Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

how would she feel knowing its your cock?

I'd imagine she would not be thrilled.

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>Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general?

Well, yeah. When its time to have sex with a woman you kind of have to expose your penis to her.

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Honestly I'll drop her Kik here if people want but I'd like ya to post her response to ya in the thread

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deal here

Bumping for massive interest in flashing.

Any good resources to find more? Feel like I've ran out of good vids quickly

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Abbykisseagles13 honestly don't know if she uses it anymore but gl lad

I used to show my dick to my sister as a joke, to me it wasnt something sexual or something, she is my sister after all, but when i told my gf some months ago she told me that maybe my sister saw it as some kind of sexual harassment, kek.

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you can tell she wants the d by the way she looks at it.

Why wouldn't she

were you hard

Everytime my sis said something like "ewww" and i laffed my ass because i found funny how she flushed and acted disgusted, it was a prank for me, i think the first boobie i touched was her and the first dick she saw was mine, there wasnt anything sexual involved btw.

Sometimes.

Yea she looks totally unimpressed.

did she seem to stare more intensely at those times

>how old was your sister
Old enough to party.

No, yeah, she'd have no other way to react to it.
And you kept going at it.

boooo

Look at her wanting to devour that cock.

I really never give a tought to it, maybe yes, but i don't think there was something sexual involved, maybe she was just curious about male body in general, women arent like us, they don't get exited for visual situations.

I just turned 18 and she was 19

It was funny for me, i liked to see her flushed face, for some reason that made feel good. I wish i could still do it but now i have a gf and she is married, we arent teens anymore.

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We had fooled around when we were Young. Normal I'll show you mine and you show me yours. Some kissing and rubbing. Lots of sexual tension throughout our teen years.

Post it faggot

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i am a canadian and was visiting germany. in the hotel pool there were naked people everywhere. walked into the sauna with a young chick and her mom just sitting there naked. i had my shorts on of course being from canada land of the prudes. they left and i thought what the hell. whipped of the shorts and leaned back into the corner. must have dozed off because i woke up and they were back on the towels they left behind giggling. look down and have a raging boner. nothing to be ashamed of size wise but embarrassed none the less. i quickly cover up and apologize being the pussy canadian i am. the daughter leaves and me and the mom are sitting there for a minute when she asks in a german/english if the "happy" was for her or her daughter.
i said i couldn't be sure because "you're both gorgeous". she walked up to me with her sweaty tits and told me to get on the floor
on the floor?
everyone walk the dinosaur

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anymore like this where someone ends up helping out?

yeah, pornhub

maybe 30 times

It literally happens at the end of the vid.

That was a friend of mine. She was in heat cause she didn't have see any real male cock for year (she was bi for 4 years). So when she almost begged to see my cock. I saw her naked. We do foreplay. One of best suck of my life.

this is hilarious

Not intentionally. I sleep naked and my female friends always toss themselves in my bed to wake me up which has resulted in a fair number of them seeing me naked. It's not exactly purposeful on my part though. Fucking fag hags

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I whipped my dick out in front of my sister after a long night of drinking, games, playful trash talk and teasing... And she played with it a little bit.

She had recently broken up with some douchebag and said something about already missing sex. I said something like "don't worry I'm sure you'll find better dick out there" (we've already been pretty open around each other when it comes to pretty much everything). I forget how it came to it, but we were jokingly arguing and I was saying I bet he had a small dick and that mine was bigger.

I was pretty much instantly diamonds when I thought about whipping it out for my sister. The alcohol gave me the courage and I did it. I'm about 7.5inches fully erect.

She stroked it slowly for about 10-15 seconds then kissed the head and winked at me and said "you wish" then pushed me away and giggled. It was sexy as fuck. Then she got up and started strutting away towards her room, and looks back before turning the corner in the hallway and says "yours is bigger by the way" then she giggled and said good night.

We were both pretty drunk and we never talked about it. It never got awkward or anything between us. Not even sure if she remembered what happened tbh.

help i've fallen and I cant get up
>larpalert

K

>male cock

Why did you feel it necessary to used the adjective male. There are no such things as feminine cocks, regardless of what Yea Forums queers say

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I assume you've already gone through motherless?

Kek, this is some top tier shit

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dinosaur

I think women have this instinct of wanting to help a hard throbbing cock cum every time they see it but don't because of societal customs.

I don't know if I want to live in a world where you can just have a boner in public and a woman has sex with you right there. Just... yeah I don't I would want that

Why cover her face?

hot as fuck

One day after a sleepover with a friend, she was putting on roll-on deodorant in front of me and accidentally flashed me. Since we were close, we laughed it off, but it sparked something inside me and I began to fantasize about her (more than usual).

I tried to spy on her in the shower through a gap in the door next time I was over, and I got to see everything, and I jacked off, but when she got out to try herself, she spotted me and later told me she saw me jacking off. She knows I'm a pervert, but nevertheless told me to never do that again. Things were awkward for ages after that but now it's cool.

>platonic sleepovers with girls
nigger what

I'm really disappointed by the lack of stories. This is not the Yea Forums that I remember

preferably not by a faggot

Any pics of her

who the fuck has a sleepover with a woman

I would love to have my mom see my big hard cock but I don't know how to do it not "on purpose", that she might know that I wanted her to see it

Ya got me

Literally all of my friends of both genders have seen me naked. If you're my friend in person you will see my BBC at some point because I'm basically a nudist and fuck living in the south fully clothed

anyone have any success?

