Secrets thread. Bonus points for naughty ones

You just dont understand the sweet smell of a beautiful womans panties. Fuck off.

That’s a nice story, bro. But sperm can’t live in a bottle of lube, then magically impregnate random people. Don’t be so desperate to sound cool.

I shat in the toilet tank at some chads house party

Except no he’s not.

Went on plenty of fish and hooked up with 4 girls in a span of 2 months. Gave all of them herpes. YOLO

did he mean to kill her?
Did he kill Kurt Cobain too?

When I was 14 and found out my mom was actually my kidnapper, I blackmailed her into a sexual relationship until she killed herself a decade later. I tracked down my biological family after that. The secret is they thought I discovered she was my kidnapper after she died, not a decade before that.

how can you be in a BDSM relationship with a dog
what the fuck is wrong with you
yes you are mentally ill go get help or something i dont know what the fuck

I regularly eat my own cum.

is it bad if this made me laugh

Did you wait 10 years just so you could fuck

7/10 girl who trusted me. Massive natural tits for a slim petite body. Not bright.

Got her drunk. Took her home. "Accidentally" joined her in bed, and "accidentally" started fingering her, making out, sucking on her tits at about 4 in the morning.

She came-to, freaked out, and I pretended to freak out, convincing her we just got to close and things happened naturally. She feels like it's partly her fault to this day.

That girl has some real problems. I would not be surprised to see her as a crack whore twenty years from now. Has that kind of look, almost.

I rubbed my hard dick on a girls face in the school bathroom at a very very young age. She absolutely loved it

Nope. It's funny. I bet any teenager would if his kidnapper fake mom was a MILF.

??? lurk longer before asking silly questions

did it develop into anything? If not, why? Did you blow it?

You’re a dirty honey fart worshipping compulsory masturbator
You filthy dirty little toilet sniffer you

No. I fucked her starting with the night I blackmailed her. It only ended because she killed herself.

Pretty much this.

I was raised by really incredibly weird religious parents and I didn't know how else to deal with my submissive tendencies.

I was also young and didn't really know what to do about anything (still barely do tbh). That's not an excuse. I shared it as a secret because I know how messed up it is.

Nothing serious, we kind of bottled it up and didn't really talk about it after, it was incredible though and when I do it to my current gf I know that deep down inside of me the reason is that incident. Like I KNOW why I love it so much.

We were like 10 at the time or 9 maybe.
And the point I was emphasizing before in my post is that SHE loved it

I made money by blackmailing pedos when I was a kid. I was really good at hiding tape recorders and cameras. They were bigger back then, hard to hide. And yes, I was the bait.

every few months my job requires me to work with a stunningly pretty ten year old.
She's developed a hardcore crush on me that grows stronger every time we see each other.
Her mother think's it's cute and trusts me fully with her for hours upon hours alone.
She loves sitting on my lap, wrapping her legs around mine, and will hump my leg a little when she thinks I can't notice. Tried to kiss me in excitement more than once.

Obviously wouldn't ever come close to doing anything. Obviously. But... fap sessions the nights following seeing her are the most intense I could ever dream of.

Shame to hear nothing sparked between you years later. But glad to hear you turned out alright!

A few years ago I was at a party at my sisters house, there were a bunch of people, I was flirting with some young chick, she was annoying but attractive, much later that night I was in the kitchen, and she came in, we started fooling around, and eventually fucked. he next morning I asked my sister who she was, she was someones kid sister, she was 15, I was 25 LOL.

There are some states that will allow you to marry her with parental permission. So, you can wait a little while, butter the mother up, and you get a devoted loli.

Don't sweat it. Stuff like that happens all the time at parties.

I let my dog lick my pussy and im slowly gaining the courage to let him fuck me.

I’m cucking my long term bf with a subby boy i met on here a few weeks ago.

Make sure you don't get caught. The one who catches you will blackmail you into being their sex toy.

Not an Amerifag. I'm eleven years her elder.
My biggest fear is her not growing out of this crush. She legit might not. What if I see her years down the road and she has a boyfriend that's a spitting image of what I look like now?

Scared I might be scarring that girl. Let alone any aspirations to marry or sleep with her.

I'm not sure what my body will do in a few years once she's able to make more forward advancements though :c

gross.

I’m very careful. Thanks for the warning!

can you explain this situation in more detail
how the fuck did she kidnap you successfully
how did you figure out she kidnapped you
etc details

I got a handjob from a massage lady last Friday.

How did it start?

he's fantasizing, my dude.

Just trying to repay Kharma. I caught my older sister doing shit with our dog. She got knot-locked with him and gave me time to take pictures. I blackmailed her into taking my V-card, really breaking me in sexually, and probably messing her head up, even more, all the way until she went away to college.
Our family does not know why she hates me.

