First responders of Yea Forums what is the craziest/worst related work story that you have experienced?

First responders of Yea Forums what is the craziest/worst related work story that you have experienced?

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My older brother (emt) once told us about a meth head doing hanging situp things off his balcony that he had to talk down

One time i saw a guy that was involved in a hit an run accident and he was just laying there with his weiner out

Was working as hvacfag.. mount a big fat womans toilet.. Ask her if its fine and stuff.. She came over, tried to sit on it.. "Yes its fine" took a shit next to me. She could not reach her ass with toilet paper, so she took a shower afterwards.

Did you run up and hit it with a spatula? That's what I would have done.

You just stood there lmao

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not one myself but my buddy was an EMS in Detroit. They always had to respond to a call with police escort but one time they couldn't get a cop near the area to respond to a shooting. Buddy and the other guys drove out anyway to find a kid about 6 or 7 bleeding out from a gunshot wound due to a nearby unrelated driveby.

buddy and EMT 2 got started on stopping the bleeding and put him on a cart while guy 3 waited in the ambulance. When buddy and EMT 2 came back outside guy 3 was unconscious and bleeding from the head on the sidewalk. a handful of nogs had broken into the truck and tried to steal drugs or something. buddy tried to plead with them to take what they found and let them get the boy to a hospital. nogs then tried fighting buddy as he and EMT2 got number 3 and the kid loaded. Nogs broke the windshield and fucked the tires. Buddy tried to drive to hospital anyway while screaming into radio about needing police fucking immediately.

boy died on the way, EMT 3 went to the hospital for a pretty good minute due to a head injury resulting in loss of consciousness longer than a few minutes.

You know, I try not to be racist, but then I read something like this...

Same feeling here
No respect for anyone, even their own young

Saw some old dude that had a heart attack.
We come to his house and find he was eating pineapple on pizza.
Thank God the mayor approved the euthanasia plan.

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Jesus christ man was he saying everything was grey in terms of his emotional state or the job? I assume the latter. That's terrible

heart attacks dont even look that bad,my dad's had a couple of them but it doesnt even look that bad when somebody is actually having one(although,its still serious and traumatizing when somebody has one)

lol, using Detroit to prove your point.

>frozen butter
lost

either way,its a serious point when people talk about how long it takes for 911 calls to respond in detroit

both he also had pretty severe PTSD from Iraq as a Corpsmen. he still doesn't hate people but mentally he's mostly unreachable at times

Salute to your buddy man he's doing gods work out there. Hope he can recover at some point in time. Do you have any other stories?

>ptsd from iraq

maybe its just my expierance,ive had family members serve overseas.but it doesnt seem like pstd is all that bad,perhaps its because the people i know who have served were in areas that wernt really that dangerous?

>pstd

i mean ptsd,but like i said.ive had a family serve in iraq when sadaam was a problem,but he was a "safe" area.just doesnt seem like the "ptsd" thing is as bad as people say it is

to add a bit of confusing levity he did admit that gays are the worst possible people to get called out to. They once got called out to a guy who's leg was turning blue and purple. buddy thought it was diabetes or an unreported injury that went south. The story goes that queer 1 was injecting his own blood into queer 2. Queer 1 thought it would be sexy af if he injected queer 2 with some of his hair. The hair clog cut off the flow of blood to the dudes leg and because of the delay while queer 2's agonized screams were sussed by a mouth gag he almost guaranteed the guy lost the leg.

he has to get tested every half year sometimes and wishes he could wear full arm length gloves

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Also depends what you see or experience. Not everyone that was out in Iraq did the same thing

Have a few screencaps

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when i worked with him after Iraq sometime in 2004-6 he would only occasionally wig out by constantly having to count shit. (never explained why as some stories aren't worth sharing) but he was all there at least 90% of the time.

After the time as EMT in detroit he'll sometimes just be an entirely different person. Not dangerous just not the doc i remember from so long ago.

Fucking rolling at this shit

This is a "first responders" thread. Do you really think HVAC work counts?

Anyone who has to work in other people's houses and put up with their bullshit is 100% OK to be posting in threads like these.

