

This reasoning is quite simplistic. There is a reason why prostitutes are often trafficked and subjected to high degrees of violence, while e.g. McDonalds workers are not. Even though most people don't want to work at McDonalds either. But I don't really want to discuss this shit on here.

I live in Germany. It's easy to get a cheap hooker (20-50USD) here. Most of them are probably not in the business on their own will.

Shes a chubby girl, would you do her?

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Yeah.

That's no excuse. I have asshamburgers syndrome, and i've had sex with 38 girls. Get in shape and force yourself into social situations.

Yes, you'll feel awkward as fuck at first, but you'll learn how to at least fake being social. Also, a few drinks before hand don't hurt.

>Get in shape and force yourself into social situations.
>Yes, you'll feel awkward as fuck at first, but you'll learn how to at least fake being social. Also, a few drinks before hand don't hurt.

I am in shape and I forced myself to interact with other people since my late teens. However, I never have matured socially. I never really learned to be social or to fake it.

Triec anti anxiety meds?

Tried

Only antidepressants. I'm not anxious, just stupid.

bump

I am 52 no sex .
I can confirm that you become one with the universe, almost omniscient.

What powers have you acquired?

cmon

I'm 18 and I'm on a best way to become a wizard

You are still young. Use your time well.

bump

Slowly look behind you.

Meh.

Exactly, invisible

Touché.

Does having sex even matter?

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
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Not really. Most things don't.

You have been visited by the Laura of not great, not terrible threads.

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But how many Roentgen?

Does it count if you started to, but she stopped you in the middle?

Why did she stop?

Guess she thought better of it.

kek