You know, I've always wondered about that. Is it legit offered openly? What kind of extra cost is it?

She was a nurse, her kid died at home, I was a twin, the hospital had power problems at the same time it got over-crowded, and it was the 70s. Her friends and neighbors never learned about her real dead kid, I was raised with his identity.

replying again: honestly, this will be the stupidest thing I'll read tonight.
The mom and I flirt and all, but what conceivable universe would you give your daughter away to some guy who's maybe hardly a family friend?

You'd be surprised.

I sure as hell would. Her eldest daughter she's been raising as a single Mom after the father passed away?
It's all she has.
Ignoring the fact it's totally absurd to begin with, man.

My cousin convinced me to gargle his nuts when he was 17 and I was 2. I don't even remember doing it but it basically caused a schism in the family and led to my dad divorcing my mom. Nobody but me and him knows this

After two weeks of not masturbating, I went full gay and sucked off some guy. He was really caring and very nice. I wish we had kept talking.

Always been interesting into it. I’m a degenerate and normal porn can’t really get me off anymore. Every time i saw him sniffing my vag, i get wet so i decided to take the plunge. Not to mention just how degrading it is. Its hot.

what'd you blackmail her to do

I don’t love my fiancé but I think he’s what I deserve....

Can I get a quick greentext bullet-point of that ripple? Good post

I want to fuck my brother's fiance behind his back. She makes eyes at me. I know I could get her.

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I met a friend on vrchat and I really want to him to fuck me senseless

Pride weekend?
It doesn't have to stop there. There are a lot of accommodating gays willing to take things slow for curious straight men.
Go out again, try taking a look around, worst case you grab a drink and have a nice night.

Depends on the jurisdiction. Australia, it varies by state. In Victoria you need to be licensed as a brothel by the state, in NSW you need a planning permit to sell sexual services from the local council. That said, most of the massage parlours offering happy endings don't have the necessary permits, and they occasionally get shut down or fined. Then they'll just re-open again. The place I went to on Friday got shut down a few months back, then reopened with signs up everywhere saying they don't offer sexual services. The woman still asked whether I wanted a handjob.
Most of the places will ask if you want "extras" and then you get to discuss price/services. What's available depends on the place, and in some cases the girl. There's a place with Japanese girls in their 20s where they all offer handjob for $50, nude handjob for $80, or nude handjob while you play with their tits and pussy for $100 (on top of the massage price). There's another place that's a one-woman operation run by a Viet MILF who offers a massage and happy ending for $70, and lets me finger her pussy. Some places offer body slides, blowjobs, sometimes you can talk the girl into sex. Sometimes they straight up offer sex.

Don't mix lust and loyalty in your mind. I know a girl that came inches from fucking only not to, thinking of their bf.
Careful not to make things awkward.

I really don't remember much but gimme a minute and I'll provide some context

I do not understand why this would provide sufficient threat to blackmail someone through all that. Publically admitting to it while also reporting the blackmail attempt would probably transfer attention anyway

A person from Yea Forums?
How are you cucking them? You live together?

Ten years, pretty much everything except invite others to join more than a couple times. The first time, I was in her bedroom, stripped and laid on her bed. I made her do all the work. She cried a lot during that. I followed her to the shower later and we did standing shower sex, same sadness. She seemed to get into it after a while. We were like mother and son with benefits except I had more power than I should. I was surprised by her suicide because it was after a night of going out, having fun, and ending with great sex.

Oh, and last Friday I paid $70 on top of the price of the massage for her to get nude while she gave me a handjob.

greentext?

That's insane. I pity the man out there who just wants a normal massage for his mild back pain hahahaha

I want her though

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i like eating carrots

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Yup, but dunno man. Tried that once and I ended up getting fucked raw and with no lube at 4am. Wasnt fun.

Or, ... you could be delusional and she's trying to be nice to you because you're her future brother-in-law, and she wants to be nice to family and family is supposed to be safe.
If I'm wrong, go on Jerry Springer.

I vomit loudly outside every morning due to some sickness I'm unaware of. Can the neighbors call the cops on me?
It's in the backyard , on my property

hey, whatever gets you off. I won't shame that at all.

sick fuck

I felt bad about doing it (not then, after the college thing) and I never went public with it. If she didn't fall for the blackmail, I would not have really exposed her. Taking pictures would have backfired and I even knew that as a kid.

