HI im new to Yea Forums idk what to do or anything. pls help?

Click the numbers on the op right if the post newfag

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Top right*

Of*
Clearly I have reached my limit of usefulness for the day

Also what the hell is here?

Porn

You have to check it by yourself

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Leave while you can! This site is bad news I try to get myself off the site everyday but I can't it's hard and addicting your best bet is to forget this even happen

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thank u :^)

why does everyone keep sayin this. is this some sort of meme >:^/

spam BBC cuckold posts
create deepnude requests every 3-4 minutes
pepe frog life in greentext
Instagram bread
"Shouldnt share"
im going to kill myself tonight!
Traps thread
shitpost, etc

This is truth, you won't leave

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Immagine how many summerfags get trapped in here

mm idk im not big into nudes :^/ dont care for em. but i do get depressive episodes so i think i got this in the bag B^)

learn to use the catalog
free lesson

whats that :^(

Do what you want user, but be nice for Yea Forumsoi

bottom left of the page
shows you pics of all threads at once

I also forgot, it's crucial to record todays date, because in 14-28 days you can officially be allowed to call others newfags. if you see inappropriate content, there is no report button, so simply type "MODDDSSSSSS" to get the content removed.

mm idk Yea Forums seems kinda scary LMAO but yeah ill be nice

HAHAHAHA ok got it B^) my internet bat mitzvah. cant wait

thank uuuu

here's one of our most important rules: show tits with timestamp

ok so everyone here is horny internet boy ok got it thank u

Jew

settle down Adolf

LMAO

oh also i was wondering how i could keep track of this thread without having to keep it open???

Rule 31...

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Click on auto bottom of thread

scary :^(

using emoticons is a sure way of telling everyone you're new

>Have a seat over there.
>Let's talk about that 9fag watermark.

Depends.. If there is a dark fun part of your soul, this place will entertain it, somewhat.. Just enough to keep you here.. Like brushing a bad itch but never quite scratching it to satisfaction most days.. Occasionally it pays off with an amazing thread. But by then you've scratched a bleeding hole in your soul.. Next thing you know you're numbly reading a fluffy abuse thread...
But consider yourself fortunate. It's very tame in here compared to what it was.. Used to be as you were scrolling the threads, your eyes would be assaulted with a pic of a little girl tied down and screaming as a cock bigger than her arm was being shoved into her..
I hated that stuff, but I understood it kept the normies away.
Other severe but not as illegal stuff would also pop up. I'm a combat veteran, and for some reason, this place helped.. Today it doesn't. Just don't tickle the same pickle it used to.. I'm here like a recovering addict strolling through an old drug area that's been gentrified.. Laughing at the neckbeards eating avocado salads where a crackwhore once shit nigger cum after a gangbang.

Welcome to Yea Forums you little faggot, this place is for you now more than ever.

this made me smile. i feel at home :^)

Tried to post the text but it was too large, grabbed the image from google images.

Epic tits for apology

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no,no,no....

Almost forgot, if you get bored just say "anyone got any cheesepizza?" It means you're bored and want to have a pizza party. Theres actually a Yea Forums party van.

Why does that party van have U.S. government plates?

And the words on it "free candies" this is suspicious

So new

errrrr uhuh ok

Let's hope you didn't come here for the "funny greentext." Good luck if that's the case, Yea Forums is mainly a place for people who dwell in problems or porn.

Press the number next to No.___________

oh man. i mainly joined out of morbid curiosity though i know it cant be THAT bad

this is bait if I've ever seen it

whats bait? for replies?? im genuinely new and i didnt think id get this many

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LMAO waw

If you have interest in a post but nobody is responding say "bump" to bump the thread closer to page 1

How old are you OP?

im a 17 year old girl. also idk why i always have a different number when i reply. is that normal?

bummmp!!!!

It's the number of your post, also underage b& (enjoy your ban)

Show peen

just leave

errr jk im 18?

Seems legit, tits?

Are you having a stroke?

>:^(((