Ylyl

Ylyl.

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Tomato powder. Loaded with soap doners!

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Dildo hammer.

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your decorative egg collection needs work

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I also have one of these.

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Filthy weeaboos

oooh exotic

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Donna Trump.

Lost

lmao fucking lost

rost

And one of these tiny things.

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another very strange egg. when did your collection start?

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A few years ago. By the time I got the cute, tiny glass one, I already had a favorite silicone one, so the little glass one we too small: I almost ended up "swallowing" it.

I'm like really smart
~Orange man

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i lol'd

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Those filthy peasants can’t even afford proper eggs

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She’s polish

I raffed

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I like how big that flared base is. You definitely won't run any risk of it accidentally slipping past your sphincter.

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thats a buttplug idiot

this isn't a you fap you lose thread reta-- lost.

What are you talking about?
Anal anatomy has absolutely nothing to do with faberge eggs.

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...or does it?

nice buttplug

Oh?

You will only be allowed to continue posting your toys after you post your face so we can make fun of you

kek'd irl

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haha they don't use toilets!

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They must be French.

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I lost

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Fuck this thread

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I'm very original. ~Newfag

Holy fuck that killed me

Jamaniji?

go poke your eyes out with that edge m80

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Owned by tina belcher?

wow. youre so fucking cool.

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aeiou

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Ah, I too enjoy light beer

Hewwooo woof

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shit tier b8, you're not the only faggot with gore. Go back to school

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Oh sweet summer chi

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oh boy, he's back! I already pointed out your retardation, "Ivy League" boy

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18g sugar is reasonable

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fucking lost, thanks Yea Forumsro

Ill hit your mom's pussy with a shovel faget

Sorry for the ifunny watermark

Especially if it is going in your butt.

training for beerfest

I laughed irl so no worries

Oh i bet your so fucking edgy and such an intellectual that i could never ever get on your level of comedy or understanding. Kys you fucking newfag summer twat.

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He's just pretending to be an edgy retard faggot so he can laugh in his mom's basement and say "Hahaha I was only pretending to be retarded, look at all these summer fags taking my b8"

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that was a good laugh

lost

A crazed dog gets into your backyard and bites your kid. You yell at your wife to get the kids and guests inside. Nearest thing to you is a shovel, this thing could have rabies, you're pissed. Your friend who was previously filming the festivities is standing motionless in awe, still rolling. You back animal into corner and beat that piece of shit too death.
Easy peezy this video is ok by me

Lost

Sir, that is not a decorative egg, it is a butt plug.

is this real?

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Thank you user, cuz some part of me still knows those dudes just enjoy seeing animals in pain but for some reason this gives me hope

yep it was the great thot audit

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got me

Yes

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dude that's a fucking taxidermied coyote, you ran out of actual gore after two gifs huh

>Nobody:
Just kill yourself for posting anything with that cringy cancer meme on it.

omg i can't stop watching this

Thats alot of streching to make that ok dude. Face facts, thats just a faggot who likes hurting animals.

I'm a different fag dawg, just trying to make a joke from that dude's paragraph

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I was only pretending to be retarded...NANI

Where is Vista, Me and Xp?

That's fucking stupid and you should feel such shame you should kill yourself. Good day sir.

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Graph DLC, waiting for steam sale

put those in bar graph form and I'll add them for you

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Hi faggot

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LMFAO!!!!

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you seem upset. for an ivy leaguer with a wife and kid, you sure dont do much

Lmao well hello there new fag

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are you vegan?

The graphs for 2000 and 2001 should be tall so they are like skyscrapers xd 9/11 joke

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> oh look at me I know windows versions

Nah been busy raking in the big bucks bro
How bout you? Dont fret things will pick up one of these days and you can move out of your moms basement

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meanwhile you're on here probably every night posting the same exact pictures trying to find reactions because that is the only thing you really have going on in your life

disagree with trump 1%=100%
execute npc meme
end program

REKT FAGGOT

Sometimes yeah. Other times like last night i was fucking a Thai prostitute with a killer body

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Lol, get a load of this faggot

no, you were not.

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>implying

More lol

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Yes, I was

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john madden

no you were not.

eh the racism bot started up real fast on this one... usually lets a few real ylyl in first

why did I lose to this

You are the problem

Yes I was
She told me her name was “cherry”

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we all hate trump
only black cock deserves respect

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I guess

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Ray Pist

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Based and redpilled

Does anyone have a link to the video?

When will Yea Forums duff him up?