>there's a massage shop with hilarious advertising
>"Girls like to make man very happy with our massage. You happy we happy."
>heading past to go to bank and post office, may as well drop in
>two women at reception, one in yellow dress, and a chubby Chinese woman in a white dress
>pay for an hour, and chubby one takes me to the room
>would have preferred yellow dress, but let's see how it goes
>lie face down naked on the massage table, she does the massage in silence
>always feels like a CFNM female power thing
>lying face down naked while clothed woman has her way with your body
>she gives hints with her hands that more's coming but doesn't talk at all
>eventually whispers in my ear, "boom boom condom one hundred"
>didn't realise anyone actually said "boom boom" IRL - thought that was just a stereotype
>agree, and give her the money, she starts to go to get a condom
>nope, these places always have shitty condoms that are too tight and ruin it
>lucky I came prepared - pull out my preferred Ansell Skyn condom, she's pleased with that
>she takes off her dress and underwear - being chubby she has big tits for a Chinese woman
>suck on her tits for a bit, try to make some small talk, but she knows zero English
>that explains the silence - conversation just isn't going to happen
>she seems keen to get it on - puts the condom on and lubes up
>sit her on the edge of the massage table while I stand facing her and fuck her
>not as tight as I'd hoped, but still feels pretty good
>go to flip her over for doggy, she resists but I'm strong enough to force her over
>fuck her bent over the massage table while I rub her clit
>after a while in that position she lies on he back on the massage table and spreads
>fuck her missionary while she moans and finish in the condom
>she cleans me up and gives me some more of a massage, I think she went over the time
>turns out it wasn't false advertising for once, she really did try to make me happy

Lust and temptation are normal, not really secret worthy save for being polite. If you guys actually did fool around for fuck, that would be a secret.

Yeah. Maybe she wants you. It's risky, not only for getting caught.
Try jerking off beforehand when you know you'll be seeing her.
Otherwise... honestly, most people cheat a little. I think the least you could get is some hot cuddles and kissing. Could lead to anything more.
But be careful.

>didn't realise anyone actually said "boom boom" IRL
Have you never fucking watched Callum's Corner? Literally the best YouTube channel ever?

I'm sorry that happened.
Always voice your discomfort next time. Men are pricks, gay or not. Horny guys will fuck someone the wrong way.

Why would she snap me if she didn't want it

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you only want her because you can't have her. if you fuck her you'll regret it. not because of your brother, but because you'll immediately be bored with her, and now you'll have a secret weighing you down

How was the sex the first time? Did you make her cum?

They could call the bylaw officer to report the disturbance. You might be asked to get yourself in check or be fined the next time you turn a fine morning to shit with your vomiting.

Damn.
Sad I can't hurl in my own property
Thanks for info

I don't care I just want to do it once because I know the sex is going to be great and I'm gonna cum so hard.

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She just laid there looking at me with contempt. She handed me lube and said that she needed me to apply that because she will not enjoy it. No, she did not cum. I had to pretty much command her to be more of a dead fuck over the course of the 1st week.

this man is THIRSTY

Don’t be a fag user. You want her because it’s taboo. But, like others said, that shit will get to you and make everything all bad. Trust us.

You CAN, if it's discreet. But yeah, if it's to the point the neighbours might call it in, you might be playing it too hard.

she's not even hot

>be super young
>live with dad, 4 y/o sister, and mom
>parents aren't married, mother's side has long history of mental illness
>bipolar, schizo, autism, and some criminal type shit like pedophilia
fucked up shit that my mom hid until he got her pregnant twice
>specific incident happens at sleepover
>some random quasi-legal shit with mom, dad has to stay out of house for a bit
>go to cousin's
>nice aunt, shit uncle, standard dickhead teen cousin, another young cousin my age
>normal day, play some ps2, cartoons, etc
>at night im in bed with younger cousin, not a lot of room
>older cousin comes in, says he has some games to play
>fuck yeah, I'm a big kid
from this point on is mostly based on what others have told me:
>he pees in a pringles can and says to eat it
>younger cousin eats it
>I also eat it, probably because I'm a dumbass
>he pulls out dick and we end up tasting it
>get up close and personal with his nuts while toddler cousin works the shaft
>dad comes in because he hears noise and finds us like that
>he pulls us off and beats the fuck out of older cousin
>next day wake up from "restful sleep" and older cousin is gone, ask why
>"he had to go to the hospital user, he'll be ok though"
>where's daddy
>"He's talking to the police to see if he can help"
>sounds good to me
Long story short, I remembered nothing of the actual oral sex because I repressed/forgot it instantly. Cousin went to the ER and can't think or talk too well, dad went to jail but got out with all charges dropped and didn't bring it up until I was 16

I've never stopped being attracted to young teens (as long as they look good). I started to get worried by the time I was 18, doesn't seem to be improving since.

I also want to fuck my mom, for some reason.

Greentext?

when ,i look a good ass in the street or other place i need take a photo about this ass , after take a photo i go to my house to fapping ,anyone ?

