Anyone else kinda wanna try letting a girl shit in their mouth just once in their life?

That's awesome. I guess I always pictured Germany or Amsterdam as being ideal locations to do this kind of thing. Maybe the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, but I'm sure I'd pay out the ass for that.

What made Germany the best, just the attractiveness of the women? Or the price?

Ok, I was replying to the person having a hard time to believe I met six girls. If you're willing to pay (and travel) it's not very hard, the problem is finding someone good, because shitting in someones mouth in a way that is enjoyable is not very easy apparently.

Ah ok that was me then.

>shitting in someones mouth in a way that is enjoyable is not very easy apparently.
Confused what you mean here. Most girls suck at doing a good job of it?

holy kek

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Yes. Or well, they suck at being able to control the amount and consistency to something that works. Usually they can't go when someone watches, that happened like three or four times. Also just dropping the whole load at once will be bad, since most people will have to stop if that happens. Of course that depends on if you're trying to eat ot if you just want it your mouth.
I also like being a bit forced, so maybe that is what is hard to get right too.

>that happened like three or four times
I'm assuming you got your money back in these instances?

So did you actually eat any any of the times you tried it? What was it like? I imagine it being pretty awful

I ate every time except one, but the amounts varied. If you have experience eating your own I can just say that it's better and easier when it's from a girl, but not tasting good of course ...

I got money back a couple of times at least, can't really remember. I have a lot if money though, so I tend not to care about the price and such, makes it easier I guess.

I'd let Emily Ratajkowski fill my face and mouth with her hot brownies. Also a redhead ex I had, I was that close to persuade her shit on my chest. She had a plump butt, ahhh

I shat on the face of a girl. Actually a barely functioning heroin addict. Paid her 200 euros. Never learned about her, she could be dead by now

>I have a lot if money though, so I tend not to care about the price and such, makes it easier I guess.

Same here lol. What do you do?

Looked up Lady Samira, she looks pretty fine, how did hers taste? Was she in general a nice person? The one domme I saw was a total bitch if I'm being honest, though professional enough that I had a good time.

Hot sure lets try it. Average or ok she better be a freak. Homely fuck off.

The first one to shit in my mouth was Lady Estelle (twitter bizarre_DIVA). Extremely beautiful in person. This was back in 2013 though I think.

I don't do anything anymore ...
She was nice, would see her again.

Lmao, I'm working toward that goal myself. Not a businessman or anything so took a while to find a blueprint, but now I've got a roadmap of sorts and am laying the foundation.

So, if it tasted awful what aspect did you enjoy about it? Was she better or worse tasting than other girls you've seen?

>first one to shit in my mouth
There've been more than one? lol

Wow, she looks gorgeous. What does she charge? How bad (or good?) was the taste? Care to give any details? She ever visit America?

are you a bitcoin millionaire?

also how old you be?

I'm sure taste varies more with diet than between girls.
With Estelle it was a small and hard piece, didn't taste much at all.
With Samira it was quite soft, and she gave me at least four times. The first I had to keep in my mouth without swallowing for about 30 minutes, tied up laying on my back on a table. Didn't taste super strong, but was a very strong experience. What I remember most is having swallowed for the third or fourth time, the last one requiring some serious effort not to throw up. I was thinking it was over, and then she said just that; "do you think it's over?" And gave me a final load larger than the others, and told me to swallow it all right away. Which I did.
She also made me cum in the middle somewhere.

no because poop taste bad

I'm not gonna go into details about that.

No desire for a shit in my mouth but I had a girlfriend who would often take dumps on my chest.

I loved it.

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Not in my mouth, but on my chest. I'm obsessed with girls shitting, every hot girl I see the first thing I do is imagine their perfect ass squeezing out a brown loaf.

Wow, that is so freaking hot. I love that you kept it in your mouth for 30 minutes. What was she doing during that time?

lol, drug dealer

>With Estelle it was a small and hard piece, didn't taste much at all.
Not gonna lie I'd be kind of pissed if I paid the amount of money I think she'd charge and only got a tiny bit. What a let down

She was outside the room. She had some special with four hours, two alone and bound, two with play. I wasn't totally bored while alone though :) also her colleague who didn't have a client at the time came and peed in my mouth

That session was three hours though, the scat was just a small part. Most doesn't charge a lot extra, maybe €250-350 per hour and then scat can be maybe €100 extra.

That's pretty freaking hot man. Wonder what her colleague looked like. At any rate, sounds well worth the money. The Domina I saw also pissed in my mouth and honestly it felt like I was getting waterboarded. She kept going while it was in my mouth and nose and I couldn't breathe lol. If I had to do it again I'd request slower and taking my time. Still, sounds like you had a blast.

Haha there's way more lucrative businesses than dealing drugs if you're gonna be on the wrong side of the law. They are not for stupid people though ...

I'm confused about the alone time and not being bored? She tie you up or something? Interesting way to make money, charge people for nothing lol. Guess if you're hot enough you can get away with it.

Her colleague was Domina Dakota in Hamburg. I never saw her without a blindfold though, but she's very hot in her pictures.

Lol can't tell if you're being serious but you sound like a goddamn hitman for the mob. Either way respect, you must have done something to afford those girls. Seems to me like I need to move to Europe

Yes, tied up. As i said, it was a special session with 2 hours play and 2 hours being tied up, for a low price.

Hmm, maybe if my nuts were getting zapped periodically, or I was holding her shit in my mouth or something, think I'd get bored lol

Well can't complain about a free piss session I guess lol. Not quite as hot as the other two mentioned on here though. However 9/10 would swallow

>be on the wrong side
I'm gonna hazard a guess and saying being a bookie? Either that or a pimp. Pimp seems like more headaches tho

Haha I'm the only one replying in this thread, it's all me.

Ah, for some reason the Estelle person sounded like someone else lol. Fuck man, you've really lived. I would absolutely pay out the ass for her to shit in my mouth. Color me jealous af

Back when I was 15 my girlfriend was a degenerate. Would literally do the dirtiest shit. She even ate her own shit and got off to it. I don’t miss her at all. But I don’t think that was normal for me to experience at that age. Now I have weird fetishes.

I can promise you as someone who had no contact with females until I was 24 that it will fuck you up just as bad.

If I got top shelf pussy regularly no way in hell I'd be interested in letting a girl crap on me, but here we are.

I've watched 4-5 of my GF's go to the bathroom, usually sititng on the toilet backwards. One girl let me shove my nose up her ass after she wiped. I've had almost all of them 'pee on me' (usually just as I held them in the shower)
I've pulled their tampons, had them mama bird sweets into my mouth, make out with me after getting all snotty and mucus-y after watching a sad movie- tons of stuff like that.
I don't see any of that as degenerate or sick. (Sniffing her ass after she shit is the closest it came to going too far)
If she puked on me or whatever, than i'd say that is sick, but if she's doing healthy things I don't see what's wrong.

Well gents (or gent, or El Patron) thanks for answering my questions. You've satisfied a very thirsty and horny dude so you can rest easy tonight knowing you did a public service today.

Stomach is eating my spine so gotta go. Enjoy any future scat endeavors you may have. That would be my next question, who do you have your eye on next and when? Thanks.

There's been times my gf has taken a shit during the day and I politely pass her ass and lick her puss. But there are days when I can tell she's shit and even the little flecks of paper, which normally gross me out, don't deter me at all, if anything I get hornier.

I don't think smelling your gf's ass after she wiped is too far, it's a new scent, and it's her, what's not to like?