"asleep"

Welcome to Yea Forums, newfag

depends on when you make the thread

Why do people do this? Fucking degenerates.

anyone got any links to any good videos on this topic?

no shit. I'm asking for more retard

for more retard please consult a mirror

Fucking this

>women arent like us, they don't get exited for visual situations.
KEK. Okay, faggot.

actually women don't get excited for visual situation, but they still want to see something if they're interested

are you actually retarded? have you ever spoken to more than one woman?

I do it a lot to my partners mum.
I live with them and work nights so her mum comes home from work around 3pm.
I live bedroom door slightly open, headphones in with porn so it seems im not paying attention to being seen and stroke my hard cock while she comes up the stairs then sees.
Been doing this for 2 years now and she stares for longer each time.

Waiting for her to want to come inside

there'll be one reason if u find porn pics of men in some women's magazines

>women arent like us, they don't get exited for visual situations.

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I jerk off next to my sister all the time
We share a room, she pretends to be asleep if she sees me

does she ever seem to watch

does she seem turned on or enticed by you

She lies facing me a lot when I'm doing it

...

ever obvious that shes watching you stroke your cock?

Then offer sometime, don't miss out on incest like I did, I only got to jerk of to my sister.

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No
Idk, v dangerous, I'd love to fuck her tho

I believe so. She's single and not been with another man for about 10 years so I'm sure the sight of my youthful cock gets her blood flowing

From the look of her eyes she definitely seems interested but I guess the loyalty to her daughter she is afraid to make the move

So try letting the volume on your phone during a porn be barely audible, then she'll either watch or ask you to stop.

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Changed clothes infront of female friends several times, they all look amazed when they see my dick

I'll try that thanks

fuck

And of course its a faggot that falls for it, fucking discusting degenerate faggots

shes thinking god i want to get knocked up by this nigger and have him beat me for the next 6 months

More like God I want that football money

It's not your sister. Stop. Lying. On. The. Internet. Get some friends and get a life lmao

I always try to make my girl friends see my cock in some way. not in person but over snapchat. send a hot cock photograph.

"oh sorry, it was meant to this really hot chick, hope you're not mad at me, it was honestly a mistake lol"

"hehe it's ok user"

"hope it didn't disgust you too much lmao"

"haha nono it was ok :)"

then I ask if she liked it flitingly, and she usually does. it doesn't always work. I have ruined only one friendship by doing this, but most ended up stronger and some became my fuckfriends after. I try to play it safe though. I'm honestly convinced the one friend that cut contact is insane. she fucks around like a hooker and brags about all the dick she's getting. but when i "accidentally" send her a tasty picture (not my cock. it was my boxers at first) and she gets enraged. I got a bit sad when it happened because I saw us as pretty close at the time too. it was worth it though. showed me who she was. she probably disliked me from the start and didn't have the heart to tell me to fuck off before I did something

Did I learn my lesson? only if the lesson is that most chicks like to look at my hard cock but don't want their friends to know that they love it. if she trusts me to not ruin her reputation, she'll fuck me or at least make me more hard through pics lmao

I shoved my cock i a freind's mouth while se was sleeping, we're not friends anymore...

uh, that shit will actually land you in prison now

It's easier if you drug them first

so much cope
just stop being a degenerate

dont know what cope is but if you're looking for normies, you're on the wrong imageboard, git of muh board or ill cope on your ass

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She was pretty drunk, i thought she wouldn't notice, but she did, lol

I't her btw

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i hope you die soon.

GIIIIIIIIT

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I mean, look at her mouth, how coud i resist

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I would have done the same

Nah, it's niggers that got turds for dicks

letting my boner hang out my boxers early in the morning pretending to be asleep or what you mean?

Nah, it's easy, pretend you didn't know she was home, and walk out naked when your cock is hard like you just jerked off. Have headphones on and pretend to be oblivious, then when you see her just act barely shy. Give a 'sorry, didn't know you were home, but I'm still pretty comfortable after you saw my cock' kind of cover your cock move, let it stick out while you do so because it's hard. Bam.

I have and i have got arrested for it.
It seems that it is frowned upon especially if you do it in the vicinity of a middle school.

U flash is pretty good

Wasn't there a famous comedian who exposed himself to his co workers, but the media made it sound like he anally raped them

>”I never knew they got that small!”

Louis CK

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Ha! More like Louis’ CocK

It was pretty bad what he did

Www.dickflash.com

Yes. Changed clothes in front of a female friend several times. She did not care, though.

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I refuse to believe that anyone could be this fucking stupid

I went in the shop to buy alcohol for some underage girls on the condition that they flashed me their tits while I jacked off. Was a good day.

Nigger

Not really, if you actually read the NYT article without the story being filtered thru soy bloggers.

He was barely well known at the time, had maybe been on Conan a few times but was mostly just a road comic and TV writer.

Brought two ladies up to his hotel room after some drinks, asked "can i jerk off?" They literally told him yes, and then he did. That's what happened. Other women have said he asked and they declined, and then he didnt jerk off. Other women (including Sarah Silverman) have said that he did it to them and they were fine with it.

The media makes it sound like he was a powerful entertainer who guilted lesser female comics into watching him jack it when the latest allegation was from like 2005, before he even had his HBO show that got cancelled after 6 eps.

Basically, he thought what happened was consensual but was mistaken i guess. Not "pretty bad" IMO

U MEAN LIKE RIGHT NOW HEHEHEH
better be some girls in this thread

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I was smoking weed in my brother car back in college, and I asked my friend to give me a hand job, and she told me that I wouldn't have the balls to whip my dick out, but if I did she would blow me. So i whipped it out, never got that blowjob.

both of you are incels that will never be loved for the rest of your lives