I saw a movie about who committed the Whitechapel murders of '88.

hey, now, let's not start judging the man for his taste. He's looking for honest-to-God advice

That movie must've been about me because I was the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Did you eventually get to the point where you could make her cum? Did she get more into it later?

ill judge anyone for anything i want, queer

This is an English-only imageboard, user, I'm sorry.

I'm not good at storytelling but here is the summary:
This user asked: I replied:

Good shit, thank you for sharing that

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just giving my two cents. i fucked a close friends gf (they were temporarily broken up). it was good, but right after i had 0 interest in her anymore. fast forward three months and they're engaged. i'm due to be one of the groomsmen at the wedding. she'll never tell, and he'll never find out. i only feel bad for the time i wasted on her leading up to fucking

The taboo is what turns me on and why I need to fuck her. Need to get it out of my system. Maybe so does she.

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Can you try to tell the story? It doesn't have to be a greentext, I guess, if you're bad at it.

Yeah. I thought we had a great sex life about 3 months into it. She taught me a lot. "If I have to do this I'm gonna' show you how to please me. Maybe you will start fucking girls your age and let me go."

Go ahead and fuck her. What are you waiting for?

Good contribution but want to point out the temporary breakup made her 100% fair game.

But the sex was still worth it I'm sure. How fucking great was that first time. Post pics.

I took in a 14 year old runaway for two months until she got the guts to call her parents and go back home. Nothing sexual, just something I keep secret because peoples minds are always in the gutter when it comes to a guy in his mid 30s

please stop encouraging him to post more

I would have, if he hadnt been taller and stronger than me. I was 17 at the time, and we were on his apartment. I think it was a signal to let my gay days away. Now I'm 22 and I just fap the gay away.

i love chubs in panties

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Don't miss the chance, bro. Either make her swallow it and use mouthwash, or use a sock while you play with her. No dna then, and everything she'd say could be found on the internet. Don't miss your chance to loli or incest ever, I regret all of mine from being nervous, but I didn't have Yea Forums for advice.

That's really sad, why did she runaway?
It took her two months? Were you not trying to convince her to the whole time?

This girl in my high school dropped one of those cloth headbands, so now i jack off with it while looking at her picture. It still smells like her. We're gonna watch marvel movies next weekend

Go for it, but either never tell anyone, or only tell a long term partner you can trust. I know someone that's fucked a dog, and blown a horse. If I was evil then she'd be my slave instead of my friend.

once i broke a computer with malware so hard that not even the components could be salvaged

pic not related

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A girl friend of mine confessed she had been molested by a family friend for a couple of years (form 10 yo 13 yo). I legitimaly felt bad for her and even cried with her. The thing is that every time I fap I think about what the guy did to her and I get really excited. I sometimes ask her about details about those times so I can have more things to think when fapping. How sick am I?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I could easily get away with it, too. Fuck me, man.

But I can't. The risk is simply too big, no matter how small the odds.

I'm addicted to creeping on my daughter and beating off to her

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Pics

My sister doesn't like me because I'm uncaring about our parents' health, not because I came on her bald little pussy a bunch.

Honestly, good luck, user. Lead a normal life and get the girl. Never come back here until you've developed mentally.

Do you think you will ever fuck her again?

trahy in guitechapel bread

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>no greentext
I am disappointed and my day is ruined

I used to have sex with my school bus driver so my family wouldn't have to pay for busing.

damm

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Very.
This is legitimately concerning behaviour.
Please don't manipulate her further.

I use to meet up with pedophiles as a kid (11 to 18) to get them to fuck me. Loved it. Wish I could go back to that time. So much cum in me

she was fair game, especially since he dumped her. but if he found out he wouldn't see it like that

it was good. not the best, but good. it actually happened twice. we did it again the next morning. second time she was into it and i wasnt. like i said, i got what i wanted, and moved on. this is her.

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that doesn't sound like he manipulated her

>can't even get the quote right
>wants to hear more of that shit
lurk more.

I'm working at patching things up with her with that as one of my goals. Sort of went back two steps when we went out for drinks and I fucked her at her apartment. I guess it's rape if she's drunk, even when she starts it.

i love cereal in special recipients

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lmaoooo what

Moar. Do u have wedding pics?

>I sometimes ask her about details about those times so I can have things to think when fapping
>I legitimately felt bad for her and even cried with her

This man sounds like a sociopath.

Busing in my town wasn't free. So in high school I fucked the bus driver to let me ride.

I'll greentext it in Notepad and post it in future visits. I never got this much interest in my blackmail-raping of my faux mom.

...I wasn't quoting anything. I was greentexting in the same sort of context as you are. You should probably lurk more, cuckold.

