How do people get bodies this proportionately fucked?

Most of these kind of people have boyfriends or husbands though, that pay for everything and treat them like gods. They're whipped, but still in their lives in some capacity.

Two steps:
Be handsome
Have a shit ton of money

Ah, they have servants.
But not anyone who could attract attention away from themselves of course.

The proportions for the most part aren't fucked.
The tit job and face work is fucked.

No one in the history of ever has had "the lower set of ribs removed" fucking idiot.

You dont have to be handsome if you have enough money.
It's literally just money

What the other anons said on top of the fact that there’s something called photoshop. Quit being an intentional retard

Not electively at least

eppleyplasticsurgery.com/rib-removal/
dornerplasticsurgery.com/rib-removal/
sutured.com/rib-removal-surgery/
No, you idiot.

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>You dont have to be handsome
Probably not, I just assume these are the top of girls that go for chris hemsworth looking dudes because they can.

Photoshop

Okay genius

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>enjoy coke
Yeah I'm absolutely positive she does just that.

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You don't, you're literally a spec of dirty to her, she wouldn't notice you on the street, subway, train, driving by in a car, at a restaurant or any supermarket. You are small time and nothing compared to this bimbo staceys. Unless, of course you walk around with your bank account amount stapled to your forehead. Then they may glance your way.

Not by choice :)

>photoshopping yourself to look like a giraffe
What good use of it!

If you go to the gym, why do you also feel the need to use photoshop in your pictures? Shouldn't the results of your gym work be enough for a decent Insta photo?

Maybe for free. But their main motive is cash, the more cash you have, the less handsome they require.
Think Anna nicole Smith

They have no reason to go for someone ugly though. You don't think these kind of vapid self-absorbed cunts care about looks at all? That's their only other criteria besides "do you have a million dollars". If you can score someone hot and with tons of money, why settle for someone not with tons of money. Choice seems obvious.

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>*Marilyn Manson entered the chat*

mikoplasticsurgery.com/rib-removal/
fourstarlimoandcoach.com/rib-removal-plastic-surgery/
Gosh, experts abound!

Gosh, retard abound

yah but if the ugly guy has more money guess which she'll likely choose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rib_removal
Who's the idiot now?

> a lower set of ribs seems to have been removed
So why would anyone do this? Like, for what purpose?

it helps being scandanavian
those girls are all tall and blond
fairly stuck up too
give me a fat mexican bitch any day

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At least this person looks like a human being.

I know that dance!
"No, U!"
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html
artisanofbeauty.com/rib-removal-surgery/
Because they think it makes them beautiful.
I would refer to all the links posted on the topic, but I know you wouldn't bother to read them.

Retard

Yeah why would I waste my time doing that when I can have you spoonfeed me.

I'm too good to you.
You must learn to apply yourself!

I apply myself to things worth giving 2 shits about :)

That's fair.
Though it means accepting second hand knowledge from anonymous people on the interbutts.

gross

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0/10 would not bang

>posts a boy as a response
You sure showed him

its a girl. dont be intimidated weakling

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You're clearly attracted to men, congratulations.

you walk in, you smell a hude protein dump

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I prefer girls that look like girls, not roided guys.,

>You sure showed him
your own words apply to you lol. thats bad, give a a few minutes to let it cool off

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Shame girls don't prefer you though.

thats a natural feeling. you have to be bigger than them to not feel self conscious and go for shorter fat girls.

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Look at all this cope. Stop posting roided looking males, theres plenty of actually attractive, feminine looking fit girls.

I'm not the one posting pictures, Sonny.
I'm the one saying that you're sad and lonely.

Because I don't like a manly looking """female"""?
alrighty, project all you want pal.

Not him but where are you gathering that from? Because he doesn't have the same tastes as you?

why do kids say cope now? is it a new fortnite meme or something? imagine saying shes not attractive because shes bigger than you

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Nono, I meant ANY female, as in none of them will look your way.
I'm gathering that from his childish cuntishness and inability to think in abstracts.

Wtf? Who gives a shit if it's a midget, giraffe on stilts, or quadriplegics, you just stick your dick in the pussy

I'm probably older than you. And you're probably smaller than """""her"""".
I'm sorry not having your shitty tastes makes you wig out and start projecting buddy. That's not really anyones problem but your own.

>why do kids say cope now? is it a new fortnite meme or something?
How to tell someone is a summer tourist.