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emt. 80+ yo woman fell and broke both legs, on the trip to hospital she took 3 full doses of fentanyl and it didnt impair her in any way

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when i was a teen in the late 90's i once worked with an old guy who remodeled interiors. He agreed to teach me and one day we got called into this fat black ladies house. He always explained that his estimate for remodeled could always suddenly increase depending on "what he finds behind the walls or floors". He means wiring not up to code or frame damage, mold etc... I'd seen him explain this dozens of times but this lady instantly flipped the fuck out and told him he was the most raciss man who eva been done gone in her house oh lawdy. He was old Filipino and i'm mexican

Working a fire base camp in CA and had a propane tanker back into a stone water fountain. We all heard Beep Bleep Beep crash. I look over to the tanker and hear a hiss. My self and a few CalFire over head duck behind a trailer.
I'm HAZWOPER trained and certified but fuck all that.
Turns out it was just a punctured tire thank fuck

Not all heart attacks lead to cardiac arrest. When someone collapses and CPR is started, it’s a whole different scenario.

My only question is, why don’t they just move out of Detroit? Walk the fuck out.

most people can't afford it or can't afford to start new. The powers that be there also do everything within their power to make sure the leftist ideals don't get shown in a bad light as well so they do shit to stop people from moving. Hence there are literally abandoned mansions and multi generation family homes.

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because they cant afford to move? welcome to real life kid

MVA car vs. utility pole. Happen to be in firehouse when call comes in, on first rig to scene smoke coming from hood, the first guy off rig goes to drivers side door with tools, tries door it opens he reaches for driver then turns to say something and goes down in a heap. I went for an extinguisher and was heading for car when he went down. I go passed him he is puking his guts up meanwhile drive a woman who had blacked out comes to and she has red and white matter all over her face. Turns out there was a cherry cheese cake on dash her head hit dash on impact into the cheese cake and she passed out, first fireman to car opened door and saw her thought it was brain matter and blood and started to puke. Result she was transported to hospital for observation, and we had a good laugh.

Detroit is literal liberal prison. They've fucked up anyone that wants to leave one way or another. The dollar houses you hear about in Detroit all have thousands of dollars of taxes attached to them because city council is too stupid to realize that if they'd just cut their losses and move on, someone might actually try to revitalize the area.

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If it’s the lefties fault why has NYC become so safe for its population size. It could not be more different then Detroit, but is a liberal haven that’s only gotten safer and more left

i don't know i'm not a socioeconomic major user. I only go off what my friend tells me and what he experienced for a decade and a half. The only time i went to NY i wondered why everything smelled like stale piss.

if you tell a lie often enough then it becomes truth

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>collapses and cpr is started

maybe i have a different expierance,after a couple heart attacks of a close family member.its never gotten to the point of collapse and cpr,its usually just driving him to the ER

either way,its still traumatic.especially considering the family members open heart surgery was the only thing that saved his life after falling from a really high distance once

because there's no god damn bathrooms.

small stores don't even have them, restaurants are customers only, starbucks and mcdonalds has lines for them, parks are usually too far, and most other locations are closed or limited at night

so not only do homeless piss all over the streets, everyone pisses all over the streets.

this makes a sad sort of sense. I do recall having to pay in one way shape or form to be able to piss anywhere i went.

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lefty housing policy drove up rent so far that most of the city is highly gentrified, and the few poor areas in bronx and brooklyn the crime is a lot higher than the whole city. and rising (while everywhere else falls, so the city overall falls)

rich lefties live a completely different life than their poor constituents? you don't say

and the subways are especially bad because you're even farther from a bathroom and don't want to wait.

at night literally every will pee in the stations. the bums, the hipsters, the wall street types, they closed all the subway bathrooms except like 5 (out of 400+ stations) they can deal with the consequences

They can’t afford NOT to move, kid!

That’s weak

shit was like a bizarro world version of Japan. The dude showing me around said/pleaded with me to never fucking sleep on the train or subway. No bathrooms that weren't in a building or just fucking beyond disgusting and garbage everywhere.

Then we went to Japan and it was night and day. bathrooms everywhere at every stop and in some cars. Nobody spoke on the trains and everything was fucking clean.