I like to go on porn sites like imagefap and get off to girls who definitely aren't old enough to be on there. I love 12/13/14 year old girls and would kill to fuck one.

I fuck my girlfriend in the ass because I hate her.

Just general family problems, didnt seem like anything too seriously though, no drugs or sexual abuse, she got slapped so she ran away, it was actually 3 months that she ran away, she was just staying with friends and bummin for cash in front of the walmart for a solid month before i took her in

oh i didn't notice that first part you quoted
nevermind, yeah, that's fucked up

Bruh just post it in this thread

What a highly respectable person you are!

i'm slut

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ok

that's even worse

i'm a sissy boy

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wedding hasn't happened yet. will be in a couple months in vegas

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How did you first get turned on by her?

I really want to help her. We talk about their encounters so more things (that she may have forgotten) come to light and so it becomes easier to talk to a professional. But I can not deny that I also want to know how far he went and how she felt.

There are billions of girls. Don’t waste a relationship on 1 fucking bitch. DONT FUCKING DO IT you kike.

i have something people usually are not expecting someone like me to have. So fucking weird that i dont even feel comfortable to share here.

I'm going to bed. I gotta' be up for work in 5 hours and I ain't even fapped yet. Just pretend to be me and write your own greentext based on my post... or if another user is reading, you do it for this user.

i'm in love

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I sold my virginity for $1000 cash when I was 14

oh

My cancer made me transphobic.

How is that motherfucker.

My brother transitioned and I want to fuck him/her. Pic related.

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I'm guessing her puberty and his heterosexuality.

How

Do you have a pic you can show?

You were ripped off.

>My cancer made me transphobic.
So... TERF?

Too soon, user.

that's a man in a skirt

Fuck me running. They're getting married in Vegas?
Get ready to catch that rebound, user.

She's gorgeous. Do u have pics of her with him.

i love bonnie

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nut cancer. Do the math. :(

Dude, just jerk off in your sock while you kiss and touch her. Her stories won't get you in trouble, and they can all be found on the internet. Plus she's interested, and interested parties don't narc, they just tell future partners how creepy they were as kids. Victims blame themselves all the time. Fill her mouth and/or your sock with cum, touch her gently, be nice. Daddy shit is for when they're legal ;-)

I know. Should have charged more but oh well, I made some more money too. Even after I turned 18 I still looked underage so I still pretended to be to make some good money

It didn't happen my dude. I can't believe the attention shitty fantasies get on here

Fuck last night me and my sister had to sleep in the same bed cus we are traveling and I got super horny so I decided to rub my dick with a tissue to blueball myself for an ultimate nut tomorrow and I went to far and cummed 1 foot away from my sleeping 15 year old sister fuck

I'm against him fucking her, but can't help but disagree with this sentiment.

She wasn't fair game, you're just a thirsty loser.

My mom got plastered once and fell asleep in my bed mistaking it for her own. She thought I was my stepdad and grouped my dick a few time saying shit like "fuck me" and whatnot but I was 13 and super weirded out but yet I wanted to see what would happen. Never did anything but I did jerk off with her panties a few times. My uncle says that she would "do ANYTHING if she is fucked up enough" since they fucked for a few months

Tldr; my mom semi-molested me and I wanted to fuck her since I was a horny little teenager

come back when you do

So?

Win/win

SHIT they're sexy

Not her but looks a lot like her.

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It'll have to be her that makes a move if I ever cave. IF I ever cave.

Where are those found the easiest? Keywords?

I hope she has explosive diarrhea on your cock and balls

Is it really that bad? I really want to help her. Me getting horny is secondary.

Did she notice?
No harm done. Learn your lesson and be more careful. Good secret though

Right? I'm so confused and turned on. It's hot as fuck.

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maybe its because I like legs but even if I pretend hes a woman, I would not wanna fuck her. The face is fine but you can tell from miles away that those are manly ass legs

If this is true, good for you man.

not that bad but it's not good
you aren't a really fucked up person or evil or anything

I sucked my friend's dick while his brother and neice were in the house

You getting horny is PRIMARY.
Go out and get a gf. Not her. See her tits. Touch them. Maybe fuck her. Mature your mind.

Then go back and reassess the girl who needs help. You're in no state to be an emotional crutch.

i should be in vegas for at least 3 days. the day before the wedding, day of, and day after. i'll have my own hotel room. not sure what i'll do if she comes knocking

just off his FB. i wont post him though. just a little more of her

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Nice. How long did it take you to convince her the first time? 5 min? An hour ? A few days?

Oh my GOD they're good looking.
Please tell me you'll try to find nudes someday

I like that she makes me confused. It turns me on. Feels wrong.

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That's a killer face for a trans

sounds like a jealous soyboy beta cuck amirite

That would be amazing

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let him drown on his own, man. He doesn't need to be pushed under the water.

