Damn Yea Forums i fucked up.
>be me
>22 yo
>graduated college this May
>before that i went to a nice private college (Oregon State University)
>partied and stuff
>joined a frat
>graduated with a bullshit degree in business administration
>drank and partied like there was no tomorrow
>fucked lots of girls
>cheated on exams n stuff
flashforward to today
>i cant find a job
>i cant find at least an internship
>fraternity buddies are either in the same situation or they just dont give a shit and already have well paying jobs in LA, San Fransisco, Portland or Seattle.
>applied to MBA as a last resort but i dont wanna actually go through with it
Fuck what am I going to do? My parents are going to kick me out soon if I cant get a job and pay them plus im more than $80k in debt
Damn Yea Forums i fucked up
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Now you gotta try to keep it as is or try to work as hard as you can to get some money and be able to restart
testicles sell for $40,000 each
You have to get an MBA. Everyone has a business degree. You're 22 that's nothing. Go get your MBA
Also who cares about debt. We are all in debt. Forever
or grow a pair and start a business. make a bikini espresso stand or something.
im not in debt :)
I think you already found your solution. Get a job and an MBA. Nobody on Yea Forums is going to find you a job. You have to do that yourself. Good luck.
Most likely nobody on here should even be giving advice in the first place
quad bros
Most people within the business field, especially if they want to occupationally progress to a high position within a company usually opt or already possess an MBA. I think you should go the grad-school route and 80K in debt before grad-school may seem like a lot, but there are people in law school and med-school who would make your debt look like a measly IOU so don't fret too much about it.
Being poor is hella not frat brah kill ur self srs
..and that's the way of life for many
You can still recover if you get your shit up, but you gotta stick to a plan if you want it to work
Depends on what you want. If you actually want to go into the business field, then the MBA is the way to go. Or if youre just trying to find a good paying job, no matter what, go into the military. Try either the air force or the navy, they pay really well. Dont go for the army if you can get any of the other branches, but even the army isnt that bad. Just a bunch of retards, meatheads, and a LOT of bullshit jobs.
your smart, you went to college, figure it out genius.
Nu uh
Ive been trying to find a job tho. The thing is i cant.
I tried everywhere from working at the bank to working for my local Lyft hub in some shitty customer relations management position. I cant get one with my degree
>Try either the air force or the navy, they pay really well
Yes and no.
Air Force and Navy pay well and have really good funding but their job selection sucks. I scored near perfect on my ASVAP but the only jobs they had for me were ship custodian, medical admin and food preparer.
Army has a better job selection. I got Civil Affairs with my fresh asvap scores
Dont even bother with the marines. They are jarheads and their job selection is either cook or infantry.
Lol
>nice private college
>OSU
"I've been trying a whole month to find a job wah wah wah" Suck it up bitch.
Frat guys are faggots, you're an hour from Portland, go suck dick up there in freak show land if you want money that bad.
That's what you get for being a stupid asshole and getting a shit degree
business admin is a shit degree now? are stem the only non shit degrees? like math is a shit degree. and science is too i think. unless you go further than a bachelor's.
tl;dr What's a good degree to get? what would u get if you had another chance? you lazy-fuck read a book.
What do you mean now? When was it not shit? That's literally a degree that girls who don't want to study get.
Every degree is shit for the basement incels.
They either don't have a degree or are to shy to tell theirs because they haven't achieved anything. It's not the degree that meters.
i thought a degree in BA would've gotten you a managerial position from the get go in the past at some retail store... now i don't think it does even that.
i think this. Engineering undergrad degree seems to be championed
and maybe IT undergrad, or comp science with coding? hows that you think?
Most degrees are pretty shit these days. Pay so much money to earn them, to learn something that's either obvious or just a quick Google away, and with so many other people graduating at the same time flooding the job market.
I'm just waiting for some kind of nuclear event and to go off and start my simple life in the mutated post-apocalyptic future.
It hasn't for a while. You might get a managerial position if you look far and wide for anyone who will take you, but it hasn't been a write your own ticket major for at least 20 years.
An MBA without experience is below useless.
Why the fuck would someone make you a manager because you have a fucking business degree and no experience? How does that make sense? Jesus kid, did your dad never explain to you how the real world works?
How are business degrees not shit?
>drank and partied like there was no tomorrow
in a way you were right
Nice trips
It is overrated , in 5 years there will be an overflow of programmers and coders
Traditionally well of jobs like engineer and layer are good
My point is that you can achieve success with every degree so you shuld go for something you feel good at
get a medical degree
Depends on what you want to do after that
After business you can get a really good job at a big company and it is easier to start you own company(not everyone is made for that thou)
>in 5 years there will be an overflow of programmers and coders
Yeah youre right, you should go ahead and get that women's studies degree instead. We don't have enough of those jobs to go around.
