I need legal passive-agressive ways to fuck with my parents

I need legal passive-agressive ways to fuck with my parents.
I was thinking about untyding all the clothes.
How creative can u get Yea Forums?

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Do the chores so you can lord it over them. You know it's getting to them when they wake up earlier than you to get a head start.

It works for me.

yes and you can also use it as an excuse to be a bitch every now and then. for example what the fuck do you even do i clean the house what the fuck do you do!

yeah op you're a fucking genius

They are not thankful for anything

Fertilize the house-plants.

If it's only you then just move

Kek

Hide the toilet paper. The whole house will go insane

Sounds like you are not thankful for anything. What the fuck do your parents have to thank you for? You ungrateful little shit. Move out of their house you fucking stupid faggot

Uh, Its not just me I have a little brother

But will they suffer you throwing extremely wholesome passive aggressive shade all the time? No one tolerates that shit when they think they're supposed to be top dawg.

Shut the fuck up dont project shit.
You beeing a pice of fucking trash doesnt mean I am.
My dad (because fear of divorce) allows my mental disordered mom (who automedicates) do wharever she wants with my brother. I will move next year when I save enough money.

They cant do anything about it, the law in my country says that if im not economically independent they have to give me food and 4 walls to live in. I pay for my clothes, university and even food.

Dude what if you put poison in their drinks lmao PRANKED fuckin hate adults

No u dumb nigger, their EGO's

You should kill yourself op. That'll show em

I dont get ur point dude.
Even if they dont tolerate it, they cant do anything about it.

butt rape your mom

try killing yourself. that'll show them lol

fuck your mom show dominance

Piss into a coke can and put it back into the fridge

use the pizza crust technique.

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OP, wait it out and move out. Your absence will be felt either way. Do some long term volunteering or use whatever savings you have to move somewhere else and live on your own terms

Thats a nice technique holy shit

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shit on the floor my nigga