Bro, cave, and you don't have to make the first move, she already has by being even mildly flirty. I don't think you get girls very well. I've fucked way too many out of my league girls, and you're just not seeing how much she wants it. If you're scared the first time then find a reason for her to stare at a screen and bend over or something. Like 'get on your hands and knees and watch this, but you can't look at me for a few minutes.' She'll understand if she wants to, and if she doesn't then she'll never figure out you jerked off to her, but on the other hand if she's into it she WILL want to touch you. Don't force any of her touches or any fucking, she will want to hj and bj, possibly more and letting you eat pussy. I am saying completely fictional things. I don't know anything, this is fiction. Seriously though, do it.

Within an hour. I showed her the pics before the dog un-knotted from her. I fucked her the next day, it was Saturday. Both our parents worked all day.

Pics of both of you?

Hormones. Made her so soft too. I got so hard when I felt her skin after she'd been on them for a few months. Silky smooth.

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Jerked off in the hallway outside the bathroom while listening through the wall to my roommate getting ass fucked by her boyfriend in the shower, imagining it was me doing her instead.

better, you getting assfucked by the bf.

any pics pre-development?

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you definitely need to get your dick in that ass, bro.

Was she upset the first time? Did she cry or show any emotion afterwards? How did you feel?

hohoholy shit. What an attractive person in general

What other depraved shit are you into user? What do you think led you to letting this happen? Morbid curiosity of sorts, if you have kik I'd be interested in chatting, geniuingly curious what drives some people.

It's all I think about

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Thanks, friend. She borrowed some of my clothes and i got her some outfits to keep from being a stinky bum but she was an alright kid

Didn't transition, only became a bigger fag

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Never wanted to fuck her pre transition tho

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I answered this earlier: We had a really heated sibling rivalry. I was 12, dawn of puberty, so I saw it as getting over on my sister. I didn't see it as all that fucked up until she moved out. She wanted nothing to do with me the moment she didn't live with us.

So fucking hot. Wish I could meet a girl like you

I remember you user. its good to see you're still around.

Think she would be into letting her brother give it to her?

question, is this like post-op transition or is she still rocking a dick

if theres not a dick then just fuck her already dude

molested my sister when she was passed out drunk

lost.

How old was she?

Older sister? Younger?

Shit
I'd be conflicted as well but a hole is a hole

she is year older

She still has a dick and that turns me on too. I think she's always maybe had a little thing for me.

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Yeah

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God tier

Any times you ever got the opportunity to?
Knowing your bro you think that he would be willing to or nah?

Greentext?

now hold the fuck up, man or woman that bitch is anorexic
thick thighs save lives

She likes to drink and flirt. I think there's a chance.

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>molested my best friends dick when he was sleeping

>jerk it to fucked up shit

>take creepshots

>want to be the middle of a fuck sandwich

...

Oh yes

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Fuck yes, she still has her dick? That does make her way hotter. Hell, I want her ass now, too. Makes me wish I was her brother.. I wouldn't be debating fucking her.. I'd be off seducing her.

She was 16 at the time.

Get drunk with her as well
Blame on alcohol
Cum in that boy puss
Profit!!!!

I really want to fuck her and watch her nut.

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What’s that?

Do this: Then greentext it here for all of us to fap to.

Fuck yes that would be so hot.. cock buried in her ass while you pump and watch her shoot her load all over her stomache..

I transitioned and my sister never wanted to fuck me. She still doesn’t but at least I get a pity finger now and again. Don’t let her be like me - give her the D

>well she went to the party and got too wasted, i think she took pills there too but idk
>her friends parents dropped her off
>i was house watching
>we got her upstairs and then they left cause their daughter was as wasted back at their house.
>i try to help her get up but she just mumbles and rolls in the bed
>Vomits
>fucking nasty and smells
>i take her sweater off and see her tits
>get turned on

links?

Naturally you are turned on. What happened next?

Damn, that's too bad.. would have been hot for you to fuck your sister..

Five shits couldn't stop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my all I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Motherfucker I hit em up

Do you have trouble getting men in real life?

Moar! Don't stop posting until you get to the part where you are done violating your helpless fucktoy sister.

Hurry up faggot
Before I suck on your dick and swallow

>i caught myself staring and thought she noticed
>she was out
>i called her name and shook her shoulders which made her tits bounce
>got that warm feeling in my dick
>started to rub it trough my shorts
>wasnt really sure what i was doing, i just knew i was horny
>took of her pants and saw her panties
>was just sitting behind her in the bed jerking it for a while

Ok. Good to take it slow. What was your next idea?