You can leave anywhere if you really want to leave. This “they can’t afford to leave” is pure nonsense and full retard.

i asked dude to explain this actually. he told me sometimes the utility places would threaten or actually just ass rape your credit if you tried to cut them. Or they would just kill your power when it was the most inconvenient. Cops would get called on you for child abuse because you were living without power or water then everything would go downhill. He said people have to pay the companies like the mafia and leave as quietly as possible.

Chicago PD here. Saw a security k9 van burn up with doggos inside (moron couldn't think fast enough to open the back when it first started).
Hand carried a dead infant to the MEs office.
Saw a kids face eaten off by dogs (that one made the news, including how he has been living since [this was quite a few years ago]).

was it a shit-bull that ate the kids face? or a lab. shepherd

>no bathrooms

in terms of the subject of bathrooms

this has nothing to do with heart attacks,but how come when somebody is hyperglycemic in an emergency room,they refuse them to use the bathroom.maybe its just my expierance but when i had diabetus it would of been alot better i could of just pissed in the bathroom instead of them handing me one of those pee jugs and telling me to just drop my pants and piss right in the middle of the ER room

yeah a lot of what you're talking about with that is because of the mentally ill homeless; because of funding and legal issues they can't be institutionalized, and policy they won't even be kicked off the subway when they make an entire car unusuable

like it will be rush hour, every car packed so you can barely even fit in to stand... then one car will be completely empty. and you know not to walk in no matter how bad you want to sit, because some insane bum is nesting in it and smells like rotten asshole, urine, and feces all marinating in the sun, and not even the hardened commuters that deal with all the typical smells can be in it for more than a few seconds without gagging or vomitting

...still won't get kicked off.

>refuse them to use the bathroom

let me clarify,i mean.when they've already been taken back to one of the ER rooms

they're worried about people shooting up and ODing in them

No kid it was funny, after the fact.

theres but once you're back there, either you'd need help so can't use them, or you just walk off and find one... you're not a prisoner, you don't have to ask

ONE TIME I SAW A NIGGA RUN ALL UP IN SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND STRAIGHT DOOKIE ERRYWHERE. TOOK TWO NIGGERWAGONS AND A FIRETRUCK TO GET NIGGA TURN LOOSE. GODDAMN TURLET STILL AIN'T WORK RIGHT.

Crime dropped dramatically because Republican (and Trump lawyer) Giuliani came to power with a tough-on-crime platform, and then Bloomberg (though a liberal in some ways) continued that tough-on-crime platform with policies like stop-and-frisk. About two decades of that approach worked wonders. We'll see what becomes of New York if lefty and relative newcomer Bill de Blasio is in power anywhere near as long.

isn't deblassio the guy who banned soda, pizza and ice cream trucks?

not my personal story but one of my classmates (pharmacy) did one of her rotations at the ER and they had a guy come in who refused to stop beating his meat. She didnt know why he got brought in but she saw him and said it was pretty wild/funny and eventually they just sedated him because he was obviously fucked up on some street drug

nyc should break off and become its own state so it stops bleeding the rest of us dry

>you dont have to ask

so you actually work for a hospital then? i guess im just curious because i figured i had to use it where i was at(which was awkword,because it was in an ER room which they just closed the curtain of)

i guess i just figured they didnt allow people to just walk to a bathroom in privacy and piss there

No, that was Bloomberg. At least the (oversized) soda part of it. Never heard of the pizza and ice cream trucks ban.

haven't worked in one in a long time but have been to plenty for myself, friends, and family... you can walk around freely in a hospital, even if you have to drag the IV roller along with you. i've never even heard of anyone thinking they couldn't go find a bathroom before you.

Yeah, I've had no problem moving around hospitals freely, either. When my wife gave birth the first time, family came to visit but it was after visiting hours, and the main entrance of the hospital was closed, so they came in the emergency entrance. I walked down their through the "staff only" areas, and walked them back to the ward the same way. No legitimate staff questioned me. If you don't cause trouble and act like you know where you're going, you generally won't be stopped in a hospital.

