New celeb thread
Who are your top 3?
New celeb thread
first
db
ems
kateanon
kateanon is adorable, and always concerned with our hydration
Please stop, you don’t want to get me going.
Anne
Alison
Emma dubs
open celeb unsee
674c6cc8
MBB
Kiki
kenzie Foy
Could you not be a fucking mutant for five seconds
I’m so alone lads
You... I like you
Good list!
post her in the unsee
And if we've eaten our vegetables.
Nobody is alone
Hallo Neener! How is your day going?
I need more ryry db, you left me blueballed
And just generally spreading positivity. He's the best
Thank you. Foy has been kicking ass lately.
Not my fault...
Oh yes she has
Mine is:
MBB
Sadie
Emma W
Sadie > Millie
Tasty dubba dubs!
Hallo babs fren!
Mine neither :/
But I have to finish this
Well go ahead
Doing okay Mewposter, just being lazy, yourself?
Have you practiced compassion today?
You are among brothers.
But I want you to enjoy it too :/
I'm actually getting ready to go out and act like a human being and be social! Wish me luck!
Yes, but I need to do a better job hydrating
wew dat mew
Millie is so cute user, also hey :)
Good luck, outside is where the bad people and sun are.
Bragger...
What did we talk about?
Suddenly, Nessa-boops! Out of nowhere!
*boop*
Heya, qt!
Yes she is :-)
Good luck! You can do it
Nuh uh, I bet you have been compassionate too
You don't wanna share her and you can't fuck her cause she's your daughter
Going to watch the new season tomorrow after work! Hopefully there is a lot of Millie!
I could say the same!
I know, im actually nervous as fuck. But its fun to pretend to be a person once in a while.
who /fixingtheirlife/ here
*is booped* Oh my goodness! Arent you a slice of qt pie?
I'm on my way out, but neener has my discord it you would like it.
Just finished s3, I love this show so much
Well it's true
always and forever
I hope there is lots if Millie in shorts personally.
But you're her stepfather, isn't that right?
I heard u died
I think you have to send an invite. I think.
I'll be around a while, Mewfren. Stay safe!
Always working on it
No, Jade is adopted..
My name is Neener and I need help /fixingmylife/
made a big list, some things small and easy, some things will take well over a year
still, good to visualise it
Ooooh yyyeahh!
I am the cream of the celebrity crop, Gene!
have fun karlew user
shut up ems
Me too
You're difficult to lewd, lol
>part flower
>part jj
>ALL qt!
*boop*
Emma #1
Not if you know what I like :p
Glad you did
I'm still sticking to two of my new year's resolutions this time around, so I'm proud of myself tbh. A little bit at a time
I would like the flowers I sent to your funeral back now please...
...aaaand I forgot to attach pic.
SMH
lists are a good idea, my life is nothing but a series of lists
Mmmm heck, that would make Monday better ngl
Apparently I don't...sorry for wasting your time
I want to like kenzie....but idk
You are kidding, right?
I can‘t I feel the void, the „I finished my fav series“ void.
Wat do!!!!!
I‘m gonna roll into a burrito and wait for s4
Hey qt patooty, how is you? *boop*
No, no
But?
Thank you derpy :)
I know what you like, mozartkugels and sillyness
But I already smelled them, they are my friends now!
Love this clip. I don't know where it originated, but it's so clearly meant to evoke the idea that she's watching you jerk off. The sexualization is so obvious.
>Practicing first act of compassion today
Good for you user, keep at it.
didn't do one this year but when I do, it's normally a small silly thing
'read a new book a month' is what I did last year
feel like ppl set massive goals and give up in February kek
I hope this is the only list I need, so I can look back on it in 2 years and be like yeah, I did all that
probs not tho lel
which one is the real one. I see fangs there? Pro fang or Anti-fang? I know she just got them fixed.
If you're mentally ill
Will a *boop* or a *hug* help?
More Sadie ass would be nice too
And feet and that other thing
Lazy Sundays are best Sundays.
How's life in jj-world, where you rule as queen of the qt's?
fangs ftw
Never seen anything but her face..that 18 Reddit page of her is nice
kik?
Millie looks like an adult. The Sadie posters are the real pedos.
>give up in February
That's usually me, this is the first time I've made it this deep. And I wouldn't call that silly. If it means something to you, it isn't silly at all
Kateanon would be proud
Link?
>reddit
Ah, now everything makes more sense
...
British teeth.
Sorry I don't have that.
You like feet? Damn doveboi, who would have thought that, you silly goose.
Every day I learn something new about you, next thing you tell me is that you’re into eating ass
Jj-world is pretty nice qt, finished stranger things, I love this show so much!
Now I need a little yt and boops to calm down.
That was season they are fixed now.
Fine, you can keep them, but next time you fake your death I'm not sending anything. If I still have the faulty Dovebot I'll send her in a snow parka with my condolences.
Bring it in QT.
I'm trying...Does it count if I start my new years resolutions at Chinese new year?
:)
Shame
oh?
Deviating from Christen for a moment because Alex Morgan is adorable too
It counts no matter when you start it, as long as you stick to it c:
Sadie is 17 dude. That's legal in every state. Half are 16 then other half 17. Maybe 1 or 2 18 but I'm not sure.
The real mvp
pt 2
Clearly Photoshop lol
feel like the 'new year' thing puts a lot of time pressure on people, so they rush rush in January and burn out
glad you're doing well fren, keep going
Oh dear oh dear...