>be 7-year-old me
>next door neighbor is 12-year-old latchkey kid
>go to his house to play N64 all time
>he shows me porn, I like it
>i go back for more porn watching
>he eventually makes me take all my clothes off to keep watching
>he escalates things and i like it
>by middle school we have done most everything
>he puts cum loads in my ass nearly every weekday
>he jerks my load into his hand nearly every weekday
>grew out of it and not gay anymore

heh maybe it’s better that my bepis doesn’t get stiff anymore- I don’t think she’d let me sleep in her bed if it did

>i took pics on my phone of her ass and panties to go jerk off to
>she was out
>i touched her pussy trough panties and no reaction
>i thought i gonna cum right there
>i moved panties to the side and saw her tight pussy
>i wanted it bad
>i was jerking off so close to it i could almost touch it

You're a sick bastard, get some help motherfucker

Go on. Also share pic

I fucked my married older boss. He was a freak and even wanted me to fuck him with a strap on.

I replace my girlfriend's birth control with fertility drugs and regularly fill her with nut, have been doing this for about a month

>broke up with long term girlfriend for attention from other females, miss the fuck out of long term
>bitch I had before that I broke up for her with her friend, friend was a prude
>attempted to OD a month ago (5-6 years after last attempt) while staying with my sister
>bisexual planned on coming out to friend group when I see them in a week or two but other homie came out as gay literally last night so I don’t want to anymore
>liberal working in the oilfield out of situation
>massively in debt due to just wanting to enjoy my 20s (can deplete my saving and be mostly debt free but problems with doing that because of what ifs)
>parents are proud of me because of my hard work and the fact I’m “drug free.” Been lying for years
>Drug habit actually getting worse, addicted to coke now and my sister begged me to never do coke again after first time (like two months ago)
>ex and I are still on good talking terms and it destroys me to talk to her but I’m too big of a pussy to stop
>one night stands aren’t fulfilling me not only that but I also hate sluts but hate the work involved with non sluts
>actually miss high school because of lack of responsibilities and that’s when I got long term and it was all fresh
>college dropout, scared to tell parents even though I payed for it(fear of disappointment)
>distancing myself from closest friends in favor of new friends that may or may not be flakey
>hate video games but play them simply to relate to people my age range (20-25)
>started smoking cigarettes again have to bring change of clothes everywhere to prevent cigarette smell being obvious (don’t want to let sister down)

The list goes on but I’m getting too depressed

...

Mm, you could sleep in my bed if she didn't want you..

Help finding young, 'definitely' legal girls? I would like some.

I'm 14 any tips on how to get older man to rape me
I'm on Instagram @lemon.turtle
Just pm me dont comment and if you pm me say "no the turtle is purple" so I'll know
I have some pics if me on there too so idk

^_^ I wouldn’t mind having somebody to keep me warm

I'd keep all of you nice and warm.. inside and out.

NO, what's wrong with you?!

Continue, please.

Greentext the best ones

My biggest secret is this

>be me freshman in high school
>troubled past, introduced to drugs at young age
>introduce new friend to weed and mostly shrooms. We did smoke salve once but he told me to try it so responsibility for that is 50/50
>over next two years keep getting him to try new shit with me
>I move away
>he’s addicted hard to various things we tried
>addy, molly, X, lean, whipits, Xanax, etc
>he drops out
>parents kick him out
>friend group stays with him at first but then he pushes us away
>lose contact with him
>no one knows it was me who did this to him
>no one believed him when he said it was me because I always came off as straight edge
>I ruined my friends life

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ooo now you’re just making me shiver

i steal nudes of my buddys gf off his phone every time i see him dont think hes noticed yet

Edit lemon_turtle_

>lemon_turtle_
Just post a link already, moron, there are a million lemon turtle jokes on the internet.

Mmm, me too, baby.. I want to see that limp little clit of yours quiver and bounce as I'm sliding into your boy pussy..

UwU you’re naughty

How would you wanna see it? doggy or cowgirl?

i'm attracted to kids, it bothers me cause it doesn't feel fair, and i actually like them you know, but i pretend i find them annoying so i can avoid them easily, cause despite i'm not a predator or anything i don't wanna risk it to end in a situation i may hurt anyone

This is actually exceptionally common. Dont be ashamed of yourself. Its ignorant for people to think that there is some magical age when a child becomes sexually attractive but there isnt. Its all subjective

Everyone thinks that me and my boyfriend are a normal couple but he secretly has a cuck fetish that I try my best to fulfill. I'm not bashing on him or anything but it's just interesting being with someone who's into it.

In six grade I bullied a deaf girl to the point of making her have to transfers school, i deeply regret it I wish I could track her down and apologize

As someone who is fiercely monogamous, I do wonder how partners of cucks handle it. Are you into it yourself or just trying to please him? How do you feel about it?