>After business you can get a really good job at a big company
You mean like OP is doing right now?
>Start your own company
You don't need a fucking degree for that
That’s the problem with you dumb bitches. Just because you can’t find a job in your field doesn’t mean there are no jobs. Go find some other shit in the mean time. When I was a lot younger, I was close to being homeless. I went to a temp agency and got some bullshit, minimum wage job. Stocking shelves, cleaning toilets,... I worked 12 hours 6 days like that and eventually I manage to get a great job. Full benefits and pension. 6 figures. And in my field too. Get a job and keep looking. I can’t believe how retarded you are to not think like this.
What's your degree nigger?
how old were you, how old r u now? 50? when r u gunna be able to retire?
I'm still in school but CS/Math. Not some gay shit that girls who watch MTV all week and suck cock at frat parties get.
there are more law students than there are lawyers. coding may be saturated. So what the fuck's the point of it?
is there any upward mobility thought without a degree?
are millenials just expected to start businesses, and become doctors, or laborers? that's the only way to live really comfortably?
i'm a teacher btw.
This was after I graduated college, around 22 years old. Spent a few years looking for anything in my field. Nothing. I worked this bullshit job (supermarket starting a stocking and quickly went to manager) for about 5 years until I managed to find something. Actually a costumer had an opening at his company and asked for my resume cause he sees me a few times a week for years and we became friendly. He knows I work hard. I’m 34 now. Lots of jobs, it’s about connections.
>You mean like OP is doing right now?
For that you need to be smart and hardworking
>You don't need a fucking degree for that
you don't but most company’s tend to be open people focus on business (Mostly small a medium company’s)
Blame the growth economy. Everything has to keep growing in order for the charade to continue. We haven't had a market correction since 1929 and until there is another disaster on that scale there is not much non-generational wealth to be had.
Well if you're going to college it should be with the goal of getting a job afterwards. Otherwise what the fuck are you doing there? This asshole spent his whole time partying and fucking girls, both of which you can do on fucking vacation. You could literally do ALL of that shit on vacation and it will be infinitely cheaper than going to school. I know because I wasted 2 years of my life and tens of thousands of dollars at a "party school". I learned that lesson the hard way. You don't have to go to college anyway. You could learn a trade or go military. Tons of fags in school right now are literally wasting their time and would be better off if they did one of those two things instead.
See you in middle Scholl as a teacher
GI bill and sweet sweet disability have rendered my college days worry free from any debt or need to provide additional income to pay bills so far.
Sure thing faggo, I'm pretty sure the people who become middle school teachers are your fucking classmates in (((business school))).
aaaaaand bull shit. If you scored high on the asvab recruiters would be kicking down doors to try and get you to sign up for the nuke program for that sweet incentive pay. Go IT for the navy, get free civilian IT certs, land a $100,000 a year govt civ job after with your clearance and experience.
By fucking a lot of girls are you talking about trannies in the Portland area. You sound like a bitch. Stop your fucking crying and get a goddamn job. Maybe a trade school would have been better than your liberal arts degree.
12 hours 6 days
fuck that
what the fuck that did to your brain
Donate your organs
Andy Sixxs logs are creamy and steamy
>>before that i went to a nice private college (Oregon State University)
State schools are not private you fucking dumbass
Rofl no wonder this idiot can't find a job
Fuckin checked!
Just sounds like a lot of excuses and no real motivation. Fix that if you wanna actually make it anywhere.
I like how OP and no one else has addressed my post. I'm guessing OP went off to cry somewhere.
I audibly keked
first of all, OSU is not
>nice
>private
>even really a college
if you went to that cowfucking institution and majored in anything other than engineering, you deserve to work a shit job for the rest of your life and watch them get smashed in everything that isn't baseball.
get rekt beaverfaggot
the problem is. YOUR DEGREE DUMBASS LOL
It's not your fault OP. It's your parents fault for allowing you to get a shitty degree. That and Trump, surely it's his fault somehow.
this. just get angry and point fingers
cause you've provided nothing new.
do a TL;DR next time.
>TL;DR college is if you know what work you want to go into. otherwise join army, and apprentice in trades.
you're welcome.
Why should I do that, because zoomers are too lazy to read more than 2 sentences at a time?
yes. it's not your fault. you want people to read your message though.
and you're absolutely right. just verbose.
move to third world country, then apply for a job there.
The funny thing is that people like him really do blame Trump if they can't find a job
You got fucked by the Modern College administration board. you will be a n endentured servant for the next 30 years have fun.