I'm not easy to lewd
Wow she looks 13 tops.
Also, 17 is not "legal" in every state. 18 is the standard in the US unless you're talking about teen on teen.
MBB
Alison Brie
Scarlett
*hugboops*
thank you gganon
Solid
solid
Cool pic
More Alison
I liked the 1st season of stranger things. I have to get my Netflix up and running for the rest now.
No spoilers, now! :)
Obvious a trustworthy map, with texas grayed out.
Most of those numbers only apply to sex with someone within 3 or 4 years of the minimum age. But go ahead and show the authorities this map after you get caught fucking a 17 year old.
test
Well good night you all
Remember, the more you did on a day, the better you feel
Literal nobody
thanks I stole it from this German nerd :P
You send dovebot over when I‘m dying again? Oh no, I can feel the death luring around the next corner already.
*sigh*
You are not? Last time I lewded you I sent you a pic of a lamp that looked like boobies and you came within 30sec.
Dw no spoilers, you have to promise me to watch all of it qt! I boop you when you do :3
your captcha fucking up too? I can't post pics
Very hot
o shit forgot top 3
gigi
jelena
bella hadids sister
you're welcome *****non :3
I do like me some Kiki
yeah captcha wouldn't let me post for some reason
It was fucked up for a min. Seems fixed now
Yeah, it’s being a little fucky.
Dovebot is going over with a chasity belt, a snow parka, and a muzzle so you can't lewd her in the after life.
goodnight dovey aka dubsboi aka muh carbon footprint aka the Romeo to Juliettes Juliet aka Big Dick Big Deutsche aka /w/ 4 lyfe aka loverboy McNally aka my bottom bitch aka Stephen Andrew Foy aka one of my closest friends in the world :3
You‘re high again aren‘t you dingus mc doofus?
I bet literally no one will get the first name calling even tho I got septs with her
You are too weird. That's why I like you
Nighty night!
Alright I'm off to find something to eat, I might be back in a bit! Not sure though
“Dingus McDoofus”
Lol, I love that.
You’re so mean ninafren, you never let me lood her :(
Ohhh top 3 right...
1) Dovey
2) Lizzie
3) The hotter Hadid
So is that Canadian spammer only around in the mornings?
my love
no nina?
he is working at night and spams until he falls asleep to wake up and spam again
Kek, redactedanon, I just saw this. I missed it during the captcha bullshit
Is it cool if I ask around to get your disc name by the way? I'm pretty sure we have mutual friends on there, so I can find it
Alright actually leaving this time to find food
Thanks.
I'll make you a deal, when the Gen 3 shows up, you can have my Gen 1. Beware though, it knows how to use knives and likes to tie people up. It's also a little bent on self destruction, so you don't have a pool do you?
No his autism is active 24/7, but sometimes he falls asleep to gather more sperg energy
>those based hours he's a wagecuck in the bakery
Can‘t I just run a firmware update to make it a sexbot?
I have a pool, is that a bad thing?
mm fran
yeah that's fine redactedanon :)
Have an upgrade.
No nina, my self esteem is lacking so I'm not good enough for my waifu.
Depends on my mood.
Taytay
Selena
Dove
If I’m feeling horny and slutty
Bella
Bella
Bella
When I get my Gen 3 you can do whatever you want with the old one. I just ask about the pool because besides trying to ship her bot self back to the warehouse, she did try to head full steam into the pool to end it all. Juno poster thinks it's faulty.
EVIL user! EVIL
Still boop free friend?
Too bad there isn't an ass shot.
I know. Plastic straws are terrible for the environment.
of course you're good enough for waifu, that's why she took ur hand in marriage silly
he has said that he works around food
She would be banned in San Francisco
Thanks GGfren, that is very kind of you to say.
Nessanon's Top 3:
1) Nessa
2) Jessica Alba
3) Liz Olsen
Since I can't get my boops at home, I've been getting my boops elsewhere
My friends get boops with benefits
More Nina panties.
always high my man
A few threads ago he said he worked specifically at a bakery while kinda spilling his heart out a bit after multiple anons started prying. I feel bad for him. It's clear that he's miserable.
It sucks that he is miserable, but does it really make him feel better to shit over all of us?
Who is the "he"?
Do not believe him, he says anything to make you like him and then fists you with a fire extinguisher and no lube
SAme
you're welcome, user.
are you talking about beady?
trippies cheggum :-DDD
Yes
his head is so fucked I beleive nothing he tells us
I hate they guy so much. Fucking spammer.
You are silly, but boopable
Threadslut it‘s your time to shine
He's only human, no one is invincible. Either he's extremely intelligent and so self aware he's capable of such manipulation, or he was being genuinely honest and gave enough personal info for it to be obvious that he does what he does because he's a miserable loser.
Either way, I feel bad. It's clear that he's suffering.
It's threadcutie now.
Threadcutie, NU THREAD please.
...
Jennifer Lien
Dianna Rigg
Julianne Moore
Oh no he really is working in a bakery, that‘s old news and he isn‘t stupid. He just likes to fuck with the feelings of anons who don‘t hate him entirely. See it as a hobby of his.
Lets hear the details. I want to know how sorry I should feel for him.
Good job.
Anyone who's hobby is to fuck with the feelings of random people on celeb threads on Yea Forums, then clearly he's suffering and needs help.
if*
I feel bad for him because it seems to me that he's suffering and can't help himself enough to stop said suffering, so needs another. I cannot offer you reasons as to why you should feel sorry for him.