I think you posted earlier in a cuck thread? share ass pic again?

What type of job user?

Oh come on jewboy nobody believe lies like this.

Do it user, track her down, can't be that difficult in this day and age

you can't pretend it's normal neither

I don’t know how I should face her, the ultimate test of courage, feels selfish but getting some closure with her is something I want she never deserve that I was a stupid kid and karma bit me right back

I think he was crushed up in a car.

At first it was just very awkward and weird but gradually his fetish started bothering me less and less as time went on. I wouldn't say I'm into it myself but I don't hate it either. I do it mostly because it turns me on knowing he's turned on when I cuck him.

Yeah that was probably me.

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Retard?

How did you find them, or get them to find you?

How have you gone about fulfilling it so far? Curious, tempted to get a fake cuck thing going with a fwb who I don't have feeling for, don't think I could be cucked by someone who I actually care about

It's one of those things, on one hand she could remember it or even just be thankful for you caring, or you could be dredging up old memories she has long since buried.

I’m afraid it be the second, I have an old yearbook I signed for her after she left I meant to give it to her and say sorry then but I was a bit coward I wanted to show her there were people who actually liked her, I feel thought giving her that will just make her remember how awful the whole class was

Usually he invites his friends or people he knows personally over for me to sleep with while he watches. Occasionally he'll join in sometimes but not very often. And once in a blue moon he'll bring in a random stranger as well or I'll surprise him by inviting his friend over to sleep with without his knowledge.

I personally don't really like humiliating him but I try my best to when he wants to be humiliated. That includes things like teasing him verbally and physically.

I've been in love with my sister pretty much since I hit puberty (which was many years ago).
I've jacked off with many pairs of her panties.
I stole nudes off her phone.
We've had a few drunken moments but it never really went anywhere and we never talked about it or made it awkward or anything.
I've groped her a few times when she was passed out drunk. She has an amazing ass. It was like holding a little slice of heaven in each hand. She's small chested though (and thanks to that ive always had a thing for girls with nice asses and small tits.)

We live together and 90% of the time she's walking around in tiny shorts (you can literally see cheeks), see through yoga pants (usually with a thong as well), tiny shirts with no bra, etc. Basically she wears nothing but super revealing shit around the house. I'm sure she's had to have caught me staring a few times, but if she has I don't know.

Shes a bartender at a club and often asks me how she looks before work, while wearing really sexy outfits. I swear it's like she intentionally teases me.

How does him deciding partners for you interact with health concerns and your preferences?

That isn't possible, so..

He's into being cucked because you're not attractive. You're chunky without a nice ass, have really stupid tattoos, and a sad loser that knows you'll cheat just beat you to letting you cheat. Go eat more, if you're gonna be fat then just embrace it.

>incel

Do you have kik? Similar situation, minus touching

Eh you could manage to get something that messes with CPU/RAM voltages or overheats something etc...

Incel? I think you need a mirror, I like my women actually attractive, loser.

Also, we've always been really close (as siblings/friends) and we talk about literally everything... Including sexual topics.

She loves to wear leather in bed, and has shown me a few of her leather outfits one night after drinks and cards against humanity after our friends had left. Nothing happened, she just put on a few different outfits and asked my opinions lol. I didn't have the balls to tell her how incredibly sexy she was in them and how turned on I was. iirc I just awkwardly said something like "yeah that's pretty cool" :/ ... Maybe if I had had a couple more drinks I would've said what I was really thinking lol.

For the most part he covers after all that health risks and stuff. The people he choses for me to sleep with are all usually people we trust but when I do sleep with a complete random stranger we both make sure he's wearing a condom and thoroughly cleaned down there first.

As for preference, I don't really have one. Most people he has made me sleep with are fine. I'm not a size queen so it doesn't really matter if they're big or small. I have only ever turned one person he chose down solely because I felt they were too aggressive and had bad BO.

Whatever floats your boat.

Ignore this nigger

>Sees one picture of a females backside at a poor angle with poor lighting and decides to degrade said female and assume she's ugly

Yep, you're 100% incel lmao.

Nah not anymore, but I can make one real quick. What's your Kik?

Continue in new thread pls

GB delirium

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Why do you think he is into being cucked? How old are you two? How many inches/cm is he?

You: Thinks said broad didn't try to get the most flattering pic possible before posting.

#neverbeenwithwomen

On a technical note, if he's making you do it a lot of the time (your words, "he has made me sleep with") - is it actually cucking or more hotwifing or even simply pimping?

If you want to leave your user I'll add user

Actually assuming it is legit (it is Yea Forums after all), it's probably the least identifying angle...

You have been visited by the Laura of dead and dying threads.

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