>but have been to plenty for myself,friends and family

sadly me to,im just speaking from when i personally had to be in the ER.it just seemed like at the time,it didnt seem like you could just go to the bathroom they had and piss there.they just handed me this pee jug thing and closed the curtain

>staff only areas

yeah,this was just a public bathroom in the waiting room of the emergency room,i guess i just figured when it was all going on.they just wanted me to piss in the actual room i was in.they never told me to not go the bathroom,but it all happened so fast i just figured they didnt allow it

1) monitoring input/output
2) if you're in diabetic ketoacidosis, you're most likely an ICU patient which is required to stay on the monitors. They would have to connect/disconnect you every time you walked to the bathroom
3) take your insulin

I agree. But full arrest scares the living crap out of you.

>ICU patient

>diabetic ketoacidosis

so even if you just walked into the ER,and didnt even know you were diabetic,they still require it.this was like,one of the first things i remember them doing when i walked into the ER,but at the time i didnt even know i was diabetic ketoacidosis

Ok, kid. Thanks.

Not all patients are the same. I have seen patients walk in with zero symptoms having a major heart attack and have also seen the "OMG IM GONNA DIE" *clutching chest* *breathing rapidly* *crying* *sweaty* *flinging themselves around*. No patient is exactly the same.

the actual off limits areas will have a locked door and keypad or someone has to buzz you in; anywhere else you can wander freely

when i did work in a hospital (i volunteered in HS and college), i worked in the OR and every way in was keypad locked and even most staff weren't given the codes.

yeah,this was just a public bathroom in the lobby of the ER.i guess i just assumed i couldnt use it because all they did was hand me this "pee jug" and closed the curtain.from reading

maybe its because i was diabetic ketoacidosis? i mean,they didnt tell me at the time,but after running some tests they basically told me that was what was wrong

>the actual off limits areas will have a locked door and keypad
Yeah, but in that hospital, all the keypads have the same really obvious code. I punched the code in myself and opened the door when they were moving my wife between areas one time. They didn't say anything or seem the least bit surprised that I knew the code.

my dad was having a heart attack and wouldn't even call the ambulance until his damn football game was over, then just stood outside waiting for it
that heart attack wasn't so bad but even the really bad one where they had to do bypass surgery and one the where they did a stent, same attitude

depends on the hospital and area... i had full access only in 2 so can't compare beyond that... but in both of those, the regular doors between sections all had the same easy code, but areas like the OR (not waiting, not recovery... the actual operating area) were different... families aren't allowed there, and a few other areas with actual security; pharmacy, records, radiology... those won't be the general access codes or the closet codes

AND FFS WHY DO I HAVE TO SOLVE 5 CAPTCHA SCREENS ALL OF A SUDDEN

That just sounds weird, but every ER is different. Some times they do random initiatives because they were dinged on it in the last review. So maybe they were dinged on not charting input/output, and just handed everyone a urinal. Every ER is different. Every patient is different. Every situation is different.

Most hospitals are like this. As long as you aren't causing problems and aren't in a truly restricted area(OR/cath lab/sterile supply etc) no one really cares. If you are just walking through and acting like you belong...no one questions it.

yeah,the guy who said something about diabetic ketoacidosis.at the time they wanted the urine sample,i didnt even know if i was ketoacidosis or not,they basically just took me back to this room in the ER,handed me a pee jug,and closed the curtain and told me they needed a urine sample

i guess i just thought it was wierd because they didnt even give me the option of actually going to the restroom to do it

either way,i dont even think they did anything with the actual urine sample.i remember sitting there the whole time and it was just sitting on the table

In a standard dipstick urinalysis, you can see glucose/ketones output which is typically a good indicator you're in DKA without even taking your sugar level. Its very standard for any diabetic complaint. Most decent sized ERs can do this directly on the unit.

if they want a sample they'll give you a small container with a screw on lid and labels, not the big jug .. that sounds weird

There are a variety ways of sampling that you probably didn't notice. A standard "dipstick" test takes all of 10 seconds to stick a little stick into the urine, and pull it out. Then you watch for color changes on different squares.