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He's so friggin ugly god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based

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cute how you think anyone believes you. if it did happen, she probably left you broke and you probably didnt make her cum. but it didnt happen

She didnt make me broke, i always tip generously and i didnt make her come, they almost never orgasm for real retard, have you even ever been to a gentlemans club?
KYS you incel
Y
S

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>imblying :DDD

nah, im busy actually making my girlfriend cum. ive exhausted her twice. difference between me and you is im the only one telling the truth

>implying goblin baby isn't polish
Not even going to check the rest since the shithead that made this couldn't be bothered

>imlpying

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i believe him he said it was a hooker only kind of girl he could get if he said he convinced a regular chick to fuck then hed be lying

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Nah i fucked the wife later same night too bruh
Im married

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problem is if he stays in his room all day where does he get the money?

I'm supposed to believe you more

who the fuck would think its a good idea to feed carnivores vegan shit?

>American nigger breed polish slut
>the baby have very american-like type of beauty
>REEEE it's not American!!! you biased!

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later faggot im going to bed i have work tomorrow unlike you

LMAO

Kill your self cunt

Hope you choke on that cock you’re going off to suck faggot

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I love how it says ASS on the can

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I'm surprised you havent yet with all the dicks youve sucked

alright, unlike you, im logging off and resuming an actual life

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do you have any other memes? jesus christ
Inb4 "epic bait man I was only pretending to be retarded"

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A true IPA

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Is this nier

Wait what? No we aren't

gif? Who is gif?

Ahahaha you got meee you got the last word in and ran away like a little bitch
Suck Jamals cock good he might buy you a nintendo switch after he fucks your girl faggot

Die in a car fire

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Dude I'm physically cringing at your posts. You're not funny and no one cares about your shitty bait. You just look like a fucking summer fag. I'm going to pass out, have fun being an edglord on the internet.

KYS
Y
S

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KYS
Y
S

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>bot

So true...

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why hasnt this been done to belle delphine yet????????

I lost to this.

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DONT YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT CUNT

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Looking back up at the 42069 got me.

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based irs

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Good riddance, the little shit probably wasn't even human.

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Clean up, aisle 5

What?

oh fuck, that got me good, wasn't anticipating that

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How did you take that picture? Are you some kind of vampire that doesn't show up in reflections?

vegans

its iall 17 idiot

gay

Typical David Fuckin Spencer right there

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drinking urine has some pretty amazing health benefits

do some research

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stud

you found the funny!

Whiteknighting to a meme.

Shut the fuck up.

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This is gay

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What's this gas station? Square K?

She probably pays her taxes. But you go ahead.

Nerd

ITS ONLY SMELLZ BABY

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nope, I remember this. Not watching.

Kek

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Not funny, didn't laugh

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Shut up pedophile

Roasties dont like this one

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Ass milk

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I mean honestly though would you wanna fuck one of those skinny bitches more?

Lost. Fuck

A garunteed trigger every time flawless

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how old are you?
not a trigger, more just a preference

shes ready for more

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goteem, this thread really does blow chunks.
you faggots are a whole new wave of underwhelming

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Think I saw there's on IT? I'd have to try before I buy.

Beat me to it. Also, look at 'dem trips!

There is a reflection, it's just cheaply blurred nigga

This

I was doing great in this comedy-ridden thread, and out of nowhere this shit had me in tears. Gg

I wish I had a shovel faget to hit some pussies with.

Yeah we are. Thank you fracking. We are one of the only first world nations that is energy and food independent.

This pretty much a reality now, considering his substantial approval rating.

>Shasta creme soda
based

>don't like man think
>must be all thing don't like

Pseudoscience
It's all placebo

Was he a child?

Ded!

Sauce pls

Did the dude blow a vape cloud before taking the picture

The joke
------------------------
Your head

Look kid, women hit their peak value young. Once they hit 25-28 it's over for them. No need to get all butt hurt about it, since men only get more valuable as time goes on.

Homo detected

uh, yes. Ffat women smell bad and have loose vaginas from a lack of exercise.

lmfao okey

This one got to me.
I feel like a pussy cause normally gore doesnt bother me

Yes
The fourth white girl left of the blonde out of the fatties looks decent tho

that's cool, everyone has their preference
I like women built like women but I'd never turn down a skinny bitch
also ctfu my reply got people more riled up than the actual pic

Y'all are laughing at grown ups 2. Gross. Lol.

;)

No it's far

Bump

new LewD discords servers

hUbQnVa - #1
QHSaa8 - #2

^ this.
everything can be "healthy" on the internet

lmao