Damn Yea Forums i fucked up

Damn Yea Forums i fucked up.
>be me
>22 yo
>graduated college this May
>before that i went to a nice private college (Oregon State University)
>partied and stuff
>joined a frat
>graduated with a bullshit degree in business administration
>drank and partied like there was no tomorrow
>fucked lots of girls
>cheated on exams n stuff
flashforward to today
>i cant find a job
>i cant find at least an internship
>fraternity buddies are either in the same situation or they just dont give a shit and already have well paying jobs in LA, San Fransisco, Portland or Seattle.
>applied to MBA as a last resort but i dont wanna actually go through with it
Fuck what am I going to do? My parents are going to kick me out soon if I cant get a job and pay them plus im more than $80k in debt

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This is your life's graph
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Now you gotta try to keep it as is or try to work as hard as you can to get some money and be able to restart

testicles sell for $40,000 each

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You have to get an MBA. Everyone has a business degree. You're 22 that's nothing. Go get your MBA

Also who cares about debt. We are all in debt. Forever

or grow a pair and start a business. make a bikini espresso stand or something.

im not in debt :)

I think you already found your solution. Get a job and an MBA. Nobody on Yea Forums is going to find you a job. You have to do that yourself. Good luck.

Most likely nobody on here should even be giving advice in the first place

quad bros