So i forgot to urinate into the cup

so i forgot to urinate into the cup.
my reward? radiation to the chest

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i think its for the best
i want no stupid shit in me red n yello

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SHE BITES

what am i lookin at here

garlic bread

this ain't no garlic bread i ever heard of

technically it a garlic baguette trust

But where's the garlic, or the bread for that matter

the garlic is inside the baguette in the form of garlic butter
the baguette is located under the tomato, cheese, animal slices and raddish
actually make that past tense shes no longer with us im afraid

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select tractors

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you rolled well

but MOOM the husks

good double

>Update
u2 i checked

im a phoen postre
WELL NOW THEY KNOW

do you have cancer

not to my knowledge

then why is your chest being irradiated?

my lungs are there

aight someones been fucking varren on the normandy and they look at me weird when i bring a geth question mark

(dubs)
bet it was miranda or maybe Harris that would be a twister

no the shadow broker stuff on miranda suggests she was very particular bout medical history and hygiene sorry

lolling ad them medkits on the geth station

finished with everyone alive
feels good

the stool youngster is really nice poster he alway tell me I habe symmetrical face then I feel pretty

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i prefer faces that are not as symmetrical but my understanding is im in the minority here

>420 bless it
dose thate meane youe were tellinge me I'me uglye??? ;___;

I DONT WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA PLAY ME3 my throat hurts
and the rest of the vessel remains in pain as well

i dont recall commenting or seeing you are facade at all to be entirely honest with you fam

on*

you didn see eet but u still said eet

dung kid call me uglee now am sade

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oh so your'are saying i had no grounds for that poopinion
then i shall firmly stand by it

DO NOT WORRY LITTLE ONE after all its your blood type that matters

Dear diary,
poopboi told me he loved me. And I believed him! I'm SO stupid. And now there's pictures of me on the internet.

>poopboi told me
my sweet summer child
im back the walk actually helped im ready to start a new life

WHO YOU CALLING PINHEAD?! >:(

d00bs noise
turns out my allergy meds were shit got them switched explains a bunch
why the hec isnt my me3 installed WHO IS RESPONSIBLE.
also origin pls could you make more dlc packs i feel like i could be a little less oriented still

too much sodium

am i prepared for the feels doe

you're ass will hurt

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dubs confirm
whats new

walk gang we out here we are walking expect us

drink dat herb
ah yes the """""reapers""""

literally LITERALLY SAGE

god i completely forgot bout le dumb weeb bait man

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borf

same

dog

yo omegas actually dope

le poopie pils

haaha poo pee

pee pee

i finally peed into the damn thing
so yello tho
my whole life is a lie
lmoa

will this ever end captain

only with death

and now
im gonna eat botato chips for breakfast
should i get lasik??
comment down below to lose an iphone

fuck arias couch doe

high levels of autism detected

gesundheit

lasik is an interesting question
do you want good eyesight now while you'r still young?
or do you wait until your eyesight is really bad when you'r old? maybe you die young and never get the chance

i would like to have my eyesight now please but id prefer not to go completely blind or have eye glitches but i suppose thats mostly a thing of the past huh

Your fortune: Outlook good

tAKE c a R e of tHe bOm B sHe PA R d
ilL haNdLe cERbeRus
fug u u wont handle shit n u know it

woof

my boi my BOI

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suddenly crippled

sitting directly in the fire bugs try to get me now cunts
i am the mother of hot potatos
more blogposts at ten

and now its pissing

the results just came
looks like i dont have cancer or diabetes and im not as anemic as expected

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i hate the solo missions
who in the hec am i commanding now

...

you command the clones
let them execute order 333 nice

thank
three.is how many ppl should be on my ground team

be a stuntpullin retard- nothing
sober up for two days- immediately pull a muscle
nice

it only gits worse believ Garlic Salt

i habeeb

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holy shit u need two arms for so many things you have no idea