Is it normal that I want to fuck muscular girls in the ass after I beat them up? Growing up with Chun Li and Sonia Blade, I got this weird fetish for fighting chicks and then conquer their pussy

i am smaller than her. thats why i admire. and you are probably older than me. thats whats sad.

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im not sure i dont do meme fetishes

We've never even begun to cover my taste in women. I'm just saying that you're a cuntish idiot and that you clearly can't express yourself in any other way than desperate attempts at offence. And whatever physical age you have, you're just barely 14 in your head.

calling someone a summerfag isnt the way to dodge the question, but ill let this one pass

>childish cuntiness
All he said is he prefers more feminine looking chicks, and your immediate response was "shame girls don't prefer you lol" "you are sad and lonely". Kind of looking like a pot/kettle situation here. Just admit you're buttblasted he doesn't have the tastes you do.

Yes it is, because if you weren't new and lurked even a tiny bit you wouldn't be asking stupid shit, summerfag.

i guarantee you've replied to muscle girl with your own opinions. am i wrong?

"cope" literally came with summer. only newfags call people new/summerfags

That changes literally nothing I've said. Lurk more, newfriend.

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I said I don't prefer a chick and you went apeshit. Here's a tip, someone who has an option isn't necessarily a cuntish idiot, you whiny close-minded child.

if your brain cant comprehend that, then i guess youre right lol

Go back

No, again, you misunderstand: you are a cuntish, childishly embarrasinly lame idiot with some foamy dilicious idiocy on top.

This is what happens when incels use photoshop.

im guessing youre going to the reverse psychology route since youre so deep in being wrong that this is your only way out. ill play along, go free little birdy

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>No, again, you misunderstand
No again, you can't deal with someone thinking differently from you so you instantly resort to projection and insults.
But sure my guy, I"M the 14 year old, I'M the cunty idiot, and I'M the lonely one.

Your self-awareness is off the chain.

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You're just retarded and new, and I'm highlighting that, no need to try to analyze it, summerfag

>female
>incel
I have some bad ewes mate...

could just copy paste the last reply, atleast you think youre trying

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You persist in your delusion that this is a conversation - this is just me abusing you:
Because you're a complete and utter, up-yourself, self-congratulatory, arseholistic, child-brained, five star cunt.

fight me

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Don't ask idiotic shit and out yourself as a first week user next time, summer. No one is linked to an account or name here, you can only go on the content within someones posts to ascertain what type of person they are.

Hope I'm helping you out a bit newfag.

Here is your reply captain self aware.

Desperate to have the last word?
Cunt!

what did i ask? oh you mean why did i ask why all the kids are saying "cope" now
not sure why youre talking about accounts or whatever, but im assuming you also say kid shit like "lit" "fire" "dope" "bazinga"

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>wants to play the last word game
Don't do this to yourself buddy, I have plenty of open time this morning.

Me too, cuntitty cunt cunticles.

>being so retarded you can't even remember the dumb shit you've posted
Jesus summer, you are on a roll. I'm educating you, because you don't know shit.
> but im assuming you also say kid shit like "lit" "fire" "dope" "bazinga"

I don't, but I bet you are retarded enough to also wonder where or why those things are said too.

Woah woah easy with the C's, nigger

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Do you think you're like above it all because you are hopelessly out of touch? I can't imagine you're anywhere above 25, which just means you're clueless.

Faggot

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Gaycunt

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thats literally the only question ive asked this whole thread, which so you so offended in the first place, but if you somehow think you have the upperhand in this conversation, thats fine bud
>im going to greentext without backing up anything ive said to make myself look cool and lit bazinga
am i doing it right

which made you so*

>thats literally the only question ive asked this whole thread
Which is why it's hilarious you can't even recall it.
>am i doing it right
You're trying summer, you really are, I'll give you that. You'll get there eventually.

