Be me

>Be me
>20 years old
>My mother still treats me like I'm a toddler
>Blows raspberries on my tummy to wake me up if I sleep in too long
>Will also try to blow raspberries on my tummy as a game
>She likes to tuck me in to bed and insists on reading me a story, which admittedly isn't too bad
>When she gets mad or upset, she asks if she can "recharge" If I say no, she gets even more mad and walks off, if I say yes, she lifts my shirt up and sticks her finger in my tummy button, makes weird booping sounds with her mouth, and wiggles her finger around for upwards of 10 seconds
>All this among other things
>She gets pissed off with me if I bring any of this up with her and try to get her to stop
>For years I thought this was normal
>I just want it to end

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Tap that op what are you doing with your life

She ain't a looker, user, besides, what would my dad think of me

Might actually be proud for once

In all seriousness though, maybe ask her to stop formally? That's a fucking weird trait to carry on when your child is grown

so nice to see a close family these days

Time to move out user. Abandon ship, your mom is insane.

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just jack off infront of her and say im already 12 mom you have no power

I wish I could user, I can't afford to, no place wants to hire me either

Cam grils make a lot of money