I made sure to focus on a career I was genuinely passionate about, and worked my ass off every second of time I could. Now I will be graduating next spring with a degree in biochemistry with only 10k in dept. Already know where I can apply to start my career and will soon begin to have a social life again once i become completely independent.
I'm sorry your professors and teachers screwed you over, but you should have kept your damn eyes open instead of just being a child for another 4 years
how old r u? how much will u be making? how old were u when u found out what u wanted to do/be?
>morons get into absurd debt to get ridiculous degrees for terrible jobs that might just crack six figures in earnings
>patricians go into mild debt to become airline pilots and easily pay it off, can earn very good salaries
Lol dude, why are you so fucking defensive? This is now the second time you have done this ITT. As soon as someone schools your bitch ass you go
>DUR WHAT IS YOUR DEGREE
>HUR HOW OLD
>DUR HUR WHAT YOU DOING
Goddamn, grow the fuck up
Have no sympathy for you. I work hard in school to make my money spent count. 50% of business majors are just frat boys who don't realize that 4 years of fun will mean a life time of fuck
Lol he didn't seem defensive to me, just seemed like genuine questions.
It is defensive though. It's like when someone offers you work out advice and then you immediately go "HUR DUR BUT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT DUR HOW MUCH YOU BENCH BRO". How is it NOT defensive?
join the military
I am so fucking glad I dropped out of college in my first semester.
I was super depressed about it at the time - I felt like a total failure that would never be able to do anything, except maybe be a manager at a McDonalds.
Fast forward 10 years, and I am a water treatment operator, making 80k a year with no debt whatsoever. Feels goodman.
if ur afraid of a couple questions, go cry to ur mom.
Lmao OP is that you? It is, isn't it?
benefits are fucking legit too. So is the job security and future salary possibilities. 80% of the certified operators in my state are planning on retiring in the next decade, and positions are already difficult to fill.
Also they're not genuine because he wouldn't just shoot off one after another like that
what's this in reference to?
he was not offered advice.......
see
my bad peeps
dude just wants attention. just ignore him.
Okay here's some advice; next time don't pick a literal sorority girl's major and then bitch that you can't find a fucking job
FYI, Oregon State University isn't a private college. It's part of the Oregon State University System. This post is pure f*cking bait.
>next time
What the fuck is this, Roy: A Life Well Lived???
You don't get to go again, life is a one time deal, and for most people, going back to college is just not possible.
Welcome to America.
Don't worry, just remember that loan forgiveness is pretty simple even if it's 80k. Oh wait, it's college tuition debt? In that case it literally will never be forgiven.
Welcome to the capitalist capitol of the world. Where businesses are able to prey on the newly emancipated with zero repercussions. Just remember, some dude is enjoying his summer home right now because of your suffering.
Its a good thing
HURR DURR CAPITALISM IS BAD
Go suck Bernie's dick.
the problem would be cultural. not economical. we support the richest of the rich, and tacityl agree to there financial ruling with every dollar we spend at a mcdonalds, on coke products, walmart, amazon. we support them. it's not the system or businesses, it's the customer
Why can't he go back? Does he have a mortgage to pay? Kids to raise? You sound like a fucking nigger to me. Please tell me why a young fucking man can't go back to college. Because he might have to study this time?
Yeah it was capitalism that made this faggot pick a worthless major. Fuck outta here with this.
Funny I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum here. I'm 28 and went straight into the workforce at 17 and was pretty much financially poor the whole time, now I want to go back to school and get a degree for personal and financial reasons. I dig the whole college scene. Is it true that being in college that you get laided more?
can't afford it financially, or can't afford the time. or both.
College is by far the easiest way to meet women, it's not even close. Whether or not you get laid though depends on you.
pretty much any major except engineering seems to be shit on by Yea Forums.
It's true though. Unless you have connections or you're rich you have no fucking business going to business school. I'd bet money too his parents tried multiple times to talk him out of that major.
22 I figured it out 3 years ago shortly after I started college don't even remember what my original major was, because I didn't take any classes pertaining to it, I just took gen Ed's that would go toward any degree. Figured it out after alot of contemplation of what I'm capable of and where my passions truly lie. I knew I had to figure out what I was going to do before I wasted money on a class that didn't go towards my major. So I made sure to be Honest with myself and began thinking. Although I had been thinking of my career path for years beforehand like. It sucks that so many people are betrayed by people they trust, but they should know human nature long before they graduate high school. They have no excuse for being so nieve.
>but they should know human nature long before they graduate high school
glad you figured it out man. And what did u mean by that?^
Time to join the Marines, buckaroo.
mcdonalds is always hiring
that's wrong. they're trying to automate everything.