Other containers can have a vacuum tube attachment that puts the urine directly into a lab tube that is similar to what you put blood labs into. Most people don't even notice you've done it, and you leave the sample cup in the room just in case you need another sample for whatever reason.

i dont know,i just remember they handed me the jug when i went back to the actual ER room and just closed the curtain

maybe its because they actually took my sugar level and didnt need to use the urinalysis

Not necessarily. Staff in ERs use a lot of time saving measures due to always being busy. You can do a dipstick test out of a standard urinal while also measuring input/output.

i dont remember a dipstick test,all i remember is they handed me the jug.and had it on the table when i actually went back to the ER room but they never did any tests with it

or maybe it was because of what

was saying about a variety of ways of sampling that i didnt even notice

Pretty hot

I mean a urinalysis is a good test, but you don't get true confirmation until you get a glucose level/blood labs. Some times they just skip the urinalysis. Not sure why you are dwelling so hard on them not checking your urine. I'm just trying to explain every possibility. It's a whatever. People in ERs hand people piss jugs just so they don't leave the room and do stupid shit.

yeah as a civilian i didn't pay attention beyond me or whoever i was there for, and working i wasn't really around patients who were still awake. i'm not a doctor or nurse just spent a few summers volunteering... it was really cool though i had to get a lot of special permissions, literally everything i did was stuff volunteers were banned from doing; all-access, handling biohazard waste (i cleaned/removed all the waste after procedures), moving and scrubbing down unconscious patients, handling removed organs, prepping instrument trays.. was pretty sweet.

>just so they dont leave the room and do stupid shit

eh,the way the ER i was in did it.i wouldnt be suprised if people have actually left the room before.either way,at the time.i figured it was just because they wanted another way to check the glucose level because of what i was describing in terms of what i was going through

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People do all sorts of stupid shit in the ER. I've had people smoke cigs in their room, try to strangle themselves, light themselves on fire, get lost for hours looking for the cafeteria, try to climb through ceiling tiles, steal things, fall over /bust their head open, etc. You name it...it happens in an ER. The perfect patient sits in the room patiently and doesn't say a word lol

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UK Copfag. Early 2000’s.

Wind storm in the village blew the roof off a house. Had to enter becoz safety.

Went upstairs to bedroom, dude had a child-sized shop mannequin dressed in school uniform suspended over his bed, and had it rigged so that he could pour his own urine in through the top and have it piss all over him whilst he lay in bed wanking.

>My first dead body

>Welcheck from a friend who said he hasn’t heard from his 60 year old best friend in a few weeks
>Go to apartment complex
>Front door has a note dated a week prior and looks untouched
>Sour smell at the front door and flies in the window
>Knock with no answer
>I can hear the TV on inside through the crack of the front door
>Window slightly open and same
>Can see the flicker of the TV on the blinds
>Maintenance man shows up with a key
>Open door and immediately see the back of someone’s head from behind a chair
>Dude is sitting in a chair in front of the TV
>Call out “Sheriff’s Department!”
>Nothing
>Walk in and the smell is awful but my adrenaline is pumping
>Peek around the chair and dude’s skin is green
>Clearly been dead for some time and he has maggots around his face
>Clear the house and a cat darts out of a back bedroom into the bathroom
>Lock the door and wait for Animal Control
>First body so when coroner shows I ask to watch them do their thing
>Coroner starts to feel around dude’s head and the smell of the body moving and the gases escaping make me gag
>When he moved the arms they had melded with the fibers of the chair
>His skin peels and is stuck to the chair with unknown fluids
>More gagging so I left
>Animal Control shows up for the cat
>Go to bathroom and cat darts past everyone and jumps out of a screen window
>We were on the second floor

I still remember it and whenever I go back to the complex I think about it

Nobody listens to anyone that uses the word "liberal" as an insult.

NYC pays more in taxes than mississippi, alabama, and missouri combined

LiBeRaLs R y We bE pOoR!

Dumbass

the second hospital i volunteered at somehow got it in their head it was appropriate to send me to get families after an operation ended and give them the initial status ('everything went fine' or 'please come with me to talk to the surgeon')... and because of what i did, i was in full scrubs, booties, and hairnets like all the doctors and nurses, so obviously presumed i was one...
did *not* like that, even when it was all good news, did not like how they looked at me when i first walked into that room.

