How can i tell if someone came into my hand soap dispenser?

how can i tell if someone came into my hand soap dispenser?
tried a black light, but the suspected liquid didnt glow. so i tested it on my own semen and that didnt glow, so there goes that test

i seriously think someone came into my hand soap dispenser. i mixed it all up because i thought it was just soap, but idk. i cant smell it. i think the smell of the soap is masking it.

any help guys?

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plot-twist: all soap contains cum.

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The only way to be certain is to stick the content of the dispenser inside your mother's vagina. Be sure not to spill any. Keep your mother inside a sterile environment for 9 month and with a paternity test you will be able to say who did it.

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try tasting it, always works

If you're sterile, i.e very low sperm count it doesn't flow under blacklight. It's the protein in the sperm that makes it glow.

Op is firing blanks

Throw it out, get a new cheap prefilled dispenser. Superglue the twist cap on. Once dried superglue is broken apart it leaves a stiff grainy texture which shows up white, not clear. Repeat when empty.

Or use bar soap.

How will be know of the superglue has been broken without opening it himself, at which point he would always see broken superglue?

no reasonable answers here, for some reason. i believe its because there are 7 total posters, and over 30 replies.

there is no semen in the soap, because of how soap works. it's like burning a board into ash, and asking if there is wood remaining. no, there isn't. it's been destroyed.

soap, as an amphiphile, is able to destabilize the cell membrane. this is how it kills germs. it shreds the cell down to the component parts. there is no living matter present in the soap, unless there was some incredible amount of semen and a small amount of soap such that the soap was overwhelmed.

Why do you care, OP?

Its soap. The thing youd use to clean off any cum that got on you otherwise.