Hey /b I’ve got a hair drug test coming up in a week and I smoked weed a month a go (about 2 grams) and a smoke about...

NVM hair test. Yer fucked kid. Good luck!

hey retard it's a hair test not a piss test

This is what I was afraid of. I’ve read of some methods that seriously fuck your hair up, but no point in doing it if it’s not gonna work and I’m gonna be job hunting soon.

They take it right by your scalp. 1 1/2 inches of hair. = 90 days

Pretty sure the cranberry juice things just for piss tests

Cannabinoid metabolites show up in the hair follicle for up to 3 months. You're done. I'm sorry OP.

I know that's why I said

Thanks man.

are you fucking dumb? literally any drug test will test for weed, even in legal states

This. The legal states are trying to work to update the laws for it but are facing much difficulty.

I think is what he's saying is that most wont care if it's weed, especially if it's legal where you live for your age. They ESPECIALLY wont care if it's for a medical reason unless you're doing something with machines/industrial shit.

They never said what drugs they were testing for, so I hope you’re right.

I’m in Texas.

Well, that's not good.

You know you can look it up right? Is the business itself administering the test or have they told you name of the lab your'e going to? You can look up what panel drug test they're using. Most all of them test for THC metabolites though.

Thanks anyway /b I was hoping someone had a story of it some miracle that worked, but I knew it was a Hail Mary.

If it's a mail in test then just use someone else's hair

Dye your hair. I dont give a fuck what anyone says, I've watched first hand my ex girlfriend pass two hair follicle test after using drugs like meth and heroin and she passed both. Just by dying her hair.

It’s a company doing it, but they cut my hair.

no, they wouldn't test for it if they didn't care. every drug test you take for a job will test for weed, even in california
even medical use is not a valid reason dude

I’m gonna give this a shot. Got nothing to lose.

lol those drugs clear your system very quickly, doubt it was the hair dye as they test the follicle anyway

Possibly because she did turn up positive for MDMA which she did even further back than those drugs.

Wrong.

I live in cali and I've been drug tested for manager positions before, showed up as a very low amount of thc in my blood and they just wrote it off, they didnt care. Im not saying they dont test for it, im saying they dont care as long as it's for a legitimate medical reason and you aren't operating machinery, or if it's totally legal.

there may be a threshold but they absolutely would not waste their time testing for it if they don't care
remember friend it's still federally illegal

they test to different thresholds in the blood, hair, piss etc. doesnt matter wtf is legal, you know places have drug/alcohol tests right? the alcohol test is usually a piss test in my experience, but its a legal substance that does not require a prescription. my point, they can test for anything they want. i did chemical plant and oil refinery work in the past, did at least 50 drug tests, we moved around a lot and always had to do one anytime we started a job at a new plant.

good point. my brother works at a huge company and cuts checks and he said he sees multiple people per month being fired for testing positive for alcohol

Actually supervise a medical clinic and oversee the new hire drug testing (hair follicle) our lab..as most do. Every half inch of hair goes back 1 month.most labs require a inch and a half sample from the root. So your looking at anywhere from 4-6 months back time. No way around it..I hate when I have emails about THC positive candidates myself as I use to smoke heavily a few years ago. Quit due to my job.

But anyways, Good luck to you

That’s actually a brilliant suggestion

no it isnt lol they're going to do a hair test one way or another and you immediately look suspicious if you shave your head

Thanks user

i feel bad user you're kinda fucked

Lol it's a bit of weed. Wax your entire body like one of those cats and scream about alopecia

>Drink a lot of cranberry juice
Yes because as everyone knows cranberry juice leads to alopecia which would help with the hair test... dumbass

I think he just read wrong

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Get a medical card if you can. Depending on the laws in your state, they can probably still get rid of you if they really want but at least you'd have an excuse when they see you failed.

they do not care. medical use is not a valid excuse for any company that is actually testing for drug use

So many "This's".... You're fucked man.

I mean, how long is your hair? when was the last time you got it cut? That shit stays in the shaft at a mitochondria level.

My advice... Murder suicide.

Go for the high score.

The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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>hair test
who the fuck even does hair tests? you getting a govt job?