>go to trader joe's with my hippy gf >decide i'm done picking things and go up front to ring out >no one's up there so i figure they must be self-serve registers >think to self "hmm there's a lot of buttons for a self-serve register, but i used to be a cashier so i can figure it out" >start scanning my shit >worker comes up and asks if i need any help >"nah i'm good thanks" >successfully get my scanning done >notice card reader is flipped the wrong way >"why's it... oh" >realize my mistake >this is not a self-checkout store >i just walked up to someone's register and started ringing myself out >brushed her aside when she confronted me about it >tfw you just waltzed up and rang yourself out and no one stopped you
fake news, all cash registers at grocery stores have a password on them and cashiers have to lock it before they leave the station
Ian Baker
except they didn't lock it because what i saw on the screen was "begin scanning items"
i used to work at a place called "xpect discounts" and we locked our registers there. but this person didn't lock theirs, probably under the assumption that no one would be retarded enough to start using their register.
Liam Wilson
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Shut the fuck up op larping faggot
Robert Edwards
>hippy girlfriend >hippy It's "hippie". Hippy would mean you are drawing attention to your girlfriend's remarkable hips.
Caleb Brown
even if he didn't the person who came over would have more to say than ask if you need help
Kayden Reed
samefag detected
John Long
except she didn't it was this short old woman who came up and she probably wasn't feeling confrontational, idk
man if i was gonna make shit up it would be way cooler shit than this
why the fuck would anyone make this up
Jonathan Anderson
>incel random
Logan Baker
he who points the incel finger has three incel fingers pointing to himself
Jackson Gomez
idk, why did you
Adrian Morris
because i felt like a retard when it happened and thought this story of how dumb i am might make people laugh
but idk if you wanna get angry at literally everything for no reason be my guest, it isn't up to me how you react to this anecdote
Logan Jackson
idk why you're so mad bro. You wrote a clearly fake story and I called you on it. Next time at least write one that makes sense or at least be a good sport when someone points out that its fake
Austin Scott
post timestamped picture of the receipt, or it didn't happen.
post picture of hippy gf too.
Ryder Gutierrez
Show us your gf's tits
Noah Taylor
>Show us your gf's tits Trips!!!
Op you got to post them now
Justin Parker
> be at the grocery doing my job store >walk off to check my phone >customer walks up to register and begins to scan himself out >i ask him if he needs help >he says no >does everything properly and doesnt steal anything > dont intervene because he just did my job for me.
Easton Anderson
I work retail and I don't always lock my register when I only leave it for like 30 seconds, mostly because I'm too lazy to type it in if I ain't gonna be gone long
Easton Young
Sounds like something my dad would do on purpose because he's basically Red Forman lol