Same Deputy

>10:30 at night call for service where mom found son hanging in the shed

>Arrive on scene after rolling code
>Neighbor has mom outside and everyone is hysterical
>”Where is he?”

Neighbor points to backyard through open side gate

>Point my flashlight and at a distance I can see the body hanging
>Check it out and kid is dead
>Talk to mom and learn the story

>She’d been texting him all day with no answer
>Comes home and waits
>Still no answer from her son
>She decides she’ll check the property
>Because she didn’t own a flashlight she chose a single candle
>One of her single wick scented candles
>Goes into backyard and searches around
>Makes her way to the shed
>Opens door and steps in not thinking he’d been hanging from the rafters
>Bumps into son and uses candle to see what the hell she just bumped into
>Sees son and runs out screaming
>That’s when neighbor calls

Not sure what happened

>Partner told me to check the body again because the kids eyes were now open
>Remember them being closed when I got there
>Check a second time and they were open
>A little freaked out so I split and wait for coroner
>Coroner shows up and just cuts the rope without giving a single fuck
>Body just smashes to the ground
>They bag and go

We found the suicide note on the washer that said “Sorry mom, check the shed”

What's the fucking like in between coworkers? How do those relationships work as opposed to, let's say, the normal world/school?

Same

>Welcheck at a son’s dad house where the son thought his dad was having a medical emergency and wasn’t answering the door or his phone

>Show up and the Fire Department is trying to force entry
>Entry made and alarm starts to sound
>Search room to room and find the dad in a bedroom
>Apparent gunshot wound to his head
>Gun in hand
>Rest of the house is clear
>Dad pronounced on scene and Fire clears

Partner points out to me

>Blood was still pouring from the wound and hadn’t congealed yet
>Freshly lit cigarette in an ashtray on the bed still smoking
>We believe he was alive prior to making entry
>As we forced entry he shot himself

Had to go outside and tell his son his dad was dead from a suicide

I responded to a vehicle collision once where the entire top of one of the cars was peeled back like a sardine can and the driver was still alive but basically broken in half (imagine when you snap a fresh branch or something, where it doesn't fully break but just kinda splinters out... pic related... he looked like that)
while doing CPR on him his kidney got pushed out of his side near the edge of the tearing, still attached and fully functioning. I just had to keep doing compression and watching every compression slowly push and pop out bits of viscera.

Amazingly the guy fucking lived. very little actual organ damage done. they literally just put him back together.
his spine was absolutely fucked though so he is now in a wheelchair and missing one arm.

seeing his body like that stuck with me though

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Same

>Friend found his best friend dead in his garage

>Show up and go through side garage door
>Kid clearly dead on his couch watching TV
>Tongue and lips had swelled, skin was greenish
>Been hittin’ the meth pipe
>Estimated he had been dead a week or more
>Clear the house and dad in back bedroom alive and watching TV
>House is a pigsty and a shithole
>Ask dad about his son and he says “yeah he is in the garage”
>I ask “When is the last time you talked to him?”
>Answers “Today. I talked to him today.”

Had to tell him his son had been dead for over a week and he has been living under the same roof.

Pretty sad

>Responded to a vehicle accident

>Caller told 911 he was in the middle of nowhere, not sure where exactly and he rolled his Jeep killing three of his friends

>Arrive and utter carnage
>Friends were drunk driving their slick Jeep on a dirt road at 9-9:30 at night
>Hit a rut going to fast, Jeep launches, rolled and flipped ejecting almost everyone
>One friend dies from the impact of being ejected, another died when the Jeep landed on him and the third was still seat-belted in but the impact killed him
>Only survivor was the drunk driver

What stuck with me was the totality of the call. Because he didn’t know where he was at we had to GPS his phone through Lat/Long and make a guess. As we rolled Code for over an hour this guy was stuck looking at the carnage and his dead friends.

He was absolutely alone with no where to go. No one to share the grief or burden.

Once we showed up and learned the story, we discovered the dead friends were fresh back from a Military tour and were celebrating.

But its that big of a shithole.

Nothing I only got my first responder license for work and the most I've had to do is clean up so puke