1) State 3 reasons why you have no gf/bf

My wife would then get half of my house.

Can't speak english fluently,broke,too shy to talk to girls

you have to be prepared for the divorce. damage the house every day a little bit. and after a year or so, you're house will be worthless. and you wont lose too much to your wife. then you give her 20 bucks and pay her out and repair the house.

easy

Don't have any place to meet girls, afraid of failure, last one left me bcs I'm a shit bf

Pls help anons I'm not a hideous neckbeard just a bit broken and defeated

>last one left me bcs I'm a shit bf

date asian's. they love shy bf's.

Wait until every other man in the world has died. When you are really the last one left then the women will have no choice but to consent to the insertion of your penis.

well fuck me, cant read. if your a shit bf, date black chicks. they dont mind

Ima whore, one is not enough.
Or just didn't met "The one".

Where's some good places to meet chicks

Is that an image of dog's skin being used as a blanket?

I hate humanity.
I hate myself.
Autism/ schizophrenic spectrum issues. All kinds of messed up.

I'm bad at starting conversations because my hobbies only consist of nigger-hating
And I'm dense. I would always find out when it was too late that a girl liked me. Cockblocked myself hard with insecurities

1) I’m engaged to be married

2) Tips? Get off the internet. Get out in public. Get phone numbers. Fail fast. Then get dates. Be casual. Get coffee. If you have dated before, pretend you have. Figure out what you don’t want. And learn patience. If she’s worth it, she’s worth going the distance - slow is fast and fast is smooth.

And to the incel/nice guy fags - quite being whiney little bitches, man the fuck up, get your shit together so you are desirable, and quite the entitlement.

How do you think thanks holding you back and what are the first steps you can take to improve?

sir, you really get it. Never change

Whatever you say, non-virgin.

1 no need/envy
2 tried many overs last 2 decades
3 even when it is working i feel better alone (because of #1)

took me long enough to realized we have the choice to not follow the rules of society

Kek

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>1):
a) It's financially damaging
b) Being single let's me hook up with available girls through apps like tinder, casual encounters at places like bars/parties, or even just have drunken encounters with single girls within the core friend group.
c) It seems like a lot of responsibility that I don't really want to have to deal with right now.

No gf because I already meet the woman of my life and for now, she's married to another guy.

eres hombre o mujer?

kys. problem solved?

1. awkward
2. picky
3. depressed

I'm finally talking to a girl that seems to like me, but I worry about life style compatibility and that she doesn't really want to date me.

I'm really interested in suggestions.

Lazy and bori

Hey don't stop looking because you think she is the only one for you, there is ALWAYS someone better(oldfag here)

Because I'm not chad
Because girls want chad
Because chad

I don't need to stop looking, there is just no one equal to her (and I know it precisely because I still looking)...

Huge fear of abandonment/embarrassment. It's why I rarely socialize to begin with, let alone look for a gf.

I used to think so too, but you're here. This place is comprised only of people, there are no robots here. If you hated people you wouldn't even be here. Sorry if I'm making assumptions, but I thought I was in the same boat. Turns out I'm afraid. Of being rejected/embarrassed

1. In too depressed to ask anyone in person because of my history of rejection, in general not just romantically
2. Because of that I barely bathe so I smell like fermented dog semen 24/7
3. I’m just a shit person in general, the running theory is autism as to why I can’t vague social situations and base every move on what I think an anime protagonist would do in that situation

Also this thread got buttfucked by all the porn threads and as such is no longer being responded to fuck

Antisocial cunt
Social anxiety
Depressed nigloid

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ace

1. Be around people. Don’t need to talk to anyone (although that’d help), just sit at a table alone. Listen to people. Don’t be a fucking creep.
2. Again, exposure therapy. Just be there you don’t even need to be social at first, work your way up to it.
3. Start eating right, exercising. 9/10 times that’s the cause, not a brain problem requiring medication. I won’t pretend to know your life but even if it’s just a placebo they are powerful things

I've worked myself dull. I no longer know how to have fun, I can't relax for long enough. My personality has also fucked off on me. Oh, I also no longer trust women. The only person I need is the man in the mirror and that's A okay with me.

>the man in the mirror

Michael Jackson? Are you confessing to being a pedophile as well?

No, though I do have an addiction to opiate based pain killer.

a) I'm in assisted living and have little to no money
b) I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and the meds killed my sex drive
c) I just don't care anymore, 28yo virgin

Do you still like your wife? Any kids?

Lucky bastard

>unattractive
>low income
>no confidence

>is excited by getting raped

You neckbeards on Yea Forums are really fucking disconnected from the world and reality, or are you just that -pathetically- desperate for sex?

1) Low self esteem/confidence
2) addicted to gaming/the computer
3) No passion/direction in life. Completed an engineering degree but quit my grad job cause it was too stressful and uninteresting to me.

don't forget

>suicide risk

1) socially awkward AF
2) can't really talk about anything else in meaningful way but my autistic special interest and hobbies
3) NEET

Eh, I like too many things to commit suicide even though all of my mental health exams my heath insurance makes me takes puts it at -extreme risk- every year.

Yes

I hate most people and feel drained whenever I'm outside.
I have high standards, meaning I want to meet a person who isn't just an empty shell. Most guys aren't even like that, and women even less obviously.
Contemplating going gay but I'm not into dudes sexually.

1. Stutter
2. ^ lead to bad social skills
3. First gf gave me herpes

bomp

1. I spend a lot of time at the gym. I'm only 6' 4" and look like Arnold in his prime.

2. My hobbies are fixing and racing cars, cooking, and backpacking across Europe.

3. My friends and family love me very much and I love them too. We support each other and are always around when they need a hand.

I've given up. No girl would ever want someone like me.