Imagine going in to paint to make these.

uhh i said the question not even 10 minutes ago. why do you kids so cope so much now. remember this comment? this is literally why youre mad lol

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>fourstarlimoandcoach.com/
seems legit

Do the searches yourself.

plastic surgery and photoshop

>100 posts
>under 15 IPs

This might be the saddest currently active thread on Yea Forums and that's saying something. You guys are a bunch of faggots

No, U r the fag!

haha thats so lit and dope fire
bazinga

>so desperate he's trying to throw cope into his lingo now
Aw, the summerfag is really really trying here. Also don't call people kids when you're 19 years old, it doesn't work that way

there's a whole lot more attractive women than there are attractive rich men lmao

Hey at least my thread stayed alive for more than 20 minutes. For me it's aw win, I don't care what these morons are arguing about, I just wanted to know why she looked like a giraffe.

lol i kind of feel embarrassed for picking on you now. you have no comprehension skills at all. or reading skills for that matter

forgot pic

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Yeah so some of them don't get super chad, but that doesn't stop them for seeking it out. Someone that concerned about how they look, almost definitely cares how their potential squeeze looks.

The real question is, do the attractive rich men tend to seek out these bimbofied thots?

You haven't said a single thing I've been unable to comprehend, you a gigantic moron. I kind of feel bad that you're a summer tourist, but I know you will learn eventually.

since you have selective reading, just know that everything else went in one ear and out the other. just remember that youre mad because i said youre a fortnite meme kid that says cope

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I can read fine. You have selective intelligence.
>lol u mad
You asked a stupid question and got called on it. This is something that happens all the time on Yea Forums. Of course you wouldn't know that, though. Lurk more, summer

Is there actually anyone here that does not find her attractive?

you got shit on in every reply lol. but like i said, in your head, you somehow still think youre on top.
>got called on the question you asked
what does that even mean lol more kid stuff

bazinga

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6kb

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>you got shit on in every reply lol
Not even remotely true, but maybe in delusion land where you reside that was a thing that happened.
>but like i said, in your head, you somehow still think youre on top.
Not hard to achieve when you're talking to someone so clueless and naive, don't think too much about it.
>what does that even mean
Lord, you are actually mentally challeneged, that's unfortunate.

your whole defense mechanism has been calling me a newfag. after i said youre a fortnite kid for saying cope. i cant stress that enough and youre still foaming at the mouth about it. your brain hasnt recognized that yet lol

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Because you are one, and the only reason you're hung up on being called one is because it was 100% true. This isn't rocket science, it's something you've been successfully proving more and more post after post, from your inability to even format one properly, to your general stupidity and naivety in even understanding basically English terms. It's truly a spectacle.
To top it all off, though, the true icing here, is that you've posted maybe 2 attractive females.

Cope, summer

That's what we call autism

People on Yea Forums say cope. As far as I am aware it has nothing to do with fortnite and isn't a meme from there.

i stopped reading after the first sentence because you went back to the newfag strategy. so predictable, even after i just said it lol. thats what people do when they know theyre backed into a corner and cant get out

too bad he didnt just say that from the beginning instead of digging a hole

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>I stopped reading after the first sentence
Because you have no actual defense or anything of substance to say, just plugging your ears and being upset someone called you exactly what you are.

Cope summerfag.

>too bad he didnt just say that from the beginning instead of digging a hole
Who really cares, you guys are having a nothing argument at this point, I just thought I'd give an answer. I've never heard it used outside of Yea Forums honestly. And you should stop giving someone so retarded replies, lol.

thats the best part, it is arguing for nothing from the beginning. he doesnt see that though

youre just copying everything i say now lol

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>youre just copying everything i say now lol
>lacking reading comprehension this hard
The summerfag strikes yet again. What will he say next! What crappy picture will he post next!

There are valid medical reasons to remove ribs. Vanity is not one.

Someone claimed it's not a thing that happens at all though. They were proven a retard.

Plastic surgery you fucking dipshit. The one real thing about her is her belly, but that's less "i work out" more "i eat so little i have ~10% body fat and it makes my abdominals visible

It looks like its both those things. You don't get magic body definition from just not eating. as someone said earlier she obviously goes to the gym, but that isn't good enough so gotta pay 50,000 for some boobs and lips lol

can actually pinpoint your downfall of having to resort to reusing everything ive said to you lol

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Can actually pinpoint your newfaggotry
there it is. Cope.

lol you actually posted the best evidence for me. that is why youre mad

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Photoshop my dude.

Cope, summerfag

dont have to cope at the top

Top of what, newfag. Your own delusional mind? Cope harder

ok you can have them.

she looks great

except her face, her face looks terrible

on top of berrying you in the ground in every reply lol

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wtf

>Berrying
Oh, he's underage too, how shocking, the coping summerfag can't spell basic English words.

